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9661
« on: November 09, 2014, 03:29:10 PM »
It's -11 outside and our garage door is no longer functioning. Handyman me has to fix it. Metal stings so bad in the cold.
9662
« on: November 09, 2014, 01:31:24 PM »
Really?..
That was the first thing I noticed ._.
I guess I wanted to stay dark on all the stuff that was coming out. I walked into souls II with no fucking hint at anything.
9663
« on: November 09, 2014, 01:24:30 PM »
9664
« on: November 09, 2014, 01:21:28 PM »
I know that the song played in Halo Legends. Specifically, Origins: Part II.
9665
« on: November 09, 2014, 01:19:06 PM »
You taking pictures of my local area?
9666
« on: November 09, 2014, 01:16:29 PM »
Honestly, I don't mind taxes too much. I mean, on paper, they sound lovely. Whatever you make, you take a portion of it and give it to the government, so they can sort out all the higher problems and fix stuff that you, one singular person, might not be able to do on your own.
Except that's not so.
And, in some sense, it seems a little bit silly.
Couple years ago, I worked a construction job. I was building a bank. And, it sort of struck me as stupid. I was busting my ass to build a bank. And every paycheck I made, every two weeks, was 1200 dollars. At the end of the day I got 800 when taxes went through.
And yet, I was sitting there, doing physical, shitty, labor, to help a service, and I was paying for it. Not only that, but there's the problem of retarded budgets.
All the money that gets sucked in through taxes basically just falls into a black hole. Like fucking hell if I know where it went.
Because it sure as fuck hasn't gone to my province's degrading roads. Hasn't gone to the town's faulty equipment and breaking down shit. Hasn't gone to the school that was built in the 1930s. Hasn't gone for the medical clinic, which moved into one of the older schools in the area because they didn't have enough room.
On paper, the idea of taxes are quite pretty. In form and function, they're abused, faulty, and to a guy who slogs through the mud on a regular basis, they don't make any logical sense.
In conclusion, that's why everything I do is under the table. I pay, nothing. But in the end, whatever I earn is spent anyway, sent out to the world where it will eventually trade hands and fall into the black hole that is the tax collection agency.
9667
« on: November 09, 2014, 01:01:59 PM »
Whatever you do, watch out for their customer support minefields. It's the trenches, except with elevator music.
9668
« on: November 09, 2014, 12:55:04 PM »
>naked women appear here
Fucking bullshit, post pics instead. Now I have to actually browse for porn, damnit
Little elbow work never did no harm.
9669
« on: November 09, 2014, 10:42:46 AM »
9670
« on: November 09, 2014, 10:13:17 AM »
You flood me. With a page of Ellen Pages. To be honest I have no real idea who she is. I think, at the most, I saw her one time in a movie and of course everybody was flipping their shit over her in a video game at some point. But, other than that, I know nothing.
9671
« on: November 09, 2014, 09:35:22 AM »
So?
Climate change has happened all throughout history.
Which is a fair point. But the term we're using now is misplaced. Climate changes, that's what it does. But the thing that we're doing, is accelerating things. Glaciers normally take tens of thousands of years to retreat, and in parts of the world entire sheets have dissapeared in over the span of 100 years. We aren't changing the weather so much as we are accelerating the pace at which it changes, which isn't a good thing, because over the thousands of years of gradual climate shifts, the world adapted to the slow, yet steady pace of gradual change. Shit can't adapt when in one year your winter decides to fuck off and replace a hibernation and downtime season with scorching sunshine.
9672
« on: November 09, 2014, 09:30:17 AM »
There's a little black and white game. And jesus fuck I had it a second ago. Black and white, puzzle and trap based. Bingo.
Limbo.
Loved Limbo. Had a good run in Minecraft. That indie zombie survival game was fun. The name escapes me though at the moment.
9673
« on: November 09, 2014, 08:42:17 AM »
We aren't special.
The universe did, does, and will do everything he mentioned. Hottest temperature at the start. Coldest at the end.
We are the universe, in a way, so perhaps everything I just said is pointless. But the fact is we have done it, and the universe that isn't us likely won't do it until its heat death.
