How come I was never asked that question?

Quote from: Solonoid on March 29, 2016, 10:56:35 PM

I'm confused right now, can somebody please explain what's going on.

Well I guess there's a couple of reasons.

I didn't really think you'd be interested tbh and secondly, if I ever do make it back to Florida my heart belongs to Zen.

Oh wait, doesn't Nasty also live in Florida?

Sorry Nasty, I guess it wouldn't work out : /

I made this freshman year of high school, filmed on camcorders that use actual tape.

Updoot if you like my Shatner acting.

Oh, and the glorious bro at the beginning was the Jocephalopod of our high school.

I'd heard this was a thing, but I never thought I'd meet someone who would actually do this

Well...  Whatever floats your boat I suppose

I will give you all of the money I have if you will wear panties for a day and give them to me.

I could see the look on his fucking face, when:

"What are some of your weaknesses?"
"What, you mean like Kryptonite?"

Code Red is better than Voltage.

That's like saying Sangrita Blast is better than Baja Blast.

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Somehow we failed to capitalize on this or recruit anyone.

And now Door isn't even funny anymore.

We missed our chance.

Thanks babe.

dtf?

Did they think anything bad was actually going to happen to Luke?

Luke would've just kicked Kylo's ass.

I get they wanted to find him too, but really they could've just followed Kylo there after he ran off with the map.

I'd like to remind everyone that Michael Keaton killed pretty much everybody he fought.

He blew them up and lit them on fire with rockets and threw them off of tall buildings, or he ran them over with his car.

I like that they didn't use the watered down Wonder Woman who only uses her lasso of truth, she's best as a warrior who's not afraid to cut her opponents down, and I guarantee that after Superman drove that African warlord through a concrete wall he did not survive.

In all this is a Justice League who is willing to kill their enemies, though I have strong suspicion that the Flash will have qualms with it.

My memes are more dank.

Doomsday is some sort of Kryptonian-genetic engineered experiment gone wrong. When he gets killed, he comes back to life and is resistant to whatever killed him.

The original story is that a group of Kryptonian cultists foresaw Brainiac's arrival on Krypton, and engineered a mutant soldier to stop him.

The Krytonian government dismissed Brainiac as hogwash, but the Doomsday Cultists knew their prophecy would come true, and proceeded in secret without adequate funding or professional help from the Guild of Scientists.

They were unable to control the monster they created, the Doomsday Monster, and it was destroyed by General Zod, and the remains were disposed of off planet.

Brainiac did come to Krypton and they were defenseless, General Zod managed to evacuate the aristocracy of the capitol city, Kandor, before Brainiac stole it and shrunk I down to keep as a trophy.

Then, so that he would have the only access to Kryptonian culture and knowledge in the universe, he set off the chain of events that would ultimately destroy the planet.

You would think after the council had been wrong about Brainiac they might listen to Non and Jor El, but they instead had Non lobotomized and you know the rest.

Doomsday came to Earth, I believe pursuing his original purpose, to kill Brainiac, who was being held prisoner by Superman for trying to repeat the events of Krypton in Earth.

Of course, Doomsday was just going to kill everything, because he has no concept of discretion, so Superman had to stop him.

God Bless Assad ;-;7

Can't mossad the Assad.

Neither has any prep time, and all semblance of conscience has been removed.

One must kill the other, and both are trying.

Neither has access to disciples, both are unarmed, and the arena is a completely flat, very wide space.

Who wins?

Poverty is no excuse for theft.

Being hungry does not remove a man's moral agency and capacity to differentiate between right and wrong (on a cultural or religious level).

Survival is more important than living without sin.

If you disagree then you're just a Jew.

I'm watching it now for the first time. Clark's father just died.

Man of Steel, in my opinion, is the definitive Superman film.

The Reeve movies were full of inconsistencies and convenient plot happenstances, not to mention unexplainable actions and ridiculous all around bullshit.

And don't even get me started on Superman Returns.

The only reproachable thing about Man of Steel is its very much Elseworlds, but that shouldn't be considers a bad thing.