This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.
Messages - Solonoid
Pages: 1 ... 119120121 122123 ... 449
3601
« on: October 20, 2016, 07:30:06 AM »
Bro try alcohol withdrawal
Do you pussies even shoot up heroin?
heroin is for poor people
This drug is for poor people. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JenkemLiterally sniffing shit to get high.
3602
« on: October 20, 2016, 07:26:50 AM »
Bro try alcohol withdrawal
Do you pussies even shoot up heroin?
3603
« on: October 20, 2016, 07:15:00 AM »
He sounds retarded.
I would kick your ass then boot from external disk to do a drive format.
Fuck you for fucking with other people's shit.
I mean, you could probably kick my ass when I'm turned around, but if you go through with it I'd beat your face bloody.
>current year
>tries to be a chad on backwater forum
Literally kill yourself virgin
Oh I'm sorry, did I intimidate you with a textual reply? Did I threaten your feelings of safety? Grow the fuck up, and shut the fuck up.
How would he feel threatened by a douchebag wannabe who lives in a different hemisphere flaccidly issuing threats that aren't even directed at him.
Then why did he speak up against me just saying I'd kick your ass back? It didn't warrant a response, yet he responded. The response probably made his heart rate go up and thus he felt compelled to type out some generic reply about me trying to be some chad, then telling me to kill myself.
I've spent 50% of potential time on you. I could go all the way and type out why he'd feel threatened, but I'm not gonna.
Maybe because I wasn't just pulling punches and you really ARE a douchebag and I'm not the only person on the site calling you out for it?
Nah, he ain't a whiteknight. If he was gonna stand up to me in this situation because I'm treating you badly, that'd be him defending you.
Either I was right, or you are and he's a whiteknight. Both are plausible.
Calling you out as a douche doesn't make someone a white knight, and he certainly wasn't defending me. The fact is you're a tiny autistic manchild who's too full of himself and everyone here knows. You're deluding yourself if you think basically stealing your brother's computer was cool, and you're even more jaded if you think anybody calling you out on the way you handle yourself is part of some white knight attention whoring. Batch and I pretty much hate each other, so if he's calling you a lifeless virgin wannabe chad then it's not for my benefit. How about instead of claiming that everyone else is the problem you take a look at yourself and stop being such a poser asswipe.
3604
« on: October 20, 2016, 07:06:33 AM »
Oh.
Sent from my SM-G920P using Tapatalk
Me too thanks Sent from my George Foreman GR0030P
3605
« on: October 20, 2016, 07:00:57 AM »
Mid terms people everything is gonna be fine
3606
« on: October 20, 2016, 07:00:11 AM »
He sounds retarded.
I would kick your ass then boot from external disk to do a drive format.
Fuck you for fucking with other people's shit.
I mean, you could probably kick my ass when I'm turned around, but if you go through with it I'd beat your face bloody.
>current year
>tries to be a chad on backwater forum
Literally kill yourself virgin
Oh I'm sorry, did I intimidate you with a textual reply? Did I threaten your feelings of safety? Grow the fuck up, and shut the fuck up.
How would he feel threatened by a douchebag wannabe who lives in a different hemisphere flaccidly issuing threats that aren't even directed at him.
Then why did he speak up against me just saying I'd kick your ass back? It didn't warrant a response, yet he responded. The response probably made his heart rate go up and thus he felt compelled to type out some generic reply about me trying to be some chad, then telling me to kill myself.
I've spent 50% of potential time on you. I could go all the way and type out why he'd feel threatened, but I'm not gonna.
Maybe because I wasn't just pulling punches and you really ARE a douchebag and I'm not the only person on the site calling you out for it?
3607
« on: October 20, 2016, 06:59:05 AM »
No we don't you lying sack of shiet
Fuck you I'm with my niggas every step of the way
gotta post it up through the authentic person of color moments
3608
« on: October 20, 2016, 06:50:51 AM »
No.10 “Footprints on my Ceiling” Social Distortion
No.9 “Mad World” Evergreen Terrace
No.8 “Seize the Day” Avenged Sevenfold
No.7 “Ain’t it Fun” The Dead Boys
No.6 “Hurt” Nine Inch Nails
No.5 “Runaway Train” Soul Asylum
No.4 “Heroin” The Velvet Underground
No.3 "One" Metallica
No.2 "1916" Motörhead
No.1 “Jonestown Tea” Otep
And of course the only legitimate answer: "Do You Feel It?" Chaos Chaos Try killing yourself to one right now!
3609
« on: October 20, 2016, 06:49:15 AM »
He sounds retarded.
I would kick your ass then boot from external disk to do a drive format.
Fuck you for fucking with other people's shit.
I mean, you could probably kick my ass when I'm turned around, but if you go through with it I'd beat your face bloody.
>current year
>tries to be a chad on backwater forum
Literally kill yourself virgin
Oh I'm sorry, did I intimidate you with a textual reply? Did I threaten your feelings of safety? Grow the fuck up, and shut the fuck up.
How would he feel threatened by a douchebag wannabe who lives in a different hemisphere flaccidly issuing threats that aren't even directed at him.
3610
« on: October 20, 2016, 05:54:53 AM »
From his extended stay among the heavens he now journeys below the sea to show us a little of what life is like there. http://i.imgur.com/peG8pZj.gifv
3611
« on: October 20, 2016, 04:57:03 AM »
He sounds retarded.
I would kick your ass then boot from external disk to do a drive format.
Fuck you for fucking with other people's shit.
I mean, you could probably kick my ass when I'm turned around, but if you go through with it I'd beat your face bloody.
