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I eat alone at lunch everyday

And it gets awkward at times because I'll sit somewhere and a group will fill in the seats around me and I'll just be sitting there awkwardly

Or I'll meet eyes with someone and they'll feel sorry for me and invite me over and it gets super awkward because I can't hold a conversation for shit
What, you don't have friends?

God I forgot how fascist high school was.

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The Flood / Re: Nice Marvel shilling sperglords
« on: March 26, 2016, 10:28:42 PM »
I stopped trusting Rotten Tomatoes when they gave The Force Awakens a 92%
You're right, it should have gotten a 93%.
>Stole the plot of A New Hope
>Finn was annoying
>Rey was boring
>Took absolutely no risks. It was a film designed to please the fans.
>No originality whatsoever.
>Kylo Ren was Anakin 2.0
i'm not saying the movie was higher than a 7/10, but honestly, it did everything it needed to do

taking risks with a franchise like star wars is signing your career's death warrant

well, maybe not your career, but your reputation
Yeah, because we can always reboot our capeshit, but if you fuck up a Star Wars film you've fucked up permanently.

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The Flood / "We want more of the same"
« on: March 26, 2016, 10:25:36 PM »
Capeshit fans, 2016

Seriously guys, don't be upset at something because it's different.

Be upset at it because its poorly paced or because they tried to cram too much content into too little time, but stop being pissy just because something is different from the way it used to be.

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The Flood / Re: Nice Marvel shilling sperglords
« on: March 26, 2016, 09:34:37 PM »
Some people liked Batman, get over it.

If you wanna like the movie, fine. I seriously don't care. All I'm asking people to do is fucking justify it.

Christ, you've mastered making a mountain out of a molehill.
Why should I have to justify what I enjoy to you?

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The Flood / Re: Nice Marvel shilling sperglords
« on: March 26, 2016, 09:30:40 PM »
What was ass about it? And God help you if one of the things you say is having the appearances of the other heroes in there.
Hey, this needs to be in a spoiler.

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The Flood / Re: Which politician would you dick punch?
« on: March 26, 2016, 09:11:30 PM »
Juan Castro

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The Flood / Re: Going to a bar alone for the first time
« on: March 26, 2016, 09:07:24 PM »
Ate you really bitching about a broken heart after two dates?

Stop latching on to people.

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The Flood / Re: Question for those who saw Batman v Superman
« on: March 26, 2016, 06:15:51 PM »
Speaking of Iron Man, I've always wondered why Tony never made armor for the rest of the team, or at least Cap, Hawkeye, and Widow. Kind of unfair that he gets an energy-shielded titanium suit while the others have to make due with leather and kevlar (and a relatively small indestructible disk, I suppose).
I'm sure if they asked he would let them borrow one.

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The Flood / Re: Oh shit. I done fucked up and there's ISIS around
« on: March 26, 2016, 06:13:28 PM »
It's kebabs you uncultured fuck.

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The Flood / Re: Daily Reminder
« on: March 26, 2016, 05:04:30 PM »
Uncuts tryin to save face when the whole world knows the truth.

GG
:/

But every first world nation aside from the U.S. is against it .
I mean if you send me a pic I can tell you about whether your dick is good looking or not.

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The Flood / Re: There are no African American characters in Star Wars
« on: March 26, 2016, 05:03:17 PM »
Because Neither Africa nor America exist in the Star Wars Universe
Actually they do exist in the same universe, just a different Galaxy you fucking normie.

They dont exist yet in the star wars universe. It takes place a long time ago after all and humans live in whatever galaxy that is, instead of earth.
"A long time ago" doesn't necessarily mean before the dawn of mankind on earth.

We can assume it means before the creation of the United States
Bro, Nixon was president a long time ago.

There's no reason to assume the OT even takes place before the 20th century.

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The Flood / Re: Exactly how will Trump make America great again?
« on: March 26, 2016, 01:26:24 PM »
I wont have to pay income tax under his new bracketing. That's how.
It's a fucking god-tier bracket system that's designed to make the country all the money it needs without sticking it to the people who are just getting by.
the economist disagrees with your God tier compliment of his tax plan
It's a good thing that your opinion doesn't matter and mine does.

How does it feel knowing that?
but it's not my opinion on the tax plan it's the writer for the economist, plus aren't you homeless? Cuz then your opinion is literally bottom of the barrel
Yeah, but I'm American and therefore my opinion here actually matters.

It's called democracy, and you're not a part of it.

Fucking boot licking monarch worshipper.

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The Flood / Re: Meta is coming to America
« on: March 26, 2016, 01:21:26 PM »
Yeah man.

I'll be flying over September next year.
That's neat.

Whereabout?

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The Flood / Re: Exactly how will Trump make America great again?
« on: March 26, 2016, 01:18:20 PM »
I wont have to pay income tax under his new bracketing. That's how.
It's a fucking god-tier bracket system that's designed to make the country all the money it needs without sticking it to the people who are just getting by.
the economist disagrees with your God tier compliment of his tax plan
It's a good thing that your opinion doesn't matter and mine does.

How does it feel knowing that?

