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6991
« on: February 09, 2016, 08:01:45 AM »
Excitement, pants, a Jedi craves not these things.
6992
« on: February 09, 2016, 08:01:01 AM »
Change one word in your favorite Star Wars quote to contain' pants'
"Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...pants"
"Put Captain Solo in the cargo pants"
6993
« on: February 09, 2016, 07:57:38 AM »
I've been reading The Two Towers for years now, and I've read a lot of books cover to cover since I started it, its just so painfully slow that I only read a couple of chapters per year.
I guess the last book I finished was Brave New World.
6994
« on: February 09, 2016, 07:51:46 AM »
Condiments don't go on hotdogs
Why are all of your opinions so fucking bad?
6995
« on: February 09, 2016, 07:51:09 AM »
Catsup, Sauerkraut, Dill Pickle Spear.
Fuck relish.
6996
« on: February 09, 2016, 06:54:33 AM »
daily reminder that the superhero registration act is anti-american and if you support it you're literally worse than hitler
Daily reminder the Superhero Registration Act is a metaphor for social security, and if you don't support it then you wouldn't really support social security IRL if it weren't for propaganda.
Social Security is theft.
Beyond that, its a mandatory national tracking and identification system implemented at birth. In other news, in order to cut down on SS Card losses, SSNs will be tattooed on your wrist at birth starting in 2017.
6997
« on: February 09, 2016, 06:30:01 AM »
Sorry I mean,
Holy shit guys, infinite money.
6998
« on: February 09, 2016, 06:28:07 AM »
27 went to the hotel, including the Bellhop's tip.
The other three they kept.
6999
« on: February 09, 2016, 06:25:27 AM »
daily reminder that the superhero registration act is anti-american and if you support it you're literally worse than hitler
Daily reminder the Superhero Registration Act is a metaphor for social security, and if you don't support it then you wouldn't really support social security IRL if it weren't for propaganda.
7000
« on: February 08, 2016, 01:33:59 PM »
It's p much confirmed Roman just invents these stories, but you guys keep gobbling it up
10 pages inbound
I'll post a picture then I guess. You guys always end up forcing me to. She's not my ideal anyways, not chubby enough.
This right here, this is why you're fucking scum, among other things. I would never judge the figure of someone I was intimately involved with while we were intimately involved. It's not a subject for fucking discussion. It's the same as when frat boys hook the 90 lb ditz and hi five about it. "Looky boys,I got me a real whale, aw ye" "Aw not enough meat, but she'll do I guess." You should be pleased that any woman would be willing to be with you, which if they actually knew you, they would turn tail and run, like they always do. You don't deserve to be in a relationship until you grow the fuck up.
7001
« on: February 08, 2016, 01:04:25 PM »
"She doesn't want to see me anymore.
She says the way I touched her while she was asleep is creepy, and then she called the police.
Turns out she was 16 too, so I could be looking at some jail time."
-Roman, within the next day or two
7002
« on: February 08, 2016, 10:47:56 AM »
This guy
Aw shit, more of Cheat's gay cousins?
7003
« on: February 08, 2016, 02:51:50 AM »
You're not entitled to people's services Yeah, in some capacity, you are.
This is an ironic post, for somebody who doesn't identify with the human condition.
7004
« on: February 08, 2016, 02:49:13 AM »
You're right, I should have to pay for your plane ticket and your in flight dinner.
What did I just say?
You shouldn't need money to leave the country. That means nobody. Not you, not me, not anyone.
World doesn't quite work that way with finite resources, though. I don't hate America as much as I hate the world in general.
So basically, you want other people to take care of you out of the kindness of their hearts while you sit on your ass without even attempting to do anything other than shitpost online and jack off all day? Lemme know how that works out.
7005
« on: February 08, 2016, 02:43:53 AM »
Panthers fan detected.
7006
« on: February 08, 2016, 02:41:58 AM »
I think kids should learn about real cockfighting.
Wanna teach me how to cockfight? I'm a hands-on learner.
Um.
7007
« on: February 07, 2016, 07:36:23 PM »
Ew I don't like anyone with big jaws.
Elegiac
He has a very powerful jaw, I think it looks good srs
Elegiac's face is practically a shock image. He's one of the scariest, ugliest motherfuckers on this site.
7008
« on: February 07, 2016, 07:30:25 PM »
Solmaster
7010
« on: February 07, 2016, 10:02:47 AM »
Tfw been there multiple times and gone back again
Life is a rollercoaster, nothing is concrete yet.
7011
« on: February 07, 2016, 09:59:30 AM »
240Z to GT86
^Objectively correct answer^
7012
« on: February 07, 2016, 08:35:11 AM »
The criteria to get one of my likes is quite high.
It's not enough that I agree with the post, or that it makes me laugh, it would have to be a perfect representation of my opinion, or.be some top tier 💯👌 good shit
7013
« on: February 06, 2016, 07:36:15 PM »
Am I pretty.
7014
« on: February 06, 2016, 02:57:55 PM »
What I wouldn't give to be 65 lbs and 4'6"
7015
« on: February 06, 2016, 12:51:02 AM »
Hurry for One dimensional bad guys that do nothing bot get sniped as they attempt nondescript acts of terrorism™ for no explored reason or motivations other than muslims/arabs = bad
Do they explain why the Nazis are bad in WWII films?
7016
« on: February 06, 2016, 12:44:43 AM »
Are you going to fuck her whilst she's unconscious?
Umm... No
That's creepy
No, that's hot.
It'd be a pretty hot way to get woken up. Just come to and feel someone pounding your ass.
7017
« on: February 06, 2016, 12:41:32 AM »
Are you going to fuck her whilst she's unconscious?
Umm... No
That's creepy
Sometimes I forget you're not PSU
7018
« on: February 06, 2016, 12:40:23 AM »
Are you going to fuck her whilst she's unconscious?
7019
« on: February 06, 2016, 12:38:19 AM »
Buscemiposting
7020
« on: February 06, 2016, 12:36:39 AM »
Git dubs fgt
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