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Serious / Re: Hacking and Hackers
« on: December 13, 2014, 09:45:13 PM »
Cyber warfare, however, is a problem. But your government's in on it.

I just needed to fix that. Sorry.

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The Flood / Re: Any Writing You're Working on?
« on: December 13, 2014, 08:49:30 PM »
Whoo boy. Finished that story of mine couple minutes ago. 10,200 words and a nice 78 pages. All done and wrapped up. Early christmas present for a friend coming up.

Think I nailed the bugger.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone here ever get bored and just stare at their dick?
« on: December 13, 2014, 08:39:58 PM »

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The Flood / Re: You can have one augmetic, what would it be?
« on: December 13, 2014, 05:16:26 PM »
How bout a new indestructible spine?

Do you know what I puzzled over one day? Augment abuse. Not the right term. Let's say, augment disparity. An unequal level of power between augment and standard human muscles and bones.

For instance. Let's say you get some robo arms. Chop your arms off at the shoulders and get machine ones. These machine ones never tire, and outperform your old ones in every way. So. Here's the question.

You go up to a circus or whatever, feeling good about yourself with your new superman robo arms, and you decide to lift shit like the strongman does. Or, let's say you overdo it. Let's say you push those arms far beyond their normal capacity that no Human can lift normally. What happens?

Secondary organ failure and spinal rupture.

In essence, you just lifted something that your arms could lift. But not your Human body. When you lift, anything with your arms, outwards in front of your chest or above your head, the strain on your back is multiiplied by 7.

So. You're feeling damn sure of yourself. And you go up and pick up that nifty looking truck. Your robo arms are still attached to your regular system. That 1 ton truck becomes 7 tons on your spine.

Long story short. Pick your fucking augments carefully nigga.

How about a spine augment you say? Well, things get even messier. We're talking ripping limbs apart from strains your spine can take but not your arms or legs.

GG partial cyborgs with toned down pussy augments.

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Heyo. Just a question. Since when did you pack your shit up and jump over here? Did you decide that you've conquered enough land in the serious forum and you're ready to take a chunk of the flood with you now too?

Are we going with the Hitler Meta here or what?

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The Flood / Re: You can have one augmetic, what would it be?
« on: December 13, 2014, 05:02:38 PM »
I'm trying to think of the most damaged part of me to replace. I can't pin it down.

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The Flood / Re: I need to make a thread
« on: December 13, 2014, 04:58:11 PM »
I've shut myself in a room and am finishing up a story for a friend before I kick the bucket and it's too late.

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The Flood / Re: Holy Shit I just looked a myself in the mirror
« on: December 13, 2014, 12:23:51 PM »
Excuse me sir.

Fucking Cloud City is a floating station on a Gas Giant.
Are you fucking serious?

Cloud City is the home to the only black man in the galaxy. The Galactic Empire wouldn't wipe out an endangered species for no reason. Hence they built Cloud City for Lando so he'd be safe from the Death Star.

Holy shit. Do you know what you just discovered Meta? The only hole in the emporer's plans.

Fuck Luke and Vader. Fuck Porkins being a human meat shield to save the chosen one.

Lando Blew up the second death star.

That was why the empire lost. Because the Emporer had a tiny weak spot in him for endangered species. he was fine with killing Mace Window because at that point black people weren't an endangered species.

But he stopped poaching when there was one left.

And it bit him in the ass like an Ewok.

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The Flood / Re: Holy Shit I just looked a myself in the mirror
« on: December 13, 2014, 12:09:49 PM »
Why the fuck call it a Death Star if it can only kill solid planets?
Because they're the only things which house life, and thus can facilitate death.

Excuse me sir.

Fucking Cloud City is a floating station on a Gas Giant.

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The Flood / Re: Any Writing You're Working on?
« on: December 13, 2014, 12:06:36 PM »
I figure I'll just drop this here since this is basically the only writing thread around. I always like to try and push my limits with writing. And I know my strengths. Good with characters. I'm good at writing and creating my own stuff. And, lately, I've been delving into little bits and pieces of fanfiction.

