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6991
« on: February 09, 2016, 01:13:25 PM »
Fatherless children are born.
The kind that hate sand or the kind that abuse welfare?
6992
« on: February 09, 2016, 12:56:17 PM »
Writing lots of detail is fun, I get that, but it's an absolute trudge to read through. Whether you think that "the whistling throngs of tall, dampened grass, dancing in the harsh gales like thin marionettes (bla bla bla for three more paragraphs)" are necessary for establishing an atmosphere in your story, the bottom line is that you don't need that shit. What's important is the story and what you get out of it.
Atmosphere should be established in a single paragraph or less--if you can't do that, you're probably not a great writer.
So that's why I don't really read nowadays, because all modern writers feel the need to write like that.
I don't find it impressive--I find it tedious.
I like how you desperately need to justify yourself after a few people make fun of you
I was going to tell him that 'I make my own literature' is possibly the cringiest thing I have read in a long while, but then I decided I didn't feel listening to him drone on. The he fucking did it anyway.
6993
« on: February 09, 2016, 12:43:05 PM »
But its already 7/7
You may not know this, but that's Bungie Day. Sep. 7 is more fitting for us.
6994
« on: February 09, 2016, 12:41:20 PM »
There is only one feature I would want. Appear offline.
The rest I don't give 2 fucks about.
Oh you must be so tired of people spamming your inbox with chat requests every time you get online.
6995
« on: February 09, 2016, 12:14:09 PM »
I don't know why you're bothering trying to save them, that part of the world is condemned.
6996
« on: February 09, 2016, 11:55:56 AM »
LC just drunkenly deleted the layout and tried to fix it without anyone noticing.
What does it look like now?
6997
« on: February 09, 2016, 11:44:43 AM »
We have a cult here too ya know.
6998
« on: February 09, 2016, 09:15:28 AM »
It's not September 2nd.
6999
« on: February 09, 2016, 09:07:48 AM »
>reading
>claims to be an English scholar >doesn't appreciate literature
7000
« on: February 09, 2016, 08:45:22 AM »
A whole lot of nothing happening. Like, absolute boring. If boring was a physical object, it'd be the center of a black hole.
Since gravity warps space time, and a black hole is so fucked, in theory, time ends inside of a black hole.
But I'll get inventive charlie.
Cats. Fucking cats. Everywhere.
Kind of correct.
Since hitting the speed of light means that time has slowed so much that time outside your frame of reference would not progress at all, you'd spend all of eternity inside a black hole before even a planch unit of time had passed as the gravitional pull would accelerate you to 3x10^8 ms^-1. Of course, it's irrelevant anyway as YOU'D DIE BEFORE YOU COULD REGISTER THE CHANGE.
Have you ever considered that you might be stretched upon elongated space time and therefore not destroyed in the spaghettification, but rather preserved perfectly as a spindle which could feasibly be decompressed if the black hole ever became a quasar. It would be like blinking and a million years had passed, and a column of nuclear fire had appeared before you. And if you had a really good futuristic space suit, I'm sure you could survive all the radiation implicated by this theory.
7001
« on: February 09, 2016, 08:35:24 AM »
I am your pants
'You are unwise to lower your pants' 'But I can't see a.thing with the pants down!'
7002
« on: February 09, 2016, 08:32:15 AM »
>yfw bioware completely ruined revan and the exile
Meetra Surik thanks.
7003
« on: February 09, 2016, 08:31:33 AM »
I started D&D and went for that premium chaotic neutral.
Which ed?
5e
We should start a SW Saga campaign over Skype.
No~
Faggot~
7004
« on: February 09, 2016, 08:23:43 AM »
Ah, memories.
You ain't never lived until you've made walls sweat.
I'm thinking about joining up and I know not to raise your hand if the drill SGT asks a question about something stick related. I know him asking a question like "Does anybody here know how to drive a stick" is him asking people in a hiding way if they want to volunteer to push a broom.
I can already tell they're going to tear me a new one in boot camp.
