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7801
« on: December 08, 2015, 05:45:54 PM »
This is a travesty.
An affront to good filmmaking.
7802
« on: December 08, 2015, 05:13:15 PM »
Here's a trap from b.old called thebig100
not bad
not bad at all
You're sick.
You're gay if you wouldn't fuck a cute trap.
I'm gay if I wouldn't fuck a man?
There's nothing gay about having sex with dudes.
7803
« on: December 08, 2015, 03:08:55 PM »
Solo is gay as fuck
Icy's position as the resident homosexual might not go unchallenged much longer.
Icy is at an advances level of gay. He pleases men for money, and he has a sugar daddy.
7804
« on: December 08, 2015, 03:02:40 PM »
tfw you can always run to bungle if you get put in this kind of shit
Cool kids only fools
Posting on bungle I difficult for me because its nothing but mega-threads, which I hate.
7805
« on: December 08, 2015, 02:58:50 PM »
Weed is the only recreational drug worth trying and has a butt load of medicinal uses we've barely tapped into.
Life is fantastic and you should love it
"life is fantastic, even though i've never had to endure any substantial amount of suffering in my life"
You're the biggest shelter child welfare queen in the world. Get a fucking job and try being homeless and maybe then you can post about suffering.
7806
« on: December 08, 2015, 02:55:38 PM »
Sex and Candy by Marcy's Playground
7807
« on: December 08, 2015, 02:32:05 PM »
Lol, anybody remember that thread he made about going to the gym that I parodied with a thread about Pokemon gyms?
7808
« on: December 08, 2015, 02:30:43 PM »
Camnator lit his blunt standing on the corner.
A mother with a young child shot him a dirty look.
"I have glaucoma." He immediately defended.
It had been weeks since he had a decent meal. He spent so much of his money on weed that he could only really eat jars of nutella he scrounged out of dumpsters.
From across the busy road, a hooded figure smelled the weed; his eyes lit up. With no concern for his own safety, the man ran into the busy road, bounding onto the corner on which Camnator stood.
He removed his hood, and Camnator began to urinate in his pants. His face was grotesque and malformed, disgusting and frightening. He was like a human shock image.
"I'm Elegiac." The disgusting creature snarled. "I smelled your dank weed and was wondering if I could get a drag of that shit."
"Nah man find your own shit." Camnator said.
At that moment, Elegiac saw a fourteen year old girl, walking in the company of a large man with a shitty beard.
"Oh boy Christmas came early!" He exclaimed. He ran up to the girl and began hitting on her.
Upon seeing his face she vomited, and continued to, profusely. The stream of vomit wrought by his disgusting form showed no signs of stopping for several minutes, until finally, the contents of her stomach was emptied completely onto the sidewalk.
Das lifted his tiny girlfriend off of the pavement, punched Elegiac in the face, and said, "Stay away from Ender you creep."
Elegiac returned to Camnator, who had been joined by a transsexual prostitute.
"Dude I told you to get the fuck out of here, I'm sharing this blunt with Class now."
SecondClass shoved the middle aged man into the busy road, where he was promptly run down.
This caught the attention of Kinder, who immediately floored his segway over to the scene of the incident.
"Hey you pothead punks, I'm going to have to make a citizen's arrest! I'll have you know I'm a security officer at the mall in town and I saw what you did! That kind of thing is unacce-"
He stopped cold upon seeing the beautiful transsexual she-man before him. "Oh." He said.
He stepped down from his segway, cracking the pavement below him a little.
"I guess I can make an exception for someone as beautiful as you." he swooned at Class.
Just then, a bus pulled up, further flattening,and frankly improving the face of, the desiccated Elegiac.
The bus was adorned by a banner which read, "Rockethole Express", and atop it there was a furious gay gangbang going on, in which Vien, Nuka, Kupo, Icy, and RC were all pounding Rocketman's various holes.
This irritated Kinder.
If there was one thing in the world he hated most, it was homosexuals.
He used his gargantuan obese retard strength to lift the bus and smash the nose of it repeatedly into elegiacs soupy remains.
The fags atop the bus scurried off in various directions, but Arky, who had been driving the bus, had been reduced to a bloody pulp.
In the confusion, Class and Camnator had slipped away, leaving Kinder all alone, as usual.
Kinder began crying.
Why did all of the trannies always leave him without giving him a shot?
He hung his head low, and segway'd his way home in shame.
7809
« on: December 08, 2015, 01:50:50 PM »
Pair of russet leather hiking boots from a local shoemaker.
7810
« on: December 08, 2015, 01:47:43 PM »
It works just fine.
He's user no 791
7811
« on: December 08, 2015, 01:14:04 PM »
Yeah, I agree the the 420 culture is pretty shit, but my group of stoner friends is actually a bunch of intellectual weeaboo nerds, which is perfect for me.
7812
« on: December 08, 2015, 02:05:47 AM »
I just read this to a Skype call in Morgan freemans voice.
