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7411
« on: April 02, 2015, 10:11:42 AM »
Seafood is disgusting. The ocean is a toilet. It's like eating slimy, smelly toilet creatures out of a toilet.
It's wouldn't be a fucking toilet if we stopped dumping our shit in it. We should dump our shit in the real toilets. Middle East/Africa. Instead of carpet bombing ISIS the world should just dump their shit on them.
7412
« on: April 02, 2015, 09:57:58 AM »
you should get on a bike you fat fuck
you're a bully
Just like you at an all you can eat buffet.
You're just jealous because all the radiation is killing your appetite.
You got meh. I miss having an appetite to down an entire pizza after a hard day's work. Now I just say fuck it cause I'm too lazy to make the pizza. Which essentially means we're still fat fucks cause we're both lazy. I'm just a passive agressive fat fuck when it comes to eating now. I might politely and slowly clean out a restaurant assuming you didn't get there first.
7413
« on: April 02, 2015, 09:47:38 AM »
you should get on a bike you fat fuck
you're a bully
Just like you at an all you can eat buffet.
7414
« on: April 02, 2015, 09:46:07 AM »
Jay, because I can simply tune her out.
But why tune her out when you can deconstruct every single argument and watch her go into an increasing sanity deprived fit? OP said that you were tied up and had to listen to her. That implies "in person." She can't mute you in person and run off.
7415
« on: April 02, 2015, 09:41:14 AM »
I don't drive but I agree with this. A bike and a car just aren't in the same league. It's dangerous.
Also I'm thinking of getting this: http://www.amazon.com/Niccolo-Machiavellis-Prince-Art-Power/dp/1844838021/
Whaddya think? Looks like a really nice edition.
I didn't think the colour blue could ever burn my eyes with its intensity.
7416
« on: April 02, 2015, 09:40:08 AM »
7417
« on: April 02, 2015, 09:38:49 AM »
were any jokes played on u yesterday?
what's something u own that uve owned for like ur entire life ?
have u sold anything recently? what was it? how much?
what was ur latest dream? tell me bout it
No. My dick. No. Latest dream was about 9-12 months ago. I don't remember my dreams.
7418
« on: April 02, 2015, 09:37:35 AM »
Opinion of Fatsby?
He's fat.
7419
« on: April 02, 2015, 09:36:25 AM »
Has somebody already asked you why you're not sleeping? Response?
I felt like staying up.
7420
« on: April 02, 2015, 09:34:19 AM »
It's a good thing I've practically got cruise control autopilot mode for listening to people. Jay.
7421
« on: April 02, 2015, 09:31:58 AM »
fuck people on the road in general
Lemme just shorten things down here. Never mind if you're a cyclist. Nevermind if you're a driver. Never mind being on the road in general. fuck people. There. All problems solved. Cyclist? Go fuck yourself. Driver? Go fuck yourself. Jogger? Go fuck yourself too.
7422
« on: April 02, 2015, 03:37:37 AM »
Have you considered making a creative thread before resorting to an unimaginative AMA thread?
Naturlly Im sre I could. Always a l t fo subjetcs on my head. Creativy and the flood dont mix wel.
7423
« on: April 02, 2015, 03:22:32 AM »
It genuinely is like a mild addiction. I can't even count how often I've said I'd leave, let alone thought about it, and yet here I am.
Sometimes, the best way to go cold turkey is to just have your wife lock you in the cupboard for a while.
Well, yo could awayls die. Kikcing the bicket is a pretty dam effetive way of goin cold turkey too. Ha. cold turkey/
Fuck. Youre no t the necorphoile. Youre the dude who day dremead fucking your own kin. Who whas the necrophile on bunge? Or am I thinking of the hose fuker/ enragaepandora?
7424
« on: April 02, 2015, 03:17:10 AM »
It genuinely is like a mild addiction. I can't even count how often I've said I'd leave, let alone thought about it, and yet here I am.
Sometimes, the best way to go cold turkey is to just have your wife lock you in the cupboard for a while.
Well, yo could awayls die. Kikcing the bicket is a pretty dam effetive way of goin cold turkey too. Ha. cold turkey/
7425
« on: April 02, 2015, 03:13:37 AM »
I haven't slept in almost 48 hours and I'm mostly certain that I feel completely fine!
Youve hit the i'm not sleep part then. god for ou1
7426
« on: April 02, 2015, 03:12:28 AM »
Wiat. Since when did yuo conrern yourself in canadain politics/
Since Canada is apparently a feminist-ravaged shithole. Gotta fight the good fight.
An on htat note Im suprise d. No femnzis in my privince. Maybe cause its a true shithole and you an me boht know femnaizs avoid anyhting productiv.e or involving work.
7427
« on: April 02, 2015, 03:06:19 AM »
My theory:
Sandtrap is overdosing on elephant sedatives.
