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7561
« on: December 22, 2015, 02:49:11 PM »
Ender.
I read that in your voice and it was creepy af. OT: Mostly? The drugs >_>
7562
« on: December 22, 2015, 01:26:49 PM »
You're gayer than rocketman.
7563
« on: December 22, 2015, 11:45:36 AM »
This new trilogy is secretly a love story between Finn and Poe
I would be lying if I said hadn't fantasized about this. I very much hope Poe is gay. It would bring some much needed sexual diversity to the Star Wars Universe.
7564
« on: December 22, 2015, 11:42:01 AM »
I said this earlier but nobody replied with a response.
When Rey first touches the lightsaber and sees all the flashbacks, I swore I heard Yoda's voice say something when we see Luke put his hand on R2 in the flashback.
Yeah, Ben Kenobi spoke as well.
7565
« on: December 22, 2015, 11:30:18 AM »
I'm not really into youtubers.
I guess I'd like to meet OneyNG
7566
« on: December 22, 2015, 11:08:53 AM »
There are horror gay porno? Yeah, like Icy's sex tape.
7567
« on: December 22, 2015, 01:53:26 AM »
You dun fucked up good
7568
« on: December 22, 2015, 01:26:56 AM »
can I have your stuff
I'll think about it.
is that a yes
I said I'll think about it you drunk bastard.
have sex with meeeee
where do you live?
Under your bed if things go well :3
you're comfortable sleeping on a cold wooden floor?
I live in my car, slick. I'll be plenty comfy once I get some blankets put down and some pillows. Maybe with time I can come sleep with you ^-^
7569
« on: December 22, 2015, 01:23:23 AM »
Has anyone else noticed that Kylo's master gave him the same rite of passage Luke's did?
To kill their father.
The major difference being, Kylo did it, while Luke saved his from the dark side.
The old Jedi Order is so much like the Sith its no wonder they were blind to Sideous' rise.
7570
« on: December 22, 2015, 01:13:53 AM »
Wait...
Have you never been drunk before?
Spoiler You don't get drunk until the alcohol has passed through your stomach, been filtered out of your intestines, gone through your liver, into your bloodstream, and to your brain. I've been drunk but usually Ill just drink until I feel something, I'm limited on liquor right now so I cant do that
I didnt know it was a time delay thing like pills
I thought it was like weed where it just, boom, hits you
you know?
anyway I was wrong because I felt NOTHING after I guzzled down the drink but am now feeling p drunk
Well weed goes through your lungs and then to your heart, where it is infused with your blood and then goes straight to your brain. Way fewer steps.
7571
« on: December 22, 2015, 01:11:24 AM »
can I have your stuff
I'll think about it.
is that a yes
I said I'll think about it you drunk bastard.
have sex with meeeee
where do you live?
Under your bed if things go well :3
7572
« on: December 22, 2015, 01:10:06 AM »
Wait... Have you never been drunk before? Spoiler You don't get drunk until the alcohol has passed through your stomach, been filtered out of your intestines, gone through your liver, into your bloodstream, and to your brain.
7573
« on: December 22, 2015, 01:07:03 AM »
can I have your stuff
I'll think about it.
is that a yes
I said I'll think about it you drunk bastard.
have sex with meeeee
7574
« on: December 22, 2015, 01:02:27 AM »
Cock requested.
but I don't even know you.
Does that matter? I'm a sexually mature young man who has expressed interest in having intercourse with you. NOW RAVAGE MY HOLES
7575
« on: December 22, 2015, 01:00:24 AM »
what does everything have to be an argument with you guys, geez
I was just tryna meme for christ's sake.
7576
« on: December 22, 2015, 12:59:06 AM »
Cock requested.
7577
« on: December 22, 2015, 12:58:11 AM »
Wanna get married?
Why are you only interested in people who are not interested in you? YOU SHOULD BE WITH MEEEE FRUIT
7578
« on: December 22, 2015, 12:05:07 AM »
Ban yourself.
... oh wait you can't.
Reported for being a meanie.
7579
« on: December 21, 2015, 10:19:28 PM »
Remember, foreplay or it ain't going in.
Don't worry I got foreplay down. Spoiler I got dem magic fingers.
I always like to start with some oral
Psssh I just know what they want.
Vaginas are disgusting.
7580
« on: December 21, 2015, 10:12:17 PM »
Remember, foreplay or it ain't going in.
Don't worry I got foreplay down. Spoiler I got dem magic fingers.
I always like to start with some oral
7581
« on: December 21, 2015, 10:06:19 PM »
7582
« on: December 21, 2015, 10:05:05 PM »
Grab a tent and sleeping bag and build a fire.
It's actually incredibly romantic.
What do you even know? You just find eggs with your partners and bring them to a daycare.
Um, I'm the emotion Pokémon.
7583
« on: December 21, 2015, 10:03:59 PM »
Grab a tent and sleeping bag and build a fire.
It's actually incredibly romantic.
It's winter
We don't have that here so I often forget about it >.>
7584
« on: December 21, 2015, 10:02:15 PM »
Grab a tent and sleeping bag and build a fire.
It's actually incredibly romantic.
7585
« on: December 21, 2015, 08:55:00 PM »
I say we invade.
This is the perfect opportunity to insert ourselves, in more ways than one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
7586
« on: December 21, 2015, 08:44:35 PM »
One I can have sex with, duh.
So Kara?  Nice choice.
7587
« on: December 21, 2015, 08:35:18 PM »
He can massage my feet any day
ewwww
You disgust me.
diphenhydramine joke
Hydroxyzpam thanks
7588
« on: December 21, 2015, 08:32:58 PM »
Spoiler I thought his death was really well-handled, actually.
Spoiler Han Solo would never walk into danger like a retard like that though. Son or no.
"Never tell me the odds"
7589
« on: December 21, 2015, 08:30:58 PM »
You disgust me.
7590
« on: December 21, 2015, 08:28:45 PM »
Spoiler I thought it was executed really well actually.
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