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5491
« on: April 13, 2016, 10:23:53 PM »
Why, don't we get citizenship in the future?
5492
« on: April 13, 2016, 10:23:04 PM »
YOU'VE GOTTA GO BACK MARTY
5493
« on: April 13, 2016, 01:01:45 PM »
Please explain how any liquid is wet because, little boy--in order to make a solid wet, you must have a wet substance first
this being a liquid, such as water
if you take google's definition of wet, it says this:
"Covered or saturated with water or another liquid."
are you trying to say that water can't be covered with water
are you THAT fucking retarded
I think verb may be right. His moms vagina was wet but it definitely wasn't a solid when I was done with it.
5494
« on: April 13, 2016, 12:41:32 PM »
Okay guys here's the plot:
The entire Justice League is being held by big guys in a mansion in the middle east, and CIA has to save them in a daring and cunning escape.
5495
« on: April 13, 2016, 12:34:40 PM »
Mods lock
5496
« on: April 13, 2016, 12:33:48 PM »
we get it
you vape
no fam pipe tobacco I can't even feel vaping What the fuck?
Just stop smoking for a day and then have a cigarette. Jesus.
I have ungodly tolerance to nicotine, so I quit all the time and pick it back up a month or more later and it feels like nothing happened.
5497
« on: April 13, 2016, 12:31:34 PM »
Nicotine buzz is garbage. You're basically smoking tobacco or vape liquid (idk which) the way pot is meant to be smoked.
The thought makes me sick tbh. Like nauseous.
Oh no its not about the buzz, its about the withdrawals . I have a very fragile psyche, and it gets broken so, so easily, even just a cold will put me in bouts of hallucination, in which I have been known to fall asleep in public and wake up in strange places. I had my first nicotine withdrawal after smoking two packs at a party, and I have loved it ever since. After a few tries with it I stopped being able to feel nicotine at all, or develop a dependency to it. But tomorrow I'm gonna be lit af It's better than any high tbh
5498
« on: April 13, 2016, 12:26:43 PM »
AND PROMS TOMORROW
5499
« on: April 13, 2016, 12:23:28 PM »
Fuck yes.
I've developed a system for delivering nicotine that has blown all of the past out of the water.
By filling a chamber with high density smoke of a high nicotine content, and then ripping the chamber as quickly as possible, I have gotten my first nicotine buzz in years.
I nigger rigged it with a coffee stirrer, the plastic it was wrapped in, and a plastic icee cup.
The lengths to which we go to be degenerates...
5500
« on: April 13, 2016, 04:15:25 AM »
Post yer dick
5501
« on: April 13, 2016, 03:17:58 AM »
This is why I sleep with my doors locked, and in parking lots.
5502
« on: April 12, 2016, 10:33:59 PM »
HAHA YES, I TOO HAVE NEVER MADE LOVE TO ANY PERSON, ESPECIALLY NOT MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES
LET US WALLOW IN OUR VIRGINITY BROTHERS
WIZARD POWERS, AMIRITE?
5503
« on: April 12, 2016, 10:29:53 PM »
I had teachers who still use my work as examples for what a paper should look like. It's a pretty good feeling.
5504
« on: April 12, 2016, 08:52:48 PM »
That takes me back.
That was back when www.dragonballz.com was my homepage and it had links via one of the seven dragon balls in a curved pattern.
Damn that was so long ago.
mine was pokemon.com or hotwheels.com
ye fam mine was the nickelodeon website.
5505
« on: April 12, 2016, 06:01:01 PM »
Cool, next they should block Saudi Arabia, all of the Gulf states, Singapore, Malaysia, Russia, Belarus, and every other country which actively discriminates against homosexuals.
Or is it just that North Carolina ALLOWS people to discriminate, and that is for whatever reason worse than active discrimination?
Fuck businesses that engage in this kind of political stunt for good PR.
kinda like when Chik Fil A pandered to the anti-homosexual people to get business
oh wait, let me guess
when Chik Fil A does it, its because of their morals
when xhamster does it, it's to get business
But class, being gay is wrong.
5506
« on: April 12, 2016, 11:31:15 AM »
define your terms or your statement is meaningless
protip: I'm going to be equally pedantic about your ability to concretely define the meaning of a term so you're fucked
define define
all terms are undefined and no one has made a coherent statement in this thread yet if you think some of them are meaningful it's just a coincidence
define coincidence
5507
« on: April 12, 2016, 11:28:09 AM »
define your terms or your statement is meaningless
protip: I'm going to be equally pedantic about your ability to concretely define the meaning of a term so you're fucked
define define
5508
« on: April 12, 2016, 10:45:59 AM »
Been driving for 3 years now and I haven't gotten a ticket.
