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« on: July 15, 2016, 08:15:22 PM »
12:41 here
where do you live that you're close to my time zone, only aussies are close to my time zone
Florida. It's 12 pm here not am.
Tfw I just want to sleep right now with someone to snuggle with
<3
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« on: July 15, 2016, 08:05:40 PM »
I live next to Jacksonville, so not very safe.
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« on: July 15, 2016, 08:02:24 PM »
o
k
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« on: July 15, 2016, 07:59:20 PM »
Me and my right hand Edit: Re: Find the best relationship partner for other user. fml
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« on: July 09, 2016, 09:16:18 AM »
Maybe?
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« on: July 09, 2016, 09:14:35 AM »
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« on: July 09, 2016, 09:08:48 AM »
kissing is over rated. Just give me a fucking dick.
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« on: July 09, 2016, 09:05:39 AM »
Spoiler 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝
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« on: July 09, 2016, 09:01:03 AM »
Phimosis
A condition in which tight foreskin can't be pulled back over the head of the penis. Oh
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« on: July 09, 2016, 08:56:05 AM »
It helps if I had the game.
Why don't you just pirate it then?
Oh how did I not think of that?
I can TOTALLY join an online match of SSB with a pirated copy! No problems!
Spoiler No i'm not going to fucking pirate games.
Yes, you can, as long as you install is as a CIA through FBI and have gotten the updates from the eShop. I currently have Smash4 and all of the DLC and it works just fine online.
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« on: July 09, 2016, 08:48:47 AM »
It helps if I had the game.
Why don't you just pirate it then?
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« on: March 12, 2016, 07:57:20 PM »
idk if I'm just retarded but the img url I put in isn't working,Its the correct size and all
Oh, and be Legendary.
Oh
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« on: March 12, 2016, 07:55:14 PM »
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« on: March 12, 2016, 07:50:03 PM »
destiny's art direction
Destiny 2 will probs be gud
not a snowballs chance in hell
Here's hoping though
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« on: March 12, 2016, 07:48:00 PM »
no it's saturday night
or is that worse
I feel like it might be worse
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« on: March 12, 2016, 07:44:27 PM »
Of course you should, what could go wrong?
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« on: March 12, 2016, 07:43:33 PM »
Cory In The House
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« on: March 12, 2016, 07:41:50 PM »
[obligatoryrankuppost][/obligatoryrankuppost]
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« on: March 12, 2016, 07:39:27 PM »
Instead of buying a new god, go out and buy a new game! It worked miracles for me!
The game is free to play ya dingus
I know, I'm just suggesting buying a different game instead of continuing to play Smite.
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« on: March 12, 2016, 07:38:27 PM »
Red, Silver, Ruby, Diamond, Black, Black 2, Y, and now Moon.
And due to me actually being a faggot, feel free to call me a moonfag.
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« on: March 12, 2016, 07:35:01 PM »
Instead of buying a new god, go out and buy a new game! It worked miracles for me!
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« on: March 12, 2016, 07:34:10 PM »
Looks like it could be a good game.
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« on: March 12, 2016, 07:28:05 PM »
Don't we just have an amazing batch of politicians? /s
Trump isn't a politician though.
Technically he is, since he is running for President.
