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Quote from: ねこ on April 13, 2016, 08:13:58 PM

Are birds coolio?

birds can't rap

neither can coolio

But Doc, there are no roads crossing through your wall to let us back through!

Why, don't we get citizenship in the future?

Quote from: Dissonance on April 12, 2016, 05:27:35 PM

Please explain how any liquid is wet

because, little boy--in order to make a solid wet, you must have a wet substance first

this being a liquid, such as water

if you take google's definition of wet, it says this:
"Covered or saturated with water or another liquid."

are you trying to say that water can't be covered with water

are you THAT fucking retarded

I think verb may be right.

His moms vagina was wet but it definitely wasn't a solid when I was done with it.

Mods lock

Nicotine buzz is garbage. You're basically smoking tobacco or vape liquid (idk which) the way pot is meant to be smoked.

The thought makes me sick tbh. Like nauseous.

Oh no its not about the buzz, its about the withdrawals .

I have a very fragile psyche, and it gets broken so, so easily, even just a cold will put me in bouts of hallucination, in which I have been known to fall asleep in public and wake up in strange places.

I had my first nicotine withdrawal after smoking two packs at a party, and I have loved it ever since.

After a few tries with it I stopped being able to feel nicotine at all, or develop a dependency to it.

But tomorrow I'm gonna be lit af

It's better than any high tbh

Fuck yes.

I've developed a system for delivering nicotine that has blown all of the past out of the water.

By filling a chamber with high density smoke of a high nicotine content, and then ripping the chamber as quickly as possible, I have gotten my first nicotine buzz in years.

I nigger rigged it with a coffee stirrer, the plastic it was wrapped in, and a plastic icee cup.

The lengths to which we go to be degenerates...

This is why I sleep with my doors locked, and in parking lots.

I had teachers who still use my work as examples for what a paper should look like. It's a pretty good feeling.

Quote from: Jeremiah Johnson on April 12, 2016, 05:55:15 PM

Cool, next they should block Saudi Arabia, all of the Gulf states, Singapore, Malaysia, Russia, Belarus, and every other country which actively discriminates against homosexuals.

Or is it just that North Carolina ALLOWS people to discriminate, and that is for whatever reason worse than active discrimination?

Fuck businesses that engage in this kind of political stunt for good PR.

kinda like when Chik Fil A pandered to the anti-homosexual people to get business

oh wait, let me guess

when Chik Fil A does it, its because of their morals

when xhamster does it, it's to get business

But class, being gay is wrong.