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The Flood / Re: New Job
« on: March 24, 2016, 03:08:06 PM »
Perfect,the only thing that could possibly make Ford more profitable is an autistic staff member.

I'm sure anything the factory failed to fuck up, you'll get right on.
Fuck you prick.  At least I am not a sorry ass excuse of a person you are.   Enjoy living on welfare
Lol, I never have, and probably never will qualify for welfare.

I make too much money.

5912
The Flood / Re: If you're still a virgin, you should...
« on: March 24, 2016, 03:06:33 PM »
It's not about having sex, its about proving there's actually someone who wants to have sex with you.

You'll notice people who aren't losers don't obsess over it in any capacity, because they don't have anything to prove.

Beta faggots can't get laid not as a matter of choice, they're literally just too gross to fuck, and the only way they can find validation in their grossness is by getting laid.

5913
The Flood / Re: New Job
« on: March 24, 2016, 03:02:32 PM »
Perfect,the only thing that could possibly make Ford more profitable is an autistic staff member.

I'm sure anything the factory failed to fuck up, you'll get right on.

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The Flood / Re: If Trump 👹 Wins The Election 😡📝🎟
« on: March 24, 2016, 02:59:09 PM »
Yeah, if Trump is elected I too will leave this shithole of a country.

AND MOVE INTO AN AMERICA THAT HAD BEEN MADE GREAT AGAIN.

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The Flood / Re: Saw BvS last night, AMA
« on: March 24, 2016, 02:02:51 PM »
What did you think of
Spoiler
Batman's killing of criminals and use of guns?

Spoiler
That was a bit weird, but it sort of makes sense as he's an older disgruntled batman. Still felt odd though
Spoiler
He's practically Flashpoint batman.

Not a bad thing.

Spoiler
I lost my shit when The Flash showed up in Bruce's dream in what looked like a portal from the future, alluding to the potential for a Flashpoint Paradox movie in the future that fixes all of WB's mistakes, like Lex Luthor and Doomsday and WW.
Spoiler
That was flash? For some reason I thought it was booster gold, but I'm not very familiar with him.
Spoiler
It would make sense if it was Booster Gold, since he's a time traveller.

5916
Serious / Re: I do not understand how people support Trump
« on: March 24, 2016, 12:23:08 PM »
They're supporting him because he wants to make America great again. Anybody who loves America is supporting him due to the great changes which are going to bring our country out of the hole it fell into and back into the light.
I can't tell if this is a serious post or not, but I'm going to treat it like it is for the sake of discussion.

This is exactly what I mean when I say that his campaign is an appeal to emotions. How is he going to do that? He was asked, once, and gave a long speech saying precisely nothing on the methods.

Yes, saying things like "we're going to make America great again" and "we're going to stop ISIS" and "we're going to fix immigration laws and stop drug trafficking" are all fantastic things to say - but none of what he says can actually hold up. His plans for carrying out what he promises are abysmal, and it seems like most people only support him because of how nice it all sounds without looking into it.
See, that's the difference between you and Trump.

He's just gonna do it,and while you're still worrying about how, he will have dropped bombs and built walls, okay?

And let me tell you something else, immigration is going to be fixed, because we're going to make easy for people to get into the country, but we're also going to install impossible to pass vetting processes, alright?

And if you think that the wall isn't going to be the next wonder of the world, well I've got news for you buddy, its going to be a big beautiful wall, and you know who's going to pay for it? Mexico, that's who, you can mark my words on that.

By the time you've begun to consider how to face the threat of radical Islam, trump will have already confiscated their BMX bikes and GoPros.

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The Flood / Re: Global Crisis is fast encroaching
« on: March 24, 2016, 12:14:18 PM »
Um wow what the fuck mods move this back to serious

5918
The Flood / Re: This is my avatar.
« on: March 24, 2016, 12:12:17 PM »
Actually I think that's Chakas' avatar.
Chakas's avatar is a penguin holding a pistol
Don't act like b.net never happened.

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The Flood / Re: Saw BvS last night, AMA
« on: March 24, 2016, 12:09:50 PM »
What did you think of
Spoiler
Batman's killing of criminals and use of guns?

Spoiler
That was a bit weird, but it sort of makes sense as he's an older disgruntled batman. Still felt odd though
Spoiler
He's practically Flashpoint batman.

Not a bad thing.

Spoiler
I lost my shit when The Flash showed up in Bruce's dream in what looked like a portal from the future, alluding to the potential for a Flashpoint Paradox movie in the future that fixes all of WB's mistakes, like Lex Luthor and Doomsday and WW.
Eh, if that does happen it's not slotted until at least 2020

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The Flood / Re: Saw BvS last night, AMA
« on: March 24, 2016, 12:08:53 PM »
My freind told me Agent Locke kills Goku in the Movie. Is it true
That's ridiculous.

Lex Halsey has Spartan Doomsday kill Goku, Agent Locke is too busy masturbating on cam for about an hour.

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The Flood / Re: Saw BvS last night, AMA
« on: March 24, 2016, 11:53:47 AM »
What did you think of
Spoiler
Batman's killing of criminals and use of guns?

