Well they'd sure think different of me.

We can test that theory...

Not teaching about global warming is part of their corporate masters' agendas. I don't think they care as much about evolution or the big bang being taught or not because that's just religious dogma and their corporate masters' biddings always come first.

Yeah but education is done on the local level which allows the everyday overly religious conservitards the power to alter what the school teaches. Just under half the country believes in creationism, and the republicans have changed the curriculum in many places so that creationism has to be taught, or worse, that only creationism can be taught.

It's literally the republican agenda to not teach kids scientific theories like evolution, the big bang, and global warming, so yes, they literally are responsible.

Yeah. no. Let's not tell anyone squat.

Too bad. Your crush now knows that you pick your nose and eat it.

Would you be freaking out or would you be so #based and #edgy that you wouldn't really care?

I almost want to be that sociopathic sometimes. It just makes me feel powerful like there isn't much anyone can do to harm me.

Because the flamboyant stereotype of being gay is extremely unmasculine. 

Say you wake up one day and read the news. What country is it that you would care the least for if you found out they were being invaded?

GG Meta at getting everyone to switch sides, gg.

Wow.

You're like a bullshit machine.

Are you retarded or something?

Rampage is a pretty cool guy.

Didn't know you were gay Sentra

I find normal looking people to be more attractive actually

I'm pretty sure CammCam is actually kinda fat and probably a bit ugly. The way she takes pictures of herself is so obvious that she's hiding something.

Don't call me a douche bag, I'm just pointing it out.

The vegetarian half of me would be so upset but I couldn't resist. Now you see, I'm a horrible cook. I don't understand a lot of basic things and cooking is probably the worst. But I never thought I could make a sandwich that good. I'm not even exaggerating when I say this, but that sandwich was resteraunt worthy. It was odd because I've been making sandwiches for myself the whole Summer (because mom can't me food during the day because she's at work so I have to rely on myself #firstworldproblems) but none were as good as this one. But that's probably because I added one secret ingredient this time: bacon. There was hardly a variety of meat in the fridge, just some sliced chicken from the deli, so bacon was really the only other option I had. Mixed with some bland American cheese, white bread, lettuce, mustard and mayonnaise, and the chicken of course, the bacon literally completed the sandwich. It brought me to heaven the first bite and it's not a taste I'm ever going to forget. My god it was delicious. Scientifically speaking, it's impossible for taste buds to affect one's brain that much. In other words, I think I may have to renounce my atheism over that sandwich. It had just the right golden brown color to it that I've never had in a sandwich I made before too. It was total bliss. I'm marking this day on my calendar so I can remember this day forever.

So yeah, have you guys ever made food that tasted unbelievably amazing?

Wait, is this happening for everyone else?

It's not happening for me.

Ego masturbation. Because, deep down, kinder feels inadequate and needs to tell us how awesome he is.

Kinder doesn't actually do any of that stuff though...

Wasn't he just writing a story about someone else?

Props to Rose for generating this wall of text.

If Rose really is just trolling, he's really good at it. But I'm still not sold on the idea that he isn't just an autistic loser with nothing better to do with his time.