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The Flood / Re: Pro tip when texting females:
« on: September 15, 2014, 06:26:08 PM »
Should've called the FBI.
He turned 18 that day, all is fine and legal.
I'm afraid it's far too late for that.

FBI notified. Enjoy your life sentence.
You only need to notify the FBI if they are under age. For example if I were to send nude pics of myself before I turn 18 in October, I would be committing an illegal act.

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The Flood / Re: Pro tip when texting females:
« on: September 15, 2014, 06:23:59 PM »
waz he chared 4 child pr0nz?
No he was legal.

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The Flood / Re: Pro tip when texting females:
« on: September 15, 2014, 06:23:46 PM »
Should've called the FBI.
He turned 18 that day, all is fine and legal.

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The Flood / Pro tip when texting females:
« on: September 15, 2014, 06:21:49 PM »
Do not send them anything you wouldn't want their friends or anyone else to see.

So it was the five hour period I had before my last class of the day and I was sitting in the student lounge with two of my friends. One of them was texting their boyfriend and somewhere down the road she was showing us the conversation (because he was clearly horny and it was pretty lolzy the things he was saying). So she handed her phone over to the other girl who began to text her boyfriend for her. It was his birthday and he was sexually frustrated about his virginity, lack of confidence when it came to kissing, and lack of nude pictures that he never received. And he must have felt lucky that day to ask for her nudes, despite not having a job or going to school or having a birthday party or having any friends over. So the other girl texting him maneuvered him into a place where he had to 'prove his confidence' to receive the nudes and that he had to send her a picture of his dick. Now while I wasn't actually interested in seeing it (especially because he was a close friend during high school and that was kind of awkward) I was still interested to see if he would actually do it. So a few minutes go by and he's still arguing with the other girl pretending to be his girl friend because he didn't want to do it, but peer pressure settled in and right before we received the picture through snap chat, a few more of our friends popped in to enjoy his fully erect, four and a half inch penis on the girl's phone. Many laughs were had, but above all a great lesson learned:

Do not send dick pics to your girlfriend unless you want her friends to see.

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The Flood / Re: PSA: Door is a fucking Communist
« on: September 15, 2014, 05:52:45 PM »
Did you guys know that Plato was the first communist?

4716
The Flood / Thread from 2010 predicted the aftermath of the Flood exactly
« on: September 15, 2014, 06:03:21 AM »
http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/2316222/0/0

Well almost exactly. Still pretty accurate minus the Justin Bieber links.

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The Flood / Re: Who do you think did 9/11?
« on: September 15, 2014, 05:40:50 AM »
M
So are you glad 9/11 happened because it killed off some of our species?
I'd assume he's not, as it sparked a war which caused the suffering of a lot of innocent people.
But wouldn't that help bring us closer to a potential extinction event?

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The Flood / Re: What would you do if you were at a dance and you saw this?
« on: September 15, 2014, 05:39:38 AM »
Are the guys just as… not dressed?
Of course. Let's not be sexest now.

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The Flood / What would you do if you were at a dance and you saw this?
« on: September 15, 2014, 01:32:32 AM »
Both the guys and girls are doing it. Do you join in?


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The Flood / Re: Who do you think did 9/11?
« on: September 15, 2014, 01:00:18 AM »
M
So are you glad 9/11 happened because it killed off some of our species?

4721
The Flood / Who do you think did 9/11?
« on: September 15, 2014, 12:57:16 AM »
This is a serious thread
This is not a serious thread

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The Flood / Re: alright we did comic sans
« on: September 15, 2014, 12:56:14 AM »
NYC
The Jews kill on 9/11 and get away with it.

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The Flood / Re: What do you think Comms is going to do with his life
« on: September 15, 2014, 12:49:04 AM »
Oh no, I'm spamming Kinder on facebook. Whatever will I do!? D:

THIS IS SO SERIOUS!! THIS IS SO FUCKING SERIOUS!!!!!!
Are you really not concerned about it or do you just not care about anything?
Why should I be concerned about spamming somebody on facebook?