Yeah keep telling yourself that bitch.
3612
« on: October 20, 2016, 03:21:13 AM »
What a rush.
I live for the withdrawal.
3613
« on: October 19, 2016, 11:20:09 PM »
They're actually p shit
Just overrated recorders
3614
« on: October 19, 2016, 09:18:06 PM »
He sounds retarded.
I would kick your ass then boot from external disk to do a drive format.
Fuck you for fucking with other people's shit.
3615
« on: October 19, 2016, 09:10:25 PM »
I read that "Rearending Ender, game?"
3616
« on: October 19, 2016, 07:27:29 PM »
The takeout place I order from is named after Tienanmen Square.
Always makes me laugh, given the politically charged nature of the name.
Oh hey I've been there.
3617
« on: October 19, 2016, 07:22:13 PM »
neither
Are you a qt non binary genderqueer art student?
I'm a man
Man is a loose term.
3618
« on: October 19, 2016, 07:16:23 PM »
I wanna see a picture You mean a picture of Tru? I've posted my own picture on here several times, I have horrible acne scars from high school and my eyes always have that grey fade around them.
Of course he means a picture of tru.
3619
« on: October 19, 2016, 04:15:01 PM »
it makes everything look like shit
Yeah
3620
« on: October 18, 2016, 01:15:36 PM »
Stop hitting enter at the beginning of your quotes.
The BBcode automatically line breaks after a quote, you can just but it on the same line.
3621
« on: October 18, 2016, 03:02:26 AM »
Se7en
Lucky number slevin guuud films
3622
« on: October 17, 2016, 11:46:55 PM »
Don't bury yourself in his stuff.
That's not emotionally healthy.
3623
« on: October 17, 2016, 01:51:30 PM »
fuck yeah everybody else is gonna be a non-Jamsharquel.
Jamsharquels 4 lyfe
3624
« on: October 17, 2016, 01:48:03 PM »
Greetings Jamsharquel Jackson, I'm Jamsharquel Brown.
With the slow posting our names are gonna be really similar.
3625
« on: October 17, 2016, 12:57:30 PM »
Freeze yourself cryogenically and I'll wake you up when Jive and Loaf have redefined cinema with their unique avant garde writing style.
3626
« on: October 17, 2016, 11:29:52 AM »
You're forgetting Kayne is running in 2O2O and at this point he might as well win
That's not a real year.
3627
« on: October 17, 2016, 09:45:13 AM »
The Holocaust
He said things that sound real but aren't, not things that aren't real but should be.
Another shitty forced joke from ya boy Solonoid
here have a free pooloo 
3628
« on: October 17, 2016, 09:44:03 AM »
The 2020 candidates are Vince McMahon (R) and Larry Hryb (M)
Hillary is going to win the election and die of terminal whatever the fuck is wrong with her three days in.
Mike Pence is going to run the country (and the Democratic party) into the ground to the point where by 2020 they're not even culturally relevant.
Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer are going to found the Microgov Party, an AnCap party dedicated to created a nation in which the most powerful corporations and wealthiest individuals have the most success. They run it with an iron fist reminiscent of Boss Tweed's Tammany Hall.
By this time Trump has switched parties an additional three times, eventually landing with the Microgovs who elevated becoming the first Representative from Atlantis, the 51st state built by Microsoft on an artificial island which is for some reason in the Pacific.
In 2018 he becomes Speaker of the House.
The 2020 debates take place in this format:
Debate I: Wrestling Match
They never make physical contact, but it becomes clear that McMahon is the victor.
Debate II: Halo Tournament (entire cabinet participates)
McMahon's team proves worthy, but Dunkey (M) (Candidate for Sec. of State) displays unmatchable skills.
Debate III: Whoever gets the most retweets wins.
Everybody has both candidates blocked at this point, nobody wins.
VP Debate: John Cena (R) and Steve Downes (M) have a rap battle.
It seems as though Cena has won when he issues a sick burn, and his theme begins playing, but then Downes reminds the audience of Cena's decision to play Fred's father in that Nickelodeon original movie, John Cena becomes overwhelmed with his foolishness and falls to his knees in dramatic agony, then Steve Downes announces that he just gave the Republicans back their bomb.
November comes, and voters go to the polls, but the winner is unclear to me now.
What I do know is that Putin will reveal that he was the second coming in February 2021, ascend to heaven, and the US will step in and take over the country, which results in world peace.
Congress is so impressed by this that they name whoever is president at that time Supreme God Emperor for life, not knowing that before leaving Putin granted whoever holds the office of POTUS eternal youth.
In 2030, at the age of 84, Donald Trump has become Senate Majority leader, and leads a military coup, successfully overthrowing the current president and driving them into hiding. As he takes the Mantle of God-Emperor, his youth is restored and he becomes the turgid, powerful, immortal being to lead our race into a new age, and the next phase of our evolution.
Ten thousand years later, we have spread across the cosmos as a race of multi-galactic godlike beings, and Trump bows his head to the master he has served all along, who has been the engineer of all political agendas since the assassination of Lincoln. Finally ready to emerge from the shadows and claim the throne he has created from what mankind will certainly see in this distant future as the dawn of time, Cheat becomes Lord and Master of all the universe.
3629
« on: October 17, 2016, 08:25:09 AM »
The Holocaust
He said things that sound real but aren't, not things that aren't real but should be.
3630
« on: October 16, 2016, 10:27:23 AM »
either don't drink, or make sure you're more hydrated next time, you FUCKING IDIOT
Um you just broke the rules. Subhuman scum.
Pages: 1 ... 119120121 122123 ... 449
|
Show Posts