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Messages - Solonoid
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8401
« on: November 17, 2015, 08:01:35 PM »
Suck my dick
I told you whore he's mine.
8402
« on: November 17, 2015, 07:42:58 PM »
I only do sevens.
8403
« on: November 17, 2015, 06:59:04 PM »
Kiss me
Don't even think about touching my man.
8404
« on: November 17, 2015, 05:34:53 PM »
Pierogis are nice
I made some a while back. They were alright.
I just had some for lunch.
8405
« on: November 17, 2015, 05:32:42 PM »
Girls are too tough
Boys are too much
Enough is enough
Just go asexual
Was my cock too much for that skinny little Asian ass of yours?
8406
« on: November 17, 2015, 05:10:06 PM »
HPV isn't even a fucking issue.
It is for females. It can cause cancer.
Good.
Women ARE cancer.
stop
Never. The gospel must be told.
tell it somewhere else
Am I being detained?
yes
Where are the handcuffs then?
Clever girl.
8407
« on: November 17, 2015, 04:37:12 PM »
Meh
3/10
Sorry fam
8408
« on: November 17, 2015, 01:12:16 PM »
Why are you doing leg day?
Grab some Dumbbells and do some curls
Restore the blood to where it belongs
This fam. You'll never get an applebottom ass by doing leg day. You've gotta hike to get tone legs without losing dat ass.
8409
« on: November 17, 2015, 12:55:52 PM »
Whoa whoa whoa, what's with all these foreskin loving closet communists in this thread?
ikr My ass is for cut dicks.
8410
« on: November 17, 2015, 12:17:10 PM »
>implying heteros aren't the problem
8411
« on: November 17, 2015, 01:06:02 AM »
Is it in yet?
nice and tight
BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY
BOOTY EVERYWHERE
8412
« on: November 17, 2015, 12:31:59 AM »
Tfw internet went down and I can't finish projects. I'm so stressed, can you help me unwind?
Sure
What do you need darling?
*nuzzles*
I feel tense, can you rub me and work the stress out of my body?
Roll over babe
Inglorious knows what I'm talkin about.
Let's tag team this bitch.
my anus is prepared.
I hope your throat is ready too, because I'm coming in from the front.
8413
« on: November 17, 2015, 12:12:38 AM »
And here I thought it would be the D.
You still want the D, dam.
Yessir I do. My date tonight fell through.
8414
« on: November 17, 2015, 12:09:11 AM »
And here I thought it would be the D.
8415
« on: November 16, 2015, 11:08:48 PM »
mom's spaghetti
holy shit lets just go out already.
8416
« on: November 16, 2015, 11:03:12 PM »
*trip and spaghetti falls out of my pocket*
never forghetti
8417
« on: November 16, 2015, 10:48:44 PM »
Would you two just get a fucking room?
8418
« on: November 16, 2015, 10:20:44 PM »
>for the past couple of days
I'd motorboat the shit out of her. Oh hang on getting messages on grindr
8419
« on: November 16, 2015, 10:14:11 PM »
Killing yourself is the only justifiable response.
No. I want you to kill me instead.
Choking during sex?
yesssssssssssss
Only if you wear a futbol uniform.
I'll wear the closet homosexual player's jersey.
> Not Beckham
I'd ride the shit out of Beckham's dick.
8420
« on: November 16, 2015, 10:12:43 PM »
You know Korra. Im just dicking around, not like these guys or that really gay ninja.
Sorry its a wasted lecture el biro.
Rude
I think he was talking about Foman.
8421
« on: November 16, 2015, 10:11:23 PM »
I'm goign to go give it to Rocket, at least he appreciates me for who I am.
what the fuck
Not as pretty, though
yep, my feelings are now hurt
#rektitman
cocketfag
8422
« on: November 16, 2015, 10:09:35 PM »
As somebody who has had both, I've got say that you shouldn't knock the cock until you've had a taste.
8423
« on: November 16, 2015, 09:50:52 PM »
Hey Nuka
Am I your best friend?
oh
uh
Do you have a penis?
bend over and I'll show you
I'll take that as a yes, but I want you to know I'm bent over just in case.
8424
« on: November 16, 2015, 09:46:52 PM »
Uncut are more enjoyable tbh
Really?
I just think they look kinda gross.
that sounds like a challenge
if only this were anarchy
PMs are always anarchy. What did you have in mind?
8425
« on: November 16, 2015, 09:45:42 PM »
Uncut are more enjoyable tbh
Really?
I just think they look kinda gross.
They're logs of skin and muscle going into your ass.
logs p arousing description fam
8426
« on: November 16, 2015, 09:39:43 PM »
Uncut are more enjoyable tbh
Really? I just think they look kinda gross.
8427
« on: November 16, 2015, 09:37:18 PM »
Hey Nuka
Am I your best friend?
oh
uh
Do you have a penis?
8428
« on: November 16, 2015, 09:36:51 PM »
Hey, Sol, why are you a fag?
Because I had a sexually traumatic childhood.
8429
« on: November 16, 2015, 09:24:11 PM »
Is it okay if I ask it?
8430
« on: November 16, 2015, 09:01:11 PM »
niggers
love dem big cocks
Hell yeah I do.
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