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Messages - Solonoid
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7801
« on: December 09, 2015, 02:10:22 AM »
Mods lock this shit.
It's a blatant drama llama.
7802
« on: December 09, 2015, 02:03:51 AM »
Bro, that's not Vien.
Proof?
There's literally no way to prove it. You'd just say that somebody has two Skype accounts. I mean, unless the guy felt comfortable posting a picture of himself.
7803
« on: December 09, 2015, 02:00:57 AM »
What if I'm bi?
Good point. I guess you gotta do a donkey or something.
What if I'm bi, and into bestiality?
7804
« on: December 09, 2015, 01:59:44 AM »
Bro, that's not Vien.
7805
« on: December 09, 2015, 12:32:45 AM »
Not in public.
Oh, so you refused to have sex with rc last night for this creep?
7806
« on: December 08, 2015, 11:02:39 PM »
I open pretty much every thread,and decide whether or not I have anything to say.
7807
« on: December 08, 2015, 10:21:29 PM »
IF I WANNA SHOVE MY COCK IN VERBS ASS I WILL
7808
« on: December 08, 2015, 09:54:53 PM »
Can confirm, I'm the one who usually puts it there.
7809
« on: December 08, 2015, 09:44:24 PM »
All people love Wayne Brady. He's a national treasure.
That's a funny way to spell Prince Phillip.
7810
« on: December 08, 2015, 06:04:15 PM »
Recruiting him.
He'll fit right in.
7811
« on: December 08, 2015, 05:59:59 PM »
GRORIOUS NIPPON STEERU
FOHRDED OVAH UWAHN TOWSAN TIMES
7812
« on: December 08, 2015, 05:52:37 PM »
Also you've made this thread before.
7813
« on: December 08, 2015, 05:51:51 PM »
I had a lot of gay sex as a kid.
7814
« on: December 08, 2015, 05:50:07 PM »
It doesnt fucking work, DAMMIT CHEAT
Literally what.
7815
« on: December 08, 2015, 05:47:45 PM »
Literally all of those things can be said about you too.
7816
« on: December 08, 2015, 05:45:54 PM »
This is a travesty.
An affront to good filmmaking.
7817
« on: December 08, 2015, 05:13:15 PM »
Here's a trap from b.old called thebig100
not bad
not bad at all
You're sick.
You're gay if you wouldn't fuck a cute trap.
I'm gay if I wouldn't fuck a man?
There's nothing gay about having sex with dudes.
7818
« on: December 08, 2015, 03:08:55 PM »
Solo is gay as fuck
Icy's position as the resident homosexual might not go unchallenged much longer.
Icy is at an advances level of gay. He pleases men for money, and he has a sugar daddy.
7819
« on: December 08, 2015, 03:02:40 PM »
tfw you can always run to bungle if you get put in this kind of shit
Cool kids only fools
Posting on bungle I difficult for me because its nothing but mega-threads, which I hate.
7820
« on: December 08, 2015, 02:58:50 PM »
Weed is the only recreational drug worth trying and has a butt load of medicinal uses we've barely tapped into.
Life is fantastic and you should love it
"life is fantastic, even though i've never had to endure any substantial amount of suffering in my life"
You're the biggest shelter child welfare queen in the world. Get a fucking job and try being homeless and maybe then you can post about suffering.
7821
« on: December 08, 2015, 02:55:38 PM »
Sex and Candy by Marcy's Playground
7822
« on: December 08, 2015, 02:32:05 PM »
Lol, anybody remember that thread he made about going to the gym that I parodied with a thread about Pokemon gyms?
7823
« on: December 08, 2015, 02:30:43 PM »
Camnator lit his blunt standing on the corner.
A mother with a young child shot him a dirty look.
"I have glaucoma." He immediately defended.
It had been weeks since he had a decent meal. He spent so much of his money on weed that he could only really eat jars of nutella he scrounged out of dumpsters.
From across the busy road, a hooded figure smelled the weed; his eyes lit up. With no concern for his own safety, the man ran into the busy road, bounding onto the corner on which Camnator stood.
