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The Flood / Re: You know what really pisses me off?
« on: March 09, 2015, 12:21:49 AM »
You know what really pisses me off?

Shit that fishes for a second run.

And then they don't get one.

Permanent cliffhanger and an end to a series.

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The Flood / Re: Art Hub
« on: March 09, 2015, 12:15:28 AM »
For once I feel like posting some writing. It's the rough opening to another story I've started writing.

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Columns of smoke blew out across the horizon on the winds, on grey skies as the early morning sun dawned. Always, across the grey battered landscape, under the rubble of once towering superstructures which now lay sprawled across the ground overtop of each other in a great tangle like a fallen forest. Jericho stared up through the haze of grey, of smoke and fires on the winds. Up, up far beyond the scorched ground he walked on, to the immense blotch in the sky.

   He couldn’t make out the finer details. But it was always there. More light filtered in through the everlasting haze of dust and smoke that blew across the ruins of this world. The sound of gunfire in the distance brought his attention away from the sky. Jericho sighed.

“Right. Go over this with me, one more time.”

Standing in front of him, another man, as worn and dirty as Jericho himself, clad in rough and by now barely functioning armour for its intended purpose, smiled under a veil across his face as he held a small pistol up to Jericho, keeping it steady on him. The man pointed up to the blotch in the sky.

“It’s a simple damn plan Jericho. You get up there. Find a way to smuggle some of what they’ve got on that ship down here. And if you can’t do that, sabotage the other side. It’s our only chance.”

Jericho looked up the station that hung in the sky.

“Do we even have any idea what’s up in that ship?”

The man shook his head.

“Doesn’t matter. We need what they have. It’s the only way we’re going to win down here. It’s us or them Jer. That ship up there is just making everything a damn stalemate.”

Jericho sighed.

“Fine. Let’s get this over with.”

The man raised his gun once more.

“Hey, if it counts for anything, you’re the best man for this job Jer. I know you’ll get us what we need. You always do. It’ll be fine.”

The man chuckled.

“And hey. It’s not every day I get to shoot your smug ass.”

Jericho rolled his eyes.

“Yeah yeah, laugh it up.”

Jericho sighed, holding out his arms.

“Right. Remember. I need to be dying. Not dead. Gutshot. Punctured lung. That whole deal.”

“Jer. I’m a crack shot.”

Jericho took a deep breath.

“Right. Okay.”

The man chuckled.

“It’s gonna hurt Jer.”

“I’ve been shot before.”

“Not like this.”

Jericho sighed.

“Right. On three.”

The man across from Jericho nodded.

“Okay. Ready? One.”

Jericho took a deep breath and spoke.

“Two.”

A bolt of energy discharged from the pistol, traveling clean through Jericho’s chest, vaporizing whatever the beam passed through and exiting out the other side. The pistol hummed as its power cells cycled and two more shots rang out, passing through him and burning clean through. The wounds were clean. Surgical in their mathematical perfection as the beams passed through him.

   But pain became a quickly arriving feeling as Jericho’s legs gave out from under him and all sense of balance was discarded as he fell onto the dirt and ash, now dying. The man walked up to Jericho.

“Sorry Jer. Hurts less if you don’t expect it. I’ve gotta scram before the drones show up to get you. Best of luck pal.”

The man patted Jericho on the shoulder as he was helpless to say anything as he clutched at the dirt and gasped for air as his vision started to fade. Footsteps rung in his ears as the man began running. Gunfire sounded out in the distance, a background noise across the entire planet like the forgotten and unnoticed thump of a heartbeat.

   And on the wind, as ash and dust blew across the remnants of this fallen world, the hum of engines could be heard. Drones, quickly making landfall from sub-orbital levels, which scoured the entire planet with nearly uncountable numbers, were now coming for him. Descending down to his dying form like vultures.

But, to most, to simple people, simple minded or uneducated because this world had only known fighting for so long, these machines were not vultures.

They were angels.

Jericho’s vision faded to black as the last thing burned into his eyes was light. Bright searchlights and scanners.

He had his ticket to heaven now.

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The Flood / Re: 'Villains' that did literally nothing wrong
« on: March 08, 2015, 07:27:11 PM »
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343 Guilty Spark did nothing wrong
He killed Johnson
So?
He still did nothing wrong.

