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« on: May 26, 2015, 10:46:01 PM »
I'm popular with everyone, when you are surrounded by idiots a little knowledge means a lot of respect-as long as you're not an arsehole. Biggest twat in my year is harmless, besides, i've helped him enough times for him to practically be in debt to me.
Opposite up here man. You show any sign of having a head on you and it's painting a target on your back.
Maybe that's only because you've not learnt how to play people, over the years i've merely helped people out at times and left them for dead at others or proved that i'll humiliate the worse ones. Helps to keep a group of equally intelligent people around as back up too.
Truth be told, people are stupid-give them what they want and show them what they don't and it's simple
I don't "play" people. I help when I see they need help or they ask. And if they start pressing on me, I press back a bit. For the most part, I avoid them. I always do my best to show a friendly face, and stay out of the way of things. When pushed, I do my best to stay patient but stand up. I don't have the luxury of having friends round me. Never have. Always, been on my own. Of course, I'm not a fan of fighting. Even less so when I was younger. Was a big softie pushover back then. Still now, maybe.
6242
« on: May 26, 2015, 10:41:07 PM »
I hated my school. Fucking Catholics
Catholic churches. Never fun. I've heard the stories from older people up here about Catholic school. Sounds cheery.
6243
« on: May 26, 2015, 08:52:40 PM »
I was in the popular group in school, there's never really been somebody who stood out that I hated. Plenty of people who acted like complete utter morons though.
Oh lawd. Popular group you say. Which one?
6244
« on: May 26, 2015, 08:52:02 PM »
I'm popular with everyone, when you are surrounded by idiots a little knowledge means a lot of respect-as long as you're not an arsehole. Biggest twat in my year is harmless, besides, i've helped him enough times for him to practically be in debt to me.
Opposite up here man. You show any sign of having a head on you and it's painting a target on your back.
6245
« on: May 26, 2015, 08:48:23 PM »
Never had one due to my nature. Plenty of morons though
Stayed quiet and out of the way I take it?
6246
« on: May 26, 2015, 08:48:01 PM »
Wannabe gangsters. They were so dumb and acted so hard. Never did anything to me but I just had such a strong disliking for them lol
As a flatlander of dirt and dust. I'm really damn happy I never had to deal with kids like that.
6247
« on: May 26, 2015, 08:31:17 PM »
Inspired by recent post. Most of us are in our 20's or 30's save for a few dinosaurs around here. So, question. Who was that one asshole in school you didn't get along with? Or multiple assholes? Did anything ever happen? Get into a fight with them or just ignore them?
Everybody has one. Tell me some stories folks.
6248
« on: May 26, 2015, 08:26:52 PM »
Yep. Once or twice. But I've got a better story. Right, so every morning, some people would show up early, and they'd put their shit on their desks before class started.
This went around the ring of guys in my class for about a week. Later on in the day, one of the girls in class opened up her pencil case. And her whiteout container "opened" itself up in her case, completely wrecking everything inside.
Now, what the clever bastard who did it did was, wanked off into the pencil case, and then opened up the whiteout bottle to cover it up.
I remember him. Twitchy little bastard. Had ADHD I believe.
Righteous. Brofist that dude for me, bro.
Fraid I can't do that. We ain't on good terms as people. I jumped his ass before I dropped out of school.
Duuuuude... duuuuuuuuude....
What?
Why you beefin' dudes, bro?
You lost me. Dude was an asshole. Had it coming for him eventually. He wasn't a nice fellow. Off hand memory. He was the dude who brought a knife to school and starting threatening people with it.
You know, usual asshole stuff. He decided to give me shit on the wrong day.
Oh, dude wasn't a bro. Good call wailin on the dude, bro.
Thanks, bro.
6249
« on: May 26, 2015, 08:25:00 PM »
Yep. Once or twice. But I've got a better story. Right, so every morning, some people would show up early, and they'd put their shit on their desks before class started.
