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Am I the only one that doesn't know what's going on in this thread?

ITT: We got mugged by black people in a ghetto and saw the horrendous extent of abuse of the wellfare system.

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Today Kiyo and I traversed one of the more avoided communities in Drangleic. We ventured in as tourists and quickly realized we were in way over our heads. Black Gulch was not the friendly community as advertised in the tourist brochure seen here.

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Within minutes of setting foot into the neighborhood, we were beset by the less than agreeable citizens, who sought to rob us and even murder us. Kiyo got one Humanity stolen and I was harrassed and frightened when I was jumped from the shadows.

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We went our separate ways, and Kiyo walked into the wrong back alley.
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I nearly died when I was nearly killed by the crumbling infastructure and buildings, which were very unsafe.
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At long last, we regrouped at a favorite tourist hotspot bonfire, and decided to try one last location in the hopes that we could salvage our trip. We were wrong.

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We had the misfortune of meeting the area's local drug lord, who was trying to actively smuggle drugs out via statues, and was rampantly abusing the wellfare system with hundreds of bodies working for him under his command.

In the end, we had no choice but to put our boots down, and we shut down the operations of the drug lord via the dispensery of political justice.

This is your Drangleic public service announcement saying, stay safe out there folks.

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The Flood / Re: So. New York's Snowstorm
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:28:35 PM »
I'd take that over the cold we're getting any day. Wanna trade?

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The Flood / Re: Which is worse, getting fired or quitting?
« on: November 18, 2014, 06:49:22 PM »
Being fired means you where shitty in some capacity. Your fuck up was too big.

Quitting, personally, is much more liberating. You put in your time, you handed in your resignation, and you walked away with your head held high.

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The Flood / Goodnight folks
« on: November 18, 2014, 12:39:58 PM »
I've got a right rippin' fucking headache that's been tailing me since yesterday evening. Persistent little fuck is what it is. I can't function right today. So I'm calling it a day.

See ya folks.

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Serious / Re: Atheists of the forum
« on: November 18, 2014, 12:28:12 PM »



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Serious / Re: Nuclear war is declared, what do you do.
« on: November 18, 2014, 12:15:06 PM »
Stay my hand. A big fuck you bang up party is pretty tempting. But in surrender and acceptance, you gain a far bigger fuck you.

1. All of histories villains? The people we hated, feared, detested, and everything else? They're all dead. Their empires, are dead. The point is, times change. So even if the country that was the last man standing, the dirty little fucker who started it all was left, times would change. Everything rises, everything falls.

2. Nukes are fast. But not instant. They probably have a long enough travel time, that as the leader of your doomed country, you could broadcast a message. A farewell to all, and a call to arms. A message that says "I had the choice to fire. And I didn't, because I'm not the man on the other end of the oncoming missiles towards me." In conjunction with "everything changes," you leave a message of peace, a warning, and a call to arms to those who would fight and incite rebellion on the last man standing.

3. What's a bigger fuck you and crippling blow to your assailaint's ego then watching your oncoming death with a smile and not a care?

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Serious / Re: Atheists of the forum
« on: November 18, 2014, 11:59:09 AM »


Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Who else is browsing Sep7agon at work?
« on: November 18, 2014, 11:36:37 AM »
In between bits of running around in the restaurant I use the office computer to stop by here.

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The Flood / Re: Psst!
« on: November 18, 2014, 11:19:21 AM »

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The Flood / Re: What's up?
« on: November 18, 2014, 10:21:34 AM »
Little bit of a somber day. Trying to make the best of it is all.

What's wrong my friend

Heavy stuff is all. Just ain't an easy way of dealing with it.

Would friendly conversation lift your spirit?

Na. There's no easy way around this. In fact talking about it acknowleges it. Honestly, that's the last thing I want to do. I'll just have to toss my hat up into the ring and see what I can make of the day. Time's wasting. Even if I'm mopey, doing something is more important.

:-\, feel better buddy! hopefully your day turns around for the better

It's not that I can't make my day better. I sure can. But it does not remove the weight. Like it or not, it'll always be there. Give it some time maybe, and I just might push it into background memory, so that it's not so spoopy.

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The Flood / Re: What's up?
« on: November 18, 2014, 10:13:41 AM »
Little bit of a somber day. Trying to make the best of it is all.

What's wrong my friend

Heavy stuff is all. Just ain't an easy way of dealing with it.

Would friendly conversation lift your spirit?

Na. There's no easy way around this. In fact talking about it acknowleges it. Honestly, that's the last thing I want to do. I'll just have to toss my hat up into the ring and see what I can make of the day. Time's wasting. Even if I'm mopey, doing something is more important.

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The Flood / Re: What's up?
« on: November 18, 2014, 10:08:03 AM »
Little bit of a somber day. Trying to make the best of it is all.

What's wrong my friend

Heavy stuff is all. Just ain't an easy way of dealing with it.

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The Flood / Re: What's up?
« on: November 18, 2014, 09:57:19 AM »
Little bit of a somber day. Trying to make the best of it is all.

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The Flood / Re: How gay am I?
« on: November 18, 2014, 09:35:41 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Post your cuddle buddy for the winter
« on: November 18, 2014, 09:00:59 AM »
Don't got one.

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Gaming / Re: You had one job Blur
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:13:48 AM »
I still think that might be the back of the phantom. The two smaller blue lights could be the back guns they seem to have but never use.

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The Flood / Re: Join
« on: November 18, 2014, 02:01:24 AM »
kek

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YouTube
You got fuckin' rekt

No he didn't because it literally takes no more than a minute to create an alt on plug.dj. No matter how many times you ban our alts we will always create new ones because plug.dj has shit digital security and because it literally takes one minute to create an email account if need be.

