This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.
Messages - Solonoid
Pages: 1 ... 180181182 183184 ... 449
5431
« on: April 19, 2016, 04:27:44 AM »
Sunshine is one of the worst films I've ever seen.
I've never seen it so you can stop connecting on it.
5432
« on: April 19, 2016, 01:40:07 AM »
FOR SOMEBODY TO FUCK ME
I'm literally siting in an xxl sweater and nothing else and nobody has capitalized on this PRIME ASS
It doesn't get more kawaii than this, plus, I'm starting to cone down, which means I haven't much time left.
5433
« on: April 18, 2016, 03:17:58 PM »
I see in Afghanistan they didnt teach you how to read.
Oh like you've never played a star trek game.
5434
« on: April 18, 2016, 03:17:15 PM »
How come nobody is posting the mc from the game where you play as Ellen Page crying in the bathroom.
5435
« on: April 18, 2016, 03:05:10 PM »
>he fell for the tertiary education scam
Dude I'm absolutely clueless as to what I would do without a tertiary education. All I can think of is min wage jobs in a store or military, it's limited as fuck
That's because you're thinking inside the box. That's all they teach you upstairs, how to be a bitch. It's the people without degrees who start businesses and hire monkeys from uni to run them.
5436
« on: April 18, 2016, 02:34:49 PM »
AT LEAST I'M NOT BOOT LICKING FILTH
MOD FETISH
MOD FETISH
5437
« on: April 18, 2016, 02:33:13 PM »
I only defecate in public toilets, so that my feces may be ambiguous. >2016 The year Our Lord and Savior Jesus of Nazareth died on the cross for all our sins
>Leaving your basement for any reason ever
FUCKING NORMIE REEEEE
ftfy
5438
« on: April 18, 2016, 02:30:04 PM »
Mine is named Malik and two whole minutes of listening to him speak would be tiring.
That's why I don't permit him to.
5439
« on: April 18, 2016, 02:28:15 PM »
You're right not to let the government harvest your stool, its how they clone and replace you with democrats.
I only defecate in public toilets, so that my feces may be ambiguous.
5440
« on: April 18, 2016, 02:24:31 PM »
>he socializes
You scrubs will never reach true enlightenment. I have already converted my single dorm room into a makeshift hermit's cave, complete will rock walling, candles, and a small body of mystic and arcane texts. Soon I will become the strongest wizard, and nobody will be able to stop me.
You fool. I already know the strongest wizard, a smallish fellow who dwells under a bridge off yonder, he has been known to make fire and lightning, and steal the memories of unsuspecting damsels and weasel them away in a jar, which he sings to softly each night, curdling them with some ancient magic, and then coyly placing the mottled memories back into the heads of the lass'.
5441
« on: April 18, 2016, 02:21:04 PM »
i'll bet it was sol
I already said it was me. In actuality though, no, I want no part of a service that steals nude photos of people. Those are a precious thing to be shared between sender and recipient.
5442
« on: April 18, 2016, 02:18:25 PM »
It's okay tho because in my abzan I totally have a combo to get 2-4 infinity/infinity creatures with flying.
5443
« on: April 18, 2016, 02:17:03 PM »
O ye bruv you gotta get that mono white token endurance token game rollin for your soldier deck.
I've got a commander that hinges around building those guys up to outlast and then drop heavies onto the field to deal killing blows.
Pair with Avacyn at the helm and it hasn't been beaten in years.
On the other hand for Modern events I roll with either an Abzan aggro with focus on a Kalonian Hydra drop or I run a Temur with lots of burn and aggro, almost Gruul, but with a splash of blue to work in counters and removal.
My Temur runs a Sarkhan Unbroken and the extra mana and card on his +1 is a real advantage, there's almost no reason to use his ultimate unless you're running dragons.
I've also got a fun mono blue that copies, steals, and counters my opponents' creatures, its fun in a multiplayer game.
But if you're looking for a calculated win you've gotta play Orzhov, run a death and taxes build and you're pretty much bulletproof.
My soldier deck is mono white, solid, bruh. Deals mostly with counters. I only need 5 mana to run my whole deck.
