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« on: August 03, 2016, 12:22:51 PM »
>top tier beer
>American
>not brewn by monks in a secluded old monastery twice as old as your country making just enough for them to survive
Wew lad.
didn't americans literally invent micro brewery culture?
Wiki says that "the microbrewing movement began in the United Kingdom in the 1970s although traditional artisanal brewing existed in Europe for centuries and subsequently spread to other countries." No clue what "microbrewery culture" is supposed to be but there's small Belgian breweries going back to the 1300-1500s, so it's definitely not an American thing.
Microbrew refers to the size of the still, not the size of the brewery. Microbrew culture is basically devoted to doing weird and sometimes ungodly things to beer then having douchebags in waistcoats comment on its body as they wax their moustaches and spit the beer into a growler to bring home to their peasant servants. So yeah, probably British by invention and American by perfection.
5042
« on: August 03, 2016, 12:17:44 PM »
People go to parties and actually care about the beer they're drinking?
To an extent most people will a bit. I mean, if the guys only stocked corona or Guinness then I'm not gonna have a fun time.
But even fucking Busch or Miller lite isn't as "worst thing ever" as talking to beer snobs would have you believe...
Miller lite is a good beer to drink after a hard day's work. But most of the pretentious $17 a pint beer crowd doesn't know what hard work is.
5043
« on: August 02, 2016, 10:21:46 PM »
the best beer is whatever lands you in jail for doing some stupid shit
or dead
That would almost have been Rolling Rock then.
But Rolling Rock is piss, though.
Nah fam, it's pretty decent enough and cheap enough to party on.
It's better than Bud, but that's not saying much. Hell, Rolling Rock isn't even as good as Yuengling or Narragansett, and those beers are pretty sub par.
I bet you're fun at parties.
There's nothing wrong with RR
Yuengling is more than okay.
I bring my own beer to parties. Yuengling is just lame.
Oh you're that ass. The one who's too good to drink what everybody else is. I'm gonna break yer heart here kid, I think PBR is pretty okay, Rolling Rock isn't bad, and yuengling is a beer worth reveling in. Sam Smith Oatmeal Stout does make all that look like piss tho
5044
« on: August 02, 2016, 03:24:30 AM »
Life's like an hourglass glued to the table
No one can find the rewind button boys
You just gotta flip the table son.
5045
« on: August 02, 2016, 12:38:52 AM »
Wow I hate how very now
it's fun to use sarcastically
5046
« on: August 02, 2016, 12:11:40 AM »
Metal Gear Solid 4
underrated comment
5047
« on: August 02, 2016, 12:10:03 AM »
I'm an insurance adjuster.
5048
« on: August 01, 2016, 11:37:22 PM »
Wow even Verb did it?!
He was a loach.
5049
« on: August 01, 2016, 11:34:03 PM »
Shit, we've literally watched you grow up.
5050
« on: August 01, 2016, 11:33:10 PM »
I thought you killed yourself arky
I'm a ghost. Boo.
5051
« on: August 01, 2016, 11:31:10 PM »
why don't you like the godfather
I find the pacing tedious, and the plot not propagative enough of questions to justify such a pace.
5052
« on: August 01, 2016, 10:14:36 PM »
Well?
5053
« on: August 01, 2016, 10:10:55 PM »
I feel this way about the godfather.
5054
« on: August 01, 2016, 10:07:20 PM »
5055
« on: August 01, 2016, 09:47:58 PM »
kill yourself, what a horrible shitpost this is
It is a 100% true story you salty fuck.
Go back to Verbatim I'm sure the two of you were having a lovely conversation about how interesting and intelligent you are.
I'm not even sure what that means but I am sure that there is not a living person who gives a fuck.
5056
« on: August 01, 2016, 09:43:06 PM »
Can anyone hear the sound of verbatim being triggered in the distance?
5057
« on: August 01, 2016, 09:41:33 PM »
I'll change my avatar in a few hours.
Who's your favorite Pokรฉmon?
Guess.
Is there even a Jewish Pokemon?
5058
« on: August 01, 2016, 09:40:18 PM »
kill yourself, what a horrible shitpost this is
It is a 100% true story you salty fuck. Go back to Verbatim I'm sure the two of you were having a lovely conversation about how interesting and intelligent you are.
