I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

Quote from: Zonda on June 22, 2016, 08:44:10 AM

Quote from: SpartanT on June 22, 2016, 08:42:14 AM

Just go to Halo Archive, Fedorekd, Bacon and I were all banned for memes

never forget

Mendy is a fucking retard, he thinks he's all high and mighty just because now he has his own website and sheep that follow him, but he's always been an autistic lolcow.

Kinda like Harlow.

And DeeJ.

'Who's this clown?'

It not only infers that you are a clown, but also that you're not one of the better known clowns.

Dumdledore kills Snape.

Holy shit, the legends are true, Brits do put tobacco in joints.

Fucking disgusting.

Try taking it out of the plastic.

*claps slowly*

I've been drinking almond milk for so long that regular milk just tastes gross to me

fucking disgusting

The only thing better than milk is more milk.

Quote from: Kirlia on June 08, 2016, 10:29:23 PM

Quote from: Yu on June 08, 2016, 10:26:51 PM

Theres the story about how my mom took me to a friend of her's because she thought I had trauma and I ended up getting limes and coins rubbed on my head while I got prayed at.

The shitty day where I totaled my mom's car, another car, and that car hit another one, got grounded, had to walk to work for 30 mins in the rain, found out I was off that day and got fired before I left.

Or the one where I was 6 and some guy came to my house while I was alone and robbed the place, unknown to myself at the time.


Thats all I can think of at the moment.

All your problems are so Mexican.

Only the first one is.

Some guy broke into your house cuz that's what happens in the barrio, you lost your job for not being able to read the schedule and probably not being able to speak English.

I once hit a man so hard he forgot what year it was.

I have an apartment now.
A rather nice one at that.

My roommates are great, but one hits his girlfriend, who used to be mine.

My father told me he thought my sister's "lifestyle" (lesbianism, I wanted to freak and tell him its no life different than any other) is an affront to God, and a sin.

I didn't have the heart to tell him I have lain with other men, and it felt right to me too.

But then I told him what we witnessed last night. An outbreak of domestic violence. Only there was a locked door between us and them. It took everything I had not to break it down.

And I confided in my bigoted father:

"Only five times in my life have i felt completely powerless.

The first when I said goodbye to my mother the first time.

The second when you left my mother.

The third when I fell in love.

The fourth last night, when I witnessed that ordeal.

Through drugs, alcohol, poverty, homelessness, hunger, clinical insanity (I've been hospitalized many times) and incarceration, I never doubted my resolve.

When friend and family alike cast me out or betrayed me, I stood tall.

But the fifth time was now, when I realized you were so lost, and I could not guide you.

Every time my heart was so deeply wrapped in the situation I could not fathom my next action.

I couldn't act because of love.

I failed you.
I'm sorry."

We parted ways.

That's the only time my father has ever seen me shed a tear, since the day his father died, when I first saw him cry in front of me.

But me, I'm doing well.
He is disappointed in me, and that's fine, I haven't done much with myself, but really I feel I've done a great deal.

But to be disappointed in my sister for who she loves, that's truly a man I have failed in my life.

TL;DR I'm doing good but my dads a bigot, and that makes me sad.

Oh god you have shown me the face of fear itself.

It has propelled us to the top of the food chain and helm of this world.

It is the desire to learn, to gain knowledge, to become something greater.

And the pursuit of information has led us down many dark paths, one we rousted hungered even more deeply than we.

An age of darkness settled in, and in this time of man's affront to the universe by cursing himself with his curiosity, he aspired even greater.

He would become more hungry for knowledge than this primal entity.

And so as learning had cursed us, we pushed onward that we may null our toxin with toxin itself.

We gained mighty understanding, and with it, mighty powers of brilliant light to smite the terrible enemy.

It's up to you to take the next leap. Learn all you can, and become the master of all your powers, and take the fight to the darkness.

It's not a gift, its your responsibility.

Be brave.
Become Legend.

Does it come with loli penetrating nano-limbs?