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The Flood / Meta is coming to America
« on: March 26, 2016, 01:12:24 PM »
Gentleman Marx, I haven't gotten much chance to speak with you since Sep7agon dropped, but I remember our b.net conversations fondly, and I'm enthused to learn you're finally leaving Britbongistan.

So, group hug in the shower with meta next year?

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The Flood / Did the drugs just kick in?
« on: March 26, 2016, 11:45:07 AM »
No, but you bet you're ass they're about to.

What is that pre-trip feeling you get?
Where yours still sober but you know you're about to be high?

The fucking anticipation is on par with the suspense in horror films.

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The Flood / Re: Exactly how will Trump make America great again?
« on: March 26, 2016, 11:05:49 AM »
I wont have to pay income tax under his new bracketing. That's how.
It's a fucking god-tier bracket system that's designed to make the country all the money it needs without sticking it to the people who are just getting by.

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The Flood / When you forgot your spoon
« on: March 26, 2016, 10:57:00 AM »

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The Flood / Re: I got new selfies for you
« on: March 26, 2016, 09:39:31 AM »
I see you still haven't found the sandwiches.
I eat so much food and it's all extremely healthy stuff. You're just saying that because I don't have a lot of excess body fat like average american fatsos.
I'll put it this way.

Your protein lacks variety, believe it or not 'protein' isn't a magical health substances.

There are an unbelievable variety of protein that your body needs to develop and be healthy, and it looks to me like you're only getting a few of them.

That's what happens when it all comes from things like protein powder, nuts, and quinoa.

You'll be a holocaust survivor until your diet improves.

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Serious / Re: Justify democracy.
« on: March 26, 2016, 08:21:58 AM »
Nope. Can't do it. The benevolent dictator is the single most effective and progressive governmental force.
Basically.

Though, some would argue that the term is oxymoronic.
In what way?

Dictate and Abuse are not mutually implicit terms.

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Serious / Re: Justify democracy.
« on: March 26, 2016, 08:19:48 AM »
Giving people what they want is more important than giving them what's best for them.

Something about living on your knees or dying on your feet?

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The Flood / When will this forum get J-List and better than badoo ads?
« on: March 26, 2016, 08:14:27 AM »
Come on cheat, give the people what they want.

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The Flood / Re: What countries have you been to?
« on: March 26, 2016, 08:10:36 AM »
USA
England
Sweden
Finland

Finland doesn't have that many immigrants.
What?

So just Americans live there?
I would move there to escape immigrants if that's the case.

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The Flood / Questions for Europeans
« on: March 26, 2016, 08:09:09 AM »
What's it like to constantly be surrounded by poor people, and have shit like bread lines and soup kitchens dominating the better part of urbania?

Do you guys reproduce asexually since you're all gay?

What do you keep in your banks?
Or do you just have those so you can hide from Muslim suicide bombers in the vaults?

When the cops perform routine search and seizure (which is illegal here in the US) of anything they think could be used as a weapon (looking at Hackney residents) do you ask them to use a condom? I generally like to make sure someone uses a condom when they fuck me in the ass.

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The Flood / Re: Looking at this makes me angry
« on: March 26, 2016, 07:37:59 AM »
I spent the entire gif going

nononononononononononono

And then I actually started screaming when the EZcheez came out.

Take notes Hollywood, this is horror at its finest.

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The Flood / Re: I got new selfies for you
« on: March 26, 2016, 07:34:19 AM »
I see you still haven't found the sandwiches.

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The Flood / Re: What countries have you been to?
« on: March 26, 2016, 07:29:15 AM »
Mexico
The UK
France
The Netherlands
Spain
Morocco
Italy
The Czech Republic
Poland
Scotland
Germany
China
Thailand
Vietnam
Cambodia
Sweden
Denmark
Russia
How many wars have you experienced?

Believe it or not, none. I was in 94-98. Clinton era. Only the Rangers and 10th Mountain saw anything then
I have knowledge of certain classified missions at that time which I'm not going to explain the details of because it could inculcate the US in conflicts we were not involved in, as well as alarm the national community at the range of operations we were actually taking then, and still could be (and more than likely are) taking today.

But I will tell you you're wrong about that.

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The Flood / Re: I have a pack of tylenol that expired in 2012
« on: March 26, 2016, 07:21:28 AM »
Meanwhile, I have a brand new bottle.of Robitussin liquid gels that I know for a a fact will work.

It'll be my first time doing 300mg, but after the 225mg fiasco last night I think I need it, plus today its not generic.

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Superman is weak to magic, so he's toast.

Except for all those times he fought magic guys and held his own.
I think what he means is superman doesn't have any protection from magic, meaning his powers can just be wished away, making him mortal.

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The Flood / Re: What countries have you been to?
« on: March 26, 2016, 05:37:21 AM »
Just up north to Canada.

Though when I went to texas that one time it was like a different country. Everyone spoke funny, and the ground was all flat with no mountains in sight, and you could buy beer at walmart.
That's because it is a different country, ya dip.

Texas actually never finished legislative reconstruction.

It depends on whether or not you see the Civil War as just that, or as a revolution.

Because if you believe that the Confederacy was actually a country and not just a rebel faction like the Union espoused so heavily at the time, then Texas is by all means still a different country.

Nobody cares though.

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