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9691
« on: November 09, 2014, 12:39:42 AM »
I have no idea what is going on in this thread.
I dropped this in penguin party. It's my wee little secret. And it's not a secret no more. Read if you dare!
Eh. I'll pass. Sorry.
I expect the worse! And pass off the good. Bad stuff happens, it's no biggie. Good stuff happens, I'm in the twilight zone. But, know that mein stories are different. I walk a strange line. Too strange for you it seems. It's not a bad thing. And, after all, it's writing. It's not like I dropped a shocking image in your lap that you can't unsee. You have the choice. So good on yeh.
9692
« on: November 09, 2014, 12:36:52 AM »
Something with Nick Cage.
And his uncontrollable desire for cake.
I ask myself, why do I do what I do some days? In imidiate hindsight, this was a terrible idea.
I still stand by my sentiments. I must be too tired to think straight. I'm making a poll, about these strange stories of mine, so that you folks can choose your poison. AND PEOPLE ARE FUCKING VOTING.
What kind of twilight zone shit is this?
Cake, Sandman.
Delicious chocolate cake.
Hey, I'm inventive, but I can't make cake fuckable. There's a line in all this. And it stops at cake.
Whoa, slow down there cowboy. I wasn't suggesting that you make Nick Cage fuck his cake. I don't think he's....that crazy. I hope not.
.....Nick Cage smut.
Holy crap I'm giggling really hard at this.
Hey, it's out there. God damn is it ever out there.
9693
« on: November 09, 2014, 12:35:40 AM »
Something with Nick Cage.
And his uncontrollable desire for cake.
I ask myself, why do I do what I do some days? In imidiate hindsight, this was a terrible idea.
I still stand by my sentiments. I must be too tired to think straight. I'm making a poll, about these strange stories of mine, so that you folks can choose your poison. AND PEOPLE ARE FUCKING VOTING.
What kind of twilight zone shit is this?
Meh. I'll read your shit if you don't mind me skimming over the sex scenes. You write well so it's not like it's a strain to read your work (like some fanfics I've read).
Well, lucky for you, I'll highlight each spoiler section as the bits where all the, um, bits happen. The rest of the story is fair game. Didn't figure you read what I posted in PP though.
9694
« on: November 09, 2014, 12:33:45 AM »
I have no idea what is going on in this thread.
I dropped this in penguin party. It's my wee little secret. And it's not a secret no more. Read if you dare!
9695
« on: November 09, 2014, 12:32:46 AM »
Elites don't have bewbs.
Dat's Glue Bandit. 9 times out of 10 GB draws Sangheilian ladies without bewbs. Dat one doesn't have bewbs.
Just because nerds are drawing them with 'em doesn't mean they actually have them. They're not mammalian.
But, technically, they aren't reptillian either since they aren't from Terra.
9696
« on: November 09, 2014, 12:30:06 AM »
Something with Nick Cage.
And his uncontrollable desire for cake.
I ask myself, why do I do what I do some days? In imidiate hindsight, this was a terrible idea.
I still stand by my sentiments. I must be too tired to think straight. I'm making a poll, about these strange stories of mine, so that you folks can choose your poison. AND PEOPLE ARE FUCKING VOTING.
What kind of twilight zone shit is this?
Cake, Sandman.
Delicious chocolate cake.
Hey, I'm inventive, but I can't make cake fuckable. There's a line in all this. And it stops at cake.
9697
« on: November 09, 2014, 12:27:25 AM »
Something with Nick Cage.
And his uncontrollable desire for cake.
I ask myself, why do I do what I do some days? In imidiate hindsight, this was a terrible idea.
I still stand by my sentiments. I must be too tired to think straight. I'm making a poll, about these strange stories of mine, so that you folks can choose your poison. AND PEOPLE ARE FUCKING VOTING. What kind of twilight zone shit is this?
9698
« on: November 09, 2014, 12:24:40 AM »
Elites don't have bewbs.
Dat's Glue Bandit. 9 times out of 10 GB draws Sangheilian ladies without bewbs. Dat one doesn't have bewbs.