5059
« on: August 01, 2016, 09:38:04 PM »
I'm from Texas, as you might know, and my sister lives in New York.
Her girlfriend, who I swear is just Cheat's tg fursona, is very sheltered.
She regularly asks what commonplace things are, and who very well known people are.
She's constantly immersed in tumblr, and told me it didn't count that I had many female coworkers who outearned me working the same number of hours, simply because we weren't making shitloads of money.
Of course this is a gross misunderstanding of where the bulk of information used in calculating things like the wage gap lives.
But finally, I drew the line when she spoke two words that a red blooded Texan like myself cannot unhear.
"What's propane?"
My anus shriveled.
I saw my sister shudder, as my father glanced at her disapprovingly.
I could feel a vein in my neck trembling as blood pounded through my veins.
I began to sweat and could hear, like nails on a chalkboard, the grinding of my teeth.
I calmly said to her this:
"Pro-pain is what's about to rain down on your ass, missy. You done messed up, I'll tell you hwat. I'm gonna kick your ass."
5060
« on: August 01, 2016, 09:20:58 PM »
So sorry pour some milk on it.
Yeah I wrapped in a milk soaked towel. It's still tendie as an endie, but the burning subsided.
5061
« on: August 01, 2016, 09:15:15 PM »
I was cooking with some very spicy peppers, and went to use the bathroom.
Didn't wash my hands before wrangling my dangler and a couple of minutes later it started to be uncomfortable.
After about twenty minutes I was convinced i was getting a second circumcision, but this time using hydrochloric acid.
Now I know what its like to be Roman.
Now I know what its like to be Jeb.
Now I know what its like to be a waste.
5062
« on: August 01, 2016, 09:11:54 PM »
You really are scum.
5063
« on: August 01, 2016, 03:21:53 PM »
I just finished doing Kirlia tho, sorry not going back.
5064
« on: August 01, 2016, 12:58:10 PM »
Haven't watched season 3. It's got it's moments but I'm not crazy about it.
this is how I feel as well. There's some episodes that just crack me up and others that are just weird or depressing.
I would watch a spin off all about Todd tho
Todd is pretty sweet. I enjoy most episodes but it's not something I can watch over and over again like archer or always sunny. Falls just short of being great.
Yeah, its definitely something I would only watch once through.
5065
« on: August 01, 2016, 12:57:03 PM »
It's super deep, but in a sarcastic way.
5066
« on: August 01, 2016, 12:55:10 PM »
I have been summoned back with an update on my personal life, comrades. It seems my penis is doing well, perhaps even better than before. No circumcision required, just removal of a small skin tag. The foreskin can now be pulled down farther than before for increased pleasure, and I can even look like cut guys. It can also be cleaned much better now, and it's overall hygiene has been increased.
Next, I have a full-time teaching interview this afternoon; although it is still a substitute position and different classes everyday. Meh...
Third, I met an amazing girl Saturday night. She is as nerdy as I am and literally likes most things that I do, and we really clicked. She is gorgeous and looks like Scarlet Johannsen mixed with Adele and Marilyn Monroe. She looks like a doll and we had instant chemistry. I'm glad we met each other, and I realized I don't want to just hook up. Only problem is she just got out of a four year relationship, so I don't want to seem too pushy with her. But she does want to see me again and watch the Force Awakens together on Wednesday. She is just as unlucky as I am. On our first date we went to a park with our coffees. It rained and we got soaked, she spilled hers, and by the end of the night my car battery had died.
"mixed with Adele"
So she's fat?
You must be new here. Roman won't even look at someone if they're under 250 lbs.
5067
« on: August 01, 2016, 12:54:29 PM »
Oh gross you're still uncut?
Fucking disgusting.
5068
« on: July 31, 2016, 08:01:54 PM »
Basically everybody just be SecondClass during August. eg 
5069
« on: July 31, 2016, 05:13:28 PM »
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5070
« on: July 31, 2016, 04:22:40 PM »
As long as you give me a white biological grandchild, you may do as you please and I'll always support you. no hes legit gay not fake gay
>Implying Legit gays Can't have biological children
There are no legit gays here now that poopo is gone. Just bis. Even Icy and Casper have had sex with women.
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