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The Flood / Re: Abolish the Office of the First Lady
« on: March 30, 2016, 03:40:02 PM »
We should have known Obama would make horrible decisions as president. I mean, just look at the ugly ass ape that he married.
What

She's easily the best looking First Lady
List of First Ladies who were more attractive at Michelle's age.

Jackie Kennedy
Nancy Reagan
Probably the rest because they weren't niggers.
>Nancy Reagan

HAHAHAHAHA๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Oh yeah dude.

Wouldn't tap that.

Wouldn't even think about it.

Wouldn't even try to think about it.

Dude she just recently died.
Oh yeah, so lets let call her ugly instead of beautiful.

Great way to honor someone's memory.

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The Flood / Re: broke up with my girlfriend today
« on: March 30, 2016, 03:38:08 PM »
How come I was never asked that question?

I'm confused right now, can somebody please explain what's going on.
Well I guess there's a couple of reasons.

I didn't really think you'd be interested tbh and secondly, if I ever do make it back to Florida my heart belongs to Zen.

Oh wait, doesn't Nasty also live in Florida?

Sorry Nasty, I guess it wouldn't work out : /
unless you're a big booty female who loves cannabis there's no way it would work out :/
2/3 ain't bad, right?

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The Flood / Re: Abolish the Office of the First Lady
« on: March 30, 2016, 11:31:35 AM »
We should have known Obama would make horrible decisions as president. I mean, just look at the ugly ass ape that he married.
What

She's easily the best looking First Lady
List of First Ladies who were more attractive at Michelle's age.

Jackie Kennedy
Nancy Reagan
Probably the rest because they weren't niggers.

I'll give you Jackie, but Nancy was already butt ugly by time she was first lady.
I said at Michelle's age.

5734
The Flood / Re: GOT AN ULCER THE SIZE OF A FUCKING PEA
« on: March 30, 2016, 09:57:27 AM »
Forget vegemite, you should get Orajel, the primary ingredient is benzocaine, a localized anesthetic that numbs anything it touches.

5735
The Flood / Re: If you agree with Cap you hate America.
« on: March 30, 2016, 09:54:03 AM »
Soldiers have sworn to uphold the constitution, not be drones for the government.  Twice the government created problems so create it took Cap and his band of heroes to save the day.

 Tony Stark is practically the equivalent to Snitch Nigga Randal, creating problems, then running to the big government to up the rules for everyone because he couldn't handle his position.
What.

That's not what a soldier is at all.

A soldier's job is to follow orders.
The wordings of the current oath of enlistment and oath for commissioned officers are as follows:

"I, _____, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic;

There's nothing unconstitutional about the orders they were given.

That excerpt is not a job description, when you join the army you aren't given free reign to do what you like so long as it supports the constitution.

A soldier is the government's bitch unless they ask him to do something illegal. Actually, the reason this is even a problem is because they've been going all over the world doing things that violate the constitution.

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The Flood / Re: If you agree with Cap you hate America.
« on: March 30, 2016, 07:54:05 AM »
Soldiers have sworn to uphold the constitution, not be drones for the government.  Twice the government created problems so create it took Cap and his band of heroes to save the day.

 Tony Stark is practically the equivalent to Snitch Nigga Randal, creating problems, then running to the big government to up the rules for everyone because he couldn't handle his position.
What.

That's not what a soldier is at all.

A soldier's job is to follow orders.
*legal orders
I don't think, "Hey, stop operating with no jurisdiction and nobody to answer to." Is an illegal order.

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The Flood / Re: If you agree with Cap you hate America.
« on: March 30, 2016, 07:23:57 AM »
Soldiers have sworn to uphold the constitution, not be drones for the government.  Twice the government created problems so create it took Cap and his band of heroes to save the day.

 Tony Stark is practically the equivalent to Snitch Nigga Randal, creating problems, then running to the big government to up the rules for everyone because he couldn't handle his position.
What.

That's not what a soldier is at all.

A soldier's job is to follow orders.

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The Flood / Re: If you agree with Cap you hate America.
« on: March 30, 2016, 06:27:32 AM »
If you support Tony than you're giving up your constitutional rights out of fear.
I'm not giving up shit.

If you wanna be a soldier you gotta follow orders, if you don't then you better fund your own clubhouses.

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The Flood / Re: Abolish the Office of the First Lady
« on: March 30, 2016, 06:00:30 AM »
We should have known Obama would make horrible decisions as president. I mean, just look at the ugly ass ape that he married.
What

She's easily the best looking First Lady
List of First Ladies who were more attractive at Michelle's age.

Jackie Kennedy
Nancy Reagan
Probably the rest because they weren't niggers.
>Nancy Reagan

HAHAHAHAHA๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Oh yeah dude.

Wouldn't tap that.

Wouldn't even think about it.

Wouldn't even try to think about it.

5740
The Flood / Re: Im paying $100 to buy a girls used panties Thursday
« on: March 30, 2016, 05:57:02 AM »
You're paying $100 for used girl underwear from a 19 year old.

$100.

One Hundred Fucking US Dollars.