Na. We're just part of the clockwork. Wee little gears is all.
9674
« on: November 09, 2014, 08:35:41 AM »
We aren't special.
I would argue that on the scale of the universe in the manner he's talking about, we aren't. The universe did, does, and will do everything he mentioned. Hottest temperature at the start. Coldest at the end. Starts endure for an almost inconcievable amount of time. All of our achievments are small and short lived, almost nothing when compared to the clockwork design around us.
But, we are special in that we create. We have the capacity to reach out around us and alter the world based off intangible thoughts that have roughly no physical form. In essence, through nothing, we create something. And we are special in that we're alive and that we have a little more rattling around in our heads.
No. No one is special in anyway.
Sure they are. Me and you? Almost completely different people. Take a person, and break who they are down at a fundamental level. Their genes, in born natural abilities, likes, dislikes, fears, fetishes, hates, loves, everything. And apply a number to each and every one. We as people at that point would become a code of numbers. An extremely long code. And yes, patterns would emerge. Similar numbers, similiar chains of numbers that link us through common ground. But as a whole, that code, that makes up you and every event in your life, will never be perfectly replicated again. Each and every person is one of a kind, in mind, body, and experiences.
9675
« on: November 09, 2014, 08:27:18 AM »
We aren't special.
I would argue that on the scale of the universe in the manner he's talking about, we aren't. The universe did, does, and will do everything he mentioned. Hottest temperature at the start. Coldest at the end. Starts endure for an almost inconcievable amount of time. All of our achievments are small and short lived, almost nothing when compared to the clockwork design around us. But, we are special in that we create. We have the capacity to reach out around us and alter the world based off intangible thoughts that have roughly no physical form. In essence, through nothing, we create something. And we are special in that we're alive and that we have a little more rattling around in our heads.
9676
« on: November 09, 2014, 07:42:22 AM »
I dont know about you but that was good if not great. That ending.
I think I've got a knack for endings. Just a small one.
9677
« on: November 09, 2014, 07:41:50 AM »
I can't even handle it .
Matches your profile pic at least.
9678
« on: November 09, 2014, 01:21:32 AM »
Dude, I'm still using an old sony TV that in the year 2000, was the height of TV technology. It's given me 14 years of service and I still think it looks good to this day.
This FPS stuff makes me go round and round.
9679
« on: November 09, 2014, 01:19:11 AM »
I smashed my knee up a week ago. It still hurts. It got pinned by an iron slab of a hospital bed I was helping to move in between an iron slab of a trailer.
Good thing nothing broke though.
It never ends
Shoulda told me earlier! Why didn't you warn me!
I never asked for this.
Is this the real life
Jesus fuck you're probably stoned and I'm so far out tonight that I could probably pass for it too. What in the flaming fuck am I doing tonight?
No, senior sniper, it is not real life. It is but a dream. So fuck you. Imma going to sleep.
I'm not stoned 
chill, brodude
Danka. I'm going to drop where I fall. Good day.
9680
« on: November 09, 2014, 01:17:59 AM »
"Oh hey, bug tits. Shiggy diggy."
The human race disappoints me sometimes.
Nutrient sacks you sack of old sacks!
You could go the avian route and have the adults puke up partially digested food for their young
Seriously. This is it. This is the height of it all. I was sitting here, discussing Spaghetti anatomy, and then we started talking about bugs, and then birds. Three people. Vien who's strangeness is trademark. You, who doesn't appear as that of an outsider, and me, who's no doubt just a strange as vien but who's got bungled up reservations about what I so clearly enjoy. WHat the fuck is tonight? What in the nine hells am I going to wake up to tomorrow?
9681
« on: November 09, 2014, 01:12:37 AM »
"Oh hey, bug tits. Shiggy diggy."
The human race disappoints me sometimes.
Nutrient sacks you sack of old sacks!
You could go the avian route and have the adults puke up partially digested food for their young
No. This is it. I'm so fucking exhausted and tired that I'm arguing semantics with you about tits on bugs. And then there's bird vomit.
