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5491
The Flood / Re: The Earth is made of gummy bears
« on: April 12, 2016, 11:31:15 AM »
define your terms or your statement is meaningless

protip: I'm going to be equally pedantic about your ability to concretely define the meaning of a term so you're fucked
define define
all terms are undefined and no one has made a coherent statement in this thread yet if you think some of them are meaningful it's just a coincidence
define coincidence

5492
The Flood / Re: The Earth is made of gummy bears
« on: April 12, 2016, 11:28:09 AM »
define your terms or your statement is meaningless

protip: I'm going to be equally pedantic about your ability to concretely define the meaning of a term so you're fucked
define define

5493
The Flood / Re: Just got a $60 parking ticket..
« on: April 12, 2016, 10:45:59 AM »
Been driving for 3 years now and I haven't gotten a ticket.

There is people I went to school with that have already gotten multiple tickets and even crashed their cars.
I've made a few grand letting other people rear end my tank.
I just slam the brakes when they're riding my ass to teach them a lesson.

The adjuster always counts the same dent in my bumper as damages and cuts me my check.

Teaches people to not drive like dicks.

Btw my bumper costs $1900.

5494
The Flood / Re: I got hit by a car today
« on: April 12, 2016, 10:39:55 AM »
Also I do 70 in 30s all the fucking time nobody cares cops do it too

5495
The Flood / Re: I got hit by a car today
« on: April 12, 2016, 10:39:09 AM »
I've never been hit by a car because people know not to fuck with me
πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ
And the other day I was going 70 in a 55mph zone and the highway patrol I passed didn't even go after me.
After I got hit by that motorcycle I stood my ass up and picked the dumbass up and asked what was wrong with him.

He said he was running from the cops, I could hear the sirens in the distance, so I picked his bike up and told him the best way to duck away from them, because fuck the police.

That's being a badass.

5496
The Flood / Re: I got hit by a car today
« on: April 12, 2016, 10:31:36 AM »
I've never been hit by a car because people know not to fuck with me
πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

5497
The Flood / Re: Just got a $60 parking ticket..
« on: April 12, 2016, 10:24:15 AM »
I got a $264 speeding ticket DON'T YOU DARE COMPLAIN
Thats because you were speeding though. You knew you were breaking the lawl

I totally saw that speed limit sign that went from 60 to 35.
Ye if the dicks on the zoning board didn't break the law then drivers wouldnt have to. They keep allowing parking lot turn ins immediately after intersections, when there should be 100+ ft to allow for adequate space to signal a turn without violating any laws, but nobody cares.

Forcing drivers to signal improperly is going to get pedestrians run down.

5498
The Flood / Re: Bennu Mount or Chinese tonight?
« on: April 12, 2016, 09:52:15 AM »
What?

You do you.

In the event nobody else will >_>
HE'S SAYING YOU'LL NEVER GET LAID
Not never.

Just not till he gets over Icy.

5499
The Flood / Re: The Earth is made of gummy bears
« on: April 12, 2016, 09:50:31 AM »
lol Cartesian logic
scientific positivism I the death of scientific discovery

5500
The Flood / Re: I hate popular things.
« on: April 12, 2016, 09:47:22 AM »
I am all there is.

'We' are an extension of myself
L
Okay I'd like to think this makes some sense but admittedly I'm off my meds and have been having delusions of grandeur for the last few days.

I honestly believe it is impossible for me to break a bone.

Like, I have unbreakable bones.

But all that matters is me.
There is nothing else important,but myself.
To feel empathy for another I must become them.
There is no caring or depth in something you do not identify with.

There is only one character in all of literature: Me.

And the only story, is how I discovered who I am.

5501
The Flood / Re: I hate popular things.
« on: April 12, 2016, 09:41:59 AM »
Yes, completely and utterly.
Aren't you always bitching at me for not quoting you when I respond? Then what the fuck is this? I missed it.

Anyway, nope--valiant effort, but still wrong.

"Who am I" and "who are we" are two fundamentally different questions. One deals with the self--the other deals with the human race as a collective. One cannot be reduced into the other, because you'd miss the point of the bigger (or smaller) question.

The human race is a collective, so anything that ponders the human condition as a whole cannot be reduced to "who am I," because there is no "you." "You" is irrelevant.
I am all there is.

'We' are an extension of myself, and if the story is about you, then you become me.

Where are we going is essentially the same question.

What am I?
What will I become?
By the end of the epic, the second question has become, 'What am I?'

'Who am I?' is all there is, and anything that does not follow that formula is pure and utter nonsense.

5502
The Flood / Re: Bennu Mount or Chinese tonight?
« on: April 12, 2016, 09:38:29 AM »
What?

You do you.

In the event nobody else will >_>
So a few questions.

Did you go to high school?
Is English your first language?
Has didney brainwashed you to be thick and thereby unquestioning when you see Walt's frozen head, or is that just a result of too many memory wipes?

