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8881
« on: December 16, 2014, 12:47:38 AM »
"Can I have some more water in my Coke?" LOL "Come on in, the ice is fine."
"Who wants to go skating on the water?"
8882
« on: December 16, 2014, 12:38:11 AM »
Heyo folks, I'd like to say something here. A lot of us are in the same boat. No doubt. We're of similar age. We all have problems and lives to build. And no doubt, out and about in the world, we're looking for a missing piece. Somebody special.
I don't want to get ahead of myself. But my bones say this will work. This is something new for me. A new experience. But I'd like to tell you about my doubts.
Beforehand, I had worked out the math. The odds. And they were low. But not impossible. And the point is, I was proven right, and wrong.
I was proven right. Because this person, this rarity, is exactly what I figured they'd be. Hidden. Because they're like me. Out of the way, quiet. Under the radar of the world.
And yet across all those odds, those shitty mathematical numbers and odds, I was shown my rule. If it happens one time, at any point in time, it will happen again. So. Me? While being a rarity in these parts, I'm not entirely alone.
It took time and patience. But, here we are now.
But the point is. You folks live in a dark world too. And there were days when I looked at it all and I felt like giving up on that hope.
Run the numbers in your head folks.
My province.
1,000,000 people.
350,000 of them are natives, very reclusive, living up in reserves.
Over 60% of the remaining population are over their 50's in age.
Another good 30% are bachelor dudes or married folks.
And 10% are young folks. Young folks leave. They go to cities. Other provinces.
And my province is enormous in space and distance.
Those were shit odds. And here we are, still.
My point is, stuff can, and will seem shitty on your end in regards to finding someone who cares. But, remember me. I had, and maybe still have shit odds. But, I still found somebody decent like me. It may work. May not. But if I can do it once, I can do it again. So, eventually, you folks that are feeling blue about significant others will have that chance too.
The odds may seem stacked. But keep a dream and will alive in you and you'll pull what you're looking for towards you. You'll make those dreams real.
8883
« on: December 16, 2014, 12:16:33 AM »
So you have a clone?
Artist. Writer. Librarian. Small town. Doesn't like to travel. Likes critters and life in general. About 6 feet tall. Not a clone. But. Potentially, mein other half.
Gotta try before I die.
Wonder if it goes to a forum also maybe the opposite of Sep7agon >.>
Who said it's a he?
Oh sorry "it"
I have eyes you know. Eyes that work rather well. Certainly not an it. Certainly not a he. But a she. Let's go see shall we?
Off I go tomorrow in the morning, dead or no. A nice little road trip.
ayy, somehow I had a feeling that it was this kind of a special someone
We already spoke, but I'll wish you good luck here too.
Well, I think it's easy to say that in this day and age I'm a rarity. Like fucking hell will I just let this pass me buy without trying. I can see it. In the writing, in the eyes and mannerisms. One of a kind up here. Like me. So. Maybe not one of a kind. Hopefully, with a bit of luck, two of a kind?
8884
« on: December 16, 2014, 12:08:27 AM »
I'd wish you luck, but I don't give a fuck.
Heyo Base. I've some good news for you. In my state, I'm a corpse. No joke, my body's slowly being killed off here. I'm taking a leap of faith on this person because I need a little sunshine. But it might backfire. So. What would happen if it backfired? In my state? Just imagine it base. You have no fucks to give. But I bet watching the last surviving piece of me go down in flames would give you a chuckle. Let that fond notion give you some fucks Base. Let all those cooped up fucks run wild.
8885
« on: December 16, 2014, 12:03:58 AM »
So you have a clone?
Artist. Writer. Librarian. Small town. Doesn't like to travel. Likes critters and life in general. About 6 feet tall. Not a clone. But. Potentially, mein other half.
Gotta try before I die.
Wonder if it goes to a forum also maybe the opposite of Sep7agon >.>
Who said it's a he?
Oh sorry "it"
I have eyes you know. Eyes that work rather well. Certainly not an it. Certainly not a he. But a she. Let's go see shall we?