Just a quick question here.

Any particular reason you folks stir shit up? With alts and all that. Spam and attacks? When you look back on your life, and count your hours, your minutes, are you going to be satisfied that you sat around for all those evenings and just wasted all that time trying to piss people off?

This is only something I do for amusement and I find it unlikely I'll even remember it as it's just something I do when I'm bored. And some of the laughs you can get from doing this kind of douchebaggery are absolutely priceless.

Then let's hope you're never given a reason to count your time then. I hope at the end of the road, what you set up for yourself was worth it. Senseless laughs at frustration and needless stupidity. It's your time and your choice. Here's hoping you've a bad memory so as you don't remember hours wasted.

Cheers.

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The Flood / Re: Join
« on: November 18, 2014, 01:46:59 AM »
kek

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YouTube
You got fuckin' rekt

No he didn't because it literally takes no more than a minute to create an alt on plug.dj. No matter how many times you ban our alts we will always create new ones because plug.dj has shit digital security and because it literally takes one minute to create an email account if need be.

Just a quick question here.

Any particular reason you folks stir shit up? With alts and all that. Spam and attacks? When you look back on your life, and count your hours, your minutes, are you going to be satisfied that you sat around for all those evenings and just wasted all that time trying to piss people off?

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The Flood / Re: Individuality is a detriment to governments and armies.
« on: November 17, 2014, 11:52:00 PM »
And yet it can be argued that individuality got us this far. Because without those singular, great minds that walked alone, we wouldn't have what we have today.
I'd say that it is only needed at the top of the food chain.
Grunts should not have it, not even officers, or higher ranked persons. Only the top.

Imma shoot you down with my six shooter slick.

With very real world examples from my own experiences.

I'm a grunt. Most of my jobs consist of being a laborer on a work site. It's my job to haul shit, clean shit, and get stuff where it needs to go. I'm zee butler of the worksite. That's what's expected of me. But while I work, I do more than that. I think.

I think ahead of what my head honchos are doing. And make moves before they even have to tell me what we're doing, what they need, and what I need to do. Most of all, I spot things. Details the boss missed. And I point them out.

If I was just a standard grunt like all the rest, then I'd shovel and haul shit around, just like them. But I'm not. And it's served me, and my co-workers well in the past. And sometimes, they don't even know that I'm there. I'll be doing my job, and see a problem coming up ahead of time, and fix it before anybody encounters it. Airlines in the way, snags and coils, moving tools ahead of time to where they'll be needed shortly.

If I was not like this, trust me when I say this.

1. A lot of my jobs would be a lot more shitty if I wasn't watching out for the little details. And not just shitty for me either. The whole group.

2. There'd be a fair few misshaps and accidents that could result in injury or potentially death.

The way I act, the way I think, in my position, is for lack of a better term, credit to team.

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The Flood / Re: Is there a smart person word for based?
« on: November 17, 2014, 11:38:48 PM »
It's called being optimistic.

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The Flood / Re: CHEAT WTF IS THIS?
« on: November 17, 2014, 11:35:38 PM »


Classic joker is better :3

No sentiments on the respective iterations of the character. But I can appreciate the effort put into both costumes.

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The Flood / Re: What are you losers doing with your life? Oh right...
« on: November 17, 2014, 11:33:37 PM »
I find it odd how Beta is considered an insult by folks. Strange.

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The Flood / Re: Individuality is a detriment to governments and armies.
« on: November 17, 2014, 11:30:34 PM »
And yet it can be argued that individuality got us this far. Because without those singular, great minds that walked alone, we wouldn't have what we have today.

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Gaming / Re: Halo is a cool guy...
« on: November 17, 2014, 10:24:12 PM »
That escape pod would never have made it on the ring.

Would have punched a hole right through. We didn't need to detonate the Autumn's reactors when we had Big Chief to split the ring for us.

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The Flood / Re: HAPPY BDAY DECI
« on: November 17, 2014, 09:51:15 PM »
Don't know if legitimate or not. Best way is to be legitimate.

Happy Birthday compatriot!

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Gaming / Re: You, too, can buy a Plasma Rifle replica!
« on: November 17, 2014, 09:34:19 PM »
20 pounds. Did they cast it out of Lead?

Also, how could you hold that without hurting yourself?

You tellin' me you can't effectively carry 20 pounds around with ya?

That does give me a good idea though. Have one of those rifles mounted on a wall. Home introduer comes in, is the red one as a blugeon!
I can, but there's a reason why guns and swords don't weigh 20 pounds.

I'll have you know that the average weight of a scottish claymore was 16 pounds. 20's not that big of a jump.
I end up finding very different sword weights.

Hmm. Must have mixed shit up then. I do remember something having an average weight of 16 pounds.

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The Flood / Re: Most attractive US presidents (nsfw)
« on: November 17, 2014, 09:31:18 PM »
This reminds me of that "Presidents with boobs" page.

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Gaming / Re: You, too, can buy a Plasma Rifle replica!
« on: November 17, 2014, 09:28:40 PM »
20 pounds. Did they cast it out of Lead?

Also, how could you hold that without hurting yourself?

You tellin' me you can't effectively carry 20 pounds around with ya?

That does give me a good idea though. Have one of those rifles mounted on a wall. Home introduer comes in, is the red one as a blugeon!
I can, but there's a reason why guns and swords don't weigh 20 pounds.

I'll have you know that the average weight of a scottish claymore was 16 pounds. 20's not that big of a jump.

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