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Messages - Solonoid
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7531
« on: December 22, 2015, 08:48:18 PM »
Dan, Kupo, Tru, they're all small fish.
I've always loved you. Since the moment I wandered into your ODST party and heard the soft, basement dwelling voice of the leader of the Twinkieman clan, I knew you were the only one for me.
7532
« on: December 22, 2015, 08:43:31 PM »
My nose size is my ONLY flaw, and it's greatly exaggerated by people like Verb. It's only slightly larger than normal.
You need to post a pic of yourself fam
Meh here's an okay one. I.took it from a funny angle tho
7533
« on: December 22, 2015, 08:35:55 PM »
Would fuck.
7534
« on: December 22, 2015, 08:35:15 PM »
You want me to give you a spanking :3
:|
Can I spend Christmas with you?
If you want.
Cool.
You live near me?
Michigan.
>.<
I'm all the way down in Texas.
There's no way I could afford the road trip.
Sucks.
Maybe I'll come visit you for Valentine's Day.
Naoto and I have a date then tho.
Oh.
7535
« on: December 22, 2015, 08:34:10 PM »
lmao Sol the fact that you rated me a 7.3 confirms you're a jealous ugly
fellow attractive people wouldn't be bitter enough to give me a fake score like that
iirc your nose is akwardly large and you're kinda toothpicky, plus you're taller than I am which works again you. Of course that's just based off of memory, and is my opinion.
7536
« on: December 22, 2015, 08:31:23 PM »
You want me to give you a spanking :3
:|
Can I spend Christmas with you?
If you want.
Cool.
You live near me?
Michigan.
>.<
I'm all the way down in Texas.
There's no way I could afford the road trip.
Sucks.
Maybe I'll come visit you for Valentine's Day.
7537
« on: December 22, 2015, 08:30:33 PM »
I bet he's the type of nigga who lungfucks dolphins while screaming for his ma
Yo Class now that you're gay ya wanna have some kinky funtime?
Buy me a quarter and I'll be anything you want me to be
Um, I'll share a quarter and a bottle of whiskey with you and we can see who ended up being the bottom in the morning.
No deal, mixing weed with alcohol is dumb af
also you'd have to be like a 9/10 at least
which we know you're not lol
I'm out of your league tbh :/
Um woooow no. You're maybe a 7.3 I may be bad at taking selfies but brothers and sisters alike are on me constantly. I know where I stand.
7538
« on: December 22, 2015, 08:25:32 PM »
You want me to give you a spanking :3
:|
Can I spend Christmas with you?
If you want.
Cool.
You live near me?
Michigan.
>.< I'm all the way down in Texas. There's no way I could afford the road trip.
7539
« on: December 22, 2015, 08:24:01 PM »
I'll buy my Marty soon enough.
7540
« on: December 22, 2015, 08:22:11 PM »
You want me to give you a spanking :3
:|
Can I spend Christmas with you?
If you want.
Cool. You live near me?
7541
« on: December 22, 2015, 08:19:54 PM »
You want me to give you a spanking :3
:|
Can I spend Christmas with you?
7542
« on: December 22, 2015, 08:18:42 PM »
I bet he's the type of nigga who lungfucks dolphins while screaming for his ma
Yo Class now that you're gay ya wanna have some kinky funtime?
Buy me a quarter and I'll be anything you want me to be
Um, I'll share a quarter and a bottle of whiskey with you and we can see who ended up being the bottom in the morning.
7543
« on: December 22, 2015, 08:16:15 PM »
You want me to give you a spanking :3
7544
« on: December 22, 2015, 08:14:50 PM »
I bet he's the type of nigga who lungfucks dolphins while screaming for his ma
Yo Class now that you're gay ya wanna have some kinky funtime?
7545
« on: December 22, 2015, 02:55:59 PM »
Class has reaches Marty it seems.
It officially no longer means anything special.
gg
7546
« on: December 22, 2015, 02:49:11 PM »
Ender.
I read that in your voice and it was creepy af. OT: Mostly? The drugs >_>
7547
« on: December 22, 2015, 01:26:49 PM »
You're gayer than rocketman.
7548
« on: December 22, 2015, 11:45:36 AM »
This new trilogy is secretly a love story between Finn and Poe
I would be lying if I said hadn't fantasized about this. I very much hope Poe is gay. It would bring some much needed sexual diversity to the Star Wars Universe.
7549
« on: December 22, 2015, 11:42:01 AM »
I said this earlier but nobody replied with a response.
When Rey first touches the lightsaber and sees all the flashbacks, I swore I heard Yoda's voice say something when we see Luke put his hand on R2 in the flashback.
Yeah, Ben Kenobi spoke as well.
7550
« on: December 22, 2015, 11:30:18 AM »
I'm not really into youtubers.
I guess I'd like to meet OneyNG
7551
« on: December 22, 2015, 11:08:53 AM »
There are horror gay porno? Yeah, like Icy's sex tape.
7552
« on: December 22, 2015, 01:53:26 AM »
You dun fucked up good
7553
« on: December 22, 2015, 01:26:56 AM »
can I have your stuff
I'll think about it.
is that a yes
I said I'll think about it you drunk bastard.
have sex with meeeee
where do you live?
Under your bed if things go well :3
you're comfortable sleeping on a cold wooden floor?
I live in my car, slick. I'll be plenty comfy once I get some blankets put down and some pillows. Maybe with time I can come sleep with you ^-^
7554
« on: December 22, 2015, 01:23:23 AM »
Has anyone else noticed that Kylo's master gave him the same rite of passage Luke's did?
To kill their father.
The major difference being, Kylo did it, while Luke saved his from the dark side.
The old Jedi Order is so much like the Sith its no wonder they were blind to Sideous' rise.
7555
« on: December 22, 2015, 01:13:53 AM »
Wait...
Have you never been drunk before?
Spoiler You don't get drunk until the alcohol has passed through your stomach, been filtered out of your intestines, gone through your liver, into your bloodstream, and to your brain. I've been drunk but usually Ill just drink until I feel something, I'm limited on liquor right now so I cant do that
I didnt know it was a time delay thing like pills
I thought it was like weed where it just, boom, hits you
you know?
anyway I was wrong because I felt NOTHING after I guzzled down the drink but am now feeling p drunk
Well weed goes through your lungs and then to your heart, where it is infused with your blood and then goes straight to your brain. Way fewer steps.
7556
« on: December 22, 2015, 01:11:24 AM »
can I have your stuff
I'll think about it.
is that a yes
I said I'll think about it you drunk bastard.
have sex with meeeee
where do you live?
Under your bed if things go well :3
7557
« on: December 22, 2015, 01:10:06 AM »
Wait... Have you never been drunk before? Spoiler You don't get drunk until the alcohol has passed through your stomach, been filtered out of your intestines, gone through your liver, into your bloodstream, and to your brain.
7558
« on: December 22, 2015, 01:07:03 AM »
can I have your stuff
I'll think about it.
is that a yes
I said I'll think about it you drunk bastard.
have sex with meeeee
7559
« on: December 22, 2015, 01:02:27 AM »
Cock requested.
but I don't even know you.
Does that matter? I'm a sexually mature young man who has expressed interest in having intercourse with you. NOW RAVAGE MY HOLES
7560
« on: December 22, 2015, 01:00:24 AM »
what does everything have to be an argument with you guys, geez
I was just tryna meme for christ's sake.
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