9699
« on: November 09, 2014, 12:23:06 AM »
I really like supernatural and mystical stuff, but if you've got a hunkering for fanfic then do as your mind dictates.
Na, the point is, I have a pile of about 48 stories hanging around. Lot of colours and shit in there.
So you'll share them in a different thread? Not following colors completely. I could make guesses, but I tend to assume the worst of people when I do that, so I'll ask instead.
What do you mean by lots of colors and stuff?
Flavors in the spectrum of kinky shit.
9700
« on: November 09, 2014, 12:22:23 AM »
Something with Nick Cage.
And his uncontrollable desire for cake.
I ask myself, why do I do what I do some days? In imidiate hindsight, this was a terrible idea.
9701
« on: November 09, 2014, 12:19:29 AM »
Four. Four whole people on here like intimate encounters of sorts with magical based beings. Ya'll don't know what the fuck you could potentially be walking into.
9702
« on: November 09, 2014, 12:17:03 AM »
Fanfiction of me.
God dangit it don't work like that. Imma spoopy with other characters.
9703
« on: November 09, 2014, 12:14:35 AM »
9704
« on: November 09, 2014, 12:13:19 AM »
Do another Halo universe story >>
I've got a few hanging around. But they're rusty as shit compared to what you saw in the tuxedo bird party.
9705
« on: November 09, 2014, 12:10:35 AM »
ghost cyborg
Ya only get one you sack of old sacks.
Ghosts and cybernetics would be too spoopy.
9706
« on: November 09, 2014, 12:09:20 AM »
I really like supernatural and mystical stuff, but if you've got a hunkering for fanfic then do as your mind dictates.
Na, the point is, I have a pile of about 48 stories hanging around. Lot of colours and shit in there.
9707
« on: November 09, 2014, 12:08:25 AM »
ghost cyborg
Ya only get one you sack of old sacks.
9708
« on: November 09, 2014, 12:04:56 AM »
Right, so you folks remember how a while back I jolly up and walked into the spot light and said "lol Imma borderline erotica writer?
Na, fuck no. Anywho, that's the point. I posted a story of mine in Penguin Party. And I want to do it again. But I ain't waitin' on PP. So, through divine Cheat intervention, I am set free.
And you all get to choose your poison. If you don't pick, you'll get something anyway. Most votes at the end of the timer wins.
9709
« on: November 08, 2014, 11:57:57 PM »
Okay so honestly, if you can post this stuff here, then I can post my shit here right? Cause I'll do it. I'll flood the flood with my shit.
Have at it.
I already dumped one of mine in penguin party. All righty then! Let's get the fun train rolling!
9710
« on: November 08, 2014, 11:49:23 PM »
Okay so honestly, if you can post this stuff here, then I can post my shit here right? Cause I'll do it. I'll flood the flood with my shit.
9711
« on: November 08, 2014, 11:41:36 PM »
Glue Bandit!
9712
« on: November 08, 2014, 09:12:47 PM »
Picked a good day for it OP. Shit time of day though. I could've taken a picture outside in the snow for ya.
I love your pictures, you always just look happy to be alive. You do not seem to take things for granted and just enjoy each day as it comes instead of worrying about past or future events.
How could I not be happy? 365 days from now I will be the inheritor of 160 acres of land. 10 of which, I will roll my motor home up on to, and build my home. And from there, I could go anywhere in the world. Today is a good day. Just like yesterday of course. But, special, in that soon all the dominoes will fall into place! Today's a success if there ever was one!
9713
« on: November 08, 2014, 08:34:17 PM »
Picked a good day for it OP. Shit time of day though. I could've taken a picture outside in the snow for ya.
I like that jacket
Ha. That's a light sweater actually. The jackets required at this time of year are going to get increasingly thicker and thicker from this point on.
I like the plaid design
Plaid design is best design. Good for work gear.
9714
« on: November 08, 2014, 08:33:09 PM »
Yar! May your vacation be a good one. Return here someday. We'll be waitin! You'll always have a home here.