This went around the ring of guys in my class for about a week. Later on in the day, one of the girls in class opened up her pencil case. And her whiteout container "opened" itself up in her case, completely wrecking everything inside.
Now, what the clever bastard who did it did was, wanked off into the pencil case, and then opened up the whiteout bottle to cover it up.
I remember him. Twitchy little bastard. Had ADHD I believe.
Righteous. Brofist that dude for me, bro.
Fraid I can't do that. We ain't on good terms as people. I jumped his ass before I dropped out of school.
Duuuuude... duuuuuuuuude....
What?
Why you beefin' dudes, bro?
You lost me. Dude was an asshole. Had it coming for him eventually. He wasn't a nice fellow. Off hand memory. He was the dude who brought a knife to school and starting threatening people with it. You know, usual asshole stuff. He decided to give me shit on the wrong day.
6250
« on: May 26, 2015, 08:21:54 PM »
Yep. Once or twice. But I've got a better story. Right, so every morning, some people would show up early, and they'd put their shit on their desks before class started.
This went around the ring of guys in my class for about a week. Later on in the day, one of the girls in class opened up her pencil case. And her whiteout container "opened" itself up in her case, completely wrecking everything inside.
Now, what the clever bastard who did it did was, wanked off into the pencil case, and then opened up the whiteout bottle to cover it up.
I remember him. Twitchy little bastard. Had ADHD I believe.
Righteous. Brofist that dude for me, bro.
Fraid I can't do that. We ain't on good terms as people. I jumped his ass before I dropped out of school.
Duuuuude... duuuuuuuuude....
What?
6251
« on: May 26, 2015, 08:19:59 PM »
Yep. Once or twice. But I've got a better story. Right, so every morning, some people would show up early, and they'd put their shit on their desks before class started.
This went around the ring of guys in my class for about a week. Later on in the day, one of the girls in class opened up her pencil case. And her whiteout container "opened" itself up in her case, completely wrecking everything inside.
Now, what the clever bastard who did it did was, wanked off into the pencil case, and then opened up the whiteout bottle to cover it up.
I remember him. Twitchy little bastard. Had ADHD I believe.
Righteous. Brofist that dude for me, bro.
Fraid I can't do that. We ain't on good terms as people. I jumped his ass before I dropped out of school.
6252
« on: May 26, 2015, 08:13:37 PM »
Yep. Once or twice. But I've got a better story. Right, so every morning, some people would show up early, and they'd put their shit on their desks before class started.
This went around the ring of guys in my class for about a week. Later on in the day, one of the girls in class opened up her pencil case. And her whiteout container "opened" itself up in her case, completely wrecking everything inside.
Now, what the clever bastard who did it did was, wanked off into the pencil case, and then opened up the whiteout bottle to cover it up.
I remember him. Twitchy little bastard. Had ADHD I believe.
6253
« on: May 26, 2015, 07:57:33 PM »
How come you guys hate on fat people so much?
Being skinny is just as bad as being fat.
While being too skinny is a bad thing, that in itself is a hell of a lot easier to rectify than being fat. And, primarily, obesity is more common than anorexia or belemia, or even skinny people in general. Therefore, no pun intended, the elephant in the room is fat people. Not only that, but there's all these movements to support it. To support being, and staying fat. Skinny, and fat, have two different mental functions. Fat people, are just lazy. Because A) They don't control their eating habits, and B) They don't do enough to help control how quickly they gain weight. Whereas skinny people, anorexics and belemics, are insecure about themselves. Being too skinny is no good either. But in general, you don't see skinny people whining about how hard it is to gain weight, do you? You don't often really see them defending themselves or making a fuss. But, being either too much or too little, is unhealthy, absolutely.
6254
« on: May 26, 2015, 02:25:13 PM »
big boned no such thing
Yeah there is.
It's your body structure. Some people are smaller, and others are larger, regardless of height.
Kinder is just obese.
6255
« on: May 26, 2015, 01:29:55 PM »
Also. You might be right Lemon. I've never met a person named Kaiden that wasn't a collossal faggot.