Well, I guess it'd take somebody as retarded as Kinder to actually take it as anything other than a joke.
You do realize companies purchase the rights to look through people's Facebook profiles to investigate someone before they hire them.
It's all in private messages. And I'd probably delete my account if it ever became a serious concern. It'd be a good excuse to do so at least. I don't really care about facebook.
I've got some bad news, buddy... Just because you click the "Delete" button doesn't mean it goes away. Facebook will hide the content (or your profile) from public view and it will appear gone, but the data is still logged.

Also...private messages? Not so private if Facebook wants to take a look. Those are all kept as well.
...okay? I don't really care about that.
Care about getting a job?

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The Flood / Re: What do you think Comms is going to do with his life
« on: September 15, 2014, 12:46:11 AM »
Oh no, I'm spamming Kinder on facebook. Whatever will I do!? D:

THIS IS SO SERIOUS!! THIS IS SO FUCKING SERIOUS!!!!!!
Are you really not concerned about it or do you just not care about anything?
Why should I be concerned about spamming somebody on facebook?

Well, I guess it'd take somebody as retarded as Kinder to actually take it as anything other than a joke.
You do realize companies purchase the rights to look through people's Facebook profiles to investigate someone before they hire them.
It's all in private messages. And I'd probably delete my account if it ever became a concern. It'd be a good excuse to at least.
Look I really hate to be the one to tell you this, but there's no physical way to erase what you've done on Facebook's database. You can deactivate your account to keep random people from viewing it, but it'll always remain in Facebook's hands ready to sell it to your employer.


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The Flood / Re: What do you think Comms is going to do with his life
« on: September 15, 2014, 12:41:39 AM »
lol someone lock this thread

like rly
Why tho?

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The Flood / Re: What do you think Comms is going to do with his life
« on: September 15, 2014, 12:41:19 AM »
Oh no, I'm spamming Kinder on facebook. Whatever will I do!? D:

THIS IS SO SERIOUS!! THIS IS SO FUCKING SERIOUS!!!!!!
Are you really not concerned about it or do you just not care about anything?
Why should I be concerned about spamming somebody on facebook?

Well, I guess it'd take somebody as retarded as Kinder to actually take it as anything other than a joke.
You do realize companies purchase the rights to look through people's Facebook profiles to investigate someone before they hire them.

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The Flood / Re: What do you think Comms is going to do with his life
« on: September 15, 2014, 12:39:30 AM »
Oh no, I'm spamming Kinder on facebook. Whatever will I do!? D:

THIS IS SO SERIOUS!! THIS IS SO FUCKING SERIOUS!!!!!!
Are you really not concerned about it or do you just not care about anything?

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The Flood / What do you think Comms is going to do with his life
« on: September 15, 2014, 12:36:43 AM »
I've been thinking from what was said earlier, and it seems to me that he's going to have a very difficult and awkward conversation with potential employers about why he spams offensive messages to other people on Facebook. Of all the stupid things to do and say on the internet, do not do them when it's connected to your real life.

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The Flood / Re: Ask an American Anything about Freedom
« on: September 15, 2014, 12:28:35 AM »
How does it make you feel that I don't believe you should be allowed to vote in public elections?

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The Flood / Re: TrussingDoor, I have something to say to you
« on: September 14, 2014, 10:29:05 PM »
Why do you think anyone would join your side of the argument, Deci? You're universally disliked, not just out of the remains of Sociopaths United.
lol
Deci is cool. You're not.
Now if anyone else were to say that...
I mean when are you going to calm down? Everyone else is fine now, but you're still mad. You don't to be you know.
>implying I'm mad

You're so funny, Dustbin.
If you weren't mad then you wouldn't continue the butthurt confrontations.
Actually I just like fucking with people who are easily flustered.
Well you don't seem to be doing a good job.
mm.
Your reactions tell me otherwise, babe.
Spoiler
Hey man, I'm proud of you. Good for you to embrace your own memes.
>that immediate change in attitude once called out for being butthurt