Off I go tomorrow in the morning, dead or no. A nice little road trip.
That rhyming dough so what are you going to tell her?
Well, let's do some psychology here. She's another me. She's not going to be good with spoken words. And, for the most extent, neither am I. For me, actions hold a lot of weight.
If I'm astute in my judgement, the fact that I showed up, and stayed true to the words I sent her, will show her that I'm a man of my word. And I'm not afraid to take a little jump.
I don't think there'll be much talking. But the fact that I showed up to say howdy will leave it's mark.
Try talking about something you both like fgt ö.ô
I already did. She's an artist. A writer. Surrounds herself in books. There'll be plenty to talk about.
But you just said their wont be much talking >:c
they'll be too busy having sex.
Hey. I don't like necrophilia. Hopefully she doesn't either. I don't want to jump into that sort of stuff as a corpse. The most important thing here, is just saying howdy.
Hey Brociopath, gotta do it once before ya die, right?
Na. I was never after that. That'll come in due time when it's ready. But at the moment, I'm just looking for a presence. Just another mind alongside my own. Somebody that can give me a smile when I'm down.
Brotato, it's what every Bromo-sapien strives for, brochacho.
The best things come with time, when they're ready to happen. Like ideas. Like stories. Like writing and art. Building a home. They all happen when the mind and person is ready. It's the underlying goal of folks sure. But it's not my focus, and never was. Besides. Ladies can smell that. They know when somebody's trying to get into their pants. If she's as smart as I am, then she'll be able to read me like a book, as I to her. So. I'm doing what Verbatim would do. The kids can wait.
8886
« on: December 16, 2014, 12:00:10 AM »
So you have a clone?
Artist. Writer. Librarian. Small town. Doesn't like to travel. Likes critters and life in general. About 6 feet tall. Not a clone. But. Potentially, mein other half.
Gotta try before I die.
Wonder if it goes to a forum also maybe the opposite of Sep7agon >.>
Who said it's a he?
Oh sorry "it"
I have eyes you know. Eyes that work rather well. Certainly not an it. Certainly not a he. But a she. Let's go see shall we?
Off I go tomorrow in the morning, dead or no. A nice little road trip.
That rhyming dough so what are you going to tell her?
Well, let's do some psychology here. She's another me. She's not going to be good with spoken words. And, for the most extent, neither am I. For me, actions hold a lot of weight.
If I'm astute in my judgement, the fact that I showed up, and stayed true to the words I sent her, will show her that I'm a man of my word. And I'm not afraid to take a little jump.
I don't think there'll be much talking. But the fact that I showed up to say howdy will leave it's mark.
Try talking about something you both like fgt ö.ô
I already did. She's an artist. A writer. Surrounds herself in books. There'll be plenty to talk about.
But you just said their wont be much talking >:c
they'll be too busy having sex.
Hey. I don't like necrophilia. Hopefully she doesn't either. I don't want to jump into that sort of stuff as a corpse. The most important thing here, is just saying howdy.
What if she's into zombiephilia
Then she can get off when she rubs a hand through my hair and it falls out.
8887
« on: December 15, 2014, 11:59:03 PM »
So you have a clone?
Artist. Writer. Librarian. Small town. Doesn't like to travel. Likes critters and life in general. About 6 feet tall. Not a clone. But. Potentially, mein other half.
Gotta try before I die.
Wonder if it goes to a forum also maybe the opposite of Sep7agon >.>
Who said it's a he?
Oh sorry "it"
I have eyes you know. Eyes that work rather well. Certainly not an it. Certainly not a he. But a she. Let's go see shall we?
Off I go tomorrow in the morning, dead or no. A nice little road trip.
That rhyming dough so what are you going to tell her?
Well, let's do some psychology here. She's another me. She's not going to be good with spoken words. And, for the most extent, neither am I. For me, actions hold a lot of weight.
