See my review of dying.

Big Boss delivered so here I go.

I'm not someone who usually has regrets, but I felt my chest swell with unfulfilled desires and the pain of mistakes I've made, as I held the Ruger .32 in my mouth.

I was a little scared, but I knew my public demanded this review.
I pulled the trigger.

Some people say your last moments happen in slo-mo, this was not the case for me.
It was only a little pinch, and then darkness.

The brine of the afterlife was not quite air and not quite liquid, but it was solid and opaque in color. I swam up to the top, not to catch my breath, but out of curiosity. When I crested above that sea, I saw the brine was not black, but bright blue, it was the opaquity that led me to believe it was black.

I saw on the horizon a shining city, and I kept trying to swim to it, but it kept getting further away, eventually I gave up and let myself sink.

I surfaced on the other side, the sky was black and the sea was red, and I swam to shore with relative ease.
A beast of a man approached me and handed me a sword. "You will fight here for eternity." I asked him, "Is this hell??

He laughed heartily. "Young warrior this is Valhalla."

I say to him, "I don't think I belong here, I killed myself."
And as I uttered the words a bolt of lightning struck me and I was atop a mountain.

The sky was pure and the slopes magnificent.
I was sure this was the place I had come to rest, and Hermes stood before me, and said "No child, these are illusions, your mind is trying to comprehend where you are about to go. The way is through me."

I looked upon him in disbelief, and implored him, "Guide me."
The skies darkened and filled with energy and he issued a single command.

"Run."

So I ran.
I felt the world around me cascade me forward.
And soon I was not moving at all, rather, the world was rolling away beneath my feet.

And finally, the illusion broke.
I was among grassy hills and unending, winding roads.

Where Hermes stood above was now a familiar face.
"I have to go home, I have a review to write."

And then I woke up.
My wounds healed, the casing still hot.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, all the religions are wrong, there is no heaven.
We all go to the speedforce when we die.

I give it an 8.5/10

Yeah of course.

Quote from: SecondClass on March 23, 2017, 05:30:16 AM

start waxing asap

shaving isnt good

electro is the only way

Yeah like anybody has the money for that.

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Quote from: FatherlyNick on March 24, 2017, 04:45:36 AM

Ember, whats with your obsession with Mongolia?

you FOOL those are images taken of the beautiful Kyrgyz Republic

Whats with your obsession with Kyrgyzstan?

ftfy

You're pretty good.

I spent like 2 minutes. I'll update

o this is good

do some stuff w/ the background

Forgive me master, but I'll have to go all out...

Just this once.

>eating carbs

shut up Ramona

Then I texted everybody I know letting them know I have garlic bread

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Quote from: FatherlyNick on March 20, 2017, 07:40:25 AM

I just miss any member who left or got banned tbh. The more active members the better.

I go back and look at my likes received and see so many people that used to come here that don't even post anymore

What likes

Those 35 Likes Received pages that I have more of than you :^)

You are more active so duh :^)

You have nearly 10,000 more posts than me dough :^)

Posting style has an influence. But also little things like if you give someone moderately helpful information. They may like the post they may not. So it's really who just got lucky tbh.

What would be more accurate is who has the most liked post out of all of them, I'd think.

Yeah my liked percentage is just over 10%, but only because I don't post like Cheese Potato being fun all the time.

Quote from: Fishcakes on March 22, 2017, 10:20:41 PM

don't cut yourself on that edge

is it 2013

don't me upset because you know i'm fucking untouchably right

You literally want to burn money because you can't handle the idea that people are greedy and you might have to do something unpleasant.

What did I expect from somebody who is in his twenties and still drones on about how he never asked to be born.

Quote from: Fishcakes on March 22, 2017, 09:14:12 PM

I doubt it.

You, a white man with an education, are poised to be very successful in this system.

If the idea has ever even crossed your mind that the cost of living should be $0, then you would be first in line at the welfare office when they declared they would cover all of your living expenses no questions asked.

except i fear the stigma too much, and i love being a spiteful cunt to capitalist shitheads like you

the best part of having a job is being able to tell people like you that i hate every second of it

I don't know what you mean by people like me. I'm not a hardcore capitalist; I'm an opportunist. I want to do something with what's before me.

I don't have an ethical predisposition toward an economic system, I'm just concerned with succeeding, and if you don't want to take advantage of every opportunity you have before you, then that's a problem for me

Most people on welfare today are beyond fault in my book, but when someone like you, with no reason they shouldn't work says they don't want to, it rubs me the wrong way.

A wasted opportunity is unforgivable.

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Quote from: whomst u speakin to, thot on March 22, 2017, 08:40:46 PM

i think the idea is supposed to be that if you have a job, you're contributing to the functionality of society, but i suppose the money aspect might overshadow that

it overshadows it completely

no one works out of the goodness of their heart--what are we, fair? compassionate? intelligent? humanitarian?

that's a pretty bleak outlook, but i mean idk if can really argue against it without sounding like the overly optimistic teenager i am

Well, since contribution isn't a good motivator money is the next best thing.

And thank god, because otherwise Verbatim could be as lazy and useless as he likes for his entire life and it would be our work that provides for him.

except i'd be happy as fuck to work if money didn't exist

I doubt it.

You, a white man with an education, are poised to be very successful in this system.

If the idea has ever even crossed your mind that the cost of living should be $0, then you would be first in line at the welfare office when they declared they would cover all of your living expenses no questions asked.

So what, that makes Jester like, 14