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The Flood / Re: Christianity proves Gay Sex is the best sex
« on: March 06, 2016, 01:43:55 PM »
bro are you sure you're not gay?
He wants to be fucked in the ass Das.

You do the math.

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The Flood / Re: nobody post
« on: March 06, 2016, 01:42:12 PM »
Okay

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The Flood / Re: Ace Attorney anime
« on: March 06, 2016, 12:09:06 PM »
Don't these never turn out well?

I mean. Duh. Anime never turns out well.

But especially when it's based on a game, right?
It's my understanding that the F-Zero anime was pretty good.

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The Flood / Re: I decided to watch Family Guy today
« on: March 06, 2016, 12:07:18 PM »
Yeah, I loved that part. It was hilarious.

You must not be an avid Family Guy viewer. The whole joke is that, for the five hundreth time, Peter is off doing some zany, wacky, idiotic scheme. Throughout the whole show, Lois just takes it, just watches him, just lets him have his way. But fourteen seasons in, she just can't take it anymore and gives Peter the beating he's deserved for years.

If you think this is controversial or over-the-top in any way, you haven't watched Family Guy. Remember when they had an actual domestic abuse plotline? When Stewie tortured Brian to the point of burning him with a flamethrower? When there was literally a plotline where Peter tried to give Lois a miscarriage? Offensiveness is this show's bread and butter, the scene from Shot In The Dark was nothing.
So, you DO like dark humor? Or you only like dark humor when it's done extremely poorly?
Oh just go the fuck away there's no reason to deal this thread.

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The Flood / Re: John Stamos has decided to run for senate
« on: March 06, 2016, 12:02:00 PM »
I can't give you props because you obviously didn't come up with that yourself.
If you google 'John Stamos running for senate'

This is the first page that comes up.
This is so bad that Im honestly surprised it hasn't been thought of before.

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The Flood / John Stamos has decided to run for senate
« on: March 06, 2016, 05:22:27 AM »
Apparently, the house was full

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The Flood / Re: I decided to watch Family Guy today
« on: March 06, 2016, 04:10:47 AM »
Yeah, I loved that part. It was hilarious.

You must not be an avid Family Guy viewer. The whole joke is that, for the five hundreth time, Peter is off doing some zany, wacky, idiotic scheme. Throughout the whole show, Lois just takes it, just watches him, just lets him have his way. But fourteen seasons in, she just can't take it anymore and gives Peter the beating he's deserved for years.

If you think this is controversial or over-the-top in any way, you haven't watched Family Guy. Remember when they had an actual domestic abuse plotline? When Stewie tortured Brian to the point of burning him with a flamethrower? When there was literally a plotline where Peter tried to give Lois a miscarriage? Offensiveness is this show's bread and butter, the scene from Shot In The Dark was nothing.
That was literally disgusting to read.

Family Guy is shit.

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The Flood / Re: What song plays when you enter a Room?
« on: March 06, 2016, 03:22:37 AM »
ITT people make terrible choices

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The Flood / Remember when there was no maximum font size
« on: March 06, 2016, 03:18:04 AM »
Good times

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The Flood / Re: What song plays when you enter a Room?
« on: March 06, 2016, 02:39:29 AM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Favorite Alcoholic Beverages?
« on: March 06, 2016, 12:59:31 AM »
Jameson's

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The Flood / Re: Anal
« on: March 05, 2016, 11:14:33 PM »
What was bottoming like?

I've been on both ends.
I enjoyed it.

The moment when the other person comes is pure ecstasy.

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The Flood / Re: Anal
« on: March 05, 2016, 10:55:38 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Picture Thread (Version 3.0)
« on: March 05, 2016, 09:18:40 PM »
That's the first time Lord has gotten legitimately furious at me. Now I know what he's self conscious about. Glorious.

^lmao this retard thinks nexus is me
Oh, just realized. Well he's a prepubescent Macklemore.
Still banged hotter chicks than you so LMAO
Still can grow more facial hair than you so LMAO
I can though. I shave every other day.
Your face looks like a baby's ass mate, and I have fucked hot girls.
How heavy was the hottest girl you fucked?

