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Messages - Solonoid

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The Flood / Re: r8 my new kettle
« on: October 09, 2017, 10:29:07 AM »
can it make noodles
you bet your sweet cat ass it can

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The Flood / Re: r8 my new kettle
« on: October 09, 2017, 10:13:51 AM »
wtf is that

like a coffee pot that plugs in?
it's an electric pot that boils water
and you need a whole seperate appliance for that

a saucepan + stovetop isnt enough
how barbaric
dude I literally smoke weed out of a shoe
i know a girl who smokes weed out of plastic bags, so fuck you
I smoke weed out of pharma needles dude
I smoke weed out of an iPhone 4

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Gayniggers from Outer Space

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The Flood / Re: r8 my new kettle
« on: October 09, 2017, 08:52:33 AM »
wtf is that

like a coffee pot that plugs in?
it's an electric pot that boils water
and you need a whole seperate appliance for that

a saucepan + stovetop isnt enough
I can put this in my bag and take it places, plus it boils way faster than stove top, has a filter screen so I don't need two different presses or any shit infusers, and most importantly my mother didn't get me anything for my birthday this year (or for the last five years) plus she got arrested last Christmas so this is kinda a belated gift for those occasions.

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The Flood / Re: It's been a while - Post a picture of yourself.
« on: October 09, 2017, 08:46:17 AM »
Present
this is pretty much my exact hair "style" and the exact hairstyle that you used to make fun of me for
first of all this is me not trying

second of all, no, I still part my hair

Your hair looked like this
and even if it was the exact same hairstyle verb is too masc to pull it off

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The Flood / Re: r8 my new kettle
« on: October 09, 2017, 08:44:49 AM »
wtf is that

like a coffee pot that plugs in?
it's an electric pot that boils water

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The Flood / r8 my new kettle
« on: October 09, 2017, 08:42:27 AM »

:^]

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The Flood / Re: My collection is up-to-date.
« on: October 09, 2017, 05:03:49 AM »
This is how it starts
He's already at the Itachi fanart stage.

This is how it fucking ends.

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The Flood / Re: help
« on: October 08, 2017, 07:38:48 AM »
That's what you get for using drugs
I've been clean since May and only had a few drinks four days ago.

But thanks you being a piece of shit gives me a distraction.

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The Flood / Re: help
« on: October 08, 2017, 07:31:29 AM »
Go to bed
I can't I just start crying

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The Flood / help
« on: October 08, 2017, 07:19:00 AM »
the hallucinations are back and they're not letting me sleep

I'm utterly terrified right now please I haven't slept in days and I'm scared

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The Flood / Re: hello
« on: October 08, 2017, 05:32:29 AM »
WHERSS LEMON

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The Flood / Re: yeah i uhhhh...
« on: October 07, 2017, 10:03:46 PM »

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The Flood / Re: yeah i uhhhh...
« on: October 07, 2017, 09:53:23 PM »
OP, I saw your resume. Have you not purchased Fallout 4™ with the season pass?

it's okay I'm on my fifth Skyrim

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The Flood / Re: fuck yeah discord has video chat now
« on: October 07, 2017, 07:02:34 PM »

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The Flood / Re: yeah i uhhhh...
« on: October 07, 2017, 06:54:08 PM »

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The Flood / Re: yeah i uhhhh...
« on: October 07, 2017, 06:29:56 PM »

good work but your gonna needa try harder for that promotion

i want grade A memes

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The Flood / fuck yeah discord has video chat now
« on: October 07, 2017, 06:27:42 PM »
gg skype, no Re:

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The Flood / Re: It's been a while - Post a picture of yourself.
« on: October 07, 2017, 06:20:53 PM »
mfw blonde sol looks like an even gayer that-dude-from-nickelback
I miss ember

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The Flood / Re: yeah i uhhhh...
« on: October 07, 2017, 06:18:56 PM »

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Serious / Re: tbh, Trump saved America
« on: October 07, 2017, 02:12:09 PM »
Your dick never works
that's because it's inside out
That's fucking cute

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The Flood / Re: Anal sex is great
« on: October 07, 2017, 01:55:37 PM »
Sounds great, but the pregame clean up seems daunting
pretty much impossible to get fucked without fingerbanging your ass in the shower to get it good and clean, but that's just common courtesy

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The Flood / Re: Anal sex is great
« on: October 07, 2017, 01:53:05 PM »
If you think that's great you should try being on the receiving end.
boiee?
ayy

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The Flood / Re: Good Day
« on: October 07, 2017, 01:51:35 PM »
what is the worst color
silver
Spoiler
real ballers had gold version

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The Flood / Re: Anal sex is great
« on: October 07, 2017, 01:49:42 PM »
If you think that's great you should try being on the receiving end.

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The Flood / Re: It's been a while - Post a picture of yourself.
« on: October 07, 2017, 01:47:49 PM »
I'm tempted, but I don't want to just be throwing pictures of myself onto the internet. Maybe if I knew some of you more and maybe actually talked to some of you on Xbox or something. I can do that now since I am no longer pretending to be a 50 year old man.
I've literally known you for a quarter of my life just post one.

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That's not the dude with the voice right

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The Flood / Re: Good Day
« on: October 07, 2017, 03:43:29 AM »

Is sand allowed?

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