He removed his hood, and Camnator began to urinate in his pants. His face was grotesque and malformed, disgusting and frightening. He was like a human shock image.
"I'm Elegiac." The disgusting creature snarled. "I smelled your dank weed and was wondering if I could get a drag of that shit."
"Nah man find your own shit." Camnator said.
At that moment, Elegiac saw a fourteen year old girl, walking in the company of a large man with a shitty beard.
"Oh boy Christmas came early!" He exclaimed. He ran up to the girl and began hitting on her.
Upon seeing his face she vomited, and continued to, profusely. The stream of vomit wrought by his disgusting form showed no signs of stopping for several minutes, until finally, the contents of her stomach was emptied completely onto the sidewalk.
Das lifted his tiny girlfriend off of the pavement, punched Elegiac in the face, and said, "Stay away from Ender you creep."
Elegiac returned to Camnator, who had been joined by a transsexual prostitute.
"Dude I told you to get the fuck out of here, I'm sharing this blunt with Class now."
SecondClass shoved the middle aged man into the busy road, where he was promptly run down.
This caught the attention of Kinder, who immediately floored his segway over to the scene of the incident.
"Hey you pothead punks, I'm going to have to make a citizen's arrest! I'll have you know I'm a security officer at the mall in town and I saw what you did! That kind of thing is unacce-"
He stopped cold upon seeing the beautiful transsexual she-man before him. "Oh." He said.
He stepped down from his segway, cracking the pavement below him a little.
"I guess I can make an exception for someone as beautiful as you." he swooned at Class.
Just then, a bus pulled up, further flattening,and frankly improving the face of, the desiccated Elegiac.
The bus was adorned by a banner which read, "Rockethole Express", and atop it there was a furious gay gangbang going on, in which Vien, Nuka, Kupo, Icy, and RC were all pounding Rocketman's various holes.
This irritated Kinder.
If there was one thing in the world he hated most, it was homosexuals.
He used his gargantuan obese retard strength to lift the bus and smash the nose of it repeatedly into elegiacs soupy remains.
The fags atop the bus scurried off in various directions, but Arky, who had been driving the bus, had been reduced to a bloody pulp.
In the confusion, Class and Camnator had slipped away, leaving Kinder all alone, as usual.
Kinder began crying.
Why did all of the trannies always leave him without giving him a shot?
He hung his head low, and segway'd his way home in shame.
7824
« on: December 08, 2015, 01:50:50 PM »
Pair of russet leather hiking boots from a local shoemaker.
7825
« on: December 08, 2015, 01:47:43 PM »
It works just fine.
He's user no 791
7826
« on: December 08, 2015, 01:14:04 PM »
Yeah, I agree the the 420 culture is pretty shit, but my group of stoner friends is actually a bunch of intellectual weeaboo nerds, which is perfect for me.
7827
« on: December 08, 2015, 02:05:47 AM »
I just read this to a Skype call in Morgan freemans voice.
7828
« on: December 08, 2015, 01:02:44 AM »
Join our Skype call fag
7829
« on: December 08, 2015, 12:35:12 AM »
LC
7830
« on: December 07, 2015, 11:46:18 PM »
To the tune of Daniel. Rocket is leaving tonight on a plane. I can see him in the sky, doing something gay, oh and, Rocket is getting his ass pounded, Oh it looks like Rocket, is much gayer than I. Oh oh oh, Rocket you faggot, you were, gayer than me. Can you still feel the pain, of Tyrone's BBC. Your ass was pounded, but you're stil a closet faggot. Rocket you're a faaaag, posting on sep7agon. *instrumental* Oh oh oh, Rocket you faggot, you were, gayer than me. Can you still feel the pain, of Tyrone's BBC. Your ass was pounded, but you're stil a closet faggot. Rocket is leaving tonight on a plane. I can see him in the sky, doing something gay, oh and, Rocket is getting his ass pounded, Oh it looks like Rocket, is much gayer than I.
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