No wonder why no likes you here. You keep insulting people! How the hell do you expect to survive in this world? And you're saying I'm universally disliked? What about you Le Dustin? Hell, I haven't seen your username in years I almost read it as Le Desticle.
My internet reputation isn't something I care about. Even on B.net, I've already came out about making shit loads of alts and I've even released the names of those alts (my time of doing that is done, I've realized how much time I've wasted with that). And that made everyone look down on me. How am I going to survive in the real world? Yeah well I've thought about that. First of all it doesn't matter how successful you are if you end up miserable with no family or friends. If I go on an internet forum, Sep7agon or Bungie, and I have too few people to keep me preoccupied, it's an incentive to talk to people IRL, spend time with friends, and work to make new friends. It's a completely untested, random theory, but if I have friends then it's comforting to know how unlikely it is I would ever fallback to the internet for a social life. Because I've been there before in life and it's just miserable.
Funny how supposedly it's everyone else that's mad when you give these long winded responses like you think people care or something. kek



keep trying dusbin, maybe you'll get it eventually
>can't tell if mad or trying too hard
>types long winded, pointless paragraph
>says I'm the one that's either mad or trying to hard
*too

Learn your English m8
Taking the grammar Nazi route to fight back?
Dustbin, your mad is showing.
There's nothing to fight here. This is just shitposting.
*cough*
Is that supposed to apply to you or me? I haven't done any trolling or baiting today.

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The Flood / Re: TrussingDoor, I have something to say to you
« on: September 14, 2014, 10:25:34 PM »
God damn it why is this forum become butthurt.net?
Its what Dustin does.
*It's

Learn your English m9
I didn't realize I was in my English class. On here it doesn't matter as long as the idea or meaning is conveyed.
Or you could just accept you made a mistake and learned something new? That's a lesson to learn in and of itself.

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The Flood / Re: TrussingDoor, I have something to say to you
« on: September 14, 2014, 10:24:06 PM »
Why do you think anyone would join your side of the argument, Deci? You're universally disliked, not just out of the remains of Sociopaths United.
lol
Deci is cool. You're not.
Now if anyone else were to say that...
I mean when are you going to calm down? Everyone else is fine now, but you're still mad. You don't to be you know.
>implying I'm mad

You're so funny, Dustbin.
If you weren't mad then you wouldn't continue the butthurt confrontations.
Actually I just like fucking with people who are easily flustered.
Well you don't seem to be doing a good job.
mm.
Your reactions tell me otherwise, babe.
Spoiler
Hey man, I'm proud of you. Good for you to embrace your own memes.
>that immediate change in attitude once called out for being butthurt

No wonder why no likes you here. You keep insulting people! How the hell do you expect to survive in this world? And you're saying I'm universally disliked? What about you Le Dustin? Hell, I haven't seen your username in years I almost read it as Le Desticle.
My internet reputation isn't something I care about. Even on B.net, I've already came out about making shit loads of alts and I've even released the names of those alts (my time of doing that is done, I've realized how much time I've wasted with that). And that made everyone look down on me. How am I going to survive in the real world? Yeah well I've thought about that. First of all it doesn't matter how successful you are if you end up miserable with no family or friends. If I go on an internet forum, Sep7agon or Bungie, and I have too few people to keep me preoccupied, it's an incentive to talk to people IRL, spend time with friends, and work to make new friends. It's a completely untested, random theory, but if I have friends then it's comforting to know how unlikely it is I would ever fallback to the internet for a social life. Because I've been there before in life and it's just miserable.
Funny how supposedly it's everyone else that's mad when you give these long winded responses like you think people care or something. kek



keep trying dusbin, maybe you'll get it eventually
>can't tell if mad or trying too hard
>types long winded, pointless paragraph
>says I'm the one that's either mad or trying to hard
*too

Learn your English m8
Taking the grammar Nazi route to fight back?
Dustbin, your mad is showing.
There's nothing to fight here. This is just shitposting.

