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« on: August 01, 2016, 09:43:06 PM »
Can anyone hear the sound of verbatim being triggered in the distance?
5042
« on: August 01, 2016, 09:41:33 PM »
I'll change my avatar in a few hours.
Who's your favorite PokΓ©mon?
Guess.
Is there even a Jewish Pokemon?
5043
« on: August 01, 2016, 09:40:18 PM »
kill yourself, what a horrible shitpost this is
It is a 100% true story you salty fuck. Go back to Verbatim I'm sure the two of you were having a lovely conversation about how interesting and intelligent you are.
5044
« on: August 01, 2016, 09:38:04 PM »
I'm from Texas, as you might know, and my sister lives in New York.
Her girlfriend, who I swear is just Cheat's tg fursona, is very sheltered.
She regularly asks what commonplace things are, and who very well known people are.
She's constantly immersed in tumblr, and told me it didn't count that I had many female coworkers who outearned me working the same number of hours, simply because we weren't making shitloads of money.
Of course this is a gross misunderstanding of where the bulk of information used in calculating things like the wage gap lives.
But finally, I drew the line when she spoke two words that a red blooded Texan like myself cannot unhear.
"What's propane?"
My anus shriveled.
I saw my sister shudder, as my father glanced at her disapprovingly.
I could feel a vein in my neck trembling as blood pounded through my veins.
I began to sweat and could hear, like nails on a chalkboard, the grinding of my teeth.
I calmly said to her this:
"Pro-pain is what's about to rain down on your ass, missy. You done messed up, I'll tell you hwat. I'm gonna kick your ass."
5045
« on: August 01, 2016, 09:20:58 PM »
So sorry pour some milk on it.
Yeah I wrapped in a milk soaked towel. It's still tendie as an endie, but the burning subsided.
5046
« on: August 01, 2016, 09:15:15 PM »
I was cooking with some very spicy peppers, and went to use the bathroom.
Didn't wash my hands before wrangling my dangler and a couple of minutes later it started to be uncomfortable.
After about twenty minutes I was convinced i was getting a second circumcision, but this time using hydrochloric acid.
Now I know what its like to be Roman.
Now I know what its like to be Jeb.
Now I know what its like to be a waste.
5047
« on: August 01, 2016, 09:11:54 PM »
You really are scum.
5048
« on: August 01, 2016, 03:21:53 PM »
I just finished doing Kirlia tho, sorry not going back.
5049
« on: August 01, 2016, 12:58:10 PM »
Haven't watched season 3. It's got it's moments but I'm not crazy about it.
this is how I feel as well. There's some episodes that just crack me up and others that are just weird or depressing.
I would watch a spin off all about Todd tho
Todd is pretty sweet. I enjoy most episodes but it's not something I can watch over and over again like archer or always sunny. Falls just short of being great.
Yeah, its definitely something I would only watch once through.
5050
« on: August 01, 2016, 12:57:03 PM »
It's super deep, but in a sarcastic way.
5051
« on: August 01, 2016, 12:55:10 PM »
I have been summoned back with an update on my personal life, comrades. It seems my penis is doing well, perhaps even better than before. No circumcision required, just removal of a small skin tag. The foreskin can now be pulled down farther than before for increased pleasure, and I can even look like cut guys. It can also be cleaned much better now, and it's overall hygiene has been increased.
Next, I have a full-time teaching interview this afternoon; although it is still a substitute position and different classes everyday. Meh...
Third, I met an amazing girl Saturday night. She is as nerdy as I am and literally likes most things that I do, and we really clicked. She is gorgeous and looks like Scarlet Johannsen mixed with Adele and Marilyn Monroe. She looks like a doll and we had instant chemistry. I'm glad we met each other, and I realized I don't want to just hook up. Only problem is she just got out of a four year relationship, so I don't want to seem too pushy with her. But she does want to see me again and watch the Force Awakens together on Wednesday. She is just as unlucky as I am. On our first date we went to a park with our coffees. It rained and we got soaked, she spilled hers, and by the end of the night my car battery had died.
"mixed with Adele"
So she's fat?
You must be new here. Roman won't even look at someone if they're under 250 lbs.
5052
« on: August 01, 2016, 12:54:29 PM »
Oh gross you're still uncut?
Fucking disgusting.
5053
« on: July 31, 2016, 08:01:54 PM »
Basically everybody just be SecondClass during August. eg 
5054
« on: July 31, 2016, 05:13:28 PM »
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5055
« on: July 31, 2016, 04:22:40 PM »
As long as you give me a white biological grandchild, you may do as you please and I'll always support you. no hes legit gay not fake gay
>Implying Legit gays Can't have biological children
There are no legit gays here now that poopo is gone. Just bis. Even Icy and Casper have had sex with women.
5056
« on: July 31, 2016, 04:19:27 PM »
I was eating lunch you piece of shit
Like you haven't had semen in your mouth before.
5057
« on: July 31, 2016, 04:17:54 PM »
I don't see the problem.
5058
« on: July 31, 2016, 04:15:36 PM »
That's door.
door isnt as attractive as either of these queers
Photoshop bruh. It can even make Kim Kardashian attractive.
5059
« on: July 31, 2016, 04:14:53 PM »
So we've got that white box, a 3 foot 3.5 to 3.5 jumper that I just now remember that I wanted, and some old memo pop punk.
Now I can roll around the countryside with my windows down blasting their cover of Boys of Summer on repeat.
I've literally been blasting the Ataris cover of Boys of Summer with my windows rolled down since I first got my license.
5060
« on: July 31, 2016, 04:14:30 PM »
So we've got that white box, a 3 foot 3.5 to 3.5 jumper that I just now remember that I wanted, and some old memo pop punk.
Now I can roll around the countryside with my windows down blasting their cover of Boys of Summer on repeat.
I've literally been blasting the Ataris cover of Boys of Summer with my windows rolled down since I first got my license.
5061
« on: July 31, 2016, 04:06:43 PM »
That's door.
5062
« on: July 31, 2016, 03:39:56 PM »
5063
« on: July 31, 2016, 01:41:53 PM »
5064
« on: July 31, 2016, 07:55:18 AM »
rip
Lol, good times. That's the only chat still active on Skype.
5065
« on: July 30, 2016, 09:47:22 PM »
Sep7agon must be a medium for transmitting disease.
Cheat is running it as a front for Jewish research.
They're developing a virus that controls the mind of goyims, and once Cheat is testing the distribution system with common viruses.
5066
« on: July 30, 2016, 09:43:28 PM »
Is china a chinese knockoff of china?
No, its a Chinese knockoff of the USSR.
5067
« on: July 30, 2016, 09:38:42 PM »
what does that make new zealand
An Australian knockoff ofGame of Thrones.
5068
« on: July 30, 2016, 01:55:47 PM »
Kupo was a gu boy
Dindu nuffin
5069
« on: July 30, 2016, 12:17:50 PM »
I'm the oldest of four brothers.
I have two that are seven, and one that it four.
My mother was in her room and one of the seven year olds thought she had been in there praying.
She asked him what he thought she was praying for, to which he replied:
"Bernie Sanders"
5070
« on: July 30, 2016, 11:46:57 AM »
Pokemon counts.
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