Because with fanfics, it's an established universe. And not my own self generated stuff. I can create the rules and limits as I see fit with my own stuff. And I make these rules and limits based around what I want to write. Consider them as static rules. Moveable to fit what I want to make.

But a fanfic has locked rules. Rules that you can't break and move to make what you want. I always like to bend the rules, just a little bit. But the closer you stay to the source material, the harder, and more entertaining it is. More fun.

Now, I've pushed stuff a step further. I asked a friend if they'd like to see me write something. So they gave me a character of theirs. Not only that, but a persona.

So.

This is, a fucking trip and a half for me. My strength lies in characters. And in order to do what I do, I set myself down in the shoes of said character.

I write as if that particular character was there talking, and I was an observer. Dialogue becomes real, personalities feel real.

So, setting my shoes down into this character, this persona, of a person I know, and partially understand, and can see how they work normally, is basically, like some kind of inception for me.

This is like some strange ass drug trip.

It's weird. But it's fun, and new at the same time.

And most of all, I didn't think I could pull it off. I went from 15 pages last night to 45 this morning. I can see every little detail and I know how this story plays out from start to finish.


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The Flood / Re: sorry to make this thread again, but...
« on: December 13, 2014, 11:52:03 AM »


The only thing I can think of is John Lennon.

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The Flood / Re: Holy Shit I just looked a myself in the mirror
« on: December 13, 2014, 11:50:51 AM »
Take some Rad-X or RadAway.

No no. I need the other stuff. Med-x right?


Maybe some Buffout.

Maybe I should just take the drug resistant perks. Oh if only. I wish.

Get some T-45D power armour to get free Med X without the addiction penalty.

Obama better step up his game on the iron man power armour project then.


Can we not just have that Death Star already?

Derailed stuff aside, this poses a question. It's called the death star. Packs enough firepower to blow up planets.

What happens if it fired at a gas giant?

What happens if it fires at a star?

Why the fuck call it a Death Star if it can only kill solid planets?

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The Flood / Re: Holy Shit I just looked a myself in the mirror
« on: December 13, 2014, 11:39:59 AM »
Take some Rad-X or RadAway.

No no. I need the other stuff. Med-x right?


Maybe some Buffout.

Maybe I should just take the drug resistant perks. Oh if only. I wish.

Get some T-45D power armour to get free Med X without the addiction penalty.

Obama better step up his game on the iron man power armour project then.

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The Flood / Re: Holy Shit I just looked a myself in the mirror
« on: December 13, 2014, 11:29:21 AM »
Take some Rad-X or RadAway.

No no. I need the other stuff. Med-x right?


Maybe some Buffout.

Maybe I should just take the drug resistant perks. Oh if only. I wish.

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The Flood / Re: Holy Shit I just looked a myself in the mirror
« on: December 13, 2014, 11:28:11 AM »
I mean, I know things aren't peachy on your end either. But fuck.
Haha, I know man. I'm not going to pretend I even begin to comprehend what you're going through, or the toll it's taking on you. You're a stronger man than I.

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Being serious here though. If it wasn't a mirror, what was it?
Just in a car, one day.

It must have been worse then. Car reflections are hard to make out some days. You just stare at them like a tool trying to make yourself out and then realize maybe you should use a mirror.

And then we arrive at the same conclusion. Ha!

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The Flood / Re: What is your worst experience with people?
« on: December 13, 2014, 11:25:35 AM »
Working at McDonald's. In the poor part of town.

Fuck. That sucks. Ever get any muggers?

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The Flood / Re: What is your worst experience with people?
« on: December 13, 2014, 11:24:43 AM »
I've run around a lot of dammicky people. Worst experience though?

Watched my father deck my mother upside the head and break her jaw when I was 3.

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The Flood / Re: Holy Shit I just looked a myself in the mirror
« on: December 13, 2014, 11:21:55 AM »
Take some Rad-X or RadAway.

No no. I need the other stuff. Med-x right?