Not like Johnson was even that great of a character anyway. He was only there for comic relief.

And I fuckin' called it.
I'm more surprised you didn't make another long winded, fluff filled post that could be said in one or two sentences.

Well considering 90% of the people here don't know how to fuckin' read properly, and take 10 minutes to read through a post that I can write in 5 and finish reading in 3, I wouldn't want to wear their poor little heads out now would I?

If my dropout highschool uneducated farmer in a field ass can manage better than most here for reading, all I have to say is this.

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Nobody wants to read two sentences that are drawn out into 4 paragraphs that just repeat the same thing though.

Not wanting to =/= unable to

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faggot

Then they're lazy too. Typical amerifats and britbongers.

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The Flood / Re: 'Villains' that did literally nothing wrong
« on: March 08, 2015, 07:21:47 PM »
Spoiler
343 Guilty Spark did nothing wrong
He killed Johnson
So?
He still did nothing wrong.

Not like Johnson was even that great of a character anyway. He was only there for comic relief.

And I fuckin' called it.
I'm more surprised you didn't make another long winded, fluff filled post that could be said in one or two sentences.

Well considering 90% of the people here don't know how to fuckin' read properly, and take 10 minutes to read through a post that I can write in 5 and finish reading in 3, I wouldn't want to wear their poor little heads out now would I?

If my dropout highschool uneducated farmer in a field ass can manage better than most here for reading, all I have to say is this.

Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: 'Villains' that did literally nothing wrong
« on: March 08, 2015, 07:15:19 PM »
Spoiler
343 Guilty Spark did nothing wrong
He killed Johnson
So?
He still did nothing wrong.

Not like Johnson was even that great of a character anyway. He was only there for comic relief.

And I fuckin' called it.

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I can't stress this enough. I mean even ODSTs could get mouthy or ballsy. But not amatuer hour.

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The Flood / Re: 'Villains' that did literally nothing wrong
« on: March 08, 2015, 07:12:44 PM »
Spoiler
343 Guilty Spark did nothing wrong
He killed Johnson


Obligatory Lemon,

"Let me reiterate, 343 Guilty Spark did nothing wrong"

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The Flood / Re: 'Villains' that did literally nothing wrong
« on: March 08, 2015, 07:11:00 PM »


As far as most enemies go in Dark Souls, Nito actually did nothing wrong. He didn't fuck shit up, he didn't make huge oppressive empires, he just holed up in the dark and did the quiet work of natural death.

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Do the users here even plan on returning ever, or do some of them still split their time between B.net and this forum? Cause I haven't even touched B.net since this site came out.

There's a few folks who bounce back and forth. Or just show up to give people at Bunige a rustling.

I doubt anybody here will ever go there in full ever again, even if, by some cosmic miracle, the site is restored to it's former functions. Too many people left and dissappeared all together, and it just wouldn't be the same with the constant influx of desticles to wade through.

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The Flood / Re: I wonder how Death has been doing.
« on: March 08, 2015, 06:57:01 PM »
Too early to tell. And it's a long haul until two years is up.

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The Flood / Re: Art Hub
« on: March 08, 2015, 06:12:39 PM »


Dunno where you came from but you good amigo. Love the style.

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Gaming / Re: Favorite Dark Souls boss music
« on: March 08, 2015, 11:32:10 AM »
YouTube


Pinwheel's cover on the drums is bitching.

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The Flood / Re: Life is insignificant
« on: March 08, 2015, 01:08:54 AM »
So would it not be fair to say make your time count as best you can?

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Gaming / Re: Making accomplishments in Dank Souls
« on: March 07, 2015, 07:21:47 PM »
Good job on Blight Town. You've still yet to get through Sen's Fun House, Anor Londo, or the Painted World.

Hurry.
I get the other two, but was the painted world ever considered difficult?


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o shit you're right. Those things were worse than the Holocaust.

And the tougher upgraded versions live in the painted world. Let's not forget about the mass of spear chuckers in the middle, the bird women that wreck your shit, the undead dragon on the bridge, the mutated pyromancers who toxic you on death proximity,  the Berinike Knight at the end of the bridge.