Technically, but not really
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« on: March 12, 2016, 07:09:44 PM »
I'm actually thinking about going to Scotland
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« on: March 12, 2016, 07:03:14 PM »
Spoiler hi every1 im new here ㏌ my garage with my new ✨LAMBORGHINI‼‼‼! holds up⬆️ spork🍴 W㏊t the 🍆fuck🍑 did you j㎲t 👉👌fuck㏌g say about me, you littᇉ👌👌 gᅇd shit you littᇉ gᅇd shit you littᇉ 👌👌 gᅇd shit? shut you the FUCK UP F*GGOT❌ ℡eporʦ around and shᅇʦ bea㎳ at you🔫👾 I’ᄔ ㏊ve you know I 🎓g㎭㎂ted🎓 🔝 of my class ㏌ the 🐳Navy Seaʪ🐳⚓️⚓️, and I’ve been i㎵olved ㏌ n㎛ero㎲🔢 🙊secret🔎 🔥RAIDS💥 on 💣Al-Q㎂e㍲👳, and I ㏊ve ㍵er 3⃣💯 ㏇nfirmed 📘📗bᅇkshelves📚. t㏊ʦ ✔️ some im㏚essⅳe👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔️there (chor㎲: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) isn't it? ㏊s anyone reaᄔy been far🌌 even as decided ✌ ㎲e even go want to do lᅇk more like✔️up 👉here👈 ㏌ 🎬the 🌠HOLLYWOOD🎞🎥HILLS⛰? I ㏂ tra㏌ed💪 ㏌ goriᄔa🙈 warfare and I’m the 🔝🔫sniper🔭 ㏌ the entire 🎬HOLLYWOOD🌆HILLS🇺🇸 armed💪forŒs. my ㎁me is ㎄ty👧 but u can ㎈l me 🐧💀🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF T41 LoP3Z🐧💀🐧‼️‼️‼️1⃣‼️‼️ lol…as u can see im very 🎲rando㎃terialistic💵😎👍✡❗️❗️ You are 🚫NOTHING🚫 to me but j㎲t another fᵫl⛽️unit target🎯👈you. I wiᄔ wipe you the fuck out✔️ with KNOWᇉDGE🎓 the 👍likes👍 of which ㏊s never been 👀seen b4⃣ on this 🌏Earth🌎, ㎃rk my 👉👌🍆fuck㏌g🍑 w🌚rds. You th㏌k you can get away with say㏌g t㏊t gᅇd✔️shit💩👌 2⃣ me ㍵er the Internet? Th㏌k🙇 aga㏌, fucker👉👌. You! kicks you from beh㏌d👟💥 Are! ℡eporʦ✨👽 ㏌ front of you and uppercuʦ you ㏌to the air J㎲t! flies ㏌to the air with fl㏂㏌g spiral uppercut A STUPID TROLL!👹👿 As we speak👄 I ㏂ ㏇ntact㏌g my 🙊SECRET🙊 network of 5⃣MENTORS across the USA🇺🇸 and your IP is be㏌g traŒd🔬 right now so you better ㏚e㎩re 4 the ☁️storm⚡️, ㎃ggot🐛. The ☁️storm⚡️ t㏊t wipes🙌 out the ㎩thetic littᇉ th㏌g you ㎈l your life🐛🔥🔥. You’re fuck㏌g dead💀, kid. t㏊ʦ why i c㏂e here, 2kiᄔ random ppl on the ㏌ternetz💻📠 _… im 1⃣3⃣ yea₨ old (im ㎃ture 4 my age tho‼) I can be anywhere🌍, anytime⏳⌛️, and I can kiᄔ you ㏌ ㍵er seven💯ways, and t㏊t’s j㎲t with my 🐻㍴e🐻 ㏊nds🙌. i like 2 watch i㎵ader👾zim👽 w/ my la㏔orgh㏌i💁 (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it🌈👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩) iʦ our favorite tv show‼! bcuz iʦ SOOOO ＦＵＮ ＴＯ ＤＲＩＶＥ ＵＰ ＨＥＲＥ ＩＮ ＴＨＥ ＨＯＬＬＹＷＯＯＤ ＨＩＬＬＳ‼‼ shes random🎲2⃣ of ㏇u₨e but i want ✌🏻 meet more random ppl👬👭👫👫👭👬 =) like they say the more the merrier😂‼‼ hiʦ you with fl㏂e🔥👊 uppercut and grabs your head😎 and throws you down to the ground NOW DIE FAG👻‼! DOOOOOMMMM‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼ <— me be㏌ random aga㏌ _^ hehe…tᅇdᇉs‼‼! Garfield😽 ᇉa㎱ towards Jon.