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The Flood / Re: I'm not normally one for parties.....
« on: October 30, 2014, 10:29:42 AM »
I prefer not to celebrate/ have a party on my birthday.

Aha! But, a birthday is something special. A reminder of your origins. And a reminder that you're still here. Most of all, it's a bit like a reset button. You look back on all that you've accomplished in the last year, and look ahead to see what you think you can do this year!

I was never one for parties either, but it is a day of celebration, because looking back on the year, I accomplished much. And now it's a new year ahead of me. New roads, new paths. Which road shall I take this year?

Eh. I don't like the attention. Means I have to be around family who see me twice a year for twenty minutes total and shit, I prefer to just have the money that would be spent on it to go and buy something cool instead.

Lucky me then. Most of my family are ded surprise big not. I've got my mother, her brother, my sister and her husband, and my little niece. They all know I'm a quiet person. They'll say howdy and give me something, but generally leave me to my peace.

These are folks worth paying attention to, and people that believe the same of me. Who am I to argue?

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The Flood / Re: I'm not normally one for parties.....
« on: October 30, 2014, 10:21:10 AM »
Holy fuck we share a birthday

Happy birthday Sandtarp!!

S'pose I can say the same then. Happy Birthday compatriot!

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The Flood / Re: I'm not normally one for parties.....
« on: October 30, 2014, 10:20:19 AM »
I prefer not to celebrate/ have a party on my birthday.

Aha! But, a birthday is something special. A reminder of your origins. And a reminder that you're still here. Most of all, it's a bit like a reset button. You look back on all that you've accomplished in the last year, and look ahead to see what you think you can do this year!

I was never one for parties either, but it is a day of celebration, because looking back on the year, I accomplished much. And now it's a new year ahead of me. New roads, new paths. Which road shall I take this year?

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Did you try sleeping on your freezer?

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The Flood / Re: I'm not normally one for parties.....
« on: October 30, 2014, 09:05:13 AM »
Happy Birthday buddy!

Here here. Gotta see if I can make today interesting.

What's the plan for today?

All I currently have is take things slow and easy. I didn't feel it much yesterday after work, but when I woke up this morning, let's just say that I'm fully aware of how much I hurt myself at work yesterday.

Take a rest today. Hopefully friends/family are going to visit you

Well, cross out the friends and just put family and that'd be right. They always do. But, no complaints here about taking it easy. This is something if I push, it'll get worse. And it's pretty bad at the moment. Basially walking around with only one foot at this point.

Stay in bed, get some form of bandage or double sock to cushion your other foot so it's not so bad

Actually socks make it worse. I need lots of air and free room. Socks dig into the cuts and agitate the skin around them. Nothing a hot shower won't help with along with some barefeet shenanigans. But, no bed stuff today. I'll just have to see what I can come up with later.

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The Flood / Re: I'm not normally one for parties.....
« on: October 30, 2014, 09:02:07 AM »
Have a birthday wank.

Tell you what, I'll climb onto the roof of my house and have a wank up there. And I'll aim for the building next door. The Bank.

Birthday wank on the bank.

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The Flood / Re: I'm not normally one for parties.....
« on: October 30, 2014, 09:01:18 AM »

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The Flood / Re: I'm not normally one for parties.....
« on: October 30, 2014, 09:00:49 AM »
Happy Birthday buddy!

Here here. Gotta see if I can make today interesting.

What's the plan for today?

All I currently have is take things slow and easy. I didn't feel it much yesterday after work, but when I woke up this morning, let's just say that I'm fully aware of how much I hurt myself at work yesterday.

Take a rest today. Hopefully friends/family are going to visit you

Well, cross out the friends and just put family and that'd be right. They always do. But, no complaints here about taking it easy. This is something if I push, it'll get worse. And it's pretty bad at the moment. Basially walking around with only one foot at this point.

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The Flood / Re: Dark Souls has shit lore
« on: October 30, 2014, 08:56:48 AM »
I agree.
what happened baconshelf you used to be cool


Eh. I found it boring in general. The combat was clunky and unresponsive and the story either was nonexistent or worse than destiny.

I lol. Dark Souls has 10x the amount of story Density has. It's just hidden away. Hell, all three DLC packs that came out for DSII dumped a shit ton of lore for all the lore cultists in the souls series.

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The Flood / Re: I'm not normally one for parties.....
« on: October 30, 2014, 08:54:47 AM »
Is it really your birthday? If so, then happy birthday!

Yeppers. The big 22.

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The Flood / Re: I'm not normally one for parties.....
« on: October 30, 2014, 08:54:26 AM »
Happy Birthday buddy!

Here here. Gotta see if I can make today interesting.

What's the plan for today?

All I currently have is take things slow and easy. I didn't feel it much yesterday after work, but when I woke up this morning, let's just say that I'm fully aware of how much I hurt myself at work yesterday.

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The Flood / Re: I'm not normally one for parties.....
« on: October 30, 2014, 08:50:32 AM »
Happy Birthday buddy!

Here here. Gotta see if I can make today interesting.

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The Flood / I'm not normally one for parties.....
« on: October 30, 2014, 08:48:35 AM »
But, it's my birthday today. Want some cake?

Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: YOU DO A LOOP DE LOOP AND PULL
« on: October 30, 2014, 08:30:22 AM »
JUST PUT YOUR LIPS TOGETHER AND BLOW

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The Flood / Re: What's your opinion on this shotgun?
« on: October 30, 2014, 08:15:37 AM »
>Hunting
>Ever

Hunting sounds pretty fun, IMO.
Okay sociopath.

Were our ancestors sociopaths? Is the wolf spider that spends its nights hunting for crickets a sociopath?
Hunting for food and survival =/= fun.
Wouldn't hunting put the population in line? If there's no deer hunting wouldn't these deer populations get to big which would result in there not being enough food to support them? Also what if you're somebody that hunts more for the food than the fun of it?

The thing with the populations, is, honestly, fucking stupidity. Because those populations manage themselves naturally. But, because of over hunting, they're all completely fucked now.

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The Flood / Re: If you're reading this title you're a fucking faggot
« on: October 29, 2014, 10:27:56 PM »


Are you implying that he's digging his own grave?

Because that's a snow shovel. Snow shovels are bad for digging through dirt. So, unless he's making himself a snow grave in a snow castle, I don't see what means.

I'm trying to get him to clean up all the shit he has been posting.

Should have sent him that picture of his mom in the maid outfit last night then.
Joke's on you, my mom is dead

Jokes on you, I brought the pointed shovels.

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The Flood / Re: If you're reading this title you're a fucking faggot
« on: October 29, 2014, 10:26:52 PM »


Are you implying that he's digging his own grave?

Because that's a snow shovel. Snow shovels are bad for digging through dirt. So, unless he's making himself a snow grave in a snow castle, I don't see what means.

I'm trying to get him to clean up all the shit he has been posting.

Should have sent him that picture of his mom in the maid outfit last night then.

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The Flood / Re: If you're reading this title you're a fucking faggot
« on: October 29, 2014, 10:25:01 PM »


Are you implying that he's digging his own grave?

Because that's a snow shovel. Snow shovels are bad for digging through dirt. So, unless he's making himself a snow grave in a snow castle, I don't see what means.

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Concrete. I fucking hate concrete work. "Hey boss I only did this once, so I'm a little inexperienced and rusty."

I end up being the only fucking guy working on the job because I give it my best. And apparently all the other folks didn't know shit. So I did half the shit myself. And, I payed for that. I broke something. Ripped some muscles over my ribcage, my lungs are giving me shit, and I just checked on the state of my feet a while back.

So, I'm taking the fucking hint and slowing things down for a bit.
Oh shit, I totally forgot.
Whatever happened with you being exposed to asbestos?

Nothing. It'll be in my lungs until the day I die.
I know. But why weren't you told you'd be around asbestos though?

I was. Defunct mask. Found out it was broken after working in the room.

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Concrete. I fucking hate concrete work. "Hey boss I only did this once, so I'm a little inexperienced and rusty."

I end up being the only fucking guy working on the job because I give it my best. And apparently all the other folks didn't know shit. So I did half the shit myself. And, I payed for that. I broke something. Ripped some muscles over my ribcage, my lungs are giving me shit, and I just checked on the state of my feet a while back.

So, I'm taking the fucking hint and slowing things down for a bit.
Oh shit, I totally forgot.
Whatever happened with you being exposed to asbestos?

Nothing. It'll be in my lungs until the day I die.

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The Flood / Re: during the hiroshima and nagasaki bombings
« on: October 29, 2014, 09:34:33 PM »
Even worse: all humans are breathing in each other's thousands and thousands of skin cells.

In short:
Spoiler
I'm inside all of you

Well, I guess technically I could say I came in your mother at some point too. It goes both ways cowboy.

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The Flood / Re: during the hiroshima and nagasaki bombings
« on: October 29, 2014, 09:20:10 PM »




And, did you know, that in some cases, they were vaporized so fast that people left a "shadow" of themselves behind? An imprint of where they were, very much like the corpses in pompeii.

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Concrete. I fucking hate concrete work. "Hey boss I only did this once, so I'm a little inexperienced and rusty."

I end up being the only fucking guy working on the job because I give it my best. And apparently all the other folks didn't know shit. So I did half the shit myself. And, I payed for that. I broke something. Ripped some muscles over my ribcage, my lungs are giving me shit, and I just checked on the state of my feet a while back.

So, I'm taking the fucking hint and slowing things down for a bit.

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The Flood / Re: Are you single?
« on: October 29, 2014, 08:47:09 PM »
Just me.

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The Flood / Re: I'm enlisting into the Navy
« on: October 29, 2014, 07:46:52 PM »
Look on the bright side sailor.

Boats. Fucking boats.

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The Flood / Re: Disclaimer: No, I'm not racist.
« on: October 29, 2014, 07:28:15 PM »
Racist backwards is Tsicar.

Meta confirmed for Muslim Spy Clown.

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The Flood / Re: Stephen Colbert defects
« on: October 29, 2014, 07:22:03 PM »
I know not what this means. Where'd Colbert go off to?

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The Flood / Re: Meta Cognition is a fucking racist
« on: October 29, 2014, 07:18:06 PM »


Implying Meta is a clown.

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The Flood / Re: Dark Souls has shit lore
« on: October 29, 2014, 07:10:57 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Did you see that Burger King bought Time Hortons?
« on: October 29, 2014, 06:27:14 PM »
Well, I know about Tim Hortons.

Don't know any Time Hortons though.

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