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The Flood / Re: When Will We Get Microtransactions?
« on: December 17, 2015, 01:34:18 AM »
I worked hard to get to where I am, making Sep7agon P2W just isn't fair!
wat

I literally did all the work to get you your flashy pink color scheme.

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The Flood / Re: I would watch it
« on: December 17, 2015, 12:51:05 AM »
I would not watch it.

I'm still shuddering from the first joke.

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The Flood / Where were you when you realised that soda is poison?
« on: December 16, 2015, 09:58:15 PM »
I was sitting on a park bench right now, drinking a can of Dr. Pepper, and I suddenly realized,

'This shit is poison'

And I threw it away.
I'll never drink soda again.

I blame the Jews.

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The Flood / Re: New Roman sperg out thread
« on: December 16, 2015, 09:04:43 PM »
In regards to Romans post about Jim not knowing the touch of a woman:

You only know the touch of a whale.

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The Flood / Solonoid
« on: December 16, 2015, 08:48:18 PM »
(´・ω・`)

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The Flood / Re: When Will We Get Microtransactions?
« on: December 16, 2015, 08:46:57 PM »
Paid subscriptions are apparently coming soon

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The Flood / Re: Star Wars Spoilers (Seriously. Spoilers ahead)
« on: December 16, 2015, 07:51:26 PM »
Epsoide 7 Spoilers, read at your own risk
Honestly I was expecting one of the main characters to get killed off in some way when we saw the first announcement. I predicted that it would be Han and to my surprise I was right.
Harrison Ford wouldn't even do the picture unless they agreed kill Solo on screen.

It's not a surprise, it's not a spoiler, it was the terms of engagement laid down five years ago.

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The Flood / Re: How do you think a woman would react...
« on: December 16, 2015, 07:37:04 PM »
>you guys wouldn't even know how to please a big girl
>three have had a good time with me
Only one has actually done the do with you and she has expressly requested it not happen again.

I've fucked fat chicks before and they're worse in the sack than normal women, and that's saying something, as its common knowledge I think sleeping with women in general is boring.

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The Flood / Re: How do you think a woman would react...
« on: December 16, 2015, 07:34:40 PM »

I'm sexually atttracted to full figured girls and that's wrong how?
Rule number 1
I only want to date bigger girls and have sex with them, eventually marry one. Skinny ones just don't do it for me.
Spoiler
This is exactly what the blonde I'm so obsessed with looked like. You don't find girls that are big and tall like that often, she was a masterpiece.
That's disgusting man.

That's not full bodied, she's grotesquely overweight to the point that it endangers her health.

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The Flood / Re: How do you think a woman would react...
« on: December 16, 2015, 06:53:56 PM »
I'm sexually atttracted to full figured girls and that's wrong how?
Rule number 1

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The Flood / Re: I'm banned from atheistforums.org permanently.
« on: December 16, 2015, 04:28:36 PM »
Maybe we'll follow suit.

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The Flood / Re: Bri'ish mumbo jumbo fred
« on: December 16, 2015, 03:34:16 PM »
Sumfin sumfin bangers an mash

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The Flood / Re: How often do you report stuff?
« on: December 16, 2015, 02:13:54 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Star Wars Spoilers (Seriously. Spoilers ahead)
« on: December 16, 2015, 02:03:49 PM »
I can pretty much confirm the part about Han dying, which gives credibility to the other spoilers.

Harrison Ford said five years ago he would only do the project of Han died in it so he would never have to make another.

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The Flood / And the award for quickest blacklist of all time goes to...
« on: December 16, 2015, 01:56:18 PM »
Kylo Ren

Blacklisted after only a single post.

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The Flood / Re: Dancing With The Sith (no spoilers)
« on: December 16, 2015, 01:54:49 PM »
It's moments like this that you can see a cocky young Anakin Skywalker shine through Vader's black persona.

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The Flood / Re: Who is the creepiest user on this site?
« on: December 16, 2015, 01:45:28 PM »
Solonoid. Dude literally goes into members real lives and makes "files" or whatever about them

It's fun to joke but Roman isn't that creepy tbh.

