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The Flood / Re: Meta, I challenge you to non sleeping combat
« on: April 02, 2015, 01:17:40 AM »
>tfw cigarette goes out for no raison

It's the winds Meta. Green;and's melting is fucking up the established order. Climate change blew out your fucking smoke.

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The Flood / Re: Meta, I challenge you to non sleeping combat
« on: April 02, 2015, 01:14:05 AM »
Hey buddy, you okay?

I am Le Tired.

You should probably get some sleep then.

Nope. I've still things to do today anyway. I only got back home an hour ago or so. I need to eat since I haven't eaten anything since yesterday's lunch, take a peek at what hurts, and I feel like saying fuck this gay earth and staying up.

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The Flood / Re: Meta, I challenge you to non sleeping combat
« on: April 02, 2015, 01:11:12 AM »
It's fucking 7am, my all-nighter's done. Although I will witness yours.

Although, no minty smokes. Finished 'em off.

Down to the self-rolled, now.

Timezones. Fucking bastards.

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The Flood / Re: Meta, I challenge you to non sleeping combat
« on: April 02, 2015, 01:08:44 AM »
Meta you minty chain smoking cunt if you don't get in here....well, I'll just sit here then. And pull an all nighter by myself.

With blackjack and hookers.

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The Flood / Re: Meta, I challenge you to non sleeping combat
« on: April 02, 2015, 01:06:34 AM »

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The Flood / essentially getting sleep deprication drunk, ama
« on: April 02, 2015, 01:04:58 AM »
It's 12 o'clock sharp as I write this. I have planted my ass firmly down into my downstairs office chair and there it will remain until sunrise. So how about we strike up some conversation.

I'll have you know that I'm already at the end of my rope for the day. By the hour sleep deprivation will essentially make me drunk.

Edit: SInce Meta the Minty Smoking Cunt's timezones are fucking kooked this thread now applies to anybody. Discuss what you want with me.

Trust me. When I'm sleep deprived I'm practically drunk. We can go anywhere.

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The Flood / Re: Time heals all wounds
« on: April 02, 2015, 12:53:50 AM »
Actually I'd argue that the longer your time goes on the more the exponential rate for wounds and or damage of any kind to occur rises.

Time doesn't heal all your wounds you fucks. It doesn't even let you stand back up before you get kicked again. Your life is a series of wounds in increasing frequency until you catch the big one.
YouTube


To that I can argue that people don't have permanent happy switches. Happiness comes in fleeting moments and forms, short or long. Take them when you can find them.

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The Flood / Re: Time heals all wounds
« on: April 02, 2015, 12:43:52 AM »
Actually I'd argue that the longer your time goes on the more the exponential rate for wounds and or damage of any kind to occur rises.

Time doesn't heal all your wounds you fucks. It doesn't even let you stand back up before you get kicked again. Your life is a series of wounds in increasing frequency until you catch the big one.

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The Flood / Re: pulling an all nighter AMA
« on: April 02, 2015, 12:38:53 AM »
Why the all nighter?


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The Flood / Re: Someone tell me the fucking truth.
« on: April 01, 2015, 12:29:28 PM »

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The Flood / Re: And now a super important public service announcment
« on: April 01, 2015, 11:08:37 AM »
I was expecting Three Dog.

I am completely disappointed.



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The Flood / And now a super important public service announcment
« on: April 01, 2015, 10:55:42 AM »

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The Flood / Re: OBAMA IS A COON
« on: April 01, 2015, 03:23:13 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Mmm mmmmmm, Tara Reid in a bikini.
« on: April 01, 2015, 03:15:10 AM »
On behalf of everybody here I believe I speak for everybody when I say

 

I don't think Google translate will cover this.


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The Flood / Re: Mmm mmmmmm, Tara Reid in a bikini.
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:56:18 AM »
On behalf of everybody here I believe I speak for everybody when I say


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The Flood / Re: A relative of mine went to join IS. AMA me anything.
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:51:50 AM »
كذبة نيسان means April Fools.
I ALREADY POINTED THAT OUT GRANDMA!

I didn't realize this site was full of Arabic speaking sand negros.
It is literally not fucking hard to translate a phrase on the internet.