If I'm astute in my judgement, the fact that I showed up, and stayed true to the words I sent her, will show her that I'm a man of my word. And I'm not afraid to take a little jump.
I don't think there'll be much talking. But the fact that I showed up to say howdy will leave it's mark.
Try talking about something you both like fgt ö.ô
I already did. She's an artist. A writer. Surrounds herself in books. There'll be plenty to talk about.
But you just said their wont be much talking >:c
they'll be too busy having sex.
Hey. I don't like necrophilia. Hopefully she doesn't either. I don't want to jump into that sort of stuff as a corpse. The most important thing here, is just saying howdy.
Hey Brociopath, gotta do it once before ya die, right?
Na. I was never after that. That'll come in due time when it's ready. But at the moment, I'm just looking for a presence. Just another mind alongside my own. Somebody that can give me a smile when I'm down.
8888
« on: December 15, 2014, 11:50:53 PM »
So you have a clone?
Artist. Writer. Librarian. Small town. Doesn't like to travel. Likes critters and life in general. About 6 feet tall. Not a clone. But. Potentially, mein other half.
Gotta try before I die.
Wonder if it goes to a forum also maybe the opposite of Sep7agon >.>
Who said it's a he?
Oh sorry "it"
I have eyes you know. Eyes that work rather well. Certainly not an it. Certainly not a he. But a she. Let's go see shall we?
Off I go tomorrow in the morning, dead or no. A nice little road trip.
That rhyming dough so what are you going to tell her?
Well, let's do some psychology here. She's another me. She's not going to be good with spoken words. And, for the most extent, neither am I. For me, actions hold a lot of weight.
If I'm astute in my judgement, the fact that I showed up, and stayed true to the words I sent her, will show her that I'm a man of my word. And I'm not afraid to take a little jump.
I don't think there'll be much talking. But the fact that I showed up to say howdy will leave it's mark.
Try talking about something you both like fgt ö.ô
I already did. She's an artist. A writer. Surrounds herself in books. There'll be plenty to talk about.
But you just said their wont be much talking >:c
they'll be too busy having sex.
Hey. I don't like necrophilia. Hopefully she doesn't either. I don't want to jump into that sort of stuff as a corpse. The most important thing here, is just saying howdy.
8889
« on: December 15, 2014, 11:49:08 PM »
So you have a clone?
Artist. Writer. Librarian. Small town. Doesn't like to travel. Likes critters and life in general. About 6 feet tall. Not a clone. But. Potentially, mein other half.
Gotta try before I die.
Wonder if it goes to a forum also maybe the opposite of Sep7agon >.>
Who said it's a he?
Oh sorry "it"
I have eyes you know. Eyes that work rather well. Certainly not an it. Certainly not a he. But a she. Let's go see shall we?
Off I go tomorrow in the morning, dead or no. A nice little road trip.
That rhyming dough so what are you going to tell her?
Well, let's do some psychology here. She's another me. She's not going to be good with spoken words. And, for the most extent, neither am I. For me, actions hold a lot of weight.
If I'm astute in my judgement, the fact that I showed up, and stayed true to the words I sent her, will show her that I'm a man of my word. And I'm not afraid to take a little jump.
I don't think there'll be much talking. But the fact that I showed up to say howdy will leave it's mark.
Try talking about something you both like fgt ö.ô
I already did. She's an artist. A writer. Surrounds herself in books. There'll be plenty to talk about.
But you just said their wont be much talking >:c
Exactly. Introverts. They don't say a lot. They choose words carefully. There'll be a lot to talk about. But what will be said won't be much. Every word chosen for maximum meaning!
8890
« on: December 15, 2014, 11:46:03 PM »
So you have a clone?
Artist. Writer. Librarian. Small town. Doesn't like to travel. Likes critters and life in general. About 6 feet tall. Not a clone. But. Potentially, mein other half.
Gotta try before I die.
Wonder if it goes to a forum also maybe the opposite of Sep7agon >.>
Who said it's a he?