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The Flood / Re: TrussingDoor, I have something to say to you
« on: September 14, 2014, 10:22:18 PM »
God damn it why is this forum become butthurt.net?
Its what Dustin does.
*It's

Learn your English m9

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The Flood / Re: TrussingDoor, I have something to say to you
« on: September 14, 2014, 10:20:19 PM »
Why do you think anyone would join your side of the argument, Deci? You're universally disliked, not just out of the remains of Sociopaths United.
lol
Deci is cool. You're not.
Now if anyone else were to say that...
I mean when are you going to calm down? Everyone else is fine now, but you're still mad. You don't to be you know.
>implying I'm mad

You're so funny, Dustbin.
If you weren't mad then you wouldn't continue the butthurt confrontations.
Actually I just like fucking with people who are easily flustered.
Well you don't seem to be doing a good job.
mm.
Your reactions tell me otherwise, babe.
Spoiler
Hey man, I'm proud of you. Good for you to embrace your own memes.
>that immediate change in attitude once called out for being butthurt

No wonder why no likes you here. You keep insulting people! How the hell do you expect to survive in this world? And you're saying I'm universally disliked? What about you Le Dustin? Hell, I haven't seen your username in years I almost read it as Le Desticle.
My internet reputation isn't something I care about. Even on B.net, I've already came out about making shit loads of alts and I've even released the names of those alts (my time of doing that is done, I've realized how much time I've wasted with that). And that made everyone look down on me. How am I going to survive in the real world? Yeah well I've thought about that. First of all it doesn't matter how successful you are if you end up miserable with no family or friends. If I go on an internet forum, Sep7agon or Bungie, and I have too few people to keep me preoccupied, it's an incentive to talk to people IRL, spend time with friends, and work to make new friends. It's a completely untested, random theory, but if I have friends then it's comforting to know how unlikely it is I would ever fallback to the internet for a social life. Because I've been there before in life and it's just miserable.
Funny how supposedly it's everyone else that's mad when you give these long winded responses like you think people care or something. kek



keep trying dusbin, maybe you'll get it eventually
>can't tell if mad or trying too hard
>types long winded, pointless paragraph
>says I'm the one that's either mad or trying to hard
*too

Learn your English m8

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The Flood / Re: TrussingDoor, I have something to say to you
« on: September 14, 2014, 10:19:55 PM »
My internet reputation isn't something I care about. Even on B.net, I've already came out about making shit loads of alts and I've even released the names of those alts (my time of doing that is done, I've realized how much time I've wasted with that). And that made everyone look down on me. How am I going to survive in the real world? Yeah well I've thought about that. First of all it doesn't matter how successful you are if you end up miserable with no family or friends. If I go on an internet forum, Sep7agon or Bungie, and I have too few people to keep me preoccupied, it's an incentive to talk to people IRL, spend time with friends, and work to make new friends. It's a completely untested, random theory, but if I have friends then it's comforting to know how unlikely it is I would ever fallback to the internet for a social life. Because I've been there before in life and it's just miserable.

You should care about your rep overall. I know this is the internet but it's good practice to have a good rep regardless, because if you're not careful, it can backfire if you ever end up doing anything professional later on.

It's not too late to change. If you refuse to be a better person and choose to remain a Le Dusticle, that's on you. Not on us. No one here is mad.

The only people that are mad are pretty much you and me, but you seem to be even more mad than me, that's also on you.
I'm 17 now (18 in a month), meaning by the time I graduate college it'll be extremely unlikely that people would have developed the technology for employers to check everything anyone has done over the internet. I have a minimal footprint on Facebook and it's nothing I'm worried about. I also doubt they'd be that unforgiving to people who acted like idiots on the internet when they were kids. But yeah, I don't think I want to put any more time or effort onto an internet forum that I'm already doing or already have done.

And I'm not mad believe it or not. If anything I'm anxious because I still have to finish writing a boring paper I keep putting off.

