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The Flood / Re: dicks
« on: December 21, 2015, 04:24:48 PM »

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I invoke the current mods to lock this thread.

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The Flood / Re: because nobody checks news or septagon
« on: December 21, 2015, 04:01:24 PM »
For what reason, exactly?
if i had to guess

- well-behaved
- frequents all the boards
- charismatic
- fills the time gap well (she tends to use the site super late)

good pick tbh
"Good" isn't the first word that comes to mind.  But the mods always seem to be picked by bullshit anyway.

Being passive aggressive sure does demonstrate the maturity to be a mod,  to be able to swallow that kind of bullshit without breaking stride.
exactly what do you know about maturity
That's rich, coming from you.

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News / Re: New Mod
« on: December 21, 2015, 03:52:58 PM »
I accept the new moderator position graciously.

I would like to thank all of the little people who have helped me achieve my dream.

7595
The Flood / Re: You switched bodies with your dad...
« on: December 21, 2015, 03:44:27 PM »
Scream very loud
I imagine your mother would be very cold and calculating in her seduction of you.

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The Flood / Re: You switched bodies with your dad...
« on: December 21, 2015, 03:43:34 PM »
Inb4jim

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so to be 100% clear

yanks didn't have to enter a PIN when shopping with a card until recently

correct?
No, we've always used PINs.

We recently introduced a new type of card that uses a microchip that gets inserted into a terminal instead of swiping a magnetic strip.

Mine has literally never worked though.

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Septagon / Ban ponies.
« on: December 21, 2015, 02:29:40 PM »
Seriously, even /b/ doesn't allow mlp posting.

Do we want to be the cessit of the internet?

7599
The Flood / Re: >Substituting Cornbread for Birthday Cake
« on: December 20, 2015, 10:31:17 PM »
You're all commie scum.

Cornbread is the shit.

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The Flood / Re: It was my first time, I felt such elation.
« on: December 20, 2015, 09:52:22 PM »
He's the new mod guys.

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The Flood / Re: Man lands in ICU for spoiling Star Wars movie
« on: December 20, 2015, 06:48:29 PM »
Are you 14

No, I just despise spoilers with a burning fucking passion.

Fiction of any kind is the only thing that makes the world tolerable. When someone ruins that for anyone, I'm bound to lose my shit.
You realize the way you've been sperging out eclipses all of the shit that's been going on with deci, right?

You realize that isn't even close to being true? Nothing beats Deci.
That's not what Door and Kenny said.

That isn't very convincing
Nuka and Vien didn't say anything to contrast it either.

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The Flood / Re: Man lands in ICU for spoiling Star Wars movie
« on: December 20, 2015, 06:45:22 PM »
Are you 14

No, I just despise spoilers with a burning fucking passion.

Fiction of any kind is the only thing that makes the world tolerable. When someone ruins that for anyone, I'm bound to lose my shit.
You realize the way you've been sperging out eclipses all of the shit that's been going on with deci, right?

You realize that isn't even close to being true? Nothing beats Deci.
That's not what Door and Kenny said.

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The Flood / Re: Man lands in ICU for spoiling Star Wars movie
« on: December 20, 2015, 06:44:15 PM »
Are you 14

No, I just despise spoilers with a burning fucking passion.

Fiction of any kind is the only thing that makes the world tolerable. When someone ruins that for anyone, I'm bound to lose my shit.
You're mixing up fiction with money, drugs, and hedonistic pleasure. If fiction could still make life better, I'd still believe in God and an afterlife.
Daily reminder:

This man is going to teach our children math.
Hey, it's against the law to teach ethics. So I can't tell the kids that there is no God nor point to existence.
I was talking about how glorious it was going to be :3

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The Flood / Re: Man lands in ICU for spoiling Star Wars movie
« on: December 20, 2015, 06:40:11 PM »
Are you 14

No, I just despise spoilers with a burning fucking passion.

Fiction of any kind is the only thing that makes the world tolerable. When someone ruins that for anyone, I'm bound to lose my shit.
You're mixing up fiction with money, drugs, and hedonistic pleasure. If fiction could still make life better, I'd still believe in God and an afterlife.
Daily reminder:

This man is going to teach our children math.

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The Flood / Re: Man lands in ICU for spoiling Star Wars movie
« on: December 20, 2015, 06:38:39 PM »
Are you 14

No, I just despise spoilers with a burning fucking passion.