What is your major fucking malfunction? Is this a troll thread? This has to be a troll thread, I refuse to believe anyone in their right mind would do this. There is no way in hell someone can be this stupid, right?

If you can't even get a girl's underwear for free, resorting to pay that much money let alone any money. you are beyond sad and you need some serious help.

Wanna know what the difference is between you paying $100 of some used girl's underpants and me paying $116 for my guitar? I'll tell you.

The difference is I can actually use and play my fucking guitar, hell its even my fucking avatar. What the fuck are you going to do with the $100 underwear you're getting?

Don't even answer that. I don't want to know. If this isn't some clever trolling, you need help man.
Lol
Someone's a mad poorfag who cant understand the concept of disposable income
I'd pay easily twice that for underwear from a girl half that age.

5741
The Flood / Re: Currently in Ankawa north east Iraq ama
« on: March 30, 2016, 05:55:30 AM »
Not yet, you mean.

Continue doing Allah's work, brother.

5742
The Flood / Re: Abolish the Office of the First Lady
« on: March 30, 2016, 05:54:21 AM »
We should have known Obama would make horrible decisions as president. I mean, just look at the ugly ass ape that he married.
What

She's easily the best looking First Lady
List of First Ladies who were more attractive at Michelle's age.

Jackie Kennedy
Nancy Reagan
Probably the rest because they weren't niggers.

5743
The Flood / If you agree with Cap you hate America.
« on: March 30, 2016, 05:51:59 AM »
The simple fact of the matter is he just doesn't want to follow orders anymore.

He saw some flaws in our leadership and decided to go awol.

That's unacceptable behavior from a soldier, and if you justify it just because he's Cap, then you're a hypocrite.

The Avengers are not a private organization like the Justice League, they're the property of the US government, and a department of SHIELD.

Every member is a soldier who signed SHIELD contracts.

They can't do whatever they like, and if they want to, then they need to get discharged and regroup privately using all of Stark's money.

Oh, but wait, Stark agrees with me.

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The Flood / Abolish the Office of the First Lady
« on: March 30, 2016, 05:39:13 AM »
Let's use the East Wing of the White House for something useful, it's prime real estate for a government office that needs to collaborate with the office of the president.

We're wasting that space on some bimbo's pet project of making school lunches taste like shit.

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The Flood / Re: Oh my god I think Im going to die
« on: March 30, 2016, 05:32:06 AM »
My only regret is that Canada will never be inside me.

5746
The Flood / Re: Oh my god I think Im going to die
« on: March 30, 2016, 05:30:12 AM »
Hot roast beef and swiss alright?
I love you.

5747
The Flood / Re: Oh my god I think Im going to die
« on: March 30, 2016, 05:29:51 AM »
God I love Canada, there are definitely no superior countries immediately to the south.

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The Flood / Re: Oh my god I think Im going to die
« on: March 30, 2016, 05:29:19 AM »
Did I mention I was Canadian?

5749
The Flood / Re: Oh my god I think Im going to die
« on: March 30, 2016, 05:28:18 AM »
Oh man now there's a moose outside my house!

And inside my house.

Also my wife is a moose.

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The Flood / Re: Oh my god I think Im going to die
« on: March 30, 2016, 05:27:19 AM »
MOOOOOOOONTHS

5751
The Flood / Re: Oh my god I think Im going to die
« on: March 30, 2016, 05:26:23 AM »
CAAAAAAAAAAANNAAAAAADAAA

5752
The Flood / Re: Oh my god I think Im going to die
« on: March 30, 2016, 05:26:07 AM »
Mods are asleep and this is what I do with my life.

OH WAIT THERE ARE NO MODS THIS IS CANADA

5753
The Flood / Re: Oh my god I think Im going to die
« on: March 30, 2016, 05:24:18 AM »
Yeah so I was driving my Zamboni to work because all of the roads are actually paved with ice, and this guy cut me off, so I waved at him to pull over and I apologized for inconveniencing him, as he was obviously in a hurry, but maybe he should take it easy eh?

He said sorry and we played a quick game of hockey.

5754
The Flood / Re: Oh my god I think Im going to die
« on: March 30, 2016, 05:21:54 AM »
Rrrrrrol up the rim amirite?

xDDDDDDD

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The Flood / Re: Oh my god I think Im going to die
« on: March 30, 2016, 05:21:17 AM »
Oh man Tim Hortons is probably a recognizable brand everywhere, and I honestly believe this.

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The Flood / Re: Oh my god I think Im going to die
« on: March 30, 2016, 05:20:39 AM »
God I love hockey.

Wow its great.

5757
The Flood / Oh my god I think Im going to die
« on: March 30, 2016, 05:19:19 AM »
It's been literally 20 whole minutes since I mentioned I was Canadian.

5758
The Flood / Re: Mtn Dew Black Label: Finest Dew to Date?
« on: March 30, 2016, 04:44:42 AM »
They all taste like shit to me.
Don't you unironically drink beer?

5759
Would you feel better if I did it?
Ryle was right, you really are the best user on this site.

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The Flood / Re: Mtn Dew Black Label: Finest Dew to Date?
« on: March 30, 2016, 04:19:46 AM »
Why is this not on the front page yet?

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