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The Flood / Re: "I don't need feminism"
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:48:30 AM »
Spoiler

Since we're having an imgur party about feminazis.

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The Flood / Re: How long before I kill myself working here?
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:09:53 AM »
Well, as far as I know, you're white.

If I'm to believe black twitter posts, you won't be killing yourself anytime soon. You'll shoot up the place first.

Being serious here though. Doing some rough guesstimates. I say two and a half months before you're fed up enough to throw in the towel on that job. And I say two and a half months because now that you've read this, you're going to imagine what that shithole of a job will be for another two months.

And you're going to quit.


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The Flood / Re: For you Star Wars Figure collectors
« on: March 31, 2015, 11:26:07 PM »
Am I the only one that likes them?

So I'm assuming that Casper is so skinny that he doesn't count a person?

Verb is so edgy that he's technically inhuman at this point.

And Tblocks is a Canuck which means he's not an american, which therefore means he doesn't count as a person right?

Am I reading you right slash?

Cause unless those three people aren't people.

Lrn2maths
>implying i have time to read replies before i post

Then I saved you time.

Yu likes them too.

That makes 5 people.

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The Flood / Re: For you Star Wars Figure collectors
« on: March 31, 2015, 11:24:33 PM »
Am I the only one that likes them?

So I'm assuming that Casper is so skinny that he doesn't count a person?

Verb is so edgy that he's technically inhuman at this point.

And Tblocks is a Canuck which means he's not an american, which therefore means he doesn't count as a person right?

Am I reading you right slash?

Cause unless those three people aren't people.

Lrn2maths

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The Flood / Re: For you Star Wars Figure collectors
« on: March 31, 2015, 11:21:25 PM »
So is LucasFilms hiring 11 year olds to design their toys now?
Have you never seen anything from Play Arts Kai?

I haven't.

They've a habit of doing.....stuff.

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The Flood / Re: For you Star Wars Figure collectors
« on: March 31, 2015, 11:15:09 PM »
This may be the shortest thread you have ever made.

Should have checked my morning threads you slow fuck.

There was one where I posted a single picture.

You're slow on keeping up.

Spoiler
Lol, so upset. Get rekt Sandnigger.

Ooh, you got me slick.

I'm butt devastated. Apparently as much as star wars fans these days too.

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Gaming / Re: Locke Shows up on Cheif's HUD as Friendly
« on: March 31, 2015, 11:13:08 PM »
That little dot on the radar is just part of the pillar. Neither one of them shows up on the other's radar.


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The Flood / Re: For you Star Wars Figure collectors
« on: March 31, 2015, 11:10:35 PM »
This may be the shortest thread you have ever made.

Should have checked my morning threads you slow fuck.

There was one where I posted a single picture.

You're slow on keeping up.

Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: For you Star Wars Figure collectors
« on: March 31, 2015, 11:09:22 PM »
Jesus christ it really is like throwing a match into a gas can. I think it's safe to say that Sep7's trigger is Star Wars.

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The Flood / Re: Honestly
« on: March 31, 2015, 11:05:50 PM »
Dude.

I wear a Castro cap in the summer. I'm sure people talk about it too cause I could pass for a young Castro with that cap on easy. I've got the beard and the green hat. I'd just need the suit and the cigar.

But hey. Wear what you feel like. I never particularily cared for the fedora meme shit either. It's just a fucking hat.

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Gaming / Re: Locke Shows up on Cheif's HUD as Friendly
« on: March 31, 2015, 11:00:05 PM »


And Chief doesn't show up on Locke's. Neat little find here.
That's probably because Chief is not moving...

And neither is Locke.

Friend Foe identification tags are software. They're not based on movement alone. In both scenarios neither one of them is moving.

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The Flood / For you Star Wars Figure collectors
« on: March 31, 2015, 10:58:36 PM »
Spoiler




Spoiler




Play Arts Kai is doing some shit and shit accessories.

http://www.slashfilm.com/badass-star-wars-figures-square-enix/

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Gaming / Locke Shows up on Cheif's HUD as Friendly
« on: March 31, 2015, 10:51:55 PM »


And Chief doesn't show up on Locke's. Neat little find here.

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The Flood / Re: YO CHALLENGER
« on: March 31, 2015, 10:37:46 PM »
Ding dong bannu incoming.



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