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6541
« on: February 24, 2016, 10:58:03 PM »
And yet your phone still gets service?
It costs like a dollar a day ao yeah.
Having a working phone is possibly the highest priority.
If you can't communicate with others, then you're truly 100% fucked.
couldn't you just go to a library and use one of their PC's or something? A few homeless people do that around here.
Yeah, I do that sometimes.
I should probably be clear, the only reason I don't have a job currently is that I don't need one.
I have money in the bank.
I'm living in my car because I'm not sure I want to settle down here, so getting an apartment amd job would be pointless.
i think you're just on the run for that armed heist with Smiggs.
>.> <.< no...
6542
« on: February 24, 2016, 10:56:38 PM »
And yet your phone still gets service?
It costs like a dollar a day ao yeah.
Having a working phone is possibly the highest priority.
If you can't communicate with others, then you're truly 100% fucked.
You got anybody helping you out on your end of things?
Not really. My dad does nice things every now and again, but its hit or miss with him. One day he might put me up in a hotel with points he's earned through frequent stays, and the very next he might tell me to stay away from him and his family. I don't really feel like I need it though.
6543
« on: February 24, 2016, 10:53:48 PM »
And yet your phone still gets service?
It costs like a dollar a day ao yeah.
Having a working phone is possibly the highest priority.
If you can't communicate with others, then you're truly 100% fucked.
couldn't you just go to a library and use one of their PC's or something? A few homeless people do that around here.
Yeah, I do that sometimes. I should probably be clear, the only reason I don't have a job currently is that I don't need one. I have money in the bank. I'm living in my car because I'm not sure I want to settle down here, so getting an apartment amd job would be pointless.
6544
« on: February 24, 2016, 10:44:20 PM »
And yet your phone still gets service?
It costs like a dollar a day ao yeah. Having a working phone is possibly the highest priority. If you can't communicate with others, then you're truly 100% fucked.
6545
« on: February 24, 2016, 10:25:14 PM »
Huh, das doesnt live that far from me
I think Das is from PA.
he does
>Das is from PA
>Das is from
>is from
>he does
6546
« on: February 24, 2016, 10:20:02 PM »
But it feels so constitutional right.
6547
« on: February 24, 2016, 10:04:01 PM »
Are you a hobo?
I live in my car. However, I wear clean clothes and am freshly shaven. Hair is recently dyed and cut. I just bought my coat new last week. I guess the only thing that tipped her off is all the walking around the streets I've been doing since my car broke down. So, homeless yes, a hobo, no. Spoiler Although I admittedly took a nap in an alley today.
6548
« on: February 24, 2016, 09:56:43 PM »
Dawg that lo cal diet cannot be healthy for somebody who routinely works out.
6549
« on: February 24, 2016, 09:51:46 PM »
This girl sees me around town all the time and made a care package for me.
Apparently she had been keeping it in her car until she next saw me.
There's some food and a jacket and a blanket.
I feel like its not stuff I need, but the gesture was so kind and thoughtful I couldn't say no.
6550
« on: February 24, 2016, 09:42:26 PM »
You wanna make it seem like the best deal there is the shittiest buy and they'd be better off with something more extravagant.
Most of your sales are going to fall in the cozy middle ground, and believe it or not you can get somebody to buy something they don't need by shitting on all the products below and above your optimal sales range.
By shitting on the expensive phones and plans you endear yourself as an honest person and not a sleaz who's just trying to peddle crap.
6551
« on: February 24, 2016, 09:37:18 PM »
Well, not changed, but put ir RIGHT next to mine.
whoever did that is a legend
But I already am a legend.
did you lecome begend
Yes. I starred in a shitty Will Smith movie where I am the last man alive.
Did you have a really good thing going with a cool dog but then some bitch wanted to move in and ruined everything?
Yeah, it was great before she came too. That bitch from the movie rental place gave good head and didn't nag. Now this hag comes, brings her kid, and eats all my damn bacon.
