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5431
« on: May 18, 2016, 01:34:57 PM »
No but one time me and my friends were walking down the street and we found a kitten.
We named him Ice Cube and tried to give it to a homeless lady, but she couldn't take him.
So we eventually found him a good home.
5432
« on: May 18, 2016, 01:27:57 PM »
How are you on here so much if you don't have a house or money for food?
He stole his phone. He reloads with prepaid cards that he also steals.
I've never been that desperate until very recently. I just picked up a paycheck so I paid my bills. All of my bank accounts are I arrears, and all of my credit cards are maxed out. I've got a lot of work ahead of me.
5433
« on: May 18, 2016, 12:37:18 PM »
I get a raging boner when I'm around little girls.
Is there an ointment or salve you can recommend for this ailment?
Perhaps a lotion?
5434
« on: May 18, 2016, 12:33:46 PM »
Was it scary?
See anything happen?
Did you ever think of sep7agon while you were in there?
A couple of guys got in fights a few times. I stayed in good graces because I got drugs from medical that I gave out in exchange for stuff like cake and soda. There were a lot of drugs, mostly pills but also meth and cigarettes. I wasn't scared, I just kept my head down and didn't piss anyone off. And yes, I often thought about getting back to the forums.
5435
« on: May 18, 2016, 12:12:13 PM »
5436
« on: May 18, 2016, 11:21:26 AM »
How was the sex?
there was none I'm not sure if that's good or bad.
5437
« on: May 18, 2016, 11:20:29 AM »
Are you doing okay now? Like home and food wise?
yeah I just picked up a paycheck and I'm working on getting my job back.
5438
« on: May 18, 2016, 10:42:15 AM »
I think she might be in highschool
She's too old for you bro
Praise the sun.
5439
« on: May 18, 2016, 10:19:08 AM »
I'm fairly certain that spam bots get permabanned, so can we get along with that?
5440
« on: May 18, 2016, 10:14:52 AM »
Are you gonna work to earn the stuff you want instead of stealing it now?
If I can get my job back.
Also, fuck you.
You have to steal to stay alive when you live on the street, my first paycheck hadn't come yet and I was starving, I think its justifiable to steal from a major corporation to feed yourself.
And you cant apply for food stamps/welfare why?
Because I don't have a home address. However, welfare is an even bigger leech on the people of this country than theft is. Are you gonna work to earn the stuff you want instead of stealing it now?
If I can get my job back.
Also, fuck you.
You have to steal to stay alive when you live on the street, my first paycheck hadn't come yet and I was starving, I think its justifiable to steal from a major corporation to feed yourself.
Stealing from a major corporation or family-owned business is never justifiable in any way, shape, or form.
In this world you gotta earn what you want/need.
It falls under a moral grey area. Not everything is black and white. Anyway, I didn't even do it, the guy I was hanging out with did, he stole some gold plated pens or something like that, and the cops got us both. My lawyer said she basically wasn't fight my case so I plea bargained.
5441
« on: May 18, 2016, 09:59:42 AM »
haha poor fag
haha europoor
5442
« on: May 18, 2016, 09:56:28 AM »
Are you gonna work to earn the stuff you want instead of stealing it now?
If I can get my job back. Also, fuck you. You have to steal to stay alive when you live on the street, my first paycheck hadn't come yet and I was starving, I think its justifiable to steal from a major corporation to feed yourself.
5443
« on: May 18, 2016, 09:54:01 AM »
Are you autistic?
Yeah man, something like that.
5444
« on: May 18, 2016, 09:48:41 AM »
How was the food?
It wasn't great, but it wasn't that bad either. Definitely looking forward to lunch today, so I can eat some free world food. County or state?
If county, been there done that.
If state, did anyone make you their bitch? Did you get in any fights?
County. Meat any one?
Thankfully no. What did you get in for?
Theft over $100 Do I have to ask something?
You just did, so yeah.
5445
« on: May 18, 2016, 08:56:42 AM »
Served thirty days on a sixty day sentence.
AMA me anything.
5446
« on: April 19, 2016, 04:27:44 AM »
Sunshine is one of the worst films I've ever seen.
I've never seen it so you can stop connecting on it.
5447
« on: April 19, 2016, 01:40:07 AM »
FOR SOMEBODY TO FUCK ME
I'm literally siting in an xxl sweater and nothing else and nobody has capitalized on this PRIME ASS
It doesn't get more kawaii than this, plus, I'm starting to cone down, which means I haven't much time left.
5448
« on: April 18, 2016, 03:17:58 PM »
I see in Afghanistan they didnt teach you how to read.
Oh like you've never played a star trek game.
5449
« on: April 18, 2016, 03:17:15 PM »
How come nobody is posting the mc from the game where you play as Ellen Page crying in the bathroom.
5450
« on: April 18, 2016, 03:05:10 PM »
>he fell for the tertiary education scam
Dude I'm absolutely clueless as to what I would do without a tertiary education. All I can think of is min wage jobs in a store or military, it's limited as fuck
That's because you're thinking inside the box. That's all they teach you upstairs, how to be a bitch. It's the people without degrees who start businesses and hire monkeys from uni to run them.