By turn 6 I have 3 creatures that have first strike, 6/6, and vigilance. I got Elspeth in here too.
I've got Sarkhan in my All color Dragon deck. And all the dragon lords.
If you're not going to events and just playing kitchen table I recommend tossing a Jazal Goldmane into your soldier deck.
His activated ability adds +x/+x to each attacking creature until end of turn, where x is the number of attacking creatures.
Swing with a dozen or so tokens every turn and you have yourself a set game, unless they're running some bullshit genesis pod deck.
Ooh, or the infini-mana allies combo that spawns infinite wolves.
Splinter decks, mang. That's all you need to ruin someone's day.
Not sure if you mean slivers or splinter twin, but either way I shudder. My friend runs a storm deck where he spends his whole turn doing a big combo to make infinite mama and then hit you with a burn. He does it like, a turn or two in as well, which makes it really only beatable by a stubborn denial or manaless dredge.
5444
« on: April 18, 2016, 02:11:33 PM »
O ye bruv you gotta get that mono white token endurance token game rollin for your soldier deck.
I've got a commander that hinges around building those guys up to outlast and then drop heavies onto the field to deal killing blows.
Pair with Avacyn at the helm and it hasn't been beaten in years.
On the other hand for Modern events I roll with either an Abzan aggro with focus on a Kalonian Hydra drop or I run a Temur with lots of burn and aggro, almost Gruul, but with a splash of blue to work in counters and removal.
My Temur runs a Sarkhan Unbroken and the extra mana and card on his +1 is a real advantage, there's almost no reason to use his ultimate unless you're running dragons.
I've also got a fun mono blue that copies, steals, and counters my opponents' creatures, its fun in a multiplayer game.
But if you're looking for a calculated win you've gotta play Orzhov, run a death and taxes build and you're pretty much bulletproof.
My soldier deck is mono white, solid, bruh. Deals mostly with counters. I only need 5 mana to run my whole deck.
By turn 6 I have 3 creatures that have first strike, 6/6, and vigilance. I got Elspeth in here too.
I've got Sarkhan in my All color Dragon deck. And all the dragon lords.
If you're not going to events and just playing kitchen table I recommend tossing a Jazal Goldmane into your soldier deck. His activated ability adds +x/+x to each attacking creature until end of turn, where x is the number of attacking creatures. Swing with a dozen or so tokens every turn and you have yourself a set game, unless they're running some bullshit genesis pod deck. Ooh, or the infini-mana allies combo that spawns infinite wolves.
5445
« on: April 18, 2016, 02:05:14 PM »
And that, gents, is why we don't talk about Magic.
Eventually it all becomes unintelligible garbage.
5446
« on: April 18, 2016, 02:03:31 PM »
That's pretty gay and emotional, son. What are you, a woman?
GOD I BET YOU DON'T EVEN WEAR EYELINER
None of you will ever know the struggle #emolyfe
haha queer, I bet you shop at Hot Topic
Oh god no. I don't subscribe to all that grunge bullshit, I buy Levi's, solid color tees, and any jacket that I can't go without buying. Wool, leather, denim, canvas, I own a lot of jackets, and then a dependable hoodie that doesn't denote a brand. I am guilty of buying sweaters at rue21 though.
5447
« on: April 18, 2016, 01:59:22 PM »
O ye bruv you gotta get that mono white token endurance token game rollin for your soldier deck.
I've got a commander that hinges around building those guys up to outlast and then drop heavies onto the field to deal killing blows.
Pair with Avacyn at the helm and it hasn't been beaten in years.
On the other hand for Modern events I roll with either an Abzan aggro with focus on a Kalonian Hydra drop or I run a Temur with lots of burn and aggro, almost Gruul, but with a splash of blue to work in counters and removal.
My Temur runs a Sarkhan Unbroken and the extra mana and card on his +1 is a real advantage, there's almost no reason to use his ultimate unless you're running dragons.
I've also got a fun mono blue that copies, steals, and counters my opponents' creatures, its fun in a multiplayer game.
