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The Flood / Re: Y'know, regardless of Man of Steel's overall quality...
« on: February 21, 2016, 04:49:21 PM »
Henry Cavill.

Yum

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The Flood / Re: Just ate a sandwich ask me anything
« on: February 21, 2016, 04:47:37 PM »
How can you eat the most fascist and oppressive food of all time?

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The Flood / Re: New Battlestation! Plz rate and AMA
« on: February 21, 2016, 04:35:39 PM »
can you pay for my shitty build
I legit could but will not.

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The Flood / Re: New Battlestation! Plz rate and AMA
« on: February 21, 2016, 04:34:29 PM »
I was gonna say something shitty about wasting money, but then I realized my laptop is comparable to your build.

Not quite on par, but in the ballpark.

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The Flood / Re: Being broke sucks
« on: February 21, 2016, 04:26:00 PM »
I've been applying for jobs left and right lately, I'm up to 310 applications since November 2013, 3 interviews, 1 person actually give me (unhelpful) feedback after a follow-up, and 0 successful applications. I'm astonished at how tough the competition is for an entry level job. Over 570 applicants for a casual Retail assistant, and people with 8+ years of retail experience, who should really be working a well paying job in the city with qualifications like that are snapping up all of the opportunities. I wanted to start putting some significant money into a savings account to get an early start on House/Car money, but I guess that'll be on hold for at least 5 years. I've been out drinking with friends maybe 8 times in the past 2 years, so I can't even afford to have friends at the moment. Sucks fam.
what the fuck fam I've had like ten jobs since 2013.

Any time I want to work I just go down the street and get a job.
Zonda doesn't want a job where you spread dem ass cheeks dough
Sometimes a man's gotta do what a man does.

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The Flood / Re: Being broke sucks
« on: February 21, 2016, 04:19:10 PM »
I've been applying for jobs left and right lately, I'm up to 310 applications since November 2013, 3 interviews, 1 person actually give me (unhelpful) feedback after a follow-up, and 0 successful applications. I'm astonished at how tough the competition is for an entry level job. Over 570 applicants for a casual Retail assistant, and people with 8+ years of retail experience, who should really be working a well paying job in the city with qualifications like that are snapping up all of the opportunities. I wanted to start putting some significant money into a savings account to get an early start on House/Car money, but I guess that'll be on hold for at least 5 years. I've been out drinking with friends maybe 8 times in the past 2 years, so I can't even afford to have friends at the moment. Sucks fam.
what the fuck fam I've had like ten jobs since 2013.

Any time I want to work I just go down the street and get a job.

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The Flood / Re: Going to the US for the first time in the summer lads
« on: February 21, 2016, 04:16:53 PM »
i just wanted a tour guide of your country guys gawd
Being a tourist in New York is one of the most vapid and pointless experiences of all time.

Go to New Orleans instead.

New Orleans is really authentic in the sense that you can enjoy your beignets and coffee in streets filled with homeless people and horse pee.
You say that like its a bad thing.

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Cuban girls are hot. Do you have any qt cuban cousins?

OT: My dad is mentioned on a wikipedia article, but doesn't have one himself.
the only cousins on my Cuban side that i know of are both males

they're also half black--they could easily pass as swashbuckling Somali pirates
o wait there is one girl but she's like 9
Nice

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The Flood / Re: Going to the US for the first time in the summer lads
« on: February 21, 2016, 04:03:00 PM »
i just wanted a tour guide of your country guys gawd
Being a tourist in New York is one of the most vapid and pointless experiences of all time.

Go to New Orleans instead.

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Shit nigga there's probably not much I could do.

Break a glass bottle and go to town, but then, they've got pads.

Do they have helmets too?
Yes

one of them has a coyote hat
Okay.

I'll tell you what I'd do:

A front flip.

Niggas would be all for that shit.
They'd be all heeyyyl that shiggida diggida just flippity flapped.

This is assuming the obvious point that they're all clones of Bill Cosby.

Anyway, then I'd distract them with some unconsenting white women as I made my escape.

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Shit nigga there's probably not much I could do.

Break a glass bottle and go to town, but then, they've got pads.

Do they have helmets too?

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The Flood / Re: Going to the US for the first time in the summer lads
« on: February 21, 2016, 03:40:45 PM »
Mordo you're doing good by avoiding the south.
ye I'd prefer not to get perforated with bullets in a Wal-Mart or somfin

You're also doing well to avoid their definition of "culture".
Oh, you mean avoiding the friendliest, most honest, most moral, hospitable, and courteous, people in the nation?

Let's not forget southern food culture, which blows watered down northern crap out of the water.

>this is what southerners actually believe
I'm not even a southerner.

I grew up for the most part in Hawaii.
This belief is a product of moving to the south later in life.

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The Flood / Re: Going to the US for the first time in the summer lads
« on: February 21, 2016, 02:32:17 PM »
Go to Detroit
You absolute madman.

