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6961
« on: February 11, 2016, 08:14:09 PM »
Zen has been missing for a long time, I think he may be dead.
In that event, I'm going to need someone to comfort me.
Any volunteers?
6962
« on: February 11, 2016, 08:06:16 PM »
I can't find my husband.
Has anyone seen him?
6963
« on: February 11, 2016, 06:33:53 PM »
nah man Ahmed Best is only 5'11"
Some general background for anyone who doesn't know. Ahmed Best is the best at everything, including being tall, therefore there is nobody better at being tall than him. Everybody is max 5'11" otherwise its PhotoShop.
6964
« on: February 11, 2016, 02:23:21 PM »
The thought of junk-on-zipper friction makes me cringe pretty hard.
It's a non-issue
if you have no dick
As someone who never wears any underwear, I can verify that its a non-issue
6965
« on: February 10, 2016, 04:01:22 PM »
That way I can post my remarks without bumping a thread back to the top
6966
« on: February 10, 2016, 03:53:48 PM »
i'll leave the overalls undone, obviously.
But then how will they stay up?
probably with a belt
Holy fucking shit that's so autistic
how?
Kind of defeats the purpose of overalls.
6967
« on: February 10, 2016, 03:13:48 PM »
That's not how the pants work!
6968
« on: February 10, 2016, 03:12:20 PM »
Bump
6969
« on: February 10, 2016, 03:11:09 PM »
I can't think of a reason why any person anywhere would want to buy one.
that's cuz you have decent taste
thanks fam
6970
« on: February 10, 2016, 03:09:47 PM »
Have you tried amazon.ca?
yeah but they don't sell a LOT of stuff
i couldn't even find a NIN album on amazon.ca
I can't think of a reason why any person anywhere would want to buy one.
6971
« on: February 10, 2016, 12:58:02 PM »
I'm going to enjoy my friends while they still work
6972
« on: February 09, 2016, 06:01:58 PM »
Orlando, FL
6973
« on: February 09, 2016, 03:25:39 PM »
When did Jews come to this planet from Mars?
6974
« on: February 09, 2016, 03:19:02 PM »
Little Cock
No.
Whoever posts next do fedorekd, if you don't contribute you don't get one.
you realize the point of posting "rolling," right
i'm reserving the spot in case someone posts before i do
stupid fuck
Then you've clearly never been on 4chan, where the phrase originates. In fact, I've probably seen thousands of people post "rolling" and not once has it been with that intention. OT: Luci Ball Buster
6975
« on: February 09, 2016, 03:09:02 PM »
No.
Whoever posts next do fedorekd, if you don't contribute you don't get one.
6976
« on: February 09, 2016, 03:04:31 PM »
I was actually going to say that I you're a truly learned scholar, the quality of your work should not contain variances based off of how much effort you put into creating material.
Your would be able to talk about opening your new blender and it would be just as enthralling and compelling as your stories.
Says who? You?
But you're a colossal fucking dumbass.
So why should I care about your input? You're already biased against me anyway.
When you have something accurate to say, I agree with you, but you're so full of shit 90% of the time that nobody can help but point out how retarded you're being. It's like you thrive off of.being called out.on stupidity.
6977
« on: February 09, 2016, 02:58:08 PM »
I watch you shitpost all day to know that your communicative skills need work, therefore I can make inferences about your abilities as a novelist.
You really can't, though. The amount of effort I put in to typing up a post on this website, and writing a 10-to-20 page short story, for example, isn't even worth comparing. You'll probably just say that, "a good writer wouldn't need to spend so much time writing a story," but that's just because you're you, and I'm me, and it doesn't matter what I say--you're going to have something to say about it. That's you.
I was actually going to say that I you're a truly learned scholar, the quality of your work should not contain variances based off of how much effort you put into creating material. Your would be able to talk about opening your new blender and it would be just as enthralling and compelling as your stories.
6978
« on: February 09, 2016, 02:53:01 PM »
Tbh I'm actually surprised Verbatim hates reading. I mean, I figured with someone with the username Verbatim, he'd actually be a reader since there is no way in hell he would have known of that word at a young age. I don't hate reading, I just don't read. There was a time when I used to--I don't anymore. I just don't see much of a point in it anymore, other than vapid entertainment. I don't really learn anything useful from reading fiction.
You're not far off-base with where my username comes from, though. I love writing, I love showing off my vocabulary--and I like learning new words, too. But I don't necessarily need to read fiction all day to do that. I'm kind of at a point where there aren't many words I don't know.
Then don't read fiction. Read a book about something that actually happened. Just because the rest of us like to read fiction doesn't mean you have to.
And why do you keep using italics in nearly every post of yours now? You're confusing.
I wonder if he knows that its actually poor grammar to use punctuation to infer emphasis.
6979
« on: February 09, 2016, 02:49:09 PM »
Mamma Slamma
6980
« on: February 09, 2016, 02:41:26 PM »
Because you're nowhere near as good at anything as you espouse to be, in fact, your writing could use quite a bit of work.
