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The Flood / Re: what the FUCK
« on: August 08, 2015, 11:24:12 PM »
What's the show called. It might not be a full blown hentai type deal.

Just borderline hentai with bits of show tossed into it.

Unless, you're joking and they started playing a game of thrones marathon after the tolkein-a-thon.
there was a monster with a hundred or so giant, girthy dick-tendrils

and one naked chick being rammed by at least five of them

sooooooooooooooo

Ya don't say.

Lemme reiterate my statement.

*ahem*

CABLE TV A SHIT.

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The Flood / Re: what the FUCK
« on: August 08, 2015, 11:21:43 PM »
Also, lol, fucking cable TV a shit.


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The Flood / Re: what the FUCK
« on: August 08, 2015, 11:20:56 PM »
What's the show called. It might not be a full blown hentai type deal.

Just borderline hentai with bits of show tossed into it.

Unless, you're joking and they started playing a game of thrones marathon after the tolkein-a-thon.

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Gaming / Re: Gaylo 5 is Rated T
« on: August 08, 2015, 10:44:52 PM »
It's probably not as graphic.

Why is it so difficult to comprehend that this isn't black and white. Some gore is M-tier, others it T-tier.

Geonosians(Bug aliens) expired or exploded into bits and pieces of limbs and parts.

Droids also got dismembered into parts which were equally just as messy as an organic cause they left oil everywhere.

Seems pretty on par with Flood bits to me.

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The Flood / Re: If you were going to kill yourself
« on: August 08, 2015, 10:41:07 PM »
I'd write an erotic message to random members then upload my suicide on YouTube.

But how do you upload it when your dead?



Mash the upload button repeatedly as he fired the gun. Residual impulses would hopefully do the rest.

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The Flood / Re: i will become a god among men
« on: August 08, 2015, 10:20:51 PM »
You should stick them under people's wipers in the parking lot and make em think they've got a parking ticket.

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The Flood / Re: Do You Ever Look Back Through Your Old Posts And...
« on: August 08, 2015, 09:56:41 PM »
Fuck if I know. I don't necessarily feel like taking a trip down forgotten memory lane. Too many unpleasant surprises.  Then again I don't think I've ever been fond of looking back at myself in any sense anyway.

Just a basic guess, I'd imagine I was more reserved and quiet. Going out on a a bit of a stretch here, maybe I was a little more cohesive too.

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a rattlesnake minds its own business
Except whenever there is a conflict going on we usually get involved in it or we start one.


All of this is irrelevant to me because the only thing I see are some really gay ass operation names in the last quarter.

Who the fuck hired, or agreed to call their operations that?

Please. Just, say it out loud without laughing or cracking a smile.

Operation Determined Falcon
I love that we use the term "war" for things that aren't a war like "the war on drugs" but when it comes to real conflicts we come up with those weird names which we avoid using the term "war". So instead of calling it the "War on Iraqi" we used that name it is known by.

Hey. You know what I'm waiting for?

Operation Freedom Fries.

Somebody should put a bill up on the white house site to officially designate the next combat operation as that ^^^

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a rattlesnake minds its own business
Except whenever there is a conflict going on we usually get involved in it or we start one.


All of this is irrelevant to me because the only thing I see are some really gay ass operation names in the last quarter.

Who the fuck hired, or agreed to call their operations that?

Please. Just, say it out loud without laughing or cracking a smile.

Operation Determined Falcon

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The Flood / Re: i hear my neighbor playing basketball with his son
« on: August 08, 2015, 08:14:15 PM »
Most people have always been shitty parents Verb. How do you think asshole dad came to exist?

He had an asshole dad too. And likewise, asshole grampa had an asshole dad too. Toss in the whole macho man routine with "toughen up" and it only amplifies our gay ass culture.

And, funny enough, if you went out there and started giving dad shit or just beat the shit out of him for being a retard, you'd be damaging the kid too. Emotional bonded connections and all that. Until the wee little fellow grows up, and, assuming he's got a decent enough head on him, that's the only chance he stands of not being a carbon copy of his dad.

You've got a chance here verb.

I reccomend sabotaging their gas pipes at night and sealing their windows. Quick and painless for everybody. One less incoming member of a shit generation in the world.

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The Flood / Re: I think Assassin11D7 might have killed himself
« on: August 08, 2015, 07:51:55 PM »
Anybody who's tech wise could probably find his IP and keep track of the news in his area if they cared enough about it. Suicides usually make the news and even more so, obituaries.

