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The Flood / Favorite Flavour of Fanta
« on: March 07, 2016, 05:29:45 PM »
Mine is sprite

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The Flood / Re: i have a bassline stuck in my head
« on: March 07, 2016, 05:26:07 PM »
Why do you even have to ask this, the obvious answer is to meme yourself.
but the memes only make me stronger
overdose on memes the way my old roommate overdosed on marijuanas

;-7;

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The Flood / Re: i have a bassline stuck in my head
« on: March 07, 2016, 05:23:17 PM »
Why do you even have to ask this, the obvious answer is to meme yourself.

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The Flood / Re: You just won an all expenses paid trip to Israel
« on: March 07, 2016, 05:20:04 PM »
I would go, provided the trip had a good extraction plan.

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The Flood / Re: 148 posts until demon quads
« on: March 07, 2016, 01:21:18 PM »
you're not supposed to use that counter

it doesn't include anarchy posts and shit
'and shit' being what?

PMs to Kupo?
the other hidden boards, HQ and the spam dump
Ah yes, if you counted my posts on HQ I'd already be super Marty

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The Flood / Re: 148 posts until demon quads
« on: March 07, 2016, 01:18:14 PM »
you're not supposed to use that counter

it doesn't include anarchy posts and shit
'and shit' being what?

PMs to Kupo?

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The Flood / Re: We should just elect Kevin Spacey for president
« on: March 07, 2016, 01:16:10 PM »
Nah man, we need Willie Nelson

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The Flood / Re: This grill is confusing
« on: March 07, 2016, 01:13:18 PM »
No

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The Flood / Re: This grill is confusing
« on: March 07, 2016, 07:57:09 AM »
You shot yourself in the foot trying to be straightforward about not rushing things.

Now she knows as an objective fact your plan was to fuck her that night.

ffs take a girl out for a good time and she'll want to be with you p much immediately after.

She wants to go back to your place if after dinner or whatever she asks, "Where do you wanna go/what do you wanna do now?"

Like shit man, its basic science, if she stands you up don't try to reschedule for the very next day, a date should be a casual occurrence that takes place when you're both free.

Never try to reschedule a date, it feels clumsy, as though you're both squeezing it in to make up for something.

Just scrap it and start planning from scratch.

The girl's not confusing m8, your timing is just sore.
I don't want to fuck her, and wasn't planning to last night, my parents would have been home for godsake. I like her a lot. I just wanted to spend time with her...
How fucking old are you and you're afraid your parents will learn of your active sex life?

Also, I don't think it matters what you intended, the concept that coming over to someone's house is a relationship milestone is based off of  the implication that there will be sex, so you kind shot yourself in the foot saying what you did last.

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The Flood / Re: This grill is confusing
« on: March 07, 2016, 07:47:41 AM »
You shot yourself in the foot trying to be straightforward about not rushing things.

Now she knows as an objective fact your plan was to fuck her that night.

ffs take a girl out for a good time and she'll want to be with you p much immediately after.

She wants to go back to your place if after dinner or whatever she asks, "Where do you wanna go/what do you wanna do now?"

Like shit man, its basic science, if she stands you up don't try to reschedule for the very next day, a date should be a casual occurrence that takes place when you're both free.

Never try to reschedule a date, it feels clumsy, as though you're both squeezing it in to make up for something.

Just scrap it and start planning from scratch.

The girl's not confusing m8, your timing is just sore.

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The Flood / Re: >Imgur's Video to gif
« on: March 07, 2016, 05:48:47 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Taking attendance
« on: March 07, 2016, 05:46:52 AM »
Ayy

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The Flood / Re: It's almost 3am
« on: March 07, 2016, 02:44:14 AM »
Wynaught

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The Flood / Re: You know you met the right girl
« on: March 07, 2016, 02:43:35 AM »
When you can quote lines of the original trilogy together.
Just go date men already
Maybe, after I got stood up last night.
Called it.

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The Flood / pepsiman question
« on: March 07, 2016, 01:30:58 AM »
Are all the sprites called 7UPs?

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The Flood / Re: Anyone tried working with sprites before
« on: March 07, 2016, 01:26:29 AM »
Yeah as a matter of fact im drinking a sprite right now.

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The Flood / Re: Christianity proves Gay Sex is the best sex
« on: March 07, 2016, 12:53:46 AM »
Please return to your cuckshed.

To be cucked you must have had sex with a woman.

Tell me, virgin, what's worse? To have sex and then be cucked, or to have never had sex at all?
Feeling the need to brag about your sex to a bunch of teenagers when you're in your thirties is below not having had sex, I'd say.

Except talking about it isn't bragging. That's the difference. You guys act like the subject itself is taboo.
You just insulted someone over the fact that you've had sex and they haven't.

And he insulted me over my wife of 15 years cheating on me. So fuck him and you too.

If you don't like my posts, then mute me. I could give a flying fuck if anyone likes them.
It's still bragging, just saying.

I'm not actually being that serious, and don't have that much of a problem with you. So I'm not going to mute you. Yo're welcome to mute me if you're actually bothered by it though.
Hey guys, I did a cool thing [went to a concert, met a celebrity, drove a nice car, bought a new knife]

Have you ever done anything like that?

STOP BRAGGING

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The Flood / Re: Locke vs 117 DEATHMATCH
« on: March 07, 2016, 12:36:24 AM »
343 is fucking stupid

Chief should not only be a good head taller than Locke, he should've knocked him out cold with the first punch
If they weren't wearing helmets I'm sure he would've, but the fact remains that I can take a baseball bat to the head and remain conscious while wearing a much less advanced helmet.

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The Flood / Re: Which Way Does Your Cock Curve?
« on: March 07, 2016, 12:34:32 AM »
Errefuta

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The Flood / Re: Locke vs 117 DEATHMATCH
« on: March 07, 2016, 12:32:50 AM »
Col. Ackerson's little brother acts like a little bitch until both go home.


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Chain burger joint with an "Islands" theme
Three words:

Big

Kahuna

Burger

Spoiler
At least that's where my boss's associates like to eat.

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The Flood / Re: Someone catch me up here?
« on: March 07, 2016, 12:13:35 AM »
WTF is your avatar.
I'm not quite sure, but I can tell you that it isn't better than badoo.

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I'd be glad that society had finally caught up with /fa/ and truly looked it's best for the first time.

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The Flood / Re: You know you met the right girl
« on: March 06, 2016, 04:28:24 PM »
Of course, there hasn't ever been any lobster involved in any of my relationships, but the idea is p fundamentally true

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The Flood / You know you met the right girl
« on: March 06, 2016, 04:27:17 PM »
When you say lobster entitles you to something

And she agree

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Chipotle and sushi is like, 99% of my diet.

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The Flood / Re: Worst Youtube comments
« on: March 06, 2016, 04:13:39 PM »
I think you watch more TV than the rest of us do.
I'm one of those unicorns who watches TV way more than I play video games
I don't really do much of either anymore :/

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The Flood / Re: Worst Youtube comments
« on: March 06, 2016, 04:10:42 PM »
I think you watch more TV than the rest of us do.

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The Flood / Re: Ace Attorney anime
« on: March 06, 2016, 02:11:52 PM »
0:02 I can't unsee thst they just took a still drawing and just moved it around
yeah that's p laughable

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Well shit.

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