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5491
« on: July 01, 2015, 02:24:44 AM »
You asked for a fml moment. It's simplicity itself. But it always gets me.
That feel when you step down, and you feel the pressure point on your shoe. The pressure breaks, you feel your foot continue going down. You feel that intrusion through the sole of your shoe. It's cold. This all happens in a very, very long second of realization.
Your foot hits the ground.
Oh hey, the pain arrived.
What's that. I stepped on some nails. I can feel them poking out the top of my foot. I close my eyes, and I sigh, silently asking, why god, why.
5492
« on: July 01, 2015, 12:58:30 AM »
so like I THINK my friend is mad at me... for accepting her apology? i dunno she's dumb
nah she's just a girl. Do the opposite of what she wants and it'll all be better. Don't ask me how or why, it just works :/
lmao i accept her apology, she gets mad
if i don't she gets mad
it's just the worse of 2 evils when it comes to her lmao
Have angry sex. That'll solve everything.
5493
« on: July 01, 2015, 12:56:26 AM »
lol Sandtrap probably touched poo
I ain't touching no shit with an inch long recent gash in my finger down to the bone. I'd be peachy if it got infected. I just burned what was left of the bathroom with a flame thrower after tank guy had his way with it.
5494
« on: July 01, 2015, 12:45:43 AM »
An old fellow came into my cafe.
Let's just call him tank guy. Because he carries around an oxygen tank.
Anyway. Tank guy is old and slow. So he shambles off to the bathrooms.
AND HE FUCKING NUKED THE MENS BATHROOM.
I don't know this decrepit little bastard does it, I dunno, fuck maybe he eats pipe bombs or something.
But this dude manages to spray shit all over the toilet. Shit gets attatched to the underside, and the top side of the seat. Shit gets plastered to the base of the toilet and the floor. Shit gets plastered on the garbage can when he tries to stuff his damn toilet paper into it.
That was my day.
It was shit.
LITERALLY, METAPHORICALLY, IRONICALLY, UNIRONICALLY, SHIT.
5495
« on: July 01, 2015, 12:37:12 AM »
jesus christ this thread is depressing
You don't neccessarily need role models to get along in life. And you don't need to worship them either. You don't even have to aspire to be like them either.
I wouldn't see why it'd be depressing, frankly. Putting too much faith into a role model can, has, and will backfire quickly.
It's nice to have direction in life and can help you reach your goals.
Which can all be done without a role model. No denying that direction and goals are nice. But a role model isn't neccessarily required.
In fact.
You know what most role models tend to do? Average, regular, silly ones? Stupid shit that stupid people follow.
I still think it's beneficial to have a role model.
I'm not saying that it's not. Everybody has role models whether they want to, or not, and, whether they are aware of it, or not. Parents, for example, act as role models. Always. However. I just don't really see the particular point, in focusing on one in particular. And I don't see the point in aspiring to to be like them. Well, I do. But for myself, personally, that's not my game. Now that I've actually done some thinking on the subject, however, I can acknowledge not role models that I focus and idolize on, but people who have taught me things. You guys, for starters. The reason I stick around this place, is because I learn. Different perspectives, different lives, bits and pieces of sound logic, and bits and pieces of things that may not make much sense, but they make me consider things. I don't know about others here, but the talks and encounters with people over the years here has played a part in shaping me, and still continues to do so. Would I idolize people in particular? No. But, I can take the good that is offered, and apply it to myself.
5496
« on: July 01, 2015, 12:18:48 AM »
jesus christ this thread is depressing
You don't neccessarily need role models to get along in life. And you don't need to worship them either. You don't even have to aspire to be like them either.
I wouldn't see why it'd be depressing, frankly. Putting too much faith into a role model can, has, and will backfire quickly.
It's nice to have direction in life and can help you reach your goals.
Which can all be done without a role model. No denying that direction and goals are nice. But a role model isn't neccessarily required. In fact. You know what most role models tend to do? Average, regular, silly ones? Stupid shit that stupid people follow.
5497
« on: July 01, 2015, 12:13:10 AM »
jesus christ this thread is depressing
You don't neccessarily need role models to get along in life. And you don't need to worship them either. You don't even have to aspire to be like them either. I wouldn't see why it'd be depressing, frankly. Putting too much faith into a role model can, has, and will backfire quickly.
5498
« on: July 01, 2015, 12:06:10 AM »
Like Class said. I don't think I've ever had any either.
5499
« on: June 30, 2015, 11:44:46 PM »
TFW my town movie theatre is closed down.
5500
« on: June 30, 2015, 11:33:35 PM »
Why don't you just watch the trailers instead?
The entire movie is in them.
5501
« on: June 30, 2015, 11:32:26 PM »
Postman Pat ftw mother fucker.
5502
« on: June 30, 2015, 11:29:21 PM »
Also. Happy Canada day friend.
The moon's blood red on my end from all the smoke. But it makes for some festive atmosphere.
5503
« on: June 30, 2015, 11:24:21 PM »
It just occurred to me, whats the difference between pure honey, and maple syrup?
One is the blood of trees and the other is bee vomit.
5504
« on: June 30, 2015, 02:31:01 PM »
Aye, Rattles survived the shiver fits then eh?
