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6661
« on: February 22, 2016, 11:15:11 PM »
You're not legal in Florida.
Are you implying this will actually stop us?
I can go wherever I want, whenever I want!
I could be there sucking him off tomorrow.
Then do it why don't you 
If that doesn't, you better believe I FUCKING WILL I will be the bane of your slimy yellow worm of a cock you have between your degenerate legs, and JUSTICE will be my blade as it is cleaved from your disease ridden body so that it can never infest the good conscious of another monogamous man ever again. You will rue the very day you lusted after my man, and I will be your undoing as LIGHTNING FROM HEAVEN smites you down to mere ash, and your very existence is erased in all directions, forward and backward. You're fucking dead kiddo.
6662
« on: February 22, 2016, 11:05:15 PM »
How do you not notice that shit
Do you put your spoons head down or something
Uh, yeah. Not to mention I'm just out of it right now on muscle relaxers while I try to finish my lesson plan for tomorrow's evaluation.
Never put your utensils head down dude
It's damp down there and moldy and shit
And the only muscle relaxer you need is my dick
DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING DEATH WISH
I live closer to him and I'm heading down to Florida in the Spring
so...
You're not legal in Florida. Not to mention... I'M AN ADULT I can go wherever I want, whenever I want! I could be there sucking him off tomorrow. BITCH
6663
« on: February 22, 2016, 11:01:35 PM »
Well we don't have the same favorite band 
Spoiler Third Eye Blind all day nigga Holy shit. Could it be that old people.have good taste in music.
6664
« on: February 22, 2016, 10:58:08 PM »
How do you not notice that shit
Do you put your spoons head down or something
Uh, yeah. Not to mention I'm just out of it right now on muscle relaxers while I try to finish my lesson plan for tomorrow's evaluation.
Never put your utensils head down dude
It's damp down there and moldy and shit
And the only muscle relaxer you need is my dick
DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING DEATH WISH
6665
« on: February 22, 2016, 10:51:47 PM »
Are you that one old guy that listens to young people music in order to still feel 'with it'
I'm not old
How old are you?
How old would you guess I am?
40
lol fuck no. I'm 24.
That's old.
WHAT!
I see it this way. I'm old. You're older than me. You're old.
6666
« on: February 22, 2016, 10:46:00 PM »
Are you that one old guy that listens to young people music in order to still feel 'with it'
I'm not old
How old are you?
How old would you guess I am?
40
lol fuck no. I'm 24.
That's old.
Oh
Let's be alone together. We can stay young forever.
6667
« on: February 22, 2016, 10:41:40 PM »
Are you that one old guy that listens to young people music in order to still feel 'with it'
I'm not old
How old are you?
How old would you guess I am?
40
lol fuck no. I'm 24.
That's old.
6668
« on: February 22, 2016, 10:40:09 PM »
How hard is it to wash your stuff properly?
Fuckin degenerate
I didn't wash the shit. I just grabbed it from the kitchen.
Lazy ass mexican. I hope you get buried under the wall
be nice that's my boyfriend
6669
« on: February 22, 2016, 10:38:53 PM »
Are you that one old guy that listens to young people music in order to still feel 'with it'
I'm not old
How old are you?
How old would you guess I am?
40
6670
« on: February 22, 2016, 10:38:11 PM »
Which of the following is NOT a qualitative factor to consider in a make-or-buy decision?
1. The quality of the purchased product.
2. The reliability of the supplier.
3. The variable production cost of the product.
Production cost. What you should be considering is difficulty to produce, because all production costs are significantly lower than MSRP. ie: It's always cheaper to produce it yourself, so there's no reason to consider it in a make-or-buy decision.
6671
« on: February 22, 2016, 10:33:49 PM »
Are you that one old guy that listens to young people music in order to still feel 'with it'
I'm not old
How old are you?
6672
« on: February 22, 2016, 10:23:43 PM »
Lol@both
6673
« on: February 22, 2016, 10:22:58 PM »
Grooooosssss
6674
« on: February 22, 2016, 10:18:52 PM »
Speaking of which.
THE COPS POURED OUT MY BIRTHDAY VODKA
I was like, dude, my mom got me that.
wtf, that's fucked up
how'd they even find out?
The dumbass I've been running with told them it was his. Now, he's 23, so this would usually be a safe bet. HOWEVER They didn't know we had it and didn't have a warrant to search my car, or probable cause. So when they ask if we have anything illegal (keep in mind I'm parked and the keys are on the dash, I wasn't even pulled over, they just stopped to ask wtf I was doing on the side of the road) he mentioned an open bottle. That's usually okay in this situation, right? Wrong, because the shit had a warrant out for his arrest, and as they were arresting him, they couldn't leave me in possession of the bottle.