Oh sorry "it"
I have eyes you know. Eyes that work rather well. Certainly not an it. Certainly not a he. But a she. Let's go see shall we?
Off I go tomorrow in the morning, dead or no. A nice little road trip.
That rhyming dough so what are you going to tell her?
Well, let's do some psychology here. She's another me. She's not going to be good with spoken words. And, for the most extent, neither am I. For me, actions hold a lot of weight.
If I'm astute in my judgement, the fact that I showed up, and stayed true to the words I sent her, will show her that I'm a man of my word. And I'm not afraid to take a little jump.
I don't think there'll be much talking. But the fact that I showed up to say howdy will leave it's mark.
Try talking about something you both like fgt ö.ô
I already did. She's an artist. A writer. Surrounds herself in books. There'll be plenty to talk about.
8891
« on: December 15, 2014, 11:44:24 PM »
So you have a clone?
Artist. Writer. Librarian. Small town. Doesn't like to travel. Likes critters and life in general. About 6 feet tall. Not a clone. But. Potentially, mein other half.
Gotta try before I die.
too tall. abort mission.
I'm 6'3 amigo. She's 5'9. I never wanted a shorty alongside me. Equals my friend. And that certainly seems to be the case. She's a librarian but she works around town. Has a bum knee! She's a toughie then. From the soil and rock of these old flatlands.
8892
« on: December 15, 2014, 11:42:36 PM »
So you have a clone?
Artist. Writer. Librarian. Small town. Doesn't like to travel. Likes critters and life in general. About 6 feet tall. Not a clone. But. Potentially, mein other half.
Gotta try before I die.
Wonder if it goes to a forum also maybe the opposite of Sep7agon >.>
Who said it's a he?
Oh sorry "it"
I have eyes you know. Eyes that work rather well. Certainly not an it. Certainly not a he. But a she. Let's go see shall we?
Off I go tomorrow in the morning, dead or no. A nice little road trip.
That rhyming dough so what are you going to tell her?
Well, let's do some psychology here. She's another me. She's not going to be good with spoken words. And, for the most extent, neither am I. For me, actions hold a lot of weight. If I'm astute in my judgement, the fact that I showed up, and stayed true to the words I sent her, will show her that I'm a man of my word. And I'm not afraid to take a little jump. I don't think there'll be much talking. But the fact that I showed up to say howdy will leave it's mark.
8893
« on: December 15, 2014, 11:39:17 PM »
So you have a clone?
Artist. Writer. Librarian. Small town. Doesn't like to travel. Likes critters and life in general. About 6 feet tall. Not a clone. But. Potentially, mein other half.
Gotta try before I die.
Wonder if he goes to a forum also maybe the opposite of Sep7agon >.>
Who said it's a he?
Oh myyyy
Sandtrap found a lady??
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Maybe so. I'd like to hope so. Because I can see the mindset. Same as mine. She's waiting. Doesn't travel. Just waiting for somebody to show up and turn the world upside down. A few years back, that was the same mindset of me. But, I realized if that were to change, I'd have to be the introvert of the pair to go out and get shit done. So. Things might go well because I used some charm of mine and put it into words. It might work. That'd be cool. And if it doesn't? I tried. Never know if I don't. Especially now considering I wouldn't be surprised if body parts start falling off soon.
8894
« on: December 15, 2014, 11:35:53 PM »
So you have a clone?
Artist. Writer. Librarian. Small town. Doesn't like to travel. Likes critters and life in general. About 6 feet tall. Not a clone. But. Potentially, mein other half.
Gotta try before I die.
Wonder if it goes to a forum also maybe the opposite of Sep7agon >.>
Who said it's a he?
Oh sorry "it"
I have eyes you know. Eyes that work rather well. Certainly not an it. Certainly not a he. But a she. Let's go see shall we? Off I go tomorrow in the morning, dead or no. A nice little road trip.
8895
« on: December 15, 2014, 11:32:44 PM »
So you have a clone?