9682
« on: November 09, 2014, 01:04:37 AM »
"Oh hey, bug tits. Shiggy diggy."
The human race disappoints me sometimes.
Nutrient sacks you sack of old sacks!
9683
« on: November 09, 2014, 12:55:22 AM »
dino bewbs are srs bizniz
You can't tell me what should and shouldn't be on a Sangheili, it's my mind at work. I've drawn them with and without breasts.
What next, will I be bitched at for making a neat armour design that isn't a part of the Halo canon?
You know, with the amount of shit I've written about, I'm fucking amazed that I never got complained at for adding bewbs on insectoid based critters. Everybody was like "Oh hey, bug tits. Shiggy diggy."
9684
« on: November 09, 2014, 12:53:46 AM »
I smashed my knee up a week ago. It still hurts. It got pinned by an iron slab of a hospital bed I was helping to move in between an iron slab of a trailer.
Good thing nothing broke though.
It never ends
Shoulda told me earlier! Why didn't you warn me!
I never asked for this.
Is this the real life
Jesus fuck you're probably stoned and I'm so far out tonight that I could probably pass for it too. What in the flaming fuck am I doing tonight? No, senior sniper, it is not real life. It is but a dream. So fuck you. Imma going to sleep.
9685
« on: November 09, 2014, 12:50:41 AM »
>People taking this thread seriously.
Turning all Halo related non serious threads into serious threads since 07.
9686
« on: November 09, 2014, 12:48:24 AM »
I smashed my knee up a week ago. It still hurts. It got pinned by an iron slab of a hospital bed I was helping to move in between an iron slab of a trailer.
Good thing nothing broke though.
It never ends
Shoulda told me earlier! Why didn't you warn me! I never asked for this.
9687
« on: November 09, 2014, 12:46:26 AM »
I smashed my knee up a week ago. It still hurts. It got pinned by an iron slab of a hospital bed I was helping to move in between an iron slab of a trailer.
Good thing nothing broke though.
9688
« on: November 09, 2014, 12:41:40 AM »
Elites don't have bewbs.
Dat's Glue Bandit. 9 times out of 10 GB draws Sangheilian ladies without bewbs. Dat one doesn't have bewbs.
Just because nerds are drawing them with 'em doesn't mean they actually have them. They're not mammalian.
But, technically, they aren't reptillian either since they aren't from Terra.
Well they're aliens, so technically they wouldn't fit anywhere in Earth's animal kingdom. Bit still. It wouldn't function for that species with mouths like that.
You just ain't thinking about the right angles. Pretty simple actually. Of course, I suppose you'd need a slightly more demented mind to think of such a thing, but, there you have it.
9689
« on: November 09, 2014, 12:39:42 AM »
I have no idea what is going on in this thread.
I dropped this in penguin party. It's my wee little secret. And it's not a secret no more. Read if you dare!
Eh. I'll pass. Sorry.
I expect the worse! And pass off the good. Bad stuff happens, it's no biggie. Good stuff happens, I'm in the twilight zone. But, know that mein stories are different. I walk a strange line. Too strange for you it seems. It's not a bad thing. And, after all, it's writing. It's not like I dropped a shocking image in your lap that you can't unsee. You have the choice. So good on yeh.
9690
« on: November 09, 2014, 12:36:52 AM »
Something with Nick Cage.
And his uncontrollable desire for cake.
I ask myself, why do I do what I do some days? In imidiate hindsight, this was a terrible idea.
I still stand by my sentiments. I must be too tired to think straight. I'm making a poll, about these strange stories of mine, so that you folks can choose your poison. AND PEOPLE ARE FUCKING VOTING.
What kind of twilight zone shit is this?
Cake, Sandman.
Delicious chocolate cake.
Hey, I'm inventive, but I can't make cake fuckable. There's a line in all this. And it stops at cake.
Whoa, slow down there cowboy. I wasn't suggesting that you make Nick Cage fuck his cake. I don't think he's....that crazy. I hope not.
.....Nick Cage smut.
Holy crap I'm giggling really hard at this.
Hey, it's out there. God damn is it ever out there.
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