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The Flood / Re: Identity theft isn't a crime in the UK?
« on: February 23, 2016, 05:57:36 AM »
shall not be infringed
Pretty sure that the US doesn't consider identity theft much of a crime either, actually. It's only when it enters the realm of "aggravated identity theft" (meaning that it happens during or in relation to a type of fraud) that it's criminalized behavior, which is identical to what the UK does.

Spoiler
BRITAIN STRONG

REPEAL THE SECOND
Unauthorized possession of another person's identifying documents or credit/debit cards is a crime in the US.

No fraudulent intent or action is required.
That's interesting. Do you have a source for that?
I got a m8 who went to jail for it.

Found himself a wallet and decided not to turn it in.

The credit card issue is immediately assumed to be fraudulent intent, and carrying not just somebody else's identification, but multiples of your own identification, is against the law.

You cannot carry two ID cards which serve the same purpose.

Possessing another person's SSN card is very illegal.

Passports don't even get me started on.

The only thing I can think of its okay to have is somebody else's birth certificate.
None of that is a source, though.
If firsthand experience doesn't work for you, then not much will.

I'm not digging through the penal code on mobile.

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The Flood / Re: Identity theft isn't a crime in the UK?
« on: February 23, 2016, 05:41:50 AM »
shall not be infringed
Pretty sure that the US doesn't consider identity theft much of a crime either, actually. It's only when it enters the realm of "aggravated identity theft" (meaning that it happens during or in relation to a type of fraud) that it's criminalized behavior, which is identical to what the UK does.

Spoiler
BRITAIN STRONG

REPEAL THE SECOND
Unauthorized possession of another person's identifying documents or credit/debit cards is a crime in the US.

No fraudulent intent or action is required.
That's interesting. Do you have a source for that?
I got a m8 who went to jail for it.

Found himself a wallet and decided not to turn it in.

The credit card issue is immediately assumed to be fraudulent intent, and carrying not just somebody else's identification, but multiples of your own identification, is against the law.

You cannot carry two ID cards which serve the same purpose.

Possessing another person's SSN card is very illegal.

Passports don't even get me started on.

The only thing I can think of its okay to have is somebody else's birth certificate.

6663
The Flood / Re: The end times are upon us, friends
« on: February 23, 2016, 05:25:41 AM »
That's what you get for being subamerican.

6664
The Flood / Re: If you are not American
« on: February 23, 2016, 05:24:12 AM »
What about the people who are not subamericans?
They're American.

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The Flood / Re: Identity theft isn't a crime in the UK?
« on: February 23, 2016, 05:23:21 AM »
shall not be infringed
Pretty sure that the US doesn't consider identity theft much of a crime either, actually. It's only when it enters the realm of "aggravated identity theft" (meaning that it happens during or in relation to a type of fraud) that it's criminalized behavior, which is identical to what the UK does.

Spoiler
BRITAIN STRONG

REPEAL THE SECOND
Unauthorized possession of another person's identifying documents or credit/debit cards is a crime in the US.

No fraudulent intent or action is required.

6666
The Flood / If you are not American
« on: February 23, 2016, 03:38:51 AM »
You are subamerican.

This has been your daily reminder.

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The Flood / Re: Identity theft isn't a crime in the UK?
« on: February 23, 2016, 03:34:07 AM »
No, but just about every form of it can fall under UK deception, fraud or personal data protection laws and can result in both criminal sentences and civil suits for tort.

And thanks to the influence of the CoE and EU, I'd also reckon that UK human rights are generally more fleshed out than those in the US, despite the UK being a bit of a rebellious type of member.
shall not be infringed

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The Flood / Re: TFW the show cuts off at the best part
« on: February 23, 2016, 01:56:29 AM »
The Sopranos

6669
The Flood / Identity theft isn't a crime in the UK?
« on: February 23, 2016, 01:55:29 AM »

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The Flood / Should I become a lounge singer
« on: February 23, 2016, 01:27:00 AM »
Is there even still a market for that sort of thing?

I wanna become a voice actor, but that seems super hard to get into.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s03862o8ls3j

6671
The Flood / Re: I did a thing
« on: February 23, 2016, 01:13:21 AM »
good job posting her image here, creep
Sol already knows her Facebook, Instagram and Snapchat accounts, as well as Bank details and Financial history
She recently purchased a dragon dildo, and has posted on oct8gon.org that she thinks she may be walking into a serial killing.

6672
The Flood / Re: Ask God Anything
« on: February 23, 2016, 12:29:19 AM »
Also that should be your next username.

aREALgod

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The Flood / Re: Ask God Anything
« on: February 23, 2016, 12:28:20 AM »
The REAL God of man is frowning upon you and your stupid mockery of Him. You should feel ashamed, and I'd recommend asking for forgiveness
You have offended God by insinuating he is not the real God, but he will forgive your blind arrogance.

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The Flood / Re: Ask God Anything
« on: February 22, 2016, 11:25:32 PM »
Which of the following is NOT a qualitative factor to consider in a make-or-buy decision?

1. The quality of the purchased product.
2. The reliability of the supplier.
3. The variable production cost of the product.
Production cost.

What you should be considering is difficulty to produce, because all production costs are significantly lower than MSRP.

ie: It's always cheaper to produce it yourself, so there's no reason to consider it in a make-or-buy decision.

The answer was 3.
Yeah, that's what God said.

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You're not legal in Florida.

Are you implying this will actually stop us?

Quote
I can go wherever I want, whenever I want!

I could be there sucking him off tomorrow.