9715
« on: November 08, 2014, 08:30:16 PM »
Picked a good day for it OP. Shit time of day though. I could've taken a picture outside in the snow for ya.
I like that jacket
Ha. That's a light sweater actually. The jackets required at this time of year are going to get increasingly thicker and thicker from this point on.
9716
« on: November 08, 2014, 08:27:19 PM »
Picked a good day for it OP. Shit time of day though. I could've taken a picture outside in the snow for ya.
9717
« on: November 08, 2014, 08:01:29 PM »
That's awesome. That's a lot of room to play around on. Do you hunt?
Absolutely not. Only if I needed to survive and there were no other options left.
9718
« on: November 08, 2014, 06:09:39 PM »
You late son! Dunksgiving in Canada is a different date. But, who says late presents aren't good anyway?
9719
« on: November 08, 2014, 06:00:07 PM »
Haha! Some good news today folks! Blog news aside, I may have just found myself some land!
Talking to my Uncle, who owns 160 acres of land. He says he'd like to keep it in the family. And, he's already been talking to my mother about it. Point is, my name is up for the owner of the land.
When he's paid off the mortgage at the end of next year, he's going to add my mother into the paperwork as an owner, and if I so wish, myself as well. Shared ownership. You folks may not know the size of an acre, but know that 160 of them is fucking big. Big enough that there's a lake on the land he owns.
There's some technical loopholes to work around with laws and stuff, but for all intents and purposes, in the next year, I may have land to call my own.
160 fucking acres of it!
why did you have to leave bungie.net again?
I got locked out of my account forcefully due to dammicky rules from my provinces internet service rules. Bungie felt like it was time to verify that my account was really me, and sent me a message that I could only delay for a week before I got locked out.
Due to dammicky shit, the account exists, but at the same time, doesn't. And I can't make a new one because of my internet provider's ball squeezing grip and their rules.
so you couldn't create a new account in a public place, library etc.
1. Lol what library? I live in a town of 800. Closest town away is a 40 minute drive.
2. No, because an email account here costs money. You pay a service charge linked to your IP address that gets deducted along with the internet fees.
cant you just make a google account
I've been through this a million times. No. Because my internet provider redirects me to my actual native email account and says "Hey nigga, youz already got an account."
My ISP has every fucking angle covered here dude. There ain't no escape.
so then how do you use a service, like, google drive or xbox live?
Partnerships. My provider works with everybody. So long as you have an email account, you can do all things internet related. It's just the fact that there's some black magic shit going on with a dammicky email account that's connected to my bungie profile and not my actual email account.
9720
« on: November 08, 2014, 05:26:57 PM »
Haha! Some good news today folks! Blog news aside, I may have just found myself some land!
Talking to my Uncle, who owns 160 acres of land. He says he'd like to keep it in the family. And, he's already been talking to my mother about it. Point is, my name is up for the owner of the land.
When he's paid off the mortgage at the end of next year, he's going to add my mother into the paperwork as an owner, and if I so wish, myself as well. Shared ownership. You folks may not know the size of an acre, but know that 160 of them is fucking big. Big enough that there's a lake on the land he owns.
There's some technical loopholes to work around with laws and stuff, but for all intents and purposes, in the next year, I may have land to call my own.
160 fucking acres of it!
why did you have to leave bungie.net again?
I got locked out of my account forcefully due to dammicky rules from my provinces internet service rules. Bungie felt like it was time to verify that my account was really me, and sent me a message that I could only delay for a week before I got locked out.
Due to dammicky shit, the account exists, but at the same time, doesn't. And I can't make a new one because of my internet provider's ball squeezing grip and their rules.
so you couldn't create a new account in a public place, library etc.
1. Lol what library? I live in a town of 800. Closest town away is a 40 minute drive.
2. No, because an email account here costs money. You pay a service charge linked to your IP address that gets deducted along with the internet fees.
cant you just make a google account
I've been through this a million times. No. Because my internet provider redirects me to my actual native email account and says "Hey nigga, youz already got an account." My ISP has every fucking angle covered here dude. There ain't no escape.
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