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The Flood / Re: Found a letter I wrote to the only woman I ever loved.
« on: April 18, 2016, 02:03:31 PM »
That's pretty gay and emotional, son. What are you, a woman?
GOD I BET YOU DON'T EVEN WEAR EYELINER

None of you will ever know the struggle #emolyfe
haha queer, I bet you shop at Hot Topic
Oh god no.

I don't subscribe to all that grunge bullshit, I buy Levi's, solid color tees, and any jacket that I can't go without buying.

Wool, leather, denim, canvas, I own a lot of jackets, and then a dependable hoodie that doesn't denote a brand.

I am guilty of buying sweaters at rue21 though.

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The Flood / Re: So...Magic the Gathering. Who here plays this?
« on: April 18, 2016, 01:59:22 PM »
O ye bruv you gotta get that mono white token endurance token game rollin for your soldier deck.

I've got a commander that hinges around building those guys up to outlast and then drop heavies onto the field to deal killing blows.

Pair with Avacyn at the helm and it hasn't been beaten in years.

On the other hand for Modern events I roll with either an Abzan aggro with focus on a Kalonian Hydra drop or I run a Temur with lots of burn and aggro, almost Gruul, but with a splash of blue to work in counters and removal.

My Temur runs a Sarkhan Unbroken and the extra mana and card on his +1 is a real advantage, there's almost no reason to use his ultimate unless you're running dragons.

I've also got a fun mono blue that copies, steals, and counters my opponents' creatures, its fun in a multiplayer game.

But if you're looking for a calculated win you've gotta play Orzhov, run a death and taxes build and you're pretty much bulletproof.

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The Flood / Re: Found a letter I wrote to the only woman I ever loved.
« on: April 18, 2016, 01:49:58 PM »
That's pretty gay and emotional, son. What are you, a woman?
GOD I BET YOU DON'T EVEN WEAR EYELINER

None of you will ever know the struggle #emolyfe

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The Flood / Found a letter I wrote to the only woman I ever loved.
« on: April 18, 2016, 12:25:37 PM »
Hang in there lads, its a bit of a read,and wishy washy at that.

Spoiler
It's been hard to get the courage to write this, and by the time I have the courage to send it none of it will matter.

I love you.

I haven't always, and I tried my best not to fall for you, but you have me now, and you always will.

I think that's what being in love is really about; not any magic that happens when you lock eyes from across the room, but the moment when you realize someone is your best friend, and you want to spend the rest of your life with them.

And that's what makes real love so hard, because if it turned out to not be the real thing, you've lost your best friend. I valued having you in my life every day over taking the chance on losing you, because just being with you is more important than feeling your embrace, and maybe now that I've lost you, its easier because I realized that you're gone anyway, and if I really lose you, my heart can't ache any more.

I never wanted to love you, but my heart belongs to you, and my head didn't get much of a say.

I once told you to never give up on something you can't go a day without thinking about, and from the first time I ever said that to myself, you were the only thing on my mind.

I don't hope to accomplish anything today, but I wanted to say...
Thanks for the courage to smile even when I'm sad, and thanks for being in my life. Thanks for teaching me how to fall in love, and thanks for never breaking my heart.

You're perfect in every way, and I hope nothing but the best for you in every walk of life.

I thought I have some grandiose pontification, but it seems I'm merely at a loss.

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The Flood / When do you go from having savage burns on the daily...
« on: April 18, 2016, 09:22:29 AM »
To just being an asshole?

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The Flood / Re: If we evolved from caveman
« on: April 18, 2016, 09:18:38 AM »
What you mean "evolved from cavemen?" We still are!

Ah yes, huddled for warmth in the hides of our prey, staring into the light, hanging onto a glimmer of hope that we may see it on the horizon just one more time.

Or in their case, avoid seeing it again.
Whether you construe that to mean that they might snuff out the lives they cling to before the darkness has passed, or merely hope to shield their eyes from its magnificent incandecense, is your volition.

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The Flood / Re: When is it too many partners?
« on: April 18, 2016, 09:13:05 AM »
I'm sure this thirty year old just wants to bang you because you're the only type of person she has experience interacting with.

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The Flood / Re: 11/22/63 is one of the best novels I've ever read
« on: April 18, 2016, 09:11:11 AM »
Why would you read the works of other authors? That's pretty pathetic
Whoa now verb.