Dude shit the exact same thing happened to me once. I was about to become legend and it was super dank but then some faggot community manager fucked me in the ass, and the company he worked for took a massive shit on me and my friends.
6552
« on: February 24, 2016, 09:34:56 PM »
I have more time spent on here than my most played games
How the fuck
Wow. The only games I can think of that tops my online time here are Skyrim, and Destiny update installation screens.
6553
« on: February 24, 2016, 09:31:00 PM »
Well, not changed, but put ir RIGHT next to mine.
whoever did that is a legend
But I already am a legend.
did you lecome begend
Yes. I starred in a shitty Will Smith movie where I am the last man alive.
Did you have a really good thing going with a cool dog but then some bitch wanted to move in and ruined everything?
6554
« on: February 24, 2016, 09:27:14 PM »
Well, not changed, but put ir RIGHT next to mine.
whoever did that is a legend
But I already am a legend.
did you lecome begend
6555
« on: February 24, 2016, 09:25:22 PM »
Well, not changed, but put ir RIGHT next to mine.
whoever did that is a legend
6556
« on: February 24, 2016, 09:23:51 PM »
if you weren't part of the Original Meme Trio of 2014 you can't be acting like you're tough shit
Remember before memes were memes and shitposts were the stuff of legend.
6557
« on: February 24, 2016, 08:43:12 PM »
Lemon's location tho
Uganda be kidding me
6558
« on: February 24, 2016, 07:02:10 PM »
I'm not entirely sure that post was a single coherent thought.
6559
« on: February 24, 2016, 06:16:15 PM »
Shishka
6560
« on: February 24, 2016, 06:13:27 PM »
>tfw she's only seen the Force Awakens for Star Wars
Star Wars is fucking gay, who even cares?
It's something I've loved since I was 7, you wouldn't understand nigga. I'll still let her suck on my lightsaber even though she hasn't seen the glorious OT.
http://i.imgur.com/XPdEsRN.gif
6561
« on: February 24, 2016, 06:10:27 PM »
Everyone is a year behind the times in UP Michigan.
My dad is just now discovering "deez nuts," and he says it all the time.
That's so weird, you mom discovered deez nuts last night.
6562
« on: February 24, 2016, 05:49:00 PM »
remember embyle5908?
what happened to those days, when one meme was indistinguishable from another?
That was during the ironic meme phase. Memes are meta-ironic now
6563
« on: February 24, 2016, 04:17:52 PM »
6564
« on: February 24, 2016, 03:57:57 PM »
Let's talk about this DAS tier shit.  This is our admin everybody. Now I know why nobody has gotten blowjobs from Ender, she's too busy being extorted into giving them to LC.
6565
« on: February 24, 2016, 03:50:32 PM »
They also let people drive at 16, which is pretty weird too.
Not as weird as putting mayonnaise on fries
You don't know what you're missing.
No, we have mayonnaise here, we've done it before, we just know better than to do the same disgusting thing twice.
6566
« on: February 24, 2016, 03:28:46 PM »
6567
« on: February 24, 2016, 02:56:57 PM »
The marines could do a lot of damage but I can't really see them mowing down 120,000 men. Ameriburger tech isn't THAT good.
why mow down 120,000 when whole regiments will be surrendering after a hundred or so?
>Britannia
>surrendering
You say that like its not exactly what happened.
6568
« on: February 24, 2016, 02:49:51 PM »
tfw I'll never have typing mistakes again on PC because of an add-on I have for Chrome.
>using chrome
>ever
Must be nice ti be spied on by Google more than das wishes he could.
>implying I care
I'm a teenager, I'm used to my mom keeping tabs on everything I do.
gay
6569
« on: February 24, 2016, 02:29:42 PM »
Am the only person who doesn't routinely have this problem?
6570
« on: February 24, 2016, 02:23:08 PM »
Aren't memes by definition something that is spread widely? If it's unique to you it's not a meme.
By definition memes are the way society evolves, so yeas,they must be shared commonly.
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