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The Flood / Uberbot knows what's up.
« on: May 11, 2017, 09:40:36 PM »

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The Flood / Re: deci is back
« on: May 11, 2017, 09:38:00 PM »
Lies. Nobody misses me. Everyone just misses using me as a punching bag.

Also, Totally Spies is underrated af.
I use you as a punching bag and I missed you

how about that

and yes it is



mandy is life goals

I think I was in middle school when that cartoon was out. I liked the bald guy. Forgot his name.

Also, I'm tired of being a punching bag. I would want to be fucking normal. This job has helped for the most part to be a normal functioning member of society.
having a job means literally nothing

Says the unemployed dune coon.
Damn I must've hit a nerve there huh you 30 year old working class motherfucker lmao. I don't know where you get your info from but I've been working since I was 13. Anybody can work the majority of jobs. You're not special or a good person for working, you do it for money.
You're a friendless neet and have admitted it before.
My friends are back home and like I just wrote I've been working since I was 13.

It's a shame you didn't take any classes while you were locked up so you could turn your life around instead of being a degenerate junky loser that quits his job to flirt with another junky on the internet.
I seriously doubt you've ever been to jail.

It's not anything like in to college the movies, there's no classes or library and I was there for a month.
Plus I'm going to college, and I've done something with my life already.

Had I stayed in insurance I could have made a lucrative career, but I made life choices that led me down an infinitely more interesting path, and my journey is just beginning.

As far as I'm concerned, your life is already over.

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The Flood / Re: deci is back
« on: May 11, 2017, 08:34:28 PM »
Lies. Nobody misses me. Everyone just misses using me as a punching bag.

Also, Totally Spies is underrated af.
I use you as a punching bag and I missed you

how about that

and yes it is



mandy is life goals

I think I was in middle school when that cartoon was out. I liked the bald guy. Forgot his name.

Also, I'm tired of being a punching bag. I would want to be fucking normal. This job has helped for the most part to be a normal functioning member of society.
having a job means literally nothing

Says the unemployed dune coon.
Damn I must've hit a nerve there huh you 30 year old working class motherfucker lmao. I don't know where you get your info from but I've been working since I was 13. Anybody can work the majority of jobs. You're not special or a good person for working, you do it for money.
You're a friendless neet and have admitted it before.

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The Flood / Re: I had an exquisite privilege today
« on: May 11, 2017, 05:52:45 PM »
Today I got a blowjob from SecondClass
I know you're joking but I will gut you like a fish.

I was poking around his guts with my dick too
I do NOT share.

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The Flood / Re: Meet Jasmine.
« on: May 11, 2017, 05:33:57 PM »
whenever i encounter drivers that piss me off i get right up behind them and start to slooooowly crank up the bass until the windows on their car start to rattle and shake
I would drive in the berm to fling back stones at you.
That means you either already have rocks in your car, or you would have to stop and pick some up, by which time he would already be long gone.

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The Flood / Re: Why are vaginas attractive
« on: May 11, 2017, 04:49:35 PM »
We all know that they are, otherwise we wouldn't obsess over them, either feminine or masculine penises
Uhm.
Dick is hot, and everyone like it.

It's like boobs.
The social stigma about touching other dude's dicks is the only thing that keeps guys from doing the same as girls do with each other's boobs, but they certainly spend plenty of time playing with their own dicks, even in a non-sexual manner.
I stopped playing with my dick over a year ago because I realized how disgusting (and time wasting) it is.
Then you're in denial.

Anybody who hasn't accepted that they're gay is in denial.

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The Flood / Re: I had an exquisite privilege today
« on: May 11, 2017, 03:37:33 PM »
Today I got a blowjob from SecondClass
I know you're joking but I will gut you like a fish.

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The Flood / Re: Why are vaginas attractive
« on: May 11, 2017, 03:22:45 PM »
We all know that they are, otherwise we wouldn't obsess over them, either feminine or masculine penises
Uhm.
Dick is hot, and everyone like it.

It's like boobs.
The social stigma about touching other dude's dicks is the only thing that keeps guys from doing the same as girls do with each other's boobs, but they certainly spend plenty of time playing with their own dicks, even in a non-sexual manner.

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The Flood / I had an exquisite privilege today
« on: May 11, 2017, 01:21:44 PM »
I watched while a spider spun its web from the very start to the finish, then while it waited until it had caught something, wrapped it up, and took it back to the centre of its web to wait to eat it.

It's one of those things you don't get to witness often, usually it just happens while you're looking away, and it happened so fast I can see how people so often miss it.

The spider knew exactly what it was doing, it was incredible.

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In what way is this a surprise, the news has  been suspecting this move for some time.