And good old King Jerry of you're not hollowed.

Cheers.

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Gaming / Re: Making accomplishments in Dank Souls
« on: March 07, 2015, 07:08:57 PM »
Good job on Blight Town. You've still yet to get through Sen's Fun House, Anor Londo, or the Painted World.

Hurry.
I get the other two, but was the painted world ever considered difficult?


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Serious / Re: 1920's glaciers vs today
« on: March 07, 2015, 07:05:30 PM »
Technically, isn't it a good thing we're terraforming Antarctica to make it habitable? Technically.

I hope you enjoy really big fucking storms. All that water's going to create some massive fucking cells.

RIP in peporonis all coastal habitations.

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The Flood / Re: Art Hub
« on: March 07, 2015, 05:15:33 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Kleenex is easily our best new poster
« on: March 07, 2015, 12:30:24 PM »

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The Flood / Re: The Viability of a "Generation Ship"
« on: March 07, 2015, 12:19:54 PM »
I think suspended animation would be a more successful route, with a skeleton crew rotation. The resources required to sustain multiple generations of people seems insurmountable.

Well let's take a look at the ups and downs. Suspended animation would require a power source. An enormous power source, and a stable one. A power source that could not, in all likely possibilities, ever fail. Because if it did, then you lose the cargo of the ship.

Skeleton crews, small groups of people, would have to be 100% devoted in their convictions. They would have to be psychologically sound, and have to be almost unbreakable psychologically.

The problem with long travel, and the problem with being cooped up in a ship in small numbers is essintially asking for cabin fever in space.

But what if you built a more welcoming environment? A ship so massive that it mirrored terrestrial life almost perfectly? Gravity, plants, environments and so on. Self sustained and managed ecosystems that not only serve as providers, but a homely environment? The only real downside is the scale of the project, and the careful regulation of population.

Unless of course you merged both on a smaller scale.

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The Flood / Re: The Viability of a "Generation Ship"
« on: March 07, 2015, 12:12:12 PM »
I thought Wall-E was a good film too.

I didn't even watch that movie. I was just basing it off a really old sci-fi novel I read a long time back. In the unlikely event that we even reach the ability to travel at light speed, let alone bend the rules to move even faster than light, eventually some serious talk will be laid down about colonization and expansion.

Which is why I posed the question in the first place.

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The Flood / Re: The Viability of a "Generation Ship"
« on: March 07, 2015, 12:09:25 PM »
This will never happen.

Lock this thread.


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The Flood / The Viability of a "Generation Ship"
« on: March 07, 2015, 11:46:40 AM »
It's a relatively old sci-fi concept. the idea of sending off a space craft, a starship, out into space with the capabilities of sustaining life indefinitely aboard it. The ship is basically a cradle, containing self contained ecosystems and environments, with room for people to live aboard it.

The idea of a generation ship, is not that it can travel faster than light and reach worlds to offload its cargo, but that the people living on the ship will live their lives out aboard it until they die, fostering continuing generations of people aboard the starship until it eventually reaches its destination, and is then able to finally offload itself.

Space, for lack of a better term, is space. And we can't even truly grasp how enormous the distances are, so vast that the fastest known thing to us, light, is painfully slow. The only viable application of light speed would be travel in a solar system.

But beyond solar systems, and between them, the greater the distance the lower the viability of traveling at light speed to a destination.

So what's your take on the idea of a generation ship?

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Serious / Re: 1920's glaciers vs today
« on: March 07, 2015, 11:24:52 AM »
we're not neccessarily changing the climate to things that haven't happened or haven't been seen before.
I literally just demonstrated to you that this is, in fact, what we are doing.

And as I said, the terms are wrong. We are altering the climate to be sure but the general view on climate change is one of fearmongering, that we'll suddenly have snow where snow isn't supposed to be and the temperature will shoot up a million fucking degrees.

I'm merely commenting on the redundancy of the term climate "change" when climate changes anyway. Those glaciers that are gone now that were there in the 20's. They weren't always there. At some point in time they didn't even exist yet. And if given a few thousand years maybe the poles would change as well and those glaciers would disappear too.

