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The Flood / Re: wow gatsby, i love yur nameplate
« on: November 18, 2015, 11:52:48 PM »
Mine is meh.

Most likely because I've had it since I registered here.
I made that one.

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 18, 2015, 11:50:53 PM »
http://halo.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=13810409

I miss the days when topics like this were prohibited, too bad I don't run this shindig.
The Flood could seriously use some rules.

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The Flood / Re: The Faggots are Evolving
« on: November 18, 2015, 07:16:58 PM »
Fuck college man, dumb shit is making me miss out on dicks.
its just das and he's only shirtless.

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The Flood / Re: [(***OFFICIAL***)] ryle memorial thread
« on: November 18, 2015, 06:25:19 PM »
Ripen peedoodles

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The Flood / Re: This thread is an elevator
« on: November 18, 2015, 05:04:57 PM »
Guys I just shot the janitor )._____.)
Which one?

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The Flood / Re: This thread is an elevator
« on: November 18, 2015, 04:51:23 PM »
*enters elevator, presses button to floor 10, sees all buttons pressed*

*gets mad*

*takes out lasrifle*
*takes out meltagun*

Put it away.

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The Flood / Re: This thread is an elevator
« on: November 18, 2015, 04:35:31 PM »
how many floors does sep7 have?
each forum is a floor and each thread is a room
this is the main hallway of the flood
Looks like a psych ward















I'm not surprised
Who would have a sock on their door-handle?
not roman

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The Flood / Re: Sexual Roleplay Thread
« on: November 18, 2015, 04:20:44 PM »
*blushes deeply* *begins to lick spaghetti sauce of your lips and embraces you*
This guy was a good user.

Ripen peaches.

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The Flood / Re: I caught my mom posting pepes on facebook...
« on: November 18, 2015, 04:15:22 PM »
Obvious answer is to blow a bunch of dudes until life goes back to normal.

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I hate when people try to make other people responsible for their own feelings.
When are you going to send me nudes like you promised?
that's gay
and I never promised
yes you did
I can confirm this.

Post em Cas

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The Flood / Re: This thread is an elevator
« on: November 18, 2015, 03:20:47 PM »
how many floors does sep7 have?
each forum is a floor and each thread is a room
this is the main hallway of the flood
Some rooms are full of shit.
FatherlyNicks room especially.
The room at the end, is Cheats room the room with many TVs.
>=(

Would Jim's room be full of MILFs?
And Vien's would be full of dragon dildos.

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The Flood / Re: A Good Thread
« on: November 18, 2015, 01:30:09 PM »
But where are the nudes
I have them.

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 18, 2015, 12:35:27 PM »
I really hope this all ends the same way that the (´・ω・`) story ended.

And not the real one because uh... that ended very badly.
Will you go watch the cherry blossoms with me, Psy-sama?
senpai noticed me


Seriously though, I wasn't aware there was an ending to the denko story. Got a link?
It ends with the six hundred emails.

Everything else is just urban legend.

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 18, 2015, 12:27:43 PM »
No...she said she only slept with five guys so I didn't feel the need to ask.
"only five guys"
key word last night

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 18, 2015, 12:12:57 PM »
I'm going to turn this story into a novel.
In this version, can the person roman loses it to be Chris Hemsworth?

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 18, 2015, 11:31:33 AM »
can we all just admire the fact that the universe completely gave roman what he deserved for being a cunt to that other girl?

this is like the plot to a B level romantic comedy, with a painful twist for the main character at the end
What happened with the other girl...I said we didn't have enough in common with for a relationship, it was true. She gave me head twice when she was over, but I didn't force her to, she wanted to.
but didn't you lead her on and end up breaking her heart because you wanted your time to play video games instead of spending time with her? at least that's what i gathered from your last thread

it's funny because both the games he wanted were shit
Yeah, but in a way things worked out. New girl is much better. A vast improvement.
aaaaaand she won't call you back

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The Flood / Re: Why are you
« on: November 18, 2015, 11:15:19 AM »

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The Flood / Re: My real worry about ISIS
« on: November 18, 2015, 10:45:29 AM »
We're their replacement.

Allahu Cheat

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The Flood / Re: i noticed the newest member is called not rc
« on: November 18, 2015, 10:41:36 AM »
Capiton Render

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The Flood / Re: how long is your refractory period?
« on: November 18, 2015, 10:33:05 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Now that Roman has gotten laid...
« on: November 18, 2015, 10:29:08 AM »
Strip clubs are weird

You and your bros staring at one chick while you get boners at the same time
>implying there's anything wrong with sharing a boner with your bros

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The Flood / Re: how long is your refractory period?
« on: November 18, 2015, 09:42:44 AM »
how do i become hypersexual like you guys
Switch to guys.

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The Flood / Re: A Good Thread
« on: November 18, 2015, 09:37:26 AM »
You're easily our worst new poster.

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The Flood / Re: how long is your refractory period?
« on: November 18, 2015, 09:29:04 AM »
That's a foreign concept.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Rate the Star Wars movies.
« on: November 17, 2015, 11:57:38 PM »
I>V>IV>VI>II>III

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The Flood / Re: The Flood, Forum Reads
« on: November 17, 2015, 10:27:59 PM »
Isara died, eaten by Syrians.
So you're telling me I have to go to Syria, track down the migrants that went to Athens, kill them, gut them, check the contents of their stomach for parts of Isara, rebuild her body in the basement, then find a way to kidnap some little orphan girl and sacrifice her to the depths of hell to bring Isara's soul back?

Booking a flight right now.
Why did you bring her back with a cock?

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The Flood / Re: It appears that Uranus takes quite a pounding
« on: November 17, 2015, 10:21:03 PM »
I wish.

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The Flood / Now that Roman has gotten laid...
« on: November 17, 2015, 10:13:55 PM »
Do you think he'll stop inviting me to strip clubs all the time?

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 17, 2015, 10:11:30 PM »
So, what's the rundown of this thread?
Roman got aids from a fat ginger and then we a lot of faggots spent like five pages flirting and then we went back to roman.

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The Flood / Re: If the Earth is round and gravity is real...
« on: November 17, 2015, 08:06:34 PM »
Magnetic boots.

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