Over tired form wokr toda y is all. And had som suppper. Took some meds an shit.
7428
« on: April 02, 2015, 03:01:49 AM »
Ass if I'd ever drinl. No. Decided t o stay up all night fo no particula resone.
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7429
« on: April 02, 2015, 02:55:58 AM »
Are yo quotin n something or just writng a book/
Quoting Community, only the best sitcom ever.
Fukc lauhg tracks.
Sitcom =/= laugh track
Seinfeld is a sitcom.
Also, are you drunk or something? If so, that's sweet.
Ass if I'd ever drinl. No. Decided t o stay up all night fo no particula resone.
7430
« on: April 02, 2015, 02:54:33 AM »
Wiat. Since when did yuo conrern yourself in canadain politics/
Since Canada is apparently a feminist-ravaged shithole. Gotta fight the good fight.
Wiht the way Haper puts a muszle on news outlets, scienrersts, and other stuff, I'm not surprised this took so long to come to m y attenion. Canada's a ver boring plalce for politicls. Or. Very quitened down.
7431
« on: April 02, 2015, 02:52:19 AM »
Are yo quotin n something or just writng a book/
Quoting Community, only the best sitcom ever.
Fukc lauhg tracks.
7432
« on: April 02, 2015, 02:51:47 AM »
It's an addiction
I juts fuukcin told him habits are heard to break. Thread only evre need one answer.
Go home, sandy. You're drunk.
Its slleep derived. But close enough. Like hell I'd eve drinl.
7433
« on: April 02, 2015, 02:50:13 AM »
It's an addiction
I juts fuukcin told him habits are heard to break. Thread only evre need one answer.
7434
« on: April 02, 2015, 02:49:00 AM »
Wiat. Since when did yuo conrern yourself in canadain politics/
7435
« on: April 02, 2015, 02:47:33 AM »
Evre been compulsed? Habits are hard htihns to break.
7436
« on: April 02, 2015, 02:46:53 AM »
Sleep deprivation just caused my immune system to drop too low last week giving me a bacterial infection in my stomach that gave me reflux so bad I got esophagitis on top of that, so now all this week I can't eat anything and can only drink chicken broth and vegetable juice.
Soo. . fuck sleep deprivation. Fuck it in the ass with a red hot iron spike with smaller spikes on the sides.
didn't know you'd be such a kink. Hey man. I dont' jugde.
7437
« on: April 02, 2015, 02:44:55 AM »
Translation software cannot decrypt.
This exchange is over.
Aha. Figured ti out. I've a damage hande. Hurt it today at work. If I use one and type a little slower, I cansound more coherent.
7438
« on: April 02, 2015, 02:43:31 AM »
Are yo quotin n something or just writng a book/
7439
« on: April 02, 2015, 02:42:44 AM »
Actually it's 12:52 right now.
I'm in California. 12:04 here.
I honestly habe n olcue where Califona is. Fornia sounds similar to Florida to me so I mex both states up a fair bit.
Oh yeah. You're drunk.
Never drink. Tried it once in highschool then relized it was supid. Lack of sleep is my only offical drunken state.
Alcholism in the family. Damaged body couldn't handle liver damage on top of everything els.e
Oh yeah. Well.... shit.
I still say you need to sleep, but you're an adult so do whatever.
Haven't done sleep stay up in a logn time. Used to do them when I was younger. I'm not doing much today anyway. Not sure why.
Meta sparked randome insperation. I'd wager I'm doing this just to see if I can. Nostalgia. Maybe sence of atubborness.
I'd pull off an all nighter if I didn't have school early in the morning.
You know technically my sense of sef lothing will giev me a boot in tha ss tomoorwow to work anyway no matte how tired I am.
Barriers of the physical. Sometimes trivail things.
Well everyone is built differently. I have a lot of limitations sadly. Limitations where society would consider me to be a pussy. For instance. I never want to be drafted. I can't do it. I'll fail and die.
Key worls here.
SOmetimes.
You think?
What?
7440
« on: April 02, 2015, 02:41:22 AM »
Room for one more in here?
So what's ther to talk about in your big wide wolrd?
What huh?
Are you actually drunk?
No. Sleep deprived and in deline by the hour. I don't drinl. But motlorl functions and spelling along with honesty shoot through the roof when tired. When I'm tierd anyway.
I type fast but can't propperly keep up whne sleepy.
So. Like durn. But not really. Without the liver damamge.
I could be the drunkest I've ever been and still form words better than you.
You still have a few hours till dawn, so concentrate.
Its' sone 39 right now. The sun doesn't come up untoil 80 clock. Few ours to ho he seays. Bah. Every try to coreect yourself and then fuck ti up evne mote? It's a lost acuse at this point.
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