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The Flood / Re: Why are vaginas attractive
« on: May 10, 2017, 10:15:51 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Why are vaginas attractive
« on: May 10, 2017, 10:12:31 PM »
So then why are guys straight?
We're not.

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The Flood / Re: Why are vaginas attractive
« on: May 10, 2017, 09:29:38 PM »
So the first time I saw one I freaked out because I thought it was a really nasty wound. Later on I would look up pictures of several different types of vaginas and I started to look at them as kind of cute.
In mine own skin so i crawleth, mine own corse cannot healeth these wounds.

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The Flood / Re: Why are vaginas attractive
« on: May 10, 2017, 08:56:01 PM »
Vagina is disgusting, but you're lying if you say penis isn't attractive.

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The Flood / Re: If Loaf were to kill himself...
« on: May 10, 2017, 01:00:21 PM »
Asphyxiate while deepthroating dick.

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The Flood / Re: Chally
« on: May 09, 2017, 03:47:35 AM »
I too, have mcc.

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Or bread for that matter.

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The Flood / Re: Worked my first eight hour work day
« on: May 08, 2017, 10:21:33 PM »
10 hours a day 4 days a week, 17 miles away from my city. Get on my level.
12 hours a day, 4 days a week, 40 miles from my city.

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The Flood / Re: Worked my first eight hour work day
« on: May 08, 2017, 09:12:23 PM »
And I don't get it! Like wow, great I get to work custodian again. So admirable. Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the people that do this work, but it feels beneath me
wew
there's nothing wew about what he just said
why don't you think so
are people not allowed to feel discontent with their current position in life
of coursh

To say it's beneath you is a different story though
That's unamerican.
Being elitist is unamerican
Being elitist is the sole american narrative.

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The Flood / Re: Worked my first eight hour work day
« on: May 08, 2017, 08:50:52 PM »
And I don't get it! Like wow, great I get to work custodian again. So admirable. Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the people that do this work, but it feels beneath me
wew
there's nothing wew about what he just said
why don't you think so
are people not allowed to feel discontent with their current position in life
of coursh

To say it's beneath you is a different story though
That's unamerican.

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The Flood / Re: Worked my first eight hour work day
« on: May 08, 2017, 01:55:33 PM »
What kind of work are you doing? I work 10.5 hour days so that I have 3 days off in a row. It sucks too, but it's worth it.
I work for painting at my college over the summer. It's pretty brain dead work. But it's from 7am to 3:30pm with two half hour breaks. It's a 40 hour work week at minimum wage so there's that I guess. Everyone kept congratulating me like it was done kind of huge achievement. Like yay I get to work
Fuck that.

I don't work full time for less than $10/h
If someone has valued my labor at minimum wage then they obviously don't need it full time.

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The Flood / Re: Worked my first eight hour work day
« on: May 08, 2017, 01:53:10 PM »
I started working 37 hour weeks in high school, and I'm probably going to work 40 hour weeks in college.

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The Flood / Re: Guys having teddy Bears
« on: May 08, 2017, 11:18:35 AM »
I have a teddy bear that is very important to me, I've had it my entire life.

While I was moving on friday, he was buckled into my passenger seat.

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The Flood / Re: Seven Days Early
« on: May 08, 2017, 10:37:32 AM »
Didn't he sell his account?
Who would buy it?

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The Flood / Who's that Pokemon???
« on: May 08, 2017, 10:36:38 AM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Seven Days Early
« on: May 08, 2017, 10:28:11 AM »
Welcome home Deci.

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The Flood / Re: What styles do you hope make a return next
« on: May 07, 2017, 07:02:04 PM »
I dont think ive ever liked a style specifically. If it looks comfy ill wear and like it.
In warmer climates, this is how dadcore was invented, just warning you.

I wear clothes that are exxagerably comfortable, in neutral, or dark colors, and often black.

This often looks like a tight pair of pants and a long sleeved button down shirt several sizes too large, when It's cold enough the shirt is replaced with a sweater and over that, if its cold enough, a well fitting coat.

You can dress comfortably and without turning into the type of person who wears polos and cargo shorts with white socks and brown suede keds

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The Flood / Re: What styles do you hope make a return next
« on: May 07, 2017, 05:11:02 PM »
I'm waiting for emo to be in style for the first time.

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is the person impressed by your meme
yeah we're going to try to hang out tomorrow and do ridiculous things
Gender?

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The Flood / Re: grammarly considers the oxford comma to be an error
« on: May 07, 2017, 01:12:39 PM »
Yup, never gonna use something to correct my grammar.

I write rhetorically, not according to some preset rules made up by olde english thinkers.

If I would say something a certain way, I will write it that way.

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