That's dumb. We should just break up the banks,

The other day I went into a Chase bank and asked the manager why their bank still existed.

He was taken aback, and asked what I meant.

I told him:

JP Morgan has no place in the 21st century.

Federal insurance protects my money in the event of bank failure, and electronic banking has eliminated the need for there to be a branch everywhere I go.

Your size isn't helping you lead the industry in in interest rates, either in loans or in account growth, and you've done little with your credit program other than shill for the oligopolic airline industry.

So why does your bank still exist?

That was like, the world's shortest living meme.

Those who burn brightest...

Quote from: Gaara444 on April 11, 2016, 04:29:32 PM

He wears a glove though.

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Probably, but it's also a fair point if you have a bionic hand.

Imagine getting sand grains caught in a joint

To use a nice crude example

If you wore trousers and sat on the beach, you'd probably still get sand in your arse.

He didn't have one when he was a kid.

He didn't have one when he said it.

From the the year 1885 to 1900 the value of the USD went up from 30x current value to 215x current value

This represents an increase in value sevenfold.

The Sherman antitrust act passed in 1890 broke down giants Standard Oil and US Steel into dozens of subsidiary companies, stimulating competition, but not unchecked competition.

These companies were still held by titans JP Morgan and John D. Rockefeller, and their management was run carefully so that competition did bot get out of hand, allowing maximum gross product at the expense of neither the customer nor the corporation.

If we allowed companies to reconsolidate, and then broke them down again, we could recreate the conditions that created a spike in capital value growth unparalleled in recent history.

However, these are the same conditions that led to over speculation on the stock market, causing the great depression, and brokers seems to have learned nothing since then, so its a toss up.

Coke and hot chocolate is best

That's two drinks, and the addictive substance in both is caffeine, you shitlord.

Guess I'll have to settle for vape and red bull and the feeling of being a douche

I can no longer say the word 'damn' without promptly following it up with 'daniel'

It's getting harder and harder to believe that he's not just George Bush in black face.

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Ability to melee people from 20 feet away

How is that a shitty superpower?

Because you can die from people that are 21 feet away

That doesn't ma- what!?

If you can shoot fireballs, that doesn't mean other people can. Why would they be able to hit you 21 feet away if you have the power?

guns are a thing

It also doesn't ensure that you will be hitting them very hard.

The ability to defeat any enemy in one punch, but only because when I raise my arm my body odor weakens them to the point they are about to faint.

Sanders is a New York local, whereas Hillary has been elected by them before.

The duel should be heated.

Any thoughts?

GoT sucks dick.

Quote from: Gaara444 on April 11, 2016, 11:00:29 AM

Two and a half hours from Kissimmee...

Quote from: Dietrich Six on April 11, 2016, 10:59:42 AM

Jupiter, Palm beach.

Yes indeed, not very far at all. Closest hardees if I remember correctly.

For all of the hardees in the Tampa and Orlando areas, I would have thought the whole state was lousy with them.

I guess there aren't enough blacks to justify them elsewhere.

Well, its fairly easy to meet up with any Britbong, since its a few hours at best.


I live like ten minuets away from Gatsby currently and iirc some bunglers live near me


but no, I haven't

Hey.