Spoiler
That was a bit weird, but it sort of makes sense as he's an older disgruntled batman. Still felt odd though
Spoiler
He's practically Flashpoint batman.

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The Flood / Re: Roles an Asian actor can portray
« on: March 24, 2016, 11:51:40 AM »
You're forgetting Triad/Yakuza Mooks.
Oh right, I forgot that an Asian Crime Boss needs Asian Henchmen

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The Flood / Re: Polyamorous relationships are fucking retarded
« on: March 24, 2016, 11:49:56 AM »
tbh I think divorce should be illegal and adultery should be a crime.

Marriage has become devalued, which O couldn't give two fucks about from a religious standpoint, what I care about is people who are taking advantage of economic marital benefits, just because I they change their mind there's an easy way out.

Also, there's a pretty significant correlation with kids who turn out to be shitbags, buy I digress.

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The Flood / Roles an Asian actor can portray
« on: March 24, 2016, 11:39:41 AM »
•Asian Crime Boss
•Nerdy Asian Friend
•Doctor
•Ninja
•Disappointed Immigrant Father
•Wise Yet Cryptic Old Man

Tbh I'm surprised there's that much diversity.

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The Flood / Re: The New Ruger American
« on: March 24, 2016, 05:50:37 AM »
>serrations
The term you're looking for is jimping, and it is a meme.
Just like plastic handguns.
tactical tupperware

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The Flood / This needs to be fucking said.
« on: March 24, 2016, 05:39:11 AM »
Nobody wants to be your 'friendo'

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The Flood / Re: >He doesn't like strawberries
« on: March 24, 2016, 04:43:11 AM »
Inb4 some god damned europoor or chink posts shit about fucking LYCHEES

Get with the fucking strawberry program you disgusting niggers.

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The Flood / The New Ruger American
« on: March 24, 2016, 04:41:41 AM »
Fine ass pistol.

Built for ambidextrous dual wielding without modification, packing easy custom grips for the most ergonomic hold, so easy to clean that their are two year olds who have done it, slide serrations in rear because nobody EVER racks their pistol from the VERY fucking front.

Of course at first I was like

>taticool Tupperware

But this is one polymer frame pistol that deserves some attention

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The Flood / Re: LUCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
« on: March 24, 2016, 04:38:10 AM »
Rock lequested
Taticool Dwayne Johnson inbound.

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The Flood / Re: LUCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
« on: March 24, 2016, 04:23:51 AM »
Oh now you're just a faggot.  >:(
He lost his coolness a long time ago.
I was cool?
I was making fun of Deci
Oh shit I remember when he said that now lol

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The Flood / Global Crisis is fast encroaching
« on: March 24, 2016, 03:03:03 AM »
Sources at the CERN and the NRL show that the absence of features on popular communication sites to easily document intellectual discussion and debate on key political issues in a physical format will lead to a loss of 99% of all of the progress that could come of the collaboration taking place over the digital medium, in all defeating in the purpose for the original creation of the internet.

If administrators on more sites installed features to somehow print the ideas discussed in conversations taking place on these sites, the crisis can be averted.

If this crisis is not prevented, then scientific research will quickly become stale and no fruits will be gained from such research.

If you know any website administrators, please email, or perhaps send them some sort of message that can be received privately, advising that they install a feature for printing out the contents of any given page on their site.

The need for this feature is dire, do what you can to save science.

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The Flood / Re: LUCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
« on: March 24, 2016, 02:50:29 AM »
No, worse, you're like some kind of mega-dad.

I bet you tell corny jokes.

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The Flood / Re: LUCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
« on: March 24, 2016, 02:49:51 AM »
You made scrolling an effort on the 2nd comment of a new page. I cut it down.
THIS OBVIOUS MOD BIAS

YOU'RE TRYING TO KEEP FROM EXPRESSING MYSELF

YOU'RE JUST LIKE MY DAD

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The Flood / Re: How many times do you poop per week?
« on: March 24, 2016, 02:46:06 AM »
Anyways I probably poop once or twice a week.

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The Flood / Re: LUCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
« on: March 24, 2016, 02:44:40 AM »
Oh now you're just a faggot.  >:(
He lost his coolness a long time ago.
I was cool?

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The Flood / Re: How many times do you poop per week?
« on: March 24, 2016, 02:43:38 AM »
Actually, the insertion of something lewd would probably not help with the frequency of your bowel movements at all.

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The Flood / Re: How many times do you poop per week?
« on: March 24, 2016, 02:42:39 AM »
A lot less than I should.
[insert something lewd here]

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The Flood / Re: This is my avatar.
« on: March 24, 2016, 02:39:36 AM »
I don't remember anyone with that avatar
That's probably because you're an insufferable cunt.

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The Flood / Re: DAILY REMINDER
« on: March 24, 2016, 02:26:04 AM »
NOTHING WRONG

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The Flood / Re: LUCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
« on: March 24, 2016, 02:25:18 AM »
The shitposting is strong in this one.
I've been fighting the battle between using fewer Es and using a whole page worth of them, and using a whole page worth has won.

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