5451
« on: April 18, 2016, 02:34:49 PM »
AT LEAST I'M NOT BOOT LICKING FILTH
MOD FETISH
MOD FETISH
5452
« on: April 18, 2016, 02:33:13 PM »
I only defecate in public toilets, so that my feces may be ambiguous. >2016 The year Our Lord and Savior Jesus of Nazareth died on the cross for all our sins
>Leaving your basement for any reason ever
FUCKING NORMIE REEEEE
ftfy
5453
« on: April 18, 2016, 02:30:04 PM »
Mine is named Malik and two whole minutes of listening to him speak would be tiring.
That's why I don't permit him to.
5454
« on: April 18, 2016, 02:28:15 PM »
You're right not to let the government harvest your stool, its how they clone and replace you with democrats.
I only defecate in public toilets, so that my feces may be ambiguous.
5455
« on: April 18, 2016, 02:24:31 PM »
>he socializes
You scrubs will never reach true enlightenment. I have already converted my single dorm room into a makeshift hermit's cave, complete will rock walling, candles, and a small body of mystic and arcane texts. Soon I will become the strongest wizard, and nobody will be able to stop me.
You fool. I already know the strongest wizard, a smallish fellow who dwells under a bridge off yonder, he has been known to make fire and lightning, and steal the memories of unsuspecting damsels and weasel them away in a jar, which he sings to softly each night, curdling them with some ancient magic, and then coyly placing the mottled memories back into the heads of the lass'.
5456
« on: April 18, 2016, 02:21:04 PM »
i'll bet it was sol
I already said it was me. In actuality though, no, I want no part of a service that steals nude photos of people. Those are a precious thing to be shared between sender and recipient.
5457
« on: April 18, 2016, 02:18:25 PM »
It's okay tho because in my abzan I totally have a combo to get 2-4 infinity/infinity creatures with flying.
5458
« on: April 18, 2016, 02:17:03 PM »
O ye bruv you gotta get that mono white token endurance token game rollin for your soldier deck.
I've got a commander that hinges around building those guys up to outlast and then drop heavies onto the field to deal killing blows.
Pair with Avacyn at the helm and it hasn't been beaten in years.
On the other hand for Modern events I roll with either an Abzan aggro with focus on a Kalonian Hydra drop or I run a Temur with lots of burn and aggro, almost Gruul, but with a splash of blue to work in counters and removal.
My Temur runs a Sarkhan Unbroken and the extra mana and card on his +1 is a real advantage, there's almost no reason to use his ultimate unless you're running dragons.
I've also got a fun mono blue that copies, steals, and counters my opponents' creatures, its fun in a multiplayer game.
But if you're looking for a calculated win you've gotta play Orzhov, run a death and taxes build and you're pretty much bulletproof.
My soldier deck is mono white, solid, bruh. Deals mostly with counters. I only need 5 mana to run my whole deck.
By turn 6 I have 3 creatures that have first strike, 6/6, and vigilance. I got Elspeth in here too.
I've got Sarkhan in my All color Dragon deck. And all the dragon lords.
If you're not going to events and just playing kitchen table I recommend tossing a Jazal Goldmane into your soldier deck.
His activated ability adds +x/+x to each attacking creature until end of turn, where x is the number of attacking creatures.
Swing with a dozen or so tokens every turn and you have yourself a set game, unless they're running some bullshit genesis pod deck.
Ooh, or the infini-mana allies combo that spawns infinite wolves.
Splinter decks, mang. That's all you need to ruin someone's day.
Not sure if you mean slivers or splinter twin, but either way I shudder. My friend runs a storm deck where he spends his whole turn doing a big combo to make infinite mama and then hit you with a burn. He does it like, a turn or two in as well, which makes it really only beatable by a stubborn denial or manaless dredge.
5459
« on: April 18, 2016, 02:11:33 PM »
O ye bruv you gotta get that mono white token endurance token game rollin for your soldier deck.
I've got a commander that hinges around building those guys up to outlast and then drop heavies onto the field to deal killing blows.
Pair with Avacyn at the helm and it hasn't been beaten in years.
On the other hand for Modern events I roll with either an Abzan aggro with focus on a Kalonian Hydra drop or I run a Temur with lots of burn and aggro, almost Gruul, but with a splash of blue to work in counters and removal.
My Temur runs a Sarkhan Unbroken and the extra mana and card on his +1 is a real advantage, there's almost no reason to use his ultimate unless you're running dragons.
I've also got a fun mono blue that copies, steals, and counters my opponents' creatures, its fun in a multiplayer game.
But if you're looking for a calculated win you've gotta play Orzhov, run a death and taxes build and you're pretty much bulletproof.
My soldier deck is mono white, solid, bruh. Deals mostly with counters. I only need 5 mana to run my whole deck.
By turn 6 I have 3 creatures that have first strike, 6/6, and vigilance. I got Elspeth in here too.
I've got Sarkhan in my All color Dragon deck. And all the dragon lords.
If you're not going to events and just playing kitchen table I recommend tossing a Jazal Goldmane into your soldier deck. His activated ability adds +x/+x to each attacking creature until end of turn, where x is the number of attacking creatures. Swing with a dozen or so tokens every turn and you have yourself a set game, unless they're running some bullshit genesis pod deck. Ooh, or the infini-mana allies combo that spawns infinite wolves.
5460
« on: April 18, 2016, 02:05:14 PM »
And that, gents, is why we don't talk about Magic.
Eventually it all becomes unintelligible garbage.
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