But if you're looking for a calculated win you've gotta play Orzhov, run a death and taxes build and you're pretty much bulletproof.
5448
« on: April 18, 2016, 01:49:58 PM »
That's pretty gay and emotional, son. What are you, a woman?
GOD I BET YOU DON'T EVEN WEAR EYELINER None of you will ever know the struggle #emolyfe
5449
« on: April 18, 2016, 12:25:37 PM »
Hang in there lads, its a bit of a read,and wishy washy at that. Spoiler It's been hard to get the courage to write this, and by the time I have the courage to send it none of it will matter.
I love you.
I haven't always, and I tried my best not to fall for you, but you have me now, and you always will.
I think that's what being in love is really about; not any magic that happens when you lock eyes from across the room, but the moment when you realize someone is your best friend, and you want to spend the rest of your life with them.
And that's what makes real love so hard, because if it turned out to not be the real thing, you've lost your best friend. I valued having you in my life every day over taking the chance on losing you, because just being with you is more important than feeling your embrace, and maybe now that I've lost you, its easier because I realized that you're gone anyway, and if I really lose you, my heart can't ache any more.
I never wanted to love you, but my heart belongs to you, and my head didn't get much of a say.
I once told you to never give up on something you can't go a day without thinking about, and from the first time I ever said that to myself, you were the only thing on my mind.
I don't hope to accomplish anything today, but I wanted to say...
Thanks for the courage to smile even when I'm sad, and thanks for being in my life. Thanks for teaching me how to fall in love, and thanks for never breaking my heart.
You're perfect in every way, and I hope nothing but the best for you in every walk of life.
I thought I have some grandiose pontification, but it seems I'm merely at a loss.
5450
« on: April 18, 2016, 09:22:29 AM »
To just being an asshole?
5451
« on: April 18, 2016, 09:18:38 AM »
What you mean "evolved from cavemen?" We still are!
Ah yes, huddled for warmth in the hides of our prey, staring into the light, hanging onto a glimmer of hope that we may see it on the horizon just one more time. Or in their case, avoid seeing it again. Whether you construe that to mean that they might snuff out the lives they cling to before the darkness has passed, or merely hope to shield their eyes from its magnificent incandecense, is your volition.
5452
« on: April 18, 2016, 09:13:05 AM »
I'm sure this thirty year old just wants to bang you because you're the only type of person she has experience interacting with.
5453
« on: April 18, 2016, 09:11:11 AM »
Why would you read the works of other authors? That's pretty pathetic
Whoa now verb.
5454
« on: April 18, 2016, 09:10:50 AM »
Stephen King is trash
Sure, maybe some stories like Cujo. I guess he's not for everyone. That is your opinion, sir.
I don't see why people need to say 'that's your opinion' It's obviously not an objective fact, nor did he imply that it was.
5455
« on: April 18, 2016, 08:43:52 AM »
It depends on who has the high ground.
5456
« on: April 18, 2016, 08:30:06 AM »
5457
« on: April 18, 2016, 07:10:22 AM »
Sent from my tbqhimhosmhfam using Tapatalk
5458
« on: April 18, 2016, 07:09:17 AM »
Yeah bro right after I finished oogling your car I jacked off to your girlfriend my bad.
5459
« on: April 18, 2016, 06:21:58 AM »
There would be a dead nigga in my house.
lmao watch out guys
Are you gonna shoot him with your cosplay guns?
No I'm just gotta sit there and let someone just shit on me.
I'll fucking stab him you idiot.
LOL
But think of it this way: Even if you can kill him, you'll be tossing salads in prison for the rest of your life.
Defending myself* and protecting my home/family. If excessive force is needed to keep the person from harming me or others in the household then what else can you do? I'll get off on self defence, because he intruded and seemingly tried to harm my well being, and he's black.
So good day.
Is there a reason you're taking this so seriously? Repressed memories? lmao
he never got a revenge doodoo in Every night he has nightmares of niggers sitting in circles having doodoos on him
5460
« on: April 17, 2016, 05:10:06 PM »
A perfect 5/7
Pages: 1 ... 180181182 183184 ... 449
|
Show Posts