Has anyone seen the files?
The files actually no longer exist, lost with my laptop.

Most of them were anons from 4chan, or girls from eastern Europe.

Only three people from the b.net community were ever researched, and frankly what I found was altogether boring.

Just a standard outline of somebody's critical information, in one case vital statistics that I collected from a myriad of threads such as "How much do you weigh" or "how tall are you" that had been posted by people over the years.

Ultimately though, the pursuit of knowledge in all its forms is a noble and ancient goal.

Nonetheless, you can all rest easy that you're not going to be vanned for your drug trade or CP trafficking, nothing I collect is ever divulged, except in the rare case that somebody deserves a doxxing, which is heavily against the rules of this site.

I'm not in it for a permaban.

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The Flood / Re: Who is the creepiest user on this site?
« on: December 16, 2015, 01:34:18 PM »
Solonoid.

Nihilists are creepy as fuck, and should probably be taken out back and shot.
If not conforming to standard moral principles and acknowledging that human life has no value makes you creepy, then you can add it to the list of things that people will say makes me creepy.

But I'd like to point out that your views are more radical and non-conformist than mine.

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The Flood / Re: I have never watched a single Star Wars movie.
« on: December 16, 2015, 01:28:58 PM »
machete order

4 5 1 2 3 6
please, do elaborate
it's actually kinda neat, as weird as it is

the idea is that you follow luke's original story at first

then after empire, as soon as we learn who darth vader is, we take a flashback to his past
you know, to witness how he ends up joining the dark side

then after we learn his circumstances, it adds a whole ton of added build-up for episode 6

you're technically supposed to skip episode 1, because it's pretty inconsequential, but i like to keep it in
just for the sake of completing the series
That's bretty cool actually.

I'll have to do it sometime.

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The Flood / Re: I have never watched a single Star Wars movie.
« on: December 16, 2015, 01:19:39 PM »
machete order

4 5 1 2 3 6
please, do elaborate

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The Flood / Re: Star Wars Marathon begins...
« on: December 16, 2015, 12:18:58 PM »
I wanna marathon all six in order with the entire Clone Wars series between II and III. (The original Clone Wars, not the modern version.)

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The Flood / Re: I have never watched a single Star Wars movie.
« on: December 16, 2015, 12:16:16 PM »
There are some jokes in the prequels that only make sense if you watch the OT first, but whenever marathoning them I prefer to watch the Prequels first.

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The Flood / Re: Daily Reminder, never stick your dick in crazy.
« on: December 16, 2015, 12:23:20 AM »
Wait...

how does that work
Which part confuses you?
im just a very confused person
It's natural to feel confused, but I can help you explore these feelings.

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The Flood / Re: Favourite Alton Towers ride?
« on: December 16, 2015, 12:03:40 AM »
Do you mean Cedar Point or Busch Gardens?
Nah bro I think they're talking about Six Flags.

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The Flood / Re: I regret you, Sep7agon
« on: December 15, 2015, 11:57:29 PM »
Some of you are alright
Don't come to Sep7agon tomorrow.

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Gaming / Reccomend me a GBA game
« on: December 15, 2015, 10:47:13 PM »
I've already played the first three gens of Pokemon, so something else playworthy pls

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The Flood / Re: What is the point of laughtracks in any show?
« on: December 15, 2015, 10:42:17 PM »
Frankly a lot of shows need it, but I feel like it detracts from shows when its overused, or when the show is actually funny.

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The Flood / Re: completely random thread no need for context
« on: December 15, 2015, 10:37:29 PM »

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The Flood / completely random thread no need for context
« on: December 15, 2015, 10:32:06 PM »
STAR WARS EPISODE VII IS ABOUT WARS THAT HAPPEN IN THE STARS

GET REKT

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The Flood / Re: lemsip
« on: December 15, 2015, 09:55:47 PM »
I literally cannot understand any of the britbong banter ITT.

Speak fukin English m8

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