6256
« on: May 26, 2015, 01:25:09 PM »
you could say that the party is out of this world
You didn't just.... Nope. I have nothing. I've got nothing.
6257
« on: May 26, 2015, 01:22:15 PM »
get ready to babysit and change diapers
ha
no
It truly is inevitable.
Time to learn parenting 101 Lemon.
never
No, see, it'll be good. Parenting 101. Drop the baby on somebody else to take care of. If you know how to be a proper parent, then when and if you have kids, you'll know how to raise them correctly!
By dropping them on somebody else to take care of!
not having kids, so...
Soooo.........
Good luck having a partnership beyond one night stands with somebody who has to fight off their natural parental instincts all the time?
Not everyone wants kids you know.
Of course not! But, most do.
And, take in random factors and unplanned things too.
So here's my wager to you. What are your odds that you're going to find somebody who doesn't want kids? Or who might suddenly change their mind in the future once they get closer and closer to the point of no return, and not being able to have kids?
Skip the semantics.
Piss poor.
Is this your excuse for being single?
No. My "excuse" is that I'm not very social. I've a tendancy to turn away from people. Insecurities project rather easily. Both males and females are good at reading each other subconsciously.
Show no interest towards somebody, and they'll show no interest back.
My handy dandy excuse is that I've constructed my own discomfort. It's a bit tricky to change on a dime.
Edgy.
Well, you get what you pay for. You asked, I answered. What were you expecting? Sunshine and bunnies? Some excuses? Maybe a big long paragraph?
6258
« on: May 26, 2015, 01:19:33 PM »
get ready to babysit and change diapers
ha
no
It truly is inevitable.
Time to learn parenting 101 Lemon.
never
No, see, it'll be good. Parenting 101. Drop the baby on somebody else to take care of. If you know how to be a proper parent, then when and if you have kids, you'll know how to raise them correctly!
By dropping them on somebody else to take care of!
not having kids, so...
Soooo.........
Good luck having a partnership beyond one night stands with somebody who has to fight off their natural parental instincts all the time?
Not everyone wants kids you know.
Of course not! But, most do.
And, take in random factors and unplanned things too.
So here's my wager to you. What are your odds that you're going to find somebody who doesn't want kids? Or who might suddenly change their mind in the future once they get closer and closer to the point of no return, and not being able to have kids?
Skip the semantics.
Piss poor.
I'm not against having kids, I'd just rather not have them more than I'd rather have them
Aha, there we are. Give it a few decades maybe. People change all the time. It's a better outlook anyway though. Too many young people making kids they can't take care of. We got off track though. I bet you. You'll be handed the poop and puke machine to take care of at one point.
6259
« on: May 26, 2015, 01:17:28 PM »
get ready to babysit and change diapers
ha
no
It truly is inevitable.
Time to learn parenting 101 Lemon.
never
No, see, it'll be good. Parenting 101. Drop the baby on somebody else to take care of. If you know how to be a proper parent, then when and if you have kids, you'll know how to raise them correctly!
By dropping them on somebody else to take care of!
not having kids, so...
Soooo.........
Good luck having a partnership beyond one night stands with somebody who has to fight off their natural parental instincts all the time?
Not everyone wants kids you know.
Of course not! But, most do.
And, take in random factors and unplanned things too.
So here's my wager to you. What are your odds that you're going to find somebody who doesn't want kids? Or who might suddenly change their mind in the future once they get closer and closer to the point of no return, and not being able to have kids?
Skip the semantics.
Piss poor.
Is this your excuse for being single?
No. My "excuse" is that I'm not very social. I've a tendancy to turn away from people. Insecurities project rather easily. Both males and females are good at reading each other subconsciously. Show no interest towards somebody, and they'll show no interest back. My handy dandy excuse is that I've constructed my own discomfort. It's a bit tricky to change on a dime.
6260
« on: May 26, 2015, 01:14:36 PM »
Humanity could go extinct in some great cataclysm tomorrow and the universe would not mourn for us.