5503
The Flood / Re: Bennu Mount or Chinese tonight?
« on: April 12, 2016, 09:34:47 AM »
I'm only asking on Chinese tonight because I don't want to cook.

You can the Chinese food and be sad when you don't have the mount later, or you can get the mount and be sad that you don't have Chinese food tonight.

It's whatever you wanna do.
You do you.






In the event nobody else will >_>

5504
The Flood / Re: I hate popular things.
« on: April 12, 2016, 09:33:52 AM »
Oh also I refuse to just watch the first one so I try to get through all three and always fail.

5505
The Flood / Re: I hate popular things.
« on: April 12, 2016, 09:32:50 AM »
Nick Cage's sleazy uncle was a half cocked and snooze inspiring director.

I fall asleep every time I try to watch that snore fest.
You think Star Wars is deep, so I can't say I'm terribly surprised you can't appreciate an actual movie.

Coppola is a washed-up hack, though, I'll give you that.
I appreciate the story perfectly fine, I read a fascinating synopsis of the tale on Wikipedia.

The delivery is just booooring.

5506
The Flood / Re: Bennu Mount or Chinese tonight?
« on: April 12, 2016, 09:31:19 AM »
Which one is which? And why would they make me sad regardless?

You can be sad now or be sad later,but you're gonna be sad either way.
You can the Chinese food and be sad when you don't have the mount later, or you can get the mount and be sad that you don't have Chinese food tonight.

It's whatever you wanna do.

5507
The Flood / Re: I got hit by a car today
« on: April 12, 2016, 09:30:10 AM »
I was hit by a motorcycle barreling down the road on the run from the cops when I was in high school.

My bag broke my landing, but the guy wiped the fuck out and I was sore for weeks.

5508
The Flood / Re: Bennu Mount or Chinese tonight?
« on: April 12, 2016, 09:26:26 AM »
You can be sad now or be sad later,but you're gonna be sad either way.

5509
The Flood / Re: The Earth is made of gummy bears
« on: April 12, 2016, 09:24:55 AM »
What possessed you to make such a pointless thread
Dee

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5510
The Flood / Re: I hate popular things.
« on: April 12, 2016, 09:23:35 AM »
The Godfather though
I was not impressed when I finally saw it.
Did you let the hype get to you?

Normally, this is where I would say something like, "Cultural osmosis has put this movie on a pedestal," but honestly, having seen the movie three or four times, I think it deserves it. Like, it genuinely boggles my mind how good that movie is.

I'm curious to know what you weren't impressed by.
Nick Cage's sleazy uncle was a half cocked and snooze inspiring director.

I fall asleep every time I try to watch that snore fest.

5511
The Flood / Re: ginger nuts are objectively the best kind of biscuit
« on: April 12, 2016, 09:21:57 AM »
I hate the taste of ginger so much
When I was a child my German nanny fed my sister and I almost exclusively beets and ginger.

Can't eat either to this day.

5512
The Flood / Re: Fml might cry my eyes out
« on: April 12, 2016, 09:16:43 AM »
Don't worry it woulda probs been bath salts anyways.
Whoa man if you can't tell the difference between being high on methylated phenylethylamine based substances and being high on pyrovalerone based substances then you need to not do drugs ever.

Throw methyelenedioxy into the mix with one and everybody has fun, the other and everybody gets their face eaten.

For The Kids
When making you own Molly, be sure to oxygenate the methylene only once, then after learning your lesson, purchase it from real drug dealers.

5513
The Flood / Re: The Earth is made of gummy bears
« on: April 12, 2016, 09:00:04 AM »
Dirt does not taste like gummy bears.
Yeah but you live in Australia where everything is shit.

5514
The Flood / Re: Hey guys whats up
« on: April 12, 2016, 08:58:59 AM »
Been pretty good.

Just killed a pack of smokes and three pots of coffee.

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5515
The Flood / Re: Hey guys whats up
« on: April 12, 2016, 08:57:28 AM »
Oops, should probably use my phone.

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5516
The Flood / Hey guys whats up
« on: April 12, 2016, 08:54:47 AM »
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5517
But not the hero we deserve.
It's deserve > need.

i think it's hilarious how often people fuck up this line
Yeah but we need Trump and have done nothing to deserve him.

5518
The Flood / The Earth is made of gummy bears
« on: April 12, 2016, 08:48:28 AM »
Prove me wrong.
ProTip
To prove something concretely, beyond any shadow of doubt is, impossible.

Therefore:

You can't.

5519
The Flood / Re: Fml might cry my eyes out
« on: April 11, 2016, 10:14:57 PM »
Yo dawg I got the hookup on some good single methylated shit.

Your body doesn't need to break it down, so there's less stress and a more intense high.

Fuck that double methylated noise, the methylene dioxide makes it stupid and harmful, and they only do it like that because crystal gets better the more you methylate it.

Good fucking methylenedioxyamphetamine.

Methylenedioxymethamphetamine takes a toll.

5520
The Flood / Re: I hate popular things.
« on: April 11, 2016, 10:09:07 PM »
Yes, completely and utterly.

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