Not that I hope something like that happened. But I'm just saying.

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I was also a fan of infusing titanite into shields for damage reduction bonuses.
Wait wut.
There were plenty of shields with 100% (phys) damage reduction in DS2 and you can get a few fairly early in the game.. and when you're fighting bosses, 99% damage reduction is 100x harder than 100% damage reduction if you're relying on blocking.
The game was never balanced around purely physical damage. There is still magic, lightning, bleed, poison, and now curse. And durability. And strike damage.
There's like 2 bosses in the game that don't rely almost entirely on physical damage, and they're both optional.
For all the other bosses magic etc is something they use to throw you off your stride and which you can easily dodge anyway.
>not playing pvp
Why use a shield at all in pvp when everyone uses no armor and giant clubs?
what pvp were you playing

Seriously.

Half the time it's either a dex weapon with the range of a football field or some cunt and their magic spam.

Or both.

From seriously dropped the ball on str weapons in souls II. They just aren't fucking viable in pvp at all. I don't use a shield for blocking at all unless somebody gains phantom range, but 90% of the time I use one for blocking spells.

Rebel's Greatshield is god teir with 93% resistance to every form of damage in the game, except for physical, which is 78%. It's a great all rounder emergency shield for every single damage type out there.
I ran a str/faith build with dual great clubs and all of that faith buff bullshit, it's a good one shot build

Call me stubborn but I really fucking hate merge builds like that. If I ever do a build I want it at max power, not half way. You have to invest so many points into attunement and faith/magic that it cuts out everything else.

I'm more of a traditional sort of player. Pure str or dex. Or faith/magic.

Of course, once again, str and dex weapons got shit on in terms of pure builds because upgrading them with elements causes them to do more damage than a standard every single time. It's mathematically proven that pure builds got shit on in Souls II.

That being said, I always feel good when I win a match in souls II because I do without buffs.

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The Flood / Re: casper is literally teenage skrillex
« on: August 08, 2015, 07:40:51 PM »
Casp doesn't have so much damn make-up on though so he looks half decent. If anything, Skrillex is just a shitty Casper cosplayer.

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I was also a fan of infusing titanite into shields for damage reduction bonuses.
Wait wut.
There were plenty of shields with 100% (phys) damage reduction in DS2 and you can get a few fairly early in the game.. and when you're fighting bosses, 99% damage reduction is 100x harder than 100% damage reduction if you're relying on blocking.
The game was never balanced around purely physical damage. There is still magic, lightning, bleed, poison, and now curse. And durability. And strike damage.
There's like 2 bosses in the game that don't rely almost entirely on physical damage, and they're both optional.
For all the other bosses magic etc is something they use to throw you off your stride and which you can easily dodge anyway.
>not playing pvp
Why use a shield at all in pvp when everyone uses no armor and giant clubs?
what pvp were you playing

Seriously.

Half the time it's either a dex weapon with the range of a football field or some cunt and their magic spam.

Or both.

From seriously dropped the ball on str weapons in souls II. They just aren't fucking viable in pvp at all. I don't use a shield for blocking at all unless somebody gains phantom range, but 90% of the time I use one for blocking spells.

Rebel's Greatshield is god teir with 93% resistance to every form of damage in the game, except for physical, which is 78%. It's a great all rounder emergency shield for every single damage type out there.

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The Flood / Re: If you were going to kill yourself
« on: August 08, 2015, 07:29:00 PM »
Come to think of it, any time I ever made any expressly depressing thread, it usually put the brakes on for me. Snapped some sense back.

So if I really had it in me, I'd leave off on no words. Would be better that way I think. Rather than listening to someone talk of how they'd go through with it, followed by silence and knowing for sure, it'd be better just to dissappear without a trace. Less of an issue for all involved. Maybe there'd be worry and doubt as to a sudden dissappearance with no explanation.

But it'd be better than an absolute. A vague end leaves things open to other's imaginations, therefore allowing a little bit of room for optimism and hope.

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The Flood / Re: Childhood Abominations That Scared/Traumatized You
« on: August 08, 2015, 04:24:53 PM »
These were more creepy than scary, but they still weird me out

Holy shit those guys!

Dark Crystal ammirite?

Also. How the fuck could I forget this guy?

Spoiler

That whole fucking movie was dark.

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The Flood / Re: I need a recap
« on: August 08, 2015, 04:15:48 PM »
Hey, speaking of dead/missing people, has anybody seen DemonicChronic recently? At all?