Then do it why don't you  8) 8) 8)
If that doesn't, you better believe

I FUCKING WILL

I will be the bane of your slimy yellow worm of a cock you have between your degenerate legs, and JUSTICE will be my blade as it is cleaved from your disease ridden body so that it can never infest the good conscious of another monogamous man ever again.

You will rue the very day you lusted after my man, and I will be your undoing as LIGHTNING FROM HEAVEN smites you down to mere ash, and your very existence is erased in all directions, forward and backward.

You're fucking dead kiddo.

What was that?
I can't hear you over all this gay sex me and Zen will soon be having
Sorry, its getting hard to respond with Zen's cock as far down my throat as it is.

6676
You're not legal in Florida.

Are you implying this will actually stop us?

Quote
I can go wherever I want, whenever I want!

I could be there sucking him off tomorrow.

Then do it why don't you  8) 8) 8)
If that doesn't, you better believe

I FUCKING WILL

I will be the bane of your slimy yellow worm of a cock you have between your degenerate legs, and JUSTICE will be my blade as it is cleaved from your disease ridden body so that it can never infest the good conscious of another monogamous man ever again.

You will rue the very day you lusted after my man, and I will be your undoing as LIGHTNING FROM HEAVEN smites you down to mere ash, and your very existence is erased in all directions, forward and backward.

You're fucking dead kiddo.

6677
How do you not notice that shit
Do you put your spoons head down or something
Uh, yeah. Not to mention I'm just out of it right now on muscle relaxers while I try to finish my lesson plan for tomorrow's evaluation.

Never put your utensils head down dude
It's damp down there and moldy and shit

And the only muscle relaxer you need is my dick
DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING DEATH WISH
I live closer to him and I'm heading down to Florida in the Spring

so...
You're not legal in Florida.

 8)

Not to mention...

I'M AN ADULT

I can go wherever I want, whenever I want!

I could be there sucking him off tomorrow.

BITCH

6678
The Flood / Re: Do you like "old school" music?
« on: February 22, 2016, 11:01:35 PM »
Well we don't have the same favorite band  :(

Spoiler
Third Eye Blind all day nigga
Holy shit.

Could it be that old people.have good taste in music.

6679
How do you not notice that shit
Do you put your spoons head down or something
Uh, yeah. Not to mention I'm just out of it right now on muscle relaxers while I try to finish my lesson plan for tomorrow's evaluation.

Never put your utensils head down dude
It's damp down there and moldy and shit

And the only muscle relaxer you need is my dick
DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING DEATH WISH

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The Flood / Re: Do you like "old school" music?
« on: February 22, 2016, 10:51:47 PM »

6682
The Flood / Re: Do you like "old school" music?
« on: February 22, 2016, 10:41:40 PM »

6683
How hard is it to wash your stuff properly?
Fuckin degenerate
I didn't wash the shit. I just grabbed it from the kitchen.
Lazy ass mexican.  I hope you get buried under the wall
be nice that's my boyfriend

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The Flood / Re: Do you like "old school" music?
« on: February 22, 2016, 10:38:53 PM »
Are you that one old guy that listens to young people music in order to still feel 'with it'

I'm not old
How old are you?

How old would you guess I am?
40

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The Flood / Re: Ask God Anything
« on: February 22, 2016, 10:38:11 PM »
Which of the following is NOT a qualitative factor to consider in a make-or-buy decision?

1. The quality of the purchased product.
2. The reliability of the supplier.
3. The variable production cost of the product.
Production cost.

What you should be considering is difficulty to produce, because all production costs are significantly lower than MSRP.

ie: It's always cheaper to produce it yourself, so there's no reason to consider it in a make-or-buy decision.

6686
The Flood / Re: Do you like "old school" music?
« on: February 22, 2016, 10:33:49 PM »
Are you that one old guy that listens to young people music in order to still feel 'with it'

I'm not old
How old are you?

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The Flood / Re: Do you like "old school" music?
« on: February 22, 2016, 10:23:43 PM »
Lol@both

6688
Grooooosssss

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The Flood / Re: After all the salt... I have to ask you
« on: February 22, 2016, 10:18:52 PM »
Speaking of which.


THE COPS POURED OUT MY BIRTHDAY VODKA

I was like, dude, my mom got me that.
wtf, that's fucked up

how'd they even find out?
The dumbass I've been running with told them it was his.

Now, he's 23, so this would usually be a safe bet.

HOWEVER

They didn't know we had it and didn't have a warrant to search my car, or probable cause.

So when they ask if we have anything illegal (keep in mind I'm parked and the keys are on the dash, I wasn't even pulled over, they just stopped to ask wtf I was doing on the side of the road) he mentioned an open bottle.

That's usually okay in this situation, right?

Wrong, because the shit had a warrant out for his arrest, and as they were arresting him, they couldn't leave me in possession of the bottle.

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The Flood / Re: Ask God Anything
« on: February 22, 2016, 10:13:52 PM »
How do I cut my bangs so it doesn't look like a botched lobotomy?
You have to wear your hair to both sides instead of one and layer it off in three directions: up, and to each side.

That way your hair looks like it holds your face instead of looking like your wearing three different wigs at once for some strange reason.

This is a problem God dealt with a lot during the universe's teen years : /
But God, my hair doesn't go in the opposite direction, nor do i have defined layers.  Thy struggle is real.
God says bangs are probably not for you then.
Nigga I'm starting to think you didn't find God.
I've been hanging out with Steve Buscemi all day.

If that's not finding God, I don't know what is.

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