Good one.
Indeed, it would celebrate.
Yes. It turns out our solar system harbors gigantic cosmic party hats and are waiting for the moment that their overly successful third planet kicks the bucket. Because they're jealous.
6261
« on: May 26, 2015, 01:12:17 PM »
get ready to babysit and change diapers
ha
no
It truly is inevitable.
Time to learn parenting 101 Lemon.
never
No, see, it'll be good. Parenting 101. Drop the baby on somebody else to take care of. If you know how to be a proper parent, then when and if you have kids, you'll know how to raise them correctly!
By dropping them on somebody else to take care of!
not having kids, so...
Soooo.........
Good luck having a partnership beyond one night stands with somebody who has to fight off their natural parental instincts all the time?
Not everyone wants kids you know.
Of course not! But, most do. And, take in random factors and unplanned things too. So here's my wager to you. What are your odds that you're going to find somebody who doesn't want kids? Or who might suddenly change their mind in the future once they get closer and closer to the point of no return, and not being able to have kids? Skip the semantics. Piss poor.
6262
« on: May 26, 2015, 01:08:40 PM »
Grats on owning a noise making, poop and puking machine as well.
It's not mine
Grats on being in the close proximity of the owners who now own a noise making, poop and puking machine.
Mad cause you can't even do the thing that makes children.
6263
« on: May 26, 2015, 01:07:09 PM »
get ready to babysit and change diapers
ha
no
It truly is inevitable.
Time to learn parenting 101 Lemon.
never
No, see, it'll be good. Parenting 101. Drop the baby on somebody else to take care of. If you know how to be a proper parent, then when and if you have kids, you'll know how to raise them correctly!
By dropping them on somebody else to take care of!
not having kids, so...
Soooo......... Good luck having a partnership beyond one night stands with somebody who has to fight off their natural parental instincts all the time?
6264
« on: May 26, 2015, 01:03:11 PM »
big boned no such thing
How astute of you! Although, are you aware that in most hcances there are people out there who likely use that excuse still?
Like Kinder.
I know there is. Then I just show them this.
Fabrications. All of it. Some kid did it in photoshop.
6265
« on: May 26, 2015, 01:02:17 PM »
get ready to babysit and change diapers
ha
no
It truly is inevitable.
Time to learn parenting 101 Lemon.
never
No, see, it'll be good. Parenting 101. Drop the baby on somebody else to take care of. If you know how to be a proper parent, then when and if you have kids, you'll know how to raise them correctly! By dropping them on somebody else to take care of!
6266
« on: May 26, 2015, 01:00:26 PM »
Everybody has the capacity to lose weight. Even big boned genetic train wrecks.
ew, optimism
how about:
"weight loss requires excruciating amounts of effort and dedication"
"Being not fat is hard." I slimmed it down. Remember Verb. We don't want to make people say TL:DR. God forbid they read past two sentences in a day.
6267
« on: May 26, 2015, 12:59:03 PM »
big boned no such thing
How astute of you! Although, are you aware that in most chances there are people out there who likely use that excuse still? Like Kinder.
6268
« on: May 26, 2015, 12:57:50 PM »
get ready to babysit and change diapers
ha
no
It truly is inevitable. Time to learn parenting 101 Lemon.
6269
« on: May 26, 2015, 12:56:43 PM »
Everybody has the capacity to lose weight. Even big boned genetic train wrecks.
6270
« on: May 26, 2015, 12:54:54 PM »
so god's not real because music is finite? what?
God and eternal heaven.
Finite music.
Shit don't fit.
Unless there's mix tapes in heaven that you turn over to start your music all over again.
This is some hardcore autism
No offense
My utmost sincere apologies for sharing a midly amusing concept. Shall I kill myself then?
No that meme isn't hip anymore
Oh well then I guess I'll just have to find a substitute. Quickly!
What do I do!?
Post a rare pepe
 Done and done.
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