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where you live m8

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The Flood / Re: TrussingDoor, I have something to say to you
« on: September 14, 2014, 10:10:10 PM »
Why do you think anyone would join your side of the argument, Deci? You're universally disliked, not just out of the remains of Sociopaths United.
lol
Deci is cool. You're not.
Now if anyone else were to say that...
I mean when are you going to calm down? Everyone else is fine now, but you're still mad. You don't to be you know.
>implying I'm mad

You're so funny, Dustbin.
If you weren't mad then you wouldn't continue the butthurt confrontations.
Actually I just like fucking with people who are easily flustered.
Well you don't seem to be doing a good job.
mm.
Your reactions tell me otherwise, babe.
Spoiler
Hey man, I'm proud of you. Good for you to embrace your own memes.
>that immediate change in attitude once called out for being butthurt

No wonder why no likes you here. You keep insulting people! How the hell do you expect to survive in this world? And you're saying I'm universally disliked? What about you Le Dustin? Hell, I haven't seen your username in years I almost read it as Le Desticle.
My internet reputation isn't something I care about. Even on B.net, I've already came out about making shit loads of alts and I've even released the names of those alts (my time of doing that is done, I've realized how much time I've wasted with that). And that made everyone look down on me. How am I going to survive in the real world? Yeah well I've thought about that. First of all it doesn't matter how successful you are if you end up miserable with no family or friends. If I go on an internet forum, Sep7agon or Bungie, and I have too few people to keep me preoccupied, it's an incentive to talk to people IRL, spend time with friends, and work to make new friends. It's a completely untested, random theory, but if I have friends then it's comforting to know how unlikely it is I would ever fallback to the internet for a social life. Because I've been there before in life and it's just miserable.
Funny how supposedly it's everyone else that's mad when you give these long winded responses like you think people care or something. kek



keep trying dusbin, maybe you'll get it eventually
>can't tell if mad or trying too hard

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The Flood / Re: TrussingDoor, I have something to say to you
« on: September 14, 2014, 10:03:38 PM »
Why do you think anyone would join your side of the argument, Deci? You're universally disliked, not just out of the remains of Sociopaths United.
lol
Deci is cool. You're not.
Now if anyone else were to say that...
I mean when are you going to calm down? Everyone else is fine now, but you're still mad. You don't to be you know.
>implying I'm mad

You're so funny, Dustbin.
If you weren't mad then you wouldn't continue the butthurt confrontations.
Actually I just like fucking with people who are easily flustered.
Well you don't seem to be doing a good job.
mm.
Your reactions tell me otherwise, babe.
Spoiler
Hey man, I'm proud of you. Good for you to embrace your own memes.
>that immediate change in attitude once called out for being butthurt

No wonder why no likes you here. You keep insulting people! How the hell do you expect to survive in this world? And you're saying I'm universally disliked? What about you Le Dustin? Hell, I haven't seen your username in years I almost read it as Le Desticle.
My internet reputation isn't something I care about. Even on B.net, I've already came out about making shit loads of alts and I've even released the names of those alts (my time of doing that is done, I've realized how much time I've wasted with that). And that made everyone look down on me. How am I going to survive in the real world? Yeah well I've thought about that. First of all it doesn't matter how successful you are if you end up miserable with no family or friends. If I go on an internet forum, Sep7agon or Bungie, and I have too few people to keep me preoccupied, it's an incentive to talk to people IRL, spend time with friends, and work to make new friends. It's a completely untested, random theory, but if I have friends then it's comforting to know how unlikely it is I would ever fallback to the internet for a social life. Because I've been there before in life and it's just miserable.

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The Flood / Re: The Flood Banner, and other little things.
« on: September 14, 2014, 09:53:05 PM »
How about a screenshot?

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The Flood / Re: TrussingDoor, I have something to say to you
« on: September 14, 2014, 09:49:46 PM »
Why do you think anyone would join your side of the argument, Deci? You're universally disliked, not just out of the remains of Sociopaths United.
lol
Deci is cool. You're not.
Now if anyone else were to say that...
I mean when are you going to calm down? Everyone else is fine now, but you're still mad. You don't to be you know.
>implying I'm mad

You're so funny, Dustbin.
If you weren't mad then you wouldn't continue the butthurt confrontations.
Actually I just like fucking with people who are easily flustered.
Well you don't seem to be doing a good job.
mm.
Your reactions tell me otherwise, babe.
Spoiler
Hey man, I'm proud of you. Good for you to embrace your own memes.
>that immediate change in attitude once called out for being butthurt

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