Fiction of any kind is the only thing that makes the world tolerable. When someone ruins that for anyone, I'm bound to lose my shit.
You realize the way you've been sperging out eclipses all of the shit that's been going on with deci, right?

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The Flood / Re: "Hi, my name is Decimator Omega"
« on: December 20, 2015, 06:34:29 PM »
Every time you post its like we've been visited by the god of shitposting.

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The Flood / Re: The first girl I ever dated just passed away
« on: December 20, 2015, 06:12:56 PM »
Am I a bad person because I don't feel bad when people close to me die?
This is why nihilism is a disease.
And you would rather they never had lived in the first place.

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The Flood / Re: TFA - Biggest opening weekend ever
« on: December 20, 2015, 06:02:49 PM »
I wish people would stop calling it TFA
We refer to all of the films that way.

TPM
AotC
RoTS
ANH
ESB
RoTJ
TFA

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The Flood / Re: The first girl I ever dated just passed away
« on: December 20, 2015, 05:59:15 PM »
Am I a bad person because I don't feel bad when people close to me die?

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The Flood / Re: So we can all agree Germanics aren't white, right?
« on: December 20, 2015, 03:44:52 PM »
Bar Bar Bar

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The Flood / Re: The fuck?
« on: December 20, 2015, 03:43:56 PM »
It passes around your liver so you get drunk off less. Though that makes the risk of alcohol poisoning very likely.
Will you butt chug my cock?

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The Flood / Re: "but that's just my opinion"
« on: December 20, 2015, 03:33:26 PM »
You're really the biggest moron on this site.

And that, my friend, is a fact.
far from it, tbh

and i'm not your friend
I'm not your buddy, pal.

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The Flood / Re: How do White, Straight, Christian males prove that...
« on: December 20, 2015, 03:32:01 PM »
They can't, so they just roll with it
Are you denouncing god and embracing your homosexuality?

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The Flood / Re: "but that's just my opinion"
« on: December 20, 2015, 03:29:01 PM »
You're really the biggest moron on this site.

And that, my friend, is a fact.

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The Flood / Re: A Star Wars Ep IV question
« on: December 20, 2015, 12:02:28 AM »
Visual appeal.

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The Flood / Re: >open "sep7agon.net" in google chrome
« on: December 19, 2015, 10:03:12 PM »
Underrated thread.

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The Flood / Re: I posted Star Wars Spoilers
« on: December 19, 2015, 08:51:36 PM »
Deci stop.

We need to talk.
Your going down a path I cannot follow.

Think about this logically.
Certainly not going down a furry path because you'd gladly follow him then.

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The Flood / Re: You know what's really fucked up?
« on: December 19, 2015, 08:49:36 PM »
You do realize there will never be another second or zeroth time, right? Aren't those as incomprehensibly valuable as the first?

No, because unlike the first one, you know what's going to happen in every subsequent viewing of the film.

Why do I have to explain this shit.
How does knowing what's going to happen make it less enjoyable?

And arguably, if I spoil the movie for you, wouldn't that count as learning the plot for the first time, and be more enjoyable then watching the movie itself?

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The Flood / Re: You know what's really fucked up?
« on: December 19, 2015, 08:43:10 PM »
I always enjoy movies more when I can focus on the little things without worrying about the plot as a whole.

Why do I give a fuck? You're wrong.

For every time you watch a movie, there will never be a time list that first time. That inherently makes it more valuable than any rewatch ever will be.
Wow you're as mad as Vader was when he discovered that Luke went back in time in the Millenium Falcon and became his own grandfather, and came to Vader on bespin after he cut off Lukes hand and revealed that he was Vader's father.

Man Ep VII was a wild ride.

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The Flood / Re: You know what's really fucked up?
« on: December 19, 2015, 08:37:21 PM »
So you've never enjoyed a movie more than the first time you saw it? You've never paid attention to the details and intricacies of the film after getting the general idea of it the first time around?

No, obviously. But nothing compares to the first time you watch a movie. I was reading about a critic who said "If I could have one wish, it would be to watch my favourite movie for the first time again."

Nothing compares to that first time. Nothing.
What?

I always enjoy movies more when I can focus on the little things without worrying about the plot as a whole.

Like when I rewatched the sex scene between Rey and the tentacle beasts, and noticed the triple anal penetration.

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