7005
« on: February 09, 2016, 08:06:25 AM »
I started D&D and went for that premium chaotic neutral.
Which ed?
5e
We should start a SW Saga campaign over Skype.
7006
« on: February 09, 2016, 08:01:45 AM »
Excitement, pants, a Jedi craves not these things.
7007
« on: February 09, 2016, 08:01:01 AM »
Change one word in your favorite Star Wars quote to contain' pants'
"Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...pants"
"Put Captain Solo in the cargo pants"
7008
« on: February 09, 2016, 07:57:38 AM »
I've been reading The Two Towers for years now, and I've read a lot of books cover to cover since I started it, its just so painfully slow that I only read a couple of chapters per year.
I guess the last book I finished was Brave New World.
7009
« on: February 09, 2016, 07:51:46 AM »
Condiments don't go on hotdogs
Why are all of your opinions so fucking bad?
7010
« on: February 09, 2016, 07:51:09 AM »
Catsup, Sauerkraut, Dill Pickle Spear.
Fuck relish.
7011
« on: February 09, 2016, 06:54:33 AM »
daily reminder that the superhero registration act is anti-american and if you support it you're literally worse than hitler
Daily reminder the Superhero Registration Act is a metaphor for social security, and if you don't support it then you wouldn't really support social security IRL if it weren't for propaganda.
Social Security is theft.
Beyond that, its a mandatory national tracking and identification system implemented at birth. In other news, in order to cut down on SS Card losses, SSNs will be tattooed on your wrist at birth starting in 2017.
7012
« on: February 09, 2016, 06:30:01 AM »
Sorry I mean,
Holy shit guys, infinite money.
7013
« on: February 09, 2016, 06:28:07 AM »
27 went to the hotel, including the Bellhop's tip.
The other three they kept.
7014
« on: February 09, 2016, 06:25:27 AM »
daily reminder that the superhero registration act is anti-american and if you support it you're literally worse than hitler
Daily reminder the Superhero Registration Act is a metaphor for social security, and if you don't support it then you wouldn't really support social security IRL if it weren't for propaganda.
7015
« on: February 08, 2016, 01:33:59 PM »
It's p much confirmed Roman just invents these stories, but you guys keep gobbling it up
10 pages inbound
I'll post a picture then I guess. You guys always end up forcing me to. She's not my ideal anyways, not chubby enough.
This right here, this is why you're fucking scum, among other things. I would never judge the figure of someone I was intimately involved with while we were intimately involved. It's not a subject for fucking discussion. It's the same as when frat boys hook the 90 lb ditz and hi five about it. "Looky boys,I got me a real whale, aw ye" "Aw not enough meat, but she'll do I guess." You should be pleased that any woman would be willing to be with you, which if they actually knew you, they would turn tail and run, like they always do. You don't deserve to be in a relationship until you grow the fuck up.
7016
« on: February 08, 2016, 01:04:25 PM »
"She doesn't want to see me anymore.
She says the way I touched her while she was asleep is creepy, and then she called the police.
Turns out she was 16 too, so I could be looking at some jail time."
-Roman, within the next day or two
7017
« on: February 08, 2016, 10:47:56 AM »
This guy
Aw shit, more of Cheat's gay cousins?
7018
« on: February 08, 2016, 02:51:50 AM »
You're not entitled to people's services Yeah, in some capacity, you are.
This is an ironic post, for somebody who doesn't identify with the human condition.
7019
« on: February 08, 2016, 02:49:13 AM »
You're right, I should have to pay for your plane ticket and your in flight dinner.
What did I just say?
You shouldn't need money to leave the country. That means nobody. Not you, not me, not anyone.
World doesn't quite work that way with finite resources, though. I don't hate America as much as I hate the world in general.
So basically, you want other people to take care of you out of the kindness of their hearts while you sit on your ass without even attempting to do anything other than shitpost online and jack off all day? Lemme know how that works out.
7020
« on: February 08, 2016, 02:43:53 AM »
Panthers fan detected.
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