Was that one pretty girl in school who was really mean.

Damn rocket you really blew a chance to be cunty on that one.

You think I was pretty?

OT:LCs grandma

It's somewhat nippy here right now.

Guess the earth is trying to kill is all.

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i'm sure that looks spectacular on mobile

You're god damn right it does.

so it's all jumbled?

it's supposed to be a skeleton lol

on mobile it looks like a very long penis

no it doesn't

maybe your screen is wider than  mine, but from where I'm sitting it has balls and everything

Even some ejaculate coming out of the tip

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i'm sure that looks spectacular on mobile

You're god damn right it does.

so it's all jumbled?

it's supposed to be a skeleton lol

on mobile it looks like a very long penis

A door

An insufferable cunt

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Cool, have another.

Here's the album
There are a few repeats, sorry for that.

Good shit.

Here's about sixty of mine.

I have more on my laptop that are in all honesty danker, but I can't get to them right now.

http://imgur.com/a/MbCAY

You guys don't have percentages?

I can buy:
Whole : Red
2% : Dark Blue
1% : Light Blue
Skim : Pink

Are you okay with Imgur albums, or do you prefer me to embed every single one of them?

albums are cool

What the hell is a pape?

Welcome to the world of papes

I'm sure I'll be able to find many firsthand accounts stating that the fuhrer's penis was hearty, and thirty inches when erect.

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I had some the other day but they weren't very, I'll look out for some south African imports.

Time of year and country of origin determines how good

I haven't quite figured the growing seasons globally but

At the moment SA -> Good
Israeli - Shit as usual
Indonesia - No harvest

rules of thumb

Indonesian/Far east - God Tier
South African - Hit and Miss but leans towards good
Israeli - Bitter as gaza tears
American - unrated because the UK doesn't import them from there for some reason, probably EU rules on DTT or something

That's probably because they're not a common crop.
There are a few growers in southern Florida, but other than that they're not really grown here.

>commie chinese redfruit

21 is a fine drinking age.

Anyway, it's stuck now, because lowering it would only cause disaster.

21 is a drinking age imposed by the federal government through dirty backward politics to take the wind out of young people who would've voted Reagan out of office.

Anyway I highly doubt repealing a law after only thirty years would cause disaster.

Look at the repeal of prohibition in Colorado, nothing bad has happened yet.

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shall not be infringed

Pretty sure that the US doesn't consider identity theft much of a crime either, actually. It's only when it enters the realm of "aggravated identity theft" (meaning that it happens during or in relation to a type of fraud) that it's criminalized behavior, which is identical to what the UK does.

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REPEAL THE SECOND

Unauthorized possession of another person's identifying documents or credit/debit cards is a crime in the US.

No fraudulent intent or action is required.

That's interesting. Do you have a source for that?

I got a m8 who went to jail for it.

Found himself a wallet and decided not to turn it in.

The credit card issue is immediately assumed to be fraudulent intent, and carrying not just somebody else's identification, but multiples of your own identification, is against the law.

You cannot carry two ID cards which serve the same purpose.

Possessing another person's SSN card is very illegal.

Passports don't even get me started on.

The only thing I can think of its okay to have is somebody else's birth certificate.

None of that is a source, though.

If firsthand experience doesn't work for you, then not much will.

I'm not digging through the penal code on mobile.

Firsthand experience tends to often be biased and not too reliable. Sorry, but "it happened to my mate once" is not enough of a reason for me to just believe that all unauthorized possession of identification documents is a crime in the entirety US.

I've just done a bit of digging myself and found these two statutes of federal criminal law relating to identity theft in the US.

18 US Code 1028: making it a crime to knowingly transfer or use, without lawful authority, a means of identification of another person with the intent to commit, or to aid or abet, any unlawful activity that constitutes a violation of Federal law. It criminalizes the production / usage of false ID's, the possession of another person's documents with criminal intent and so forth. Doesn't seem to say anything about mere possession of someone else's documents or credit cards.

18 US Code 1028A: making "aggravated" identity theft a crime, meaning that you use identity theft as a means to commit other more serious felonies listed in the statute.

So it's possible that you don't know the whole story of what happened to your friend and that there was more to it than someone just hanging on to a wallet they found. Or, which is also a real possibility, it might be so that your state or area has its own more stringent laws on identity theft than those that exist on a federal level. Either way, I'm really not seeing a reason to believe that the mere unauthorized possession of someone else's identifying documents is a crime in all of the US and is prosecuted under "identity theft".

lolnigga those are federal codes

You'll find that most states have common laws that are not ratified at the federal level.

For example, prostitution is illegal in all states, save Nevada.

When somebody says something is illegal in the US, like drinking under the age of 21, its generally just a very common state law.

Sorry for the lack of clarity.

The federal government likes to push its agenda 'without infringing' on states rights by threatening to cut highway funding.

That being said, mere possession can usually be considered intent on the federal level, but can you guess when the last time I heard an officer quote US law, or check their US penal code was?

Never not once.

So for the most part unless you're being arrested by the FBI you may as well ignore federal laws.

I'll find a few quotes from the penal codes of various states when I get home.