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The Flood / Re: Childhood Abominations That Scared/Traumatized You
« on: August 08, 2015, 04:13:04 PM »
Oh ya I wasn't even a little kid but as a young teen The Grudge made me fucking paranoid for weeks.

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The Flood / Re: I need a recap
« on: August 08, 2015, 04:11:29 PM »
Kiyo might've been a bitch but you guys are still being kinda cruel.
Than again, this is Sep7agon we're talking about here.
I mean kiyo did out anon dick pics so its hard to be sympathetic.

Assholes beget assholes.

Yeah, but at the same time, putting your dick up on the internet is about as smart as Kinder taking a picture of himself on the shitter.

And not even putting up your dick on an obscure site, but amongst a community of people that you frequent among.

Not saying both were justified but the whole thing was stupid to begin with.

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The Flood / Re: I need a recap
« on: August 08, 2015, 04:08:54 PM »
Kiyo might've been a bitch but you guys are still being kinda cruel.
Than again, this is Sep7agon we're talking about here.

If you can say one concrete thing about this place it's not to get on its bad side. Cause dem grudges will never be dropped once started.

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The Flood / Re: Childhood Abominations That Scared/Traumatized You
« on: August 08, 2015, 04:01:02 PM »
I remember flipping through channels as a kid accidentally, before I learned the full extent of how to use a remote. I ended up bumping into the final few minutes of Aliens.

I remember being scared shitless as the Queen made her appearance and then ended up wanting to watch it because Ripley started beating the shit out of it with the yellow exo-skeleton loader.

And, naturally, just a few seconds of watching Pennywise the clown from IT was spooky as fuck.

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The Flood / Re: I stepped on a fuck'n Wasp. AMA me anything
« on: August 08, 2015, 01:40:55 PM »
here: Entire right side of my head is on fire. Feels like somebody's stepping on my right eye constantly. Woke up two hours ago and this shit doesn't seem to be getting any better. Turned out all the lights and dimmed this screen as much as I could. Can't even hardly fucking stand and it feels like I'm going to puke.

Just fucking kill me already please. Had enough of this shit.
- Redacted -  (I didn't realize that this was a copy pasta.)


OT: Is the wasp ok?

I didn't know I wrote copypastas.

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The Flood / Re: The Gift was great.
« on: August 08, 2015, 01:39:19 PM »
Just curious. What would ever count in your books to warrant a 10/10?

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The Flood / Re: I need a new wallpaper...
« on: August 08, 2015, 01:34:53 PM »
Those'll all be going straight into the porn folder.
Do you put porn in the regular folders then?
That would certainly confuse people.


I've designed my computer files to act as a maze to any foreigners who would ever go snooping around in it should they steal it or something.

The porn folder leads to backgrounds.

The "private" financial information and bills folder leads to porn.

Anybody who steals my computer is going to be frustrated quickly.

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The Flood / Re: I need a new wallpaper...
« on: August 08, 2015, 01:27:53 PM »
Thanks for the backgrounds I haven't yet acquired folks. Those'll all be going straight into the porn folder.

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The Flood / Re: I need a new wallpaper...
« on: August 08, 2015, 01:20:28 PM »
Gayming related you say? Here ya go. Some are gayming related, some are game concept art, bla bla bla.

Spoiler
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The Flood / Re: This hurts like a mother fucker
« on: August 08, 2015, 12:52:04 PM »
Get healthy bro

I did the opposite. Went tot he clinic and they gave me a shot of morphine. I think I conked out at 4 in the morning. Just got back. Good morning. Guess you could call me a druggie now too. Huzzah.

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The Flood / Re: How Is Everyone?
« on: August 08, 2015, 12:50:05 PM »
I feel like a sack of potatoes, honestly.

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The Flood / Re: This hurts like a mother fucker
« on: August 08, 2015, 05:29:28 AM »
Icy hot packs and pillows up in this bitch. Going to try one last time to see if I can force myself to sleep. If not I'll throw the towel in and check with the docs.

Gentlemen. I bid you a better day then the start to mine. Bon voyage.

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The Flood / Re: This hurts like a mother fucker
« on: August 08, 2015, 05:21:57 AM »
The tumor might not be dormant anymore. I'd suggest taking a trip over to your doc.

Tumor is left side hence the scar. Along with chemo shrinking it. Still on weaker grade rounds ya know. Docs also haven't let me off without a hitch. I go in once a month and get my noggin looked at to see if anything's changed.

Tumor's all quiet and getting smaller for sure.

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