Donald Trump assures us that he has a big penis

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http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/03/politics/donald-trump-small-hands-marco-rubio/

I'm not sure if this belongs in Serious but it has to do with Trump so I'm guessing it's fine. I got a good laugh out of it either way. Move it to The Flood if it's not appropriate for this board. 

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Donald Trump assured American voters Thursday night that despite what Marco Rubio had suggested, there was "no problem" with the size of his hands -- or anything else.

"Look at those hands, are they small hands?" the front-runner for the GOP presidential nomination said, raising them for viewers to see. "And, he referred to my hands -- 'if they're small, something else must be small.' I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee."

Rubio in recent days revived a decades-old old insult, mocking Trump for having relatively slight hands.

"He's always calling me Little Marco. And I'll admit he's taller than me. He's like 6'2, which is why I don't understand why his hands are the size of someone who is 5'2," Rubio said in Virginia on Sunday. "And you know what they say about men with small hands? You can't trust them."

The New York billionaire has heard similar comments about his hands or, more precisely, his fingers, for years.

As Vanity Fair's Graydon Carter recalled online last year: "Just to drive him a little bit crazy, I took to referring to him as a 'short-fingered vulgarian' in the pages of Spy magazine. That was more than a quarter of a century ago."
Last Edit: March 05, 2016, 02:32:01 AM by CIS


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Dank memes coming through.
The GOP is so desperate that they are questioning the size of Trump's penis and made it a talking point.


 
 
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In what world did he think this wouldn't backfire?


 
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In what world did he think this wouldn't backfire?

The one with deported mexicans and a swag-fucking-tastic wall.


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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Don't we just have an amazing batch of politicians?   /s


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Don't we just have an amazing batch of politicians?   /s
Trump isn't a politician though.


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Don't we just have an amazing batch of politicians?   /s
Trump isn't a politician though.
Technically he is, since he is running for President.


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Don't we just have an amazing batch of politicians?   /s
Trump isn't a politician though.
Technically he is, since he is running for President.
Technically, but not really


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:h..

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:honey, he's gonna say his first words

πŸ‘©πŸ½:!!

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:hhh...

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:here come dat boi 🐸!

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:o shit waddup πŸ˜‚πŸ’―

πŸ‘©πŸ½:πŸ’”
Someone should brake it to him that big hands don't meme a thing.