5505
« on: June 30, 2015, 01:33:53 PM »
I'd call it the "This was organized to look messy" hairstyle.
5506
« on: June 30, 2015, 01:32:48 PM »
Some of us have friends who can afford their own TVs and Xboxs that they can bring over instead of playing on 25-50% of a screen with performance issues. "all right man let me just bring over my TV"
what
You're a genius Verb. It's the new age lan party.
5507
« on: June 30, 2015, 01:07:35 PM »
To be honest, this is why I stay here. It has, and will always be the only reason. People doing interesting things. Things you don't expect. Things you can learn from. Bundles of perspectives and lives, all like little snapshots.
It's a guilty pleasure, I guess. As much as I am on the retreat from people, as much as I find myself disliking them, and as much as I don't feel like I have anything to say any longer, and yet, there you have it.
You're building a musical instrument all on your own, and you're sharing it with us, for whatever purpose you deem it for.
Thank you.
5508
« on: June 30, 2015, 12:54:09 PM »
Dammit Verb.
I was about to go and see if I could find the "I staple tapeworms to my penis" song. Getting me all excited for nothing.
5509
« on: June 30, 2015, 12:41:21 PM »
Four of the little buggers live outside in the back room of my restaurant. They showed up with their mom about three weeks ago.
I forgot how nice kittens were.
Cat's giving you the "I'm going to murder your furniture" look for stuffing him into a cage by the way.
5510
« on: June 30, 2015, 10:56:53 AM »
Somebody told me something handy once. If it's worth doing, it's worth overkill.
You did good.
5511
« on: June 30, 2015, 01:33:16 AM »
I don't have a routine. I tend to just go as it shows up. My average is this, however.
6:00- Wake up, prepare restaurant for the morning 11:00- make breakfast for myself during the slow noon 1:00- Head out to do farm work or help relatives of mine 7:00- Go home 10:30- Close up restaurant after I take over after I get back home 12:00-1:00- Make supper or go to sleep after prepping restaurant for the morning
5512
« on: June 30, 2015, 01:28:03 AM »
ummmmmm idk, it's just a thing
Spoiler :^) denotes facetiousness, so like :^( ought to denote facetious sadness, right
i'm playing along with your joke while simultaneously affirming that it's not meant to be taken seriously you dig? I'll only dig the grave if you lower the coffin into it. RIP in pieces Prime.
5513
« on: June 30, 2015, 01:24:59 AM »
You're not supposed to be discouraged about learning new shit!
Especially if you're the one who wants to learn it in the first place! i guess
i just find hard work intimidating
I kid. I was a lazy fuck when I was a bit younger. Even now, "hard work" isn't something I'd get excited over, But depending on what the hard work is for, it's less of an issue. Most of the time I don't sign up for hard work for the sake of it, or even money. I tend to get into it because I care enough to try and help somebody. Work will always be work Verb. But it's the motivations behind why you're doing it that count. As such. I can partially agree. Hard work can be intimidating. But it doesn't have to.
5514
« on: June 30, 2015, 01:17:57 AM »
:^(
Why did you give it a nose
5515
« on: June 30, 2015, 01:15:37 AM »
uhhhhhh, she's off
i can only assume she's better for now
She rattled so much that her skeleton ejected itself. She's a spooky skeleton now Verb.
5516
« on: June 30, 2015, 01:02:53 AM »
my mother has treated people with ET before, so i'm sort of going off by what she would say to do
and yes, i was also going to suggest showering, but it might be too late at night for her
And I'm going off advice given to me by my doc on how to help chemo shivers and shitty cold/flu's fuck off. I'm not saying that drinking water certainly doesn't help. I'm just helping to provide the option of choice.
5517
« on: June 30, 2015, 12:59:10 AM »
if you're not still shaking try to get some rest
and drink water
Well, if we're sharing tricks to fight off shiver fits, I have one. It doesn't exactly help the shivering part. But it will make you feel warm. Take a shower. Turn up the heat to as far as you can stand it. End shower, dry yourself real quick, and jump under the covers of your bed. Prefferably heavy blankets, sleeping bags, insulating type stuff. It likely won't stop the shivering but you will indeed be very warm. This method is also handy for helping to get rid of shitty flu's and colds as well.
5518
« on: June 30, 2015, 12:51:45 AM »
Remember Reach splitscreen? Dem textures and framerate.
I tried to do a LASO run in splitscreen on the Falcon rail segment before you get to the Spire. Death plasma came outta nowhere. It took us hours.
5519
« on: June 30, 2015, 12:49:01 AM »
that's pretty cool, but the most discouraging thing about it isn't just making it--but knowing that you'd have to learn how to play it afterwards What the fuck Verb. what
You're not supposed to be discouraged about learning new shit! Especially if you're the one who wants to learn it in the first place!
5520
« on: June 30, 2015, 12:46:59 AM »
No but seriously, been having a shiver fit for two hours while sitting under a comforter and wearing a hoodie
BTW it's 76 degrees, so gg death you win this round
Cheer up friend!
I might die in agony soon as well! We can both die together.
At least we'll die before Obama sells North America to the Chinese
Oooh, shit. Sorry slick. The US owns most of my country and it's land already. By extension, it's already in China's pockets. But cheer up! At least it hasn't happened to yours yet!
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