6675
« on: February 22, 2016, 10:13:52 PM »
How do I cut my bangs so it doesn't look like a botched lobotomy?
You have to wear your hair to both sides instead of one and layer it off in three directions: up, and to each side.
That way your hair looks like it holds your face instead of looking like your wearing three different wigs at once for some strange reason.
This is a problem God dealt with a lot during the universe's teen years : /
But God, my hair doesn't go in the opposite direction, nor do i have defined layers. Thy struggle is real.
God says bangs are probably not for you then.
Nigga I'm starting to think you didn't find God.
I've been hanging out with Steve Buscemi all day. If that's not finding God, I don't know what is.
6676
« on: February 22, 2016, 10:11:02 PM »
How do I cut my bangs so it doesn't look like a botched lobotomy?
You have to wear your hair to both sides instead of one and layer it off in three directions: up, and to each side.
That way your hair looks like it holds your face instead of looking like your wearing three different wigs at once for some strange reason.
This is a problem God dealt with a lot during the universe's teen years : /
But God, my hair doesn't go in the opposite direction, nor do i have defined layers. Thy struggle is real.
God says bangs are probably not for you then.
6677
« on: February 22, 2016, 10:08:25 PM »
It tasted terrible. Like, super super bad. The gag reflex made it even worse, and I had to pretty much force myself to drink it. I threw up quite a few times, too.
But at the end of the day, I got drunk. Not a clean drunk, of course, but still pretty wasted. For me, that was definitely worth it.
Why the fuck didnt you just buy normal alcohol
I'm underage
Speaking of which. THE COPS POURED OUT MY BIRTHDAY VODKA I was like, dude, my mom got me that.
6678
« on: February 22, 2016, 10:06:38 PM »
How do I cut my bangs so it doesn't look like a botched lobotomy?
You have to wear your hair to both sides instead of one and layer it off in three directions: up, and to each side. That way your hair looks like it holds your face instead of looking like your wearing three different wigs at once for some strange reason. This is a problem God dealt with a lot during the universe's teen years : /
6679
« on: February 22, 2016, 10:02:45 PM »
why did psy because a fucking nigger and lock a thread dedicated to fucking daddys cummies
Psy was upset because his crippled body is unworthy of daddy's cummies. However, no matter how broken you may be, if your heart is devout, you may receive God's cummies.
6680
« on: February 22, 2016, 10:00:48 PM »
why is psy hitler?
Psy is not Hitler. He's Joseph Goebbels.
6681
« on: February 22, 2016, 09:55:04 PM »
I found God.
He was under the bed wasn't he
In the closet actually.
6682
« on: February 22, 2016, 09:54:11 PM »
why does france exist?
Satan. The messiah conquered France during his time on earth, but Satan reclaimed it after our sins were forgiven. This is yet another testament to the omnipresent evils in our life, and that the will to resist them, stems from faith.
6683
« on: February 22, 2016, 09:51:30 PM »
I found God.
6684
« on: February 22, 2016, 09:48:49 PM »
6685
« on: February 22, 2016, 09:47:50 PM »
Could he heat up a burrito so hot, that not even he could eat it?
God has eaten every burrito that has been, is, and will be. Every time you eat one, it is only an echo of Him eating one. Largely, whether or not God can eat the burrito, depends on whether or not your faith is strong enough for you to eat the burrito.
6686
« on: February 22, 2016, 09:45:24 PM »
Why didn't you help Hitler? He was doing your work.
God says that Adolf Hitler was the true messiah, not this 'Jesus' people talk about. He died before his work was accomplished as a testament to Satan's inextinguishable presence in our lives. His death alleviates of the burden of sin, but reminds us of evil's presence.
6687
« on: February 22, 2016, 09:41:45 PM »
Why am I losing my hair?
Stress. God says it is your path to move to Jamaica and become a see farming trap.
6688
« on: February 22, 2016, 09:34:56 PM »
Earlier today I found God, and now, through earnest prayer and devout worship, I have formed a direct link to His infinite wisdom.
Ask any question you like, and I will send it to heaven as a prayer so holy, it will fall directly upon God's ears, and His answer will be swift, and it will be good.
6689
« on: February 22, 2016, 09:30:09 PM »
What the fuck is that
6690
« on: February 22, 2016, 09:28:47 PM »
can you get drunk off of cooking sherry? Or is it a rubbing alcohol situation where it will straight-up kill you?
Was it worth it?
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