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The Flood / Re: Daily reminder that there is no age to have sex by
« on: March 19, 2016, 02:34:28 AM »
I'll fuck pretty much anybody attractive who's not a douche.

Our generation kind of uses sex as social currency so its not really a big deal, just as long as it means the same thing to both people, and you don't expect a relationship just because you fucked once.

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The Flood / Re: Taking my oldest to Knotts tomorrow
« on: March 19, 2016, 12:08:11 AM »
I remember the day my parents decided to get a divorce when I was three years old.

I was sitting at the kitchen table drinking chocolate milk through a crazy straw, and I remember seeing the hand gesture my father made, a referee's 'no good' sign, as I watched him over the counter, standing just to the left of a jar of Jolly Ranchers.

My mother manhandled a packet of papers and demanded he sign them, this I understood they were fighting, but I didn't quite know what it meant until later.

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The Flood / Re: Bigotry, a buzzword PSA
« on: March 18, 2016, 11:41:49 PM »
I really don't think even you could be this stupid.

I'm clearly being trolled.
I'm absolutely elated to discover that you've finally recognized my intellectual capabilities.
Or maybe you're just high or something, I don't even know anymore.

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The Flood / Re: Bigotry, a buzzword PSA
« on: March 18, 2016, 11:39:16 PM »
No, dumbass, you're an advocate of following law blindly.
Dictionaries aren't law, though.

Quote
How on earth did I imply that you had even an inkling of authority?
With your vague, shittily worded post that I could only guess what it meant.

Thank you for thinking I have an inkling of authority, though. I'm flattered.
I really don't think even you could be this stupid.

I'm clearly being trolled.

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The Flood / Re: Bigotry, a buzzword PSA
« on: March 18, 2016, 11:35:40 PM »
"Tip: Don’t be afraid to argue with authority if you believe you are right
The irony levels are off the charts.
Where is the irony? What have you changed the definition of irony to here? I'm not sure.

I don't view myself as an authority on anything, but even if I did, I'd still accept anyone's challenge.

I'm flattered that you apparently consider me an authority on something, though.
No, dumbass, you're an advocate of following law blindly.

You're the physical bane of civil disobedience, and its ironic that you would say its alright to challenge authority if you believe in something.

How on earth did I imply that you had even an inkling of authority?

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The Flood / Re: Bigotry, a buzzword PSA
« on: March 18, 2016, 11:20:44 PM »
"Tip: Don’t be afraid to argue with authority if you believe you are right
The irony levels are off the charts.

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The Flood / Re: Taking my oldest to Knotts tomorrow
« on: March 18, 2016, 11:16:05 PM »
When will MyNameIsNicholas start posting here.

Also when will you tell him he's adopted.

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The Flood / Re: red robin is the only good major burger chain
« on: March 18, 2016, 11:14:16 PM »
Um, what about In-n-out

That's fucking quality.

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The Flood / Re: if das had the sexc with you
« on: March 18, 2016, 09:35:01 PM »
Das isn't all that well endowed, so probably neither
my ass isn't the only thing fat about me, faggot.
Or my stomach
Or my neck
Or my chest
Bitch
dawg I've seen ur dick not that impressed tbqh imho

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Yeah, the graviton crystals inside the belt crest black holes, this is common knowledge.

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The Flood / Re: same
« on: March 18, 2016, 06:46:01 PM »

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The Flood / Re: same
« on: March 18, 2016, 06:38:17 PM »
Three beans please

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The Flood / Re: if das had the sexc with you
« on: March 18, 2016, 06:36:06 PM »
Das isn't all that well endowed, so probably neither

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The Flood / Re: All Hail Our Savior
« on: March 18, 2016, 06:20:29 PM »
Allahu dugbah

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The Flood / Re: PSA
« on: March 18, 2016, 05:59:57 PM »
This is happening to another SMF forum I'm on. They solved it by disabling registeration making it invite only. Apparently since Sep7 also seems to have this problem, I can now confirm something is wrong with SMF.
just because bots know how to post does not mean SMF is broken.

Also flee wtf you ruined a perfectly good porn weekened

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The Flood / Re: The Most Badass New Sport
« on: March 18, 2016, 05:36:16 PM »
Thad not even a sport
It's a sport in the same way that Nascar is

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The Flood / Re: Live without arms or live without legs?
« on: March 17, 2016, 07:59:06 PM »
Ha, got em

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The Flood / Re: Live without arms or live without legs?
« on: March 17, 2016, 07:58:45 PM »
Good think you won't have to live without DEEZ NUTS

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The Flood / Re: All girls do is play mind games with me
« on: March 17, 2016, 07:57:14 PM »
The grass is always greener on the other side. However I will say I've gotten farther with males than I ever have with females. I was able to at least tell a guy I had a crush on him, albeit it wasn't face to face (if it was, I probably would be stuck in the same situation I've been stuck on with girls).

I'm done strauight up going to men.
I've fucked both.

It's all fun in some capacity.

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The Flood / Re: I'm 18 now; what should I do?
« on: March 17, 2016, 07:55:16 PM »
You could come back to my place

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The Flood / Re: All girls do is play mind games with me
« on: March 17, 2016, 07:53:48 PM »
TFW fake drunkposting
lol ye three minutes later pretending to be drunk

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The Flood / Re: All girls do is play mind games with me
« on: March 17, 2016, 07:52:17 PM »
Hey

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The Flood / Re: Sapphire went offsite
« on: March 17, 2016, 02:14:48 PM »
you faggots can stop quoting me now
hey sorry about that man

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The Flood / Re: I just went on the worst date ever
« on: March 17, 2016, 01:27:18 PM »
Maybe if you were attractive you could get a suitable mate

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The Flood / Re: Transgenderism Is A Mental Disease
« on: March 17, 2016, 01:25:31 PM »
They should accept it.
Why?
Quote
"Oh no I was born Canadian, but I don't wanna be Canadian"....
Then you can move to a different country, you dumb fucking cunt.
So We should be forced to accept them? when they are too lazy to accept themselves...

The example I used was lacking,
"Oh, I was born White, But I don't want to be White"...
All you have to do is be a nigger.

Problem with this is it implies that the color of your skin carries anywhere near the implications that your gender carries.

Also, are all you niggers really chomping this hard at the bait?

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The Flood / Re: Discord Chat
« on: March 17, 2016, 01:22:01 PM »
check em
sorrry m8, no dubs to check

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The Flood / Re: St Patrick day and I am sober
« on: March 17, 2016, 01:10:48 PM »
Let's go get fucked up, woo~

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The Flood / Re: Transgenderism Is A Mental Disease
« on: March 17, 2016, 01:08:45 PM »
But all the trans people I know have eyebrows on fleek


tru knows what's important

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The Flood / Re: What should I jerk off to?
« on: March 17, 2016, 01:05:10 AM »
Ted cruz is 10/10 fap matriel

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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey's Healthy Desert Recipe
« on: March 16, 2016, 10:18:57 PM »
I hate greek yogurt.

Can't I just use peach Yoplait?
Nah man normal yogurt ain't got much protein.
okay then I guess this recipe isn't for me

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