The problem with climate change is the way people are looking at it. They're looking at it as if it's something that shouldn't be changing. That the world and tropical climates and cold climates we live in will always stay the same.

But that isn't the case.

I'm not advocating for dumping more shit into the air and messing things up further. But the reality here is, whether we change it or not, climate will change anyway. The issue is, that we're merely accelerating how fast it changes. That's the problem.

You point is valid and not wasted on me. I'm just scatter fucked in the head to try and make my point here. Which is irrelevant anyway since you and I both know the issue of climate won't ever be tackled until things are thrown way out of order.

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Serious / Re: 1920's glaciers vs today
« on: March 07, 2015, 10:13:06 AM »
It's not global warming.
[. . .]
We're not neccessarily changing the weather
Yes, we are. This kind of climate has no precedent throughout all of history.



Apart from the chemicals in the atmosphere that we're dumping out, no we're not. Or what I'm trying to say here is, the term climate change is wrong. When you hear climate change, most people expect suddenly drastic changes in weather. "Oh shit nigga the poles are hitting temperatures of florida!"

But that's wrong. Climate does, and always has changed. And over our planets history, our climate has changed drastically. Remember here, there used to be jungles up on our north and south poles. Fuck, 60 years ago my province was dry as a bone but now it's wet. High water content.

What I'm getting at here, is that we're not neccessarily changing the climate to things that haven't happened or haven't been seen before. Our planet has gone through mass extinctions with oxygen content in the air dropping down to only 5%. Our world has seen some shit.

What we're really doing, is artifically speeding up the process of which the climate itself changes. Climate change is a flase term and redundant because in 10,000 years places and temperature pockets we see today will be entirely different. Maybe even the complete opposite.

But that's the real issue. 10,000 years is time for life to adapt and move. Just like when glaciers covered the northern hemisphere of our world in previous ice ages.

We aren't so much as changing the weather as we are helping it move faster artifically with our pollutions. I understand, that on a basic level, yes you can call that changing the climate. But that isn't inherently a bad thing because climate changes naturally anyway. And it will no matter what we do.

But the real issue is the fact that the weather and climate will start to move too fast for life to keep up.


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Gaming / Re: So how aboot that new Xbox screenshot feature
« on: March 07, 2015, 01:35:52 AM »
Forerunner structures but I have no fucking idea what Halo game it's from at this point. It sure is purdy doe.

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The Flood / Re: Do you believe in ghosts?
« on: March 06, 2015, 10:05:18 PM »
Personally, no. But my mother's got a ghost story of when she worked at a nursing home quite some time back. Honestly, I think in order for me to formulate any sort of opinion, I'd have to bump into reportedly haunted places.

But for the most part, I don't doubt the phenomenon because with all the recorded events out there, some of course naturally being sketchy, but even still, ghosts, apparitions and their likenesses are a phenomenon.

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Serious / Re: 1920's glaciers vs today
« on: March 06, 2015, 09:51:38 PM »
I'll just say what I always say on topics like this. It's not global warming. And it's not climate change. Because as a rule of thumb, climate changes naturally. Except that the change occurs at an often gradual pace. Over the span of thousands of years. Like the formations of those glaciers.

No, the real issue here isn't fighting "climate change" because climate can and will always change. Our south and north poles used to have ancient jungles.

No, the problem here is, the acceleration factor. We're not neccessarily changing the weather, but we're accelerating how fast it changes and the pace at which it moves, which therefore really fucks over environments concerning adaptability because they can't cope fast enough to keep up.

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The Flood / Re: I miss TopWargamer
« on: March 06, 2015, 09:38:30 PM »
Never was fond of dragging up old names. Nostalgia's a bitch. Old days always seem nicer. As did the people who are now long gone.

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The Flood / Re: Roughly 20 years ago the internet went up
« on: March 06, 2015, 06:41:48 PM »
I wish the internet was never invented
Since you hate it so much then why are you using it?

One can't hate something unless they've tried it. Otherwise they'd be stupid and misinformed. Obviously he's knocking it after he tried it.

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Gaming / Re: dragon ball xenoverse
« on: March 06, 2015, 06:03:02 PM »
Apparantly I hear the game needs an AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA button and it'll be perfect.

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