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The Flood / Re: Need to make $100 in the next 2 days fml
« on: March 03, 2016, 01:16:46 AM »
Dude you keep needing money for nondescript reasons and I'm seriously thinking that you're juicing so please don't.
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The Flood / Re: Need to make $100 in the next 2 days fml« on: March 03, 2016, 01:16:46 AM »
Dude you keep needing money for nondescript reasons and I'm seriously thinking that you're juicing so please don't.
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The Flood / Re: Episode I: The Phantom Chad« on: March 02, 2016, 09:25:05 PM »You don't have to have a house to be a gentleman.Who would have thought homelessness was so attractive.You're a pig.Episode III: All Too EasyKek. People disparage me, but I have convinced four girls to suck my cock on the first date. This last one would have if she wasn't sick. She's coming over Sunday to have fun with me. 6425
The Flood / Re: Thank you, Lord JESUS for President Trump« on: March 02, 2016, 09:17:25 PM »
Jebs face when
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The Flood / Re: Episode I: The Phantom Chad« on: March 02, 2016, 09:06:53 PM »You're a pig.Episode III: All Too EasyKek. People disparage me, but I have convinced four girls to suck my cock on the first date. This last one would have if she wasn't sick. She's coming over Sunday to have fun with me. Blowjobs aren't a relationship goal. And considering I usually fuck on the first date you can kill yourself. 6427
The Flood / Re: Could you date an adult film star?« on: March 02, 2016, 09:04:11 PM »
Nah, I'm the jealous type.
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The Flood / Re: I don't see myself being an office drone...« on: March 02, 2016, 07:25:14 PM »If people didn't enjoy their work society never would have come this far.Lol. DUMB SACK OF SHITLearn to separate pleasure from profession. The two don't and shouldn't mix.Passion is the catalyst of progress. U M B S A C K O F S H I T Spoiler Seriously, you have the philosophical opinions of a thirteen year old. 6429
The Flood / Re: What's Your Age Cut-off for Dirty Stuff?« on: March 02, 2016, 07:20:38 PM »
17 to 25
Just where I feel comfortable getting it on. I feel like sixteen year olds are immature, and anybody older than 25 is too grown up. 6430
The Flood / Re: I don't see myself being an office drone...« on: March 02, 2016, 07:16:11 PM »Learn to separate pleasure from profession. The two don't and shouldn't mix.This is a shitty philosophy. If people didn't enjoy their work society never would have come this far. Passion is the catalyst of progress. 6431
The Flood / Re: How can our intel be real if our spies arent real?« on: March 02, 2016, 04:48:42 PM »
Luckily there's still AMD
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The Flood / Re: No Balls« on: March 02, 2016, 04:40:23 PM »Very nice.So, what you're saying is you will not personally do anything about this?He's right though, mods let other mods handle shit being thrown at them (if it bothers them that is) because it's not good form.>literal excuses for being a bitchLol, he got LC to do it. Pussy. Saved. 6433
The Flood / Re: Perhaps I should explain« on: March 02, 2016, 04:36:22 PM »maybe you should likeBut Das. She believes all women belong in the kitchen. 6434
The Flood / Re: Perhaps I should explain« on: March 02, 2016, 04:32:19 PM »
Oh plus we were watching Wilfred which is a trip all by itself.
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The Flood / Perhaps I should explain« on: March 02, 2016, 04:31:36 PM »
Yes, I had a bad trip last night.
The girl I'm seeing got me sick, which does not bode well with my psyche. Ever since last September, every time I've been sick I've started hallucinating. So I was already pretty deep by the time she handed me the bowl, and we started smoking. Maybe I'm the first guy to ever trip on weed. 6436
The Flood / Re: my girlfriend said she's thinking about suicide...« on: March 01, 2016, 11:57:33 PM »
I picture the two of you as being like, twelve year old Mexicans.
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The Flood / Please help me I hear voices« on: March 01, 2016, 11:48:28 PM »
Dude the fucking world is melting and I'm about to fall apart.
Like the colossus at Rhodes I'm crumbling down piece by piece. I'm hella scared bro and I don't know what to do. The voices want something but I don't know what. My phone is melting I mu hands like seriously turning to liquid holy fucking shit now I'm underwater and upside down and shit. I should probably stop typing before I die but yo think dank thoughts okay. 6438
The Flood / Re: Afraid of talking to friends« on: March 01, 2016, 11:37:40 PM »
What the fuck is happening in this thread.
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The Flood / Re: Let's talk about cuddling instead of sex« on: March 01, 2016, 11:34:45 PM »
Dawg I've slept with this girl three times now and never once fucked her.
I know the struggle of the cuddle. 6440
The Flood / Re: Discord Chat« on: February 29, 2016, 12:49:15 AM »
Maybe change this to be a sep7agon multimedia page including our Discord, Skype, Steam, Bungie, Twitter, and Facebook groups?
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The Flood / Re: Just went on a date« on: February 28, 2016, 10:54:21 PM »Hopefully she's seen the original trilogy.Nigger, I honestly dgaf. She also weighs like 100 lbs so keep your dick in your whale nip laced pants. 6442
The Flood / Re: The bones take so long to memorize« on: February 28, 2016, 10:10:13 PM »
Thank mr skeltal
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The Flood / Re: The South isn't racist« on: February 28, 2016, 01:32:37 PM »The espositions of racists do not alter the reality of American Slavery. 6444
The Flood / Re: is ender under water« on: February 28, 2016, 12:05:11 PM »Ye but that was a while ago and the water was pretty murky green.I've gone snorkeling, it was a lot of fun and I found a sunken ship.ohNo but she belongs thereum wow what the fuck goots 6445
The Flood / Re: Just went on a date« on: February 28, 2016, 11:31:33 AM »nice memesGUYSwhat kind of memes 6447
The Flood / Re: Just went on a date« on: February 28, 2016, 10:33:36 AM »So much for being gay, huh?I was always bi. 6448
The Flood / Re: Just went on a date« on: February 28, 2016, 10:08:56 AM »Is it that one chick who gave you the care package?No, she's a waitress. 6449
The Flood / Re: Just went on a date« on: February 28, 2016, 03:31:35 AM »What's next?On our way to her place to get high. 6450
The Flood / AMA Just went on a date« on: February 28, 2016, 02:55:44 AM »
Took her out for dinner, then we split an ice cream sundae.
She has a bangin sense of humor and lit taste in music, and I'm seriously enthusiastic about where this might go. |