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The Flood / Re: Holy Shit I just looked a myself in the mirror
« on: December 13, 2014, 11:21:23 AM »
No, I've had similar, profound realisation to what you describe but it wasn't in front of a mirror.

The profound realization that you've been being blasted with drugs for a week now and that they're slowly killing you? I mean, I know things aren't peachy on your end either. But fuck.

Being serious here though. If it wasn't a mirror, what was it?

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The Flood / Re: Holy Shit I just looked a myself in the mirror
« on: December 13, 2014, 09:47:09 AM »
Okay. Let me guess. There's also not a lot of pictures in your house of you. As in, you just aren't in very many photographs. Maybe, at the most, there's two or three.
Nah, I'd say there's a healthy amount. But I avoid looking at those, too. If I do, I can't stop staring, and I get this awful, kafkaesque feeling. Especially the older the photo is, because in those ones, I'm actually smiling.

Same on my end too. Although I avoid pictures as best I can. Kinda different though. All the old pictures of me I don't like looking at because they were fake smiles. Newer ones are more lively though. Although I guess, not at this point. Fuck. Should have started this in Halloween. I could reasonably pass for a zombie here.

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Serious / Re: Turns out restoration and rehabilitation DOES work
« on: December 13, 2014, 09:43:12 AM »
There is a bit of a question here though. Sort of relates to society. I have a feeling that there's significantly less insane folks in Norway then there are the states.
No doubt.

However, that doesn't mean a punishment-focused justice system works. If anything, with a lot of mentally ill people, it just makes it worse.

So. That raises another question. How good is Norway's treatment of their mentally ill? It seems like in the states you have a mashup of the two. Mentally ill and offenders thrown into one big mosh pit.

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The Flood / Re: Holy Shit I just looked a myself in the mirror
« on: December 13, 2014, 09:39:49 AM »
Yeah, actually. I think I'm eisoptrophobic.

Okay. Let me guess. There's also not a lot of pictures in your house of you. As in, you just aren't in very many photographs. Maybe, at the most, there's two or three.

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Serious / Re: Turns out restoration and rehabilitation DOES work
« on: December 13, 2014, 09:35:52 AM »
There is a bit of a question here though. Sort of relates to society. I have a feeling that there's significantly less insane folks in Norway then there are the states.

I mean of course the states has a lot of people who can settled down and turned into normal folks. But they also have a lot of people who are irrepairably fucked in the head too.

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The Flood / Re: Let's develop our Spanish skills
« on: December 13, 2014, 09:32:29 AM »
Que?

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The Flood / Holy Shit I just looked a myself in the mirror
« on: December 13, 2014, 09:29:44 AM »
I'm not normally so self conscious. But I just happened to check myself over in the mirror this morning. And frankly? I'm disturbed. I got used to half my head being hairless with a thing sticking out of my skin.

But I just realized how dead I look. My eyes have sunken in and gone dark grey in the lower sockets and my fucking skin's gone pale. I'm starting to pull out more hair than usual now and I realize I've already started losing a fuck ton of weight since my pants don't fit anymore.

I'm disturbed. But I can't look away. Jesus fuck they tell you about all the stuff you can expect but fuck.

I don't want to get off on the wrong foot here this morning even though I already did. So, let's make things relevant.

Ever have a morning or day when you just couldn't stop looking at yourself in the mirror, good or bad?


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The Flood / Re: Post ITT and I'll tell you something I know about you
« on: December 13, 2014, 09:19:14 AM »
Shoot.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls thread
« on: December 13, 2014, 05:42:53 AM »
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The Flood / Re: I might just quit this job in January
« on: December 12, 2014, 07:59:25 PM »
*Family Issues*

Easiest for me.

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The Flood / Re: Things no one knows about you
« on: December 12, 2014, 07:42:23 PM »
I compulsively hide shit.

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The Flood / Re: I can't stop pulling my fucking hair out
« on: December 12, 2014, 06:04:05 PM »
Hey nigga. At least your fucking hair ain't falling out.

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