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« on: March 07, 2016, 01:26:29 AM »
Yeah as a matter of fact im drinking a sprite right now.
6332
« on: March 07, 2016, 12:53:46 AM »
Please return to your cuckshed.
To be cucked you must have had sex with a woman.
Tell me, virgin, what's worse? To have sex and then be cucked, or to have never had sex at all?
Feeling the need to brag about your sex to a bunch of teenagers when you're in your thirties is below not having had sex, I'd say.
Except talking about it isn't bragging. That's the difference. You guys act like the subject itself is taboo.
You just insulted someone over the fact that you've had sex and they haven't.
And he insulted me over my wife of 15 years cheating on me. So fuck him and you too.
If you don't like my posts, then mute me. I could give a flying fuck if anyone likes them.
It's still bragging, just saying.
I'm not actually being that serious, and don't have that much of a problem with you. So I'm not going to mute you. Yo're welcome to mute me if you're actually bothered by it though.
Hey guys, I did a cool thing [went to a concert, met a celebrity, drove a nice car, bought a new knife] Have you ever done anything like that? STOP BRAGGING
6333
« on: March 07, 2016, 12:36:24 AM »
343 is fucking stupid
Chief should not only be a good head taller than Locke, he should've knocked him out cold with the first punch
If they weren't wearing helmets I'm sure he would've, but the fact remains that I can take a baseball bat to the head and remain conscious while wearing a much less advanced helmet.
6334
« on: March 07, 2016, 12:34:32 AM »
Errefuta
6335
« on: March 07, 2016, 12:32:50 AM »
Col. Ackerson's little brother acts like a little bitch until both go home. 
6336
« on: March 07, 2016, 12:17:05 AM »
Chain burger joint with an "Islands" theme Three words: Big Kahuna Burger Spoiler At least that's where my boss's associates like to eat.
6337
« on: March 07, 2016, 12:13:35 AM »
WTF is your avatar.
I'm not quite sure, but I can tell you that it isn't better than badoo.
6338
« on: March 06, 2016, 05:08:58 PM »
I'd be glad that society had finally caught up with /fa/ and truly looked it's best for the first time.
6339
« on: March 06, 2016, 04:28:24 PM »
Of course, there hasn't ever been any lobster involved in any of my relationships, but the idea is p fundamentally true
6340
« on: March 06, 2016, 04:27:17 PM »
When you say lobster entitles you to something
And she agree
6341
« on: March 06, 2016, 04:23:25 PM »
Chipotle and sushi is like, 99% of my diet.
6342
« on: March 06, 2016, 04:13:39 PM »
I think you watch more TV than the rest of us do.
I'm one of those unicorns who watches TV way more than I play video games
I don't really do much of either anymore :/
6343
« on: March 06, 2016, 04:10:42 PM »
I think you watch more TV than the rest of us do.
6344
« on: March 06, 2016, 02:11:52 PM »
0:02 I can't unsee thst they just took a still drawing and just moved it around
yeah that's p laughable
6345
« on: March 06, 2016, 01:45:26 PM »
Well shit.
6346
« on: March 06, 2016, 01:43:55 PM »
bro are you sure you're not gay?
He wants to be fucked in the ass Das. You do the math.
6347
« on: March 06, 2016, 01:42:12 PM »
Okay
6348
« on: March 06, 2016, 12:09:06 PM »
Don't these never turn out well?
I mean. Duh. Anime never turns out well.
But especially when it's based on a game, right?
It's my understanding that the F-Zero anime was pretty good.
6349
« on: March 06, 2016, 12:07:18 PM »
Yeah, I loved that part. It was hilarious.
You must not be an avid Family Guy viewer. The whole joke is that, for the five hundreth time, Peter is off doing some zany, wacky, idiotic scheme. Throughout the whole show, Lois just takes it, just watches him, just lets him have his way. But fourteen seasons in, she just can't take it anymore and gives Peter the beating he's deserved for years.
If you think this is controversial or over-the-top in any way, you haven't watched Family Guy. Remember when they had an actual domestic abuse plotline? When Stewie tortured Brian to the point of burning him with a flamethrower? When there was literally a plotline where Peter tried to give Lois a miscarriage? Offensiveness is this show's bread and butter, the scene from Shot In The Dark was nothing.
So, you DO like dark humor? Or you only like dark humor when it's done extremely poorly?
Oh just go the fuck away there's no reason to deal this thread.
6350
« on: March 06, 2016, 12:02:00 PM »
I can't give you props because you obviously didn't come up with that yourself.
If you google 'John Stamos running for senate' This is the first page that comes up. This is so bad that Im honestly surprised it hasn't been thought of before.
6351
« on: March 06, 2016, 05:22:27 AM »
Apparently, the house was full
6352
« on: March 06, 2016, 04:10:47 AM »
Yeah, I loved that part. It was hilarious.
You must not be an avid Family Guy viewer. The whole joke is that, for the five hundreth time, Peter is off doing some zany, wacky, idiotic scheme. Throughout the whole show, Lois just takes it, just watches him, just lets him have his way. But fourteen seasons in, she just can't take it anymore and gives Peter the beating he's deserved for years.
If you think this is controversial or over-the-top in any way, you haven't watched Family Guy. Remember when they had an actual domestic abuse plotline? When Stewie tortured Brian to the point of burning him with a flamethrower? When there was literally a plotline where Peter tried to give Lois a miscarriage? Offensiveness is this show's bread and butter, the scene from Shot In The Dark was nothing.
That was literally disgusting to read. Family Guy is shit.
6353
« on: March 06, 2016, 03:22:37 AM »
ITT people make terrible choices
6354
« on: March 06, 2016, 03:18:04 AM »
Good times
6355
« on: March 06, 2016, 02:39:29 AM »
6356
« on: March 06, 2016, 12:59:31 AM »
Jameson's
6357
« on: March 05, 2016, 11:14:33 PM »
What was bottoming like?
I've been on both ends. I enjoyed it. The moment when the other person comes is pure ecstasy.
6358
« on: March 05, 2016, 10:55:38 PM »
What position were you?
hoi I've been on both ends.
6359
« on: March 05, 2016, 09:18:40 PM »
That's the first time Lord has gotten legitimately furious at me. Now I know what he's self conscious about. Glorious.
^lmao this retard thinks nexus is me
Oh, just realized. Well he's a prepubescent Macklemore.
Still banged hotter chicks than you so LMAO
Still can grow more facial hair than you so LMAO
I can though. I shave every other day.
Your face looks like a baby's ass mate, and I have fucked hot girls.
How heavy was the hottest girl you fucked?
Also, obligatory.
Pudgy face.
I know 
6360
« on: March 05, 2016, 09:17:45 PM »
Is there anybody here that actually had anal sex?
hoi
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