Also, obligatory.
Spoiler
Pudgy face.
I know  :'(

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The Flood / Re: Anal
« on: March 05, 2016, 09:17:45 PM »
Is there anybody here that actually had anal sex?
hoi

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The Flood / Re: Jaden Smith Models Women's Clothing
« on: March 05, 2016, 09:14:23 PM »
He wouldn't have turned out this way if he had listened to more of his dad's clean rap.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone watching Dragon Ball Super
« on: March 05, 2016, 09:04:18 PM »
ready to see vegeta vs cabba  8)
Lol that reminds me of the time Vegeta destroyed the punching machine at the World Martial Arts Tournament.

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Picture Thread (Version 3.0)
« on: March 05, 2016, 08:48:01 PM »
That's the first time Lord has gotten legitimately furious at me. Now I know what he's self conscious about. Glorious.

^lmao this retard thinks nexus is me
Oh, just realized. Well he's a prepubescent Macklemore.
Still banged hotter chicks than you so LMAO
Still can grow more facial hair than you so LMAO
I can though. I shave every other day.
Your face looks like a baby's ass mate, and I have fucked hot girls.
How heavy was the hottest girl you fucked?

Also, obligatory.
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: My friend hates DBZ for one reason
« on: March 05, 2016, 07:42:30 PM »
Cooler isn't canon and I don't recall King Cold being confirmed as stronger than Frieza.

But yeah DBZ has a shit ton of ego boosting. That was pretty much Cell's whole shtick.
Please please please please stop saying Frieza.

The funimation dub spelling is NOT canon.
Freeza isn't canon either, if you want to be that autistic.

His name is フリーザ.
Toriyama spells it Freeza.

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The Flood / Re: Welcome to 8:49 morning news.
« on: March 05, 2016, 07:40:47 PM »
Nine time super bowl champ Verbatim retired from shitposting today to focus on playing more handegg, his truest, purest love.

In other words news, PSU has been forcing sex on his wife, but it's still not rape.

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The Flood / Re: My friend hates DBZ for one reason
« on: March 05, 2016, 07:31:59 PM »
Cooler isn't canon and I don't recall King Cold being confirmed as stronger than Frieza.

But yeah DBZ has a shit ton of ego boosting. That was pretty much Cell's whole shtick.
Please please please please stop saying Frieza.

The funimation dub spelling is NOT canon.


Okay. One of the coolest moments was when Son Goku went Super Saiyajin when Freeza killed Kuirin.


Happy now?
Fryza

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The Flood / Re: My friend hates DBZ for one reason
« on: March 05, 2016, 07:26:49 PM »
Cooler isn't canon and I don't recall King Cold being confirmed as stronger than Frieza.

But yeah DBZ has a shit ton of ego boosting. That was pretty much Cell's whole shtick.
Please please please please stop saying Frieza.

The funimation dub spelling is NOT canon.

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The Flood / My friend hates DBZ for one reason
« on: March 05, 2016, 07:20:45 PM »
Everybody said Freeza was the strongest in the universe, but he wasn't even the strongest in his immediate family.

And I'm like, nigga, do you know how many fucking times Vegeta said he was the most powerful in the universe when Goku was not even ten feet away?

Stop taking their egos so seriously.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone watching Dragon Ball Super
« on: March 05, 2016, 07:17:05 PM »
No, nobody is watching DragonBall Super

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The Flood / Re: dogs - dog in peril
« on: March 05, 2016, 05:29:05 PM »
Cheat, create a new extra serious forum just for this topic please.

Heal soon, pupper.

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The Flood / Re: Is this man sad or happy?
« on: March 05, 2016, 05:25:02 PM »
He's screaming in the inside.

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The Flood / Re: Welcome to 8:49 morning news.
« on: March 05, 2016, 03:08:00 PM »
The other thread was better.

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The Flood / Re: LOL
« on: March 04, 2016, 09:22:15 PM »
Can't view webm's on my pone. What is it?
what kind of phone do you have?

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The Flood / Re: Han Solo!
« on: March 04, 2016, 09:11:57 PM »
Stop.

Nobody wants to reminisce about this movie.

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