7813
« on: December 08, 2015, 01:02:44 AM »
Join our Skype call fag
7814
« on: December 08, 2015, 12:35:12 AM »
LC
7815
« on: December 07, 2015, 11:46:18 PM »
To the tune of Daniel. Rocket is leaving tonight on a plane. I can see him in the sky, doing something gay, oh and, Rocket is getting his ass pounded, Oh it looks like Rocket, is much gayer than I. Oh oh oh, Rocket you faggot, you were, gayer than me. Can you still feel the pain, of Tyrone's BBC. Your ass was pounded, but you're stil a closet faggot. Rocket you're a faaaag, posting on sep7agon. *instrumental* Oh oh oh, Rocket you faggot, you were, gayer than me. Can you still feel the pain, of Tyrone's BBC. Your ass was pounded, but you're stil a closet faggot. Rocket is leaving tonight on a plane. I can see him in the sky, doing something gay, oh and, Rocket is getting his ass pounded, Oh it looks like Rocket, is much gayer than I.
7816
« on: December 07, 2015, 10:39:34 PM »
Here's a trap from b.old called thebig100
7817
« on: December 07, 2015, 09:31:02 PM »
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7818
« on: December 07, 2015, 07:20:31 PM »
and most of the pale cunts are still jacking off to some dirty Sanchez mustache looking cunt while "minorities" are taking over their reality What type of spook says "cunt"?
black panthers are dumb ass fuck anyway.
Nice spelling
i didn't say cunt you stupid fucking 8 mile. I typed the word.
I'm a human, not a street.
You are neither.
you dumb?
bruv this forum does not like negroes in case you hadn't noticed.
Shut the fuck up creep. Nobody was talking to you.
lol get the fuck over it. Don't you have banthas to herd?
7819
« on: December 07, 2015, 07:14:57 PM »
and most of the pale cunts are still jacking off to some dirty Sanchez mustache looking cunt while "minorities" are taking over their reality What type of spook says "cunt"?
black panthers are dumb ass fuck anyway.
Nice spelling
i didn't say cunt you stupid fucking 8 mile. I typed the word.
I'm a human, not a street.
You are neither.
you dumb?
bruv this forum does not like negroes in case you hadn't noticed.
7820
« on: December 07, 2015, 06:51:07 PM »
You're the kind of disgusting human being that would have sex with Melissa McCarthy.
7821
« on: December 07, 2015, 06:44:53 PM »
Those are two very different questions.
On one hand, no, I'm not very thick skinned, though I wouldn't let it show on the internet.
On the other hand, I love taking it in the ass.
LOL Do you seriously think I can't smell the bitch on you?
I don't have to be thick skinned to handle you, literally nothing you say can be taken seriously because of how fucking autistic you are.
Woah, you actually took a break from your creeping to reply to me. I'm impressed.
But not really. I would never be impressed by you.
No? Not impressed by the way I use indoor plumbing? I know its a foreign concept to you sand monkeys, hell, you probably don't even take your pants off to shit, just shake it out of your pants leg.
7822
« on: December 07, 2015, 06:39:28 PM »
Those are two very different questions.
On one hand, no, I'm not very thick skinned, though I wouldn't let it show on the internet.
On the other hand, I love taking it in the ass.
LOL Do you seriously think I can't smell the bitch on you?
I don't have to be thick skinned to handle you, literally nothing you say can be taken seriously because of how fucking autistic you are.
7823
« on: December 07, 2015, 06:37:26 PM »
Whiskey: Jameson's
Gin: Bombay Sapphire
Vodka: Gordon's
Rum: Bacardi Oakheart
Beer: Boddingtons
7824
« on: December 07, 2015, 06:33:23 PM »
Those are two very different questions.
On one hand, no, I'm not very thick skinned, though I wouldn't let it show on the internet.
On the other hand, I love taking it in the ass.
7825
« on: December 07, 2015, 06:25:35 PM »
It's not gay since you identify as a girl.
I don't, though
Real talk for a second how do you always forget that I'm gay? It seems to come.as a surprise to you every day.
7826
« on: December 07, 2015, 05:58:55 PM »
My preferred pronoun is "we".
Post our cock.
you'd like that faggot
Hell yeah I would. It's not gay since you identify as a girl.
7827
« on: December 07, 2015, 05:56:07 PM »
Woah, Lord Commissar is an admin here?
Who's alt are you?
IT WAS ME BARRY I WAS AN ANGSTY TEENAGE GIRL
7828
« on: December 07, 2015, 05:53:46 PM »
My preferred pronoun is "we".
Post our cock.
7829
« on: December 07, 2015, 05:52:15 PM »
I did it twice just yesterday.
7830
« on: December 07, 2015, 05:40:33 PM »
Liking cock doesn't make you gay.
lmao you're more in the closet than Deci
I'm not in the closet.
That doesn't discredit my opinion that you don't have to be gay to appreciate cocks though.
If cocks get you hard and you strive to suck them, then you're gay. It's pretty cut and dry.
Man, I love sucking cock, shit I got a boner just thinking about it. Doesn't mean I'm gay tho. It would be gay if I wanted to snuggle with a dude or some shit. Frankly I'd rather suck a girl's dick.
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