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The Flood / Re: Going to the US for the first time in the summer lads
« on: February 21, 2016, 02:31:32 PM »
Mordo you're doing good by avoiding the south.
ye I'd prefer not to get perforated with bullets in a Wal-Mart or somfin

You're also doing well to avoid their definition of "culture".
Oh, you mean avoiding the friendliest, most honest, most moral, hospitable, and courteous, people in the nation?

Let's not forget southern food culture, which blows watered down northern crap out of the water.

Man, I've done my travels and lived everywhere from New York to Hawaii, the south honestly has THE most wholesome all-American culture there is.
You do know anywhere in the world you go to you will be greeted by mostly friendly people.

Food is subjective.

From my travels the North West and New England have more culture.
Septy, you have no taste.

This is very well established.

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The Flood / Re: Going to the US for the first time in the summer lads
« on: February 21, 2016, 02:09:38 PM »
Mordo you're doing good by avoiding the south.
ye I'd prefer not to get perforated with bullets in a Wal-Mart or somfin

You're also doing well to avoid their definition of "culture".
Oh, you mean avoiding the friendliest, most honest, most moral, hospitable, and courteous, people in the nation?

Let's not forget southern food culture, which blows watered down northern crap out of the water.

Man, I've done my travels and lived everywhere from New York to Hawaii, the south honestly has THE most wholesome all-American culture there is.

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The Flood / Re: Going to the US for the first time in the summer lads
« on: February 21, 2016, 02:00:45 PM »
Why would you want to go to NYC?
My fam want to go.
Your fam is retarded
I'm only there for 7 days. Will I get killed by mussies?
There's not much to do in NYC besides shopping.

Sure there's things like the Statue of Liberty and WTC. But all of them can be knocked out in a day. You'll spend most of the day just going into stores.

I would recommend Philadelphia. And are you even visiting any National Parks? It's the main reason why people visit the U.S.
What about the people there? Does the movie meme of New Yorkers being assholes hold any credibility?
Honestly, you'll probably never meet a New Yorker.

95% of all the people you see will be immigrants and tourists.

You need to be a New Yorker, or at least be hanging out with one, to anywhere where they might actually congregate.

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The Flood / Re: You guys are nerds
« on: February 21, 2016, 01:54:19 PM »
#113 hoi

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The Flood / Re: List of people who have to go back
« on: February 21, 2016, 01:52:58 PM »
Thunder
Alphy

Also you leave Zen out of this, he got a US citizenship when we got married.

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The Flood / Re: I found the best movie on Netflix
« on: February 21, 2016, 01:07:40 AM »
Nigga errybady seen Kung Fury before.

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The Flood / Re: What requirements would it take for you to date someone?
« on: February 21, 2016, 01:05:18 AM »
Tbh I want someone who will take care of me.

I definitely want to be the feminine asset in the relationship.

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The Flood / Re: What requirements would it take for you to date someone?
« on: February 21, 2016, 12:52:47 AM »
Daddy issues and a history of sexual abuse.
hiiiiiiiiiii

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Serious / Re: All the science papers in the world
« on: February 20, 2016, 01:59:07 PM »
free information is a human right.
That's not entirely true though.
I remember the stone ages.
No one recognizes a free and unlimited right to information.
Obviously people do, otherwise Sci-Hub wouldn't exist.

Wikipedia would require a subscription.
Free information is the biggest, most supported internet movement of all time.

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The Flood / Re: my new bowl is wonderful
« on: February 20, 2016, 01:35:43 PM »
Man I'm pretty much done smoking weed.

From now on its all liquid dabs and hash oil out of a vape for me.

Don't get me wrong, I love weed, but until its legalized its too much of a risk.

I've already been to jail once over it.

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Serious / Re: All the science papers in the world
« on: February 20, 2016, 01:32:56 PM »
free information is a human right.
That's not entirely true though.
I remember the stone ages.

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The Flood / Re: Portal too _______________
« on: February 20, 2016, 01:31:14 PM »
Stuck between Tamriel and Korriban in its glory days.

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The Flood / Re: Which Watchmen character do you identify with most?
« on: February 20, 2016, 02:36:46 AM »
The great thing about Watchmen is that the characters are so philosophically vibrant.

I really identify with all of the characters on some level.

The Comedian, because I see the world's flaws and deign to be a parody of them.

Rorschach, because of my devotion to the real truth.

Dr. Manhattan, because as I go on I see increasingly that life on earth has had minuscule significance.

It's really a great set of characters.

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The Flood / ITT: we give celebrities clown names
« on: February 20, 2016, 01:56:08 AM »
Morgan Freeman

Freckles the Negroe

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The Flood / Re: The joke was on us all along
« on: February 20, 2016, 01:44:16 AM »
But Steve Buscemi doesn't fear anything
That's why he doesn't stay in heaven.

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The Flood / The joke was on us all along
« on: February 20, 2016, 01:40:12 AM »
Steve Buscemi is god.

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