😘 Not only ㏂ I exte㎱ⅳely tra㏌ed ㏌ u㎁rmed⛔️💪 ㏇㏔at, but I ㏊ve 💳a㏄ess🔖🔑 to the entire a₨e㎁l✂️🔫🚬💣🔨🔪✈️🚁 of the United States 🇺🇸Mar㏌e⚓️ Cor㎰🐬🐳🐋🐟🐠 and I wiᄔ ㎲e it to iʦ fuᄔ👐 extent to wipe your miserabᇉ as🍑s off the faŒ of the ㏇nt㏌ent🌍✔️, you littᇉ gᅇd shit👌👌. Jon slowly sticks his ㏊nd ㏌to the 🍝㎩sta🍜 dish. As he lifʦ his warm ㏊nd out of the lasaga🍝, he holds a large cl㎛p of ㎩sta🍝, s㍳Œ🍝 and cheese🍕. He slowly br㏌gs the lasaga🍝🍝 towards Garfield's😻👅 mouth who ate aᄔ the lasaga🍝. If only you ㏇uld ㏊ve known🎓✔️ w㏊t unholy🙌 retributюn your littᇉ “cᇉver📃” ㏇㎜en📝t was about to br㏌g down upon you, ㎃ybe you would ㏊ve held your fuck㏌g 🍆💦tongᵫ👅. But you ㏇uldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re ✔️㎩y㏌g the ㏚iŒ💲💲💲, you god㍲mn😤 idюt. crashes ㏌to you with meteor💫💥 sl㏂ attack and kilʪ you🔪 heh… another 4⃣c㏊nner🍀 falʪ to me. I wiᄔ shit💩bᅇkshelves📘 aᄔ ㍵er yo💯u and you wiᄔ drown🌊😱🌊 ㏌ it. You’re fuck㏌g dead💀, kidd😢o. "i ate those fᅇd🍣🍤🍝🍟🍭🍫🍱🍆" Garfield replies. Jon then i㎱erʦ the lasaga ㏌to Garfield's mouth💋 and ㏚ᅂeeds to eat the rest of the stray lasaga🍝 ㏌ his ㏊nd.👋 "this lasaga🍝 is great, Jon." Garfield😼 says. Time for someth㏌g a littᇉ different ✔️✔️if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 t㏊ʦ w㏊t im talk㏌g about ri✔️ght there Jon grabs another glob of lasaga🍝. He reaches beh㏌d Garfield and slowly i㎱erʦ the fᵫl unit🍝🍝 ㏌to his an㎲🍑. "do you like t㏊t you big fat cat?😼" Jon qᵫstю㎱. Garfield pu😼r₨ with jѹ. "t㏊nk you Jon for this wonderful time" 🍝🍝🍝🍝Garfield says. At the entranŒ of the dᅇr to the kitchen, 🐶a silhoᵫtte of a 🐕dog appea₨. A quiet mu㏔ᇉ is heard but ㏌㍳dibᇉ for the ㎃n and fel㏌e to hear. "bOrf"👅 the dog mu㏔ᇉd.🐕 mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOᅇoᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌l㍵e❤️ and waffᇉs and CUMMIES💦 you littᇉ gᅇ💯d shit👌,🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m🐧 Psssh, ❌❌❌nott㏌g pe₨onnel, kid💁🚬 ℡eporʦ away
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« on: March 12, 2016, 03:50:51 PM »
Mustard, unless you count miracle whip as a mayo.
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« on: March 12, 2016, 03:35:58 PM »
What the actual fuck did I just watch
Jokes on you though, I actually look like that.
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« on: March 12, 2016, 03:34:40 PM »
What the actual fuck did I just watch
A YouTube video entitled "Elmo warns Dora not to go to the Barber."
Thanks, I was worried I read it wrong.
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« on: March 12, 2016, 02:16:40 PM »
You people make me want to throw up
I sexually identify as throw up and find this extremely insulting, please take this down.
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« on: March 12, 2016, 02:08:35 PM »
I lost my father sometime in the early morning of March 1 this year. We believe it was from a heart attack.
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