There is people I went to school with that have already gotten multiple tickets and even crashed their cars.
I've made a few grand letting other people rear end my tank. I just slam the brakes when they're riding my ass to teach them a lesson. The adjuster always counts the same dent in my bumper as damages and cuts me my check. Teaches people to not drive like dicks. Btw my bumper costs $1900.
5509
« on: April 12, 2016, 10:39:55 AM »
Also I do 70 in 30s all the fucking time nobody cares cops do it too
5510
« on: April 12, 2016, 10:39:09 AM »
I've never been hit by a car because people know not to fuck with me
😂👌
And the other day I was going 70 in a 55mph zone and the highway patrol I passed didn't even go after me.
After I got hit by that motorcycle I stood my ass up and picked the dumbass up and asked what was wrong with him. He said he was running from the cops, I could hear the sirens in the distance, so I picked his bike up and told him the best way to duck away from them, because fuck the police. That's being a badass.
5511
« on: April 12, 2016, 10:31:36 AM »
I've never been hit by a car because people know not to fuck with me
😂👌
5512
« on: April 12, 2016, 10:24:15 AM »
I got a $264 speeding ticket DON'T YOU DARE COMPLAIN
Thats because you were speeding though. You knew you were breaking the lawl
I totally saw that speed limit sign that went from 60 to 35.
Ye if the dicks on the zoning board didn't break the law then drivers wouldnt have to. They keep allowing parking lot turn ins immediately after intersections, when there should be 100+ ft to allow for adequate space to signal a turn without violating any laws, but nobody cares. Forcing drivers to signal improperly is going to get pedestrians run down.
5513
« on: April 12, 2016, 09:52:15 AM »
What?
You do you.
In the event nobody else will >_>
HE'S SAYING YOU'LL NEVER GET LAID
Not never. Just not till he gets over Icy.
5514
« on: April 12, 2016, 09:50:31 AM »
lol Cartesian logic
scientific positivism I the death of scientific discovery
5515
« on: April 12, 2016, 09:47:22 AM »
I am all there is.
'We' are an extension of myself L
Okay I'd like to think this makes some sense but admittedly I'm off my meds and have been having delusions of grandeur for the last few days. I honestly believe it is impossible for me to break a bone. Like, I have unbreakable bones. But all that matters is me. There is nothing else important,but myself. To feel empathy for another I must become them. There is no caring or depth in something you do not identify with. There is only one character in all of literature: Me. And the only story, is how I discovered who I am.
5516
« on: April 12, 2016, 09:41:59 AM »
Yes, completely and utterly.
Aren't you always bitching at me for not quoting you when I respond? Then what the fuck is this? I missed it.
Anyway, nope--valiant effort, but still wrong.
"Who am I" and "who are we" are two fundamentally different questions. One deals with the self--the other deals with the human race as a collective. One cannot be reduced into the other, because you'd miss the point of the bigger (or smaller) question.
The human race is a collective, so anything that ponders the human condition as a whole cannot be reduced to "who am I," because there is no "you." "You" is irrelevant.
I am all there is. 'We' are an extension of myself, and if the story is about you, then you become me. Where are we going is essentially the same question. What am I? What will I become? By the end of the epic, the second question has become, 'What am I?' 'Who am I?' is all there is, and anything that does not follow that formula is pure and utter nonsense.
5517
« on: April 12, 2016, 09:38:29 AM »
What?
You do you.
In the event nobody else will >_>
So a few questions. Did you go to high school? Is English your first language? Has didney brainwashed you to be thick and thereby unquestioning when you see Walt's frozen head, or is that just a result of too many memory wipes?
5518
« on: April 12, 2016, 09:34:47 AM »
I'm only asking on Chinese tonight because I don't want to cook.
You can the Chinese food and be sad when you don't have the mount later, or you can get the mount and be sad that you don't have Chinese food tonight.
It's whatever you wanna do.
You do you. In the event nobody else will >_>
5519
« on: April 12, 2016, 09:33:52 AM »
Oh also I refuse to just watch the first one so I try to get through all three and always fail.
5520
« on: April 12, 2016, 09:32:50 AM »
Nick Cage's sleazy uncle was a half cocked and snooze inspiring director.
I fall asleep every time I try to watch that snore fest.
You think Star Wars is deep, so I can't say I'm terribly surprised you can't appreciate an actual movie.
Coppola is a washed-up hack, though, I'll give you that.
I appreciate the story perfectly fine, I read a fascinating synopsis of the tale on Wikipedia. The delivery is just booooring.
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