The takeout place I order from is named after Tienanmen Square.

Always makes me laugh, given the politically charged nature of the name.

Oh hey I've been there.

Quote from: Loaf on October 19, 2016, 06:39:34 PM

I wanna see a picture

You mean a picture of Tru? I've posted my own picture on here several times, I have horrible acne scars from high school and my eyes always have that grey fade around them.

Of course he means a picture of tru.

Stop hitting enter at the beginning of your quotes.

The BBcode automatically line breaks after a quote, you can just but it on the same line.

Don't bury yourself in his stuff.
That's not emotionally healthy.

Greetings Jamsharquel Jackson, I'm Jamsharquel Brown.

With the slow posting our names are gonna be really similar.

You're forgetting Kayne is running in 2O2O and at this point he might as well win

That's not a real year.

The 2020 candidates are Vince McMahon (R) and Larry Hryb (M)

Hillary is going to win the election and die of terminal whatever the fuck is wrong with her three days in.
Mike Pence is going to run the country (and the Democratic party) into the ground to the point where by 2020 they're not even culturally relevant.

Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer are going to found the Microgov Party, an AnCap party dedicated to created a nation in which the most powerful corporations and wealthiest individuals have the most success. They run it with an iron fist reminiscent of Boss Tweed's Tammany Hall.

By this time Trump has switched parties an additional three times, eventually landing with the Microgovs who elevated becoming the first Representative from Atlantis, the 51st state built by Microsoft on an artificial island which is for some reason in the Pacific.

In 2018 he becomes Speaker of the House.

The 2020 debates take place in this format:

Debate I: Wrestling Match
They never make physical contact, but it becomes clear that McMahon is the victor.
Debate II: Halo Tournament (entire cabinet participates)
McMahon's team proves worthy, but Dunkey (M) (Candidate for Sec. of State) displays unmatchable skills.
Debate III: Whoever gets the most retweets wins.
Everybody has both candidates blocked at this point, nobody wins.

VP Debate: John Cena (R) and Steve Downes (M) have a rap battle.
It seems as though Cena has won when he issues a sick burn, and his theme begins playing, but then Downes reminds the audience of Cena's decision to play Fred's father in that Nickelodeon original movie, John Cena becomes overwhelmed with his foolishness and falls to his knees in dramatic agony, then Steve Downes announces that he just gave the Republicans back their bomb.

November comes, and voters go to the polls, but the winner is unclear to me now.
What I do know is that Putin will reveal that he was the second coming in February 2021, ascend to heaven, and the US will step in and take over the country, which results in world peace.

Congress is so impressed by this that they name whoever is president at that time Supreme God Emperor for life, not knowing that before leaving Putin granted whoever holds the office of POTUS eternal youth.

In 2030, at the age of 84, Donald Trump has become Senate Majority leader, and leads a military coup, successfully overthrowing the current president and driving them into hiding. As he takes the Mantle of God-Emperor, his youth is restored and he becomes the turgid, powerful, immortal being to lead our race into a new age, and the next phase of our evolution.

Ten thousand years later, we have spread across the cosmos as a race of multi-galactic godlike beings, and Trump bows his head to the master he has served all along, who has been the engineer of all political agendas since the assassination of Lincoln. Finally ready to emerge from the shadows and claim the throne he has created from what mankind will certainly see in this distant future as the dawn of time, Cheat becomes Lord and Master of all the universe.

either don't drink, or make sure you're more hydrated next time, you FUCKING IDIOT

Um you just broke the rules.

Subhuman scum.

Can't wait to play Elite with VR

I think that we should cut back on megathreads, but not remove them entirely. For example: The Halo and Fallout threads need to go, but the Pokemon one should probably stay.

Wow

Quote from: Sᴏʟᴏɴᴏɪᴅ on October 14, 2016, 09:23:22 PM

Quote from: Risay117 on October 14, 2016, 09:20:27 PM

Well it means that Russia and US are upping the stakes in the game of chicken when it comes to Syria, with the same going with China and US in the South China Sea

Whatever we've had subs in the South China Sea ready to pull the trigger at any time for thirty years.
This won't change shit for that area of the world, they're basically always at defcon 1.

Well back then China wasn't building Islands and asserting dominance in the way it is now. Now China is really waving its dick around and they have the ability to back it up. That section of the world is changing and historical alliances may change, with countries like the Philippines switching sides.

No dude, I mean they have literally been rotating out subs and constantly waiting to take the shot for thirty years.

The South China Sea is ALWAYS ready to get fried.

Well it means that Russia and US are upping the stakes in the game of chicken when it comes to Syria, with the same going with China and US in the South China Sea

Whatever we've had subs in the South China Sea ready to pull the trigger at any time for thirty years.
This won't change shit for that area of the world, they're basically always at defcon 1.

Quote from: Sᴏʟᴏɴᴏɪᴅ on October 14, 2016, 04:01:21 PM

Quote from: Infinitely Arctic on October 14, 2016, 09:34:33 AM

Quote from: Sᴏʟᴏɴᴏɪᴅ on October 14, 2016, 06:39:32 AM

Quote from: Infinitely Arctic on October 14, 2016, 05:53:22 AM

Talk a walk in the moonlight

There's a storm dumbass.

Power doesn't just go out because it feels like it.

What you never took a walk in the rain before

Do you not understand the concept of a storm?

Pussy

This just in: not doing unpleasant things that there will be no consequence for you not doing makes you a pussy.

Quote from: Sᴏʟᴏɴᴏɪᴅ on October 14, 2016, 04:14:46 PM

Quote from: ApoplecticFowl on October 14, 2016, 04:10:14 PM

There's no practical difference between being able to achieve relativistic speed and time dilation, so he's both.

He never approaches the speed of light though.

And even if he did, my point stands that manipulating time is a side effect of his power, not the power itself.

Time dilation occurs at any fraction of the speed of light. Relativistic speeds don't refer to c, specifically.

It's functionally the same -- time "manipulation" in this sense is the same thing as being a speedster.

Time manipulator is a distinction that would be given to his class of powers, signifying some ability to traverse four dimensionally at will.

Quicksilver's movement is translated three dimensionally, with impact on the fourth dimension occurring because of his kinetic impact on spacetime, not because of an innate ability to manipulate it, and therefore more limited than someone like Kitty's ability to move through time, because she has the ability to move to any point in all four dimensions at will later in life.

He's really no more a manipulator of time than you or I, just on a larger scale.

Quote from: SecondClass on October 14, 2016, 04:23:47 PM

aw shit son it's on

It's only "on" because I had a feeling this thread was about me, and I felt like berating some dumbfuck who's just gonna sit there and take it because he's too pathetic to do anything else about it. I usually ignore Sol's threads because I know that they're all trash, but right now, I feel like taking the trash out.

You had a feeling that a thread mentioning you by name was about you?

Bravo friend, maybe there is hope after all.