Artist. Writer. Librarian. Small town. Doesn't like to travel. Likes critters and life in general. About 6 feet tall. Not a clone. But. Potentially, mein other half.
Gotta try before I die.
Wonder if he goes to a forum also maybe the opposite of Sep7agon >.>
Who said it's a he?
8896
« on: December 15, 2014, 11:29:45 PM »
So you have a clone?
Artist. Writer. Librarian. Small town. Doesn't like to travel. Likes critters and life in general. About 6 feet tall. Not a clone. But. Potentially, mein other half. Gotta try before I die.
8897
« on: December 15, 2014, 11:05:09 PM »
Umm... what was the request?
Wish me luck on the road ahead.
8898
« on: December 15, 2014, 10:59:19 PM »
Heyo folks. I'll be off tomorrow. A nice little adventure. I hope for the best. But I can't shake a bad inkling that's been following me around. I hope that I'll head out there tomorrow and have a fun time. And that I return home with something nice to fight for and keep myself going.
But I am aware, that on a big trip like this in the winter, along with my corpsey self, there's a lot that could go wrong.
So, in case I don't come back, I tip my hat to you folks. It's been a fun one. And I'm glad to have made it this far, even if I do run into shit luck on this trip.
Adios gentlemen.
8899
« on: December 15, 2014, 10:46:16 PM »
Picked a matching avatar to suit your heroic nature?
8900
« on: December 15, 2014, 10:05:14 PM »
Remember. Style over function. Have to look cool while doing your job!
8901
« on: December 15, 2014, 09:46:09 PM »
Well, those are the rules. You should know by now that Objective game modes are basically Slayer with no kill limit.
y u no ded yet?
Don't worry amigo. I'm getting there. Doc put me on some counter drugs today to fight some side effects. Give it a bit longer why don't ya? But. My point still stands. You know what you gotta do? You gotta give a fuck love. Spoiler YOU GOTTA GIVE A FUCK AND CARRY YOUR TEAM LIKE A CHAMPION.
8902
« on: December 15, 2014, 09:25:56 PM »
Well, those are the rules. You should know by now that Objective game modes are basically Slayer with no kill limit.
8903
« on: December 15, 2014, 09:09:29 PM »
Am I the only motherfucker who's never been "oppressed" for not believing in God or something?
I've never been oppressed. But I have had to casually reject many, many Jehova's witnesses.
You have those in super-rural Canada?
Yep.
8904
« on: December 15, 2014, 09:05:41 PM »
Am I the only motherfucker who's never been "oppressed" for not believing in God or something?
I've never been oppressed. But I have had to casually reject many, many Jehova's witnesses.
8905
« on: December 15, 2014, 09:02:49 PM »
Well. You're Neo. You're a partial Jesus.
No wonder they gasped when you said you didn't believe in your own teachings.
8906
« on: December 15, 2014, 08:55:26 PM »
Now? We go practice medicine.
8907
« on: December 15, 2014, 08:49:03 PM »
You are having a bad day aren't you? Some people would call your stuff shitpost or spam. But, everybody does stuff for a reason. Even spam and shitposts have a reason behind the rhyme. Entertainment. Manifestation of a bored mind seeking entertainment.
So. There was effort in this. You consciously got up, and made this for a reason. Some folks would say attention whore. I say otherwise. Everybody likes attention. Everybody. So. You've got mine.
Why's your day been so shitty?
8908
« on: December 15, 2014, 08:34:59 PM »
does this big booty goddess have a name?
Yeah. But I'm bad with names. So, she does have a name. I don't remember it though.
8909
« on: December 15, 2014, 08:25:08 PM »
8910
« on: December 15, 2014, 08:06:39 PM »
they honestly DO suck, they're all stuck up, snobby arseholes who refuse to speak English... despite learning English fluently in school.
Dunno what you've been smokin' amigo. The folks in Quebec are nice. Stuck up yeah. And the ones in the countryside speak only french. But the city dwellers are nice.
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