Actually, I'm the best at literally everything. Ever.
Either way, you've never read any of my creative works, so I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
I watch you shitpost all day to know that your communicative skills need work, therefore I can make inferences about your abilities as a novelist.
6981
« on: February 09, 2016, 02:38:10 PM »
So if anyone happens to miss your epic clashing in one thread, you need to give it it's own obnoxious post.
Niiiice.
It didn't really fit in that thread, and he makes that claim quite often actually.
6982
« on: February 09, 2016, 02:35:45 PM »
HAHAHAHA holy shit did the "English scholar" really just say that Yes. I'll say it again: I don't need to read other people's literature. I just fucking don't.
I've read enough--I don't need to read anymore. Why would I?
Because you're nowhere near as good at anything as you espouse to be, in fact, your writing could use quite a bit of work.
6983
« on: February 09, 2016, 02:31:21 PM »
Nothing right now. I might just read another Goosebumps book for the sake of entertainment value. I got some that I haven't even read yet.
Still, nothing else right now as far as books go grabs my interest.
Daily reminder that this post infers that Deci is more capable of appreciating literature than Verbatim is.
Honestly if it wasn't for Goosebumps back in the 90s when I was like 5-6 years old, I would have never been interested in reading everything. I would have never really learned, but Goosebumps encouraged me to read, it caught my eye with its artwork and it really wanted me to know what it was about.
I read other books as I got older such as Lord of The Flies, The Old Man and The Sea, hell I even got Of Mice and Men in my collection. The other 2 I borrowed.
One book that I read in high school and was actually a challenge to do a paper on it later was one flew over the cuckoo's nest, but I read it. The entire book.
And honestly I liked to book more than the movie. Same can be said with Lord of The Flies.
So when I feel disinterested, I fall back to my childhood roots on where I began reading.
And there's nothing wrong with that, but as Verbatim is incapable of appreciating even something meant for children, you are.more scholarly than he is.
6984
« on: February 09, 2016, 02:29:34 PM »
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I'M A Scholar OF MEMES 💯 👌 👺
6985
« on: February 09, 2016, 02:11:46 PM »
Except that for an unemployed forum neet with appx five times my post count in a shorter time than I have been posting, harassing someone constantly isn't that far fetched. Except I'm not a NEET, and it is far-fetched.
No part of your statement was indicative of exaggeration. Yeah, if you're stupid (which you are).
I literally would not be able to keep up with all your posts, and you're not nearly worth the effort anyway.
It's obviously hyperbolic, and you're obviously the dumbest user on this forum.
And yes, in case you couldn't tell, that's hyperbole too, dumbass. But you're still one goddamn stupid-ass motherfucker. Holy shit.
Yes, you literally would be able to keep up with my posts, and still have spare time to do whatever you want. After all, you only said "ever single time I see you" That doesn't imply you actively seek me out. I'm beginning to think you haven't been speaking this language you claim to be a scholar of for very long. After all, the other day you said that accusing someone of doing something they actually do is a contradiction. Almost as though you believe that in order to make an accusation, you must be incorrect.
6986
« on: February 09, 2016, 02:08:31 PM »
Nothing right now. I might just read another Goosebumps book for the sake of entertainment value. I got some that I haven't even read yet.
Still, nothing else right now as far as books go grabs my interest.
Daily reminder that this post infers that Deci is more capable of appreciating literature than Verbatim is.
6987
« on: February 09, 2016, 02:03:11 PM »
Now I know what to respond to you with every single time I see you
Maybe if you were an English scholar, like I am, you'd be able to tell that I was being hyperbolic, you dumb cunt.
Except that for an unemployed forum neet with appx five times my post count in a shorter time than I have been posting, harassing someone constantly isn't that far fetched. No part of your statement was indicative of exaggeration. Although I suppose if you read more literature, you would know how to better implement devices like hyperbole so that people wouldn't have to rely on the tone of your voice.
6988
« on: February 09, 2016, 01:54:49 PM »
Oh, the irony is palpable.
Except I barely reply to you.
Inglorious literally follows me wherever I go.
Watch him like your post, the little cunt-eyed bitch.
Now I know what to respond to you with every single time I see you
6989
« on: February 09, 2016, 01:46:01 PM »
LMAO like i give a single fuck
Now I know what to respond to you with every single time I see you: I write my own literature.
I like how you desperately need to stalk me on this forum and respond to every little thing I say. Oh, the irony is palpable.
6990
« on: February 09, 2016, 01:32:36 PM »
I was going to tell him that 'I make my own literature' is possibly the cringiest thing I have read in a long while I write my own literature. I don't need to read other people's literature.
Cringe all you want--you're still a fucking moron.
As retarded as that statement is, nobody is talking to you, we're talking about you. So unless you have some shitty self-hating things to say, nobody wants to hear it.
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