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The Flood / Re: 11/22/63 is one of the best novels I've ever read
« on: April 18, 2016, 09:10:50 AM »
Stephen King is trash
Sure, maybe some stories like Cujo. I guess he's not for everyone. That is your opinion, sir.
I don't see why people need to say 'that's your opinion'

It's obviously not an objective fact, nor did he imply that it was.

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The Flood / Re: Who would win: horse or gorilla?
« on: April 18, 2016, 08:43:52 AM »
It depends on who has the high ground.

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The Flood / Re: Would you become kebab to destroy kebab?
« on: April 18, 2016, 08:30:06 AM »

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The Flood / Re: When one of you sends me a snap about how you...
« on: April 18, 2016, 07:10:22 AM »
Sent from my tbqhimhosmhfam using Tapatalk

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The Flood / Re: When one of you sends me a snap about how you...
« on: April 18, 2016, 07:09:17 AM »
Yeah bro right after I finished oogling your car I jacked off to your girlfriend my bad.

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The Flood / Re: have a question
« on: April 18, 2016, 06:21:58 AM »
There would be a dead nigga in my house.
lmao watch out guys

Are you gonna shoot him with your cosplay guns?
No I'm just gotta sit there and let someone just shit on me.

I'll fucking stab him you idiot.
LOL

But think of it this way: Even if you can kill him, you'll be tossing salads in prison for the rest of your life.
Defending myself* and protecting my home/family. If excessive force is needed to keep the person from harming me or others in the household then what else can you do? I'll get off on self defence, because he intruded and seemingly tried to harm my well being, and he's black.

So good day.
Is there a reason you're taking this so seriously? Repressed memories? lmao
he never got a revenge doodoo in

Every night he has nightmares of niggers sitting in circles having doodoos on him

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The Flood / Re: rate me on a scale of 1 to 3
« on: April 17, 2016, 05:10:06 PM »
A perfect 5/7

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The Flood / Hey verb, I've got a question
« on: April 16, 2016, 01:30:30 AM »
Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, fears what he has created.

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The Flood / what the fuck cheat
« on: April 15, 2016, 10:30:40 PM »
The site is running slower than kinder at a marathon

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The Flood / Re: Reminder: If you're not using three monitors....
« on: April 15, 2016, 10:28:27 PM »
If all three of your monitors are the same and sitting side by side then it is objectively not utilitarian and you deserve to be shot.

I have a smaller square monitor I use to display vital information, a large central 16:9 monitor for the task at hand, and a smaller 16:9 monitor for a secondary task.

Gaming while surfing the forum and looking at FAQs and walkthroughs.

Yeah my battlestation was pretty cool back in the day...

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The Flood / Re: hotbox goals
« on: April 15, 2016, 10:24:10 PM »

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The Flood / hotbox goals
« on: April 15, 2016, 10:14:24 PM »


Discuss weed

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The Flood / Re: It's three am here and I can't sleep
« on: April 14, 2016, 07:09:14 AM »
It's 4:03 and I can't sleep

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The Flood / Re: So we can embed all this shit onto the site
« on: April 14, 2016, 06:18:26 AM »
But no way to embed the site into real life.
I disagree, brother.
this was a subtle print button rant

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The Flood / So we can embed all this shit onto the site
« on: April 14, 2016, 04:27:59 AM »
Images, videos, music, quotes, links, email, spoilers, even emojis. There's so much we can do with this, even embedding our hearts and minds, But no way to embed the site into real life.

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The Flood / Re: I really hate people right now.
« on: April 14, 2016, 04:23:23 AM »
I am a ready of golden sunshine in the lives of all those near me, so people tend to not do bad things to me.

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The Flood / Re: ask me anything--in three words or less
« on: April 13, 2016, 10:36:32 PM »
I am groot

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The Flood / Re: I think I got flaked out on again
« on: April 13, 2016, 10:33:53 PM »
Just livestream your suicide already.

It's been too long since I watched someone die.

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The Flood / Re: Doc Trump to Martín Rubio
« on: April 13, 2016, 10:27:27 PM »
ROADS?

WHERE YOU'RE GOING YOU WON'T  NEED ROADS.
*shoves Rubio into catapult*

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The Flood / Re: Doc Trump to Martín Rubio
« on: April 13, 2016, 10:26:11 PM »
But Doc, there are no roads crossing through your wall to let us back through!

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The Flood / Re: Doc Trump to Martín Rubio
« on: April 13, 2016, 10:24:57 PM »
NOT YOU MARTY IT'S YOUR KIDS!
YOUR ANCHOR BABIES LET YOU STAY, NO TIME TO EXPLAIN YOU GOTTA GO BACK!

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