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Serious / Re: The university thought police is at it again
« on: August 11, 2015, 10:47:15 PM »
You know what's nice Meta?

Being a hick. By most definitions and appearances, I'm a hick. If I were ever bothered in person by one of your horrid stereotypical SJW's I could always break out the foul hick lingo. And I mean truly foul.

The first rule about anything social. Just pass over hicks and hillbillies because it's a lost cause.

Ah, but a man can dream, no? Think of the grandoise "trolling" opportunities at my fingertips. That being said.

Damn, that's sheltered as fuck. But look on the brightside. If Feminazi's and SJW's rise in power, then technically their later generations will be so timid and sheltered that you could probably knock them down with spooky words alone.

The movement might be its own undoing.

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The Flood / Re: When does school start for you?
« on: August 11, 2015, 10:38:29 PM »
Living the highschool dropout peasant life.

Such wondrous welfare funded freedom.

Fuck the schools.


4983
The Flood / Re: This, right here, is the shit that pisses me off
« on: August 11, 2015, 10:36:12 PM »
Well, ya know what?

I'd really like to see him go on a rant about how he's better than people with that stack of phones in the middle of buttfuck nowhere with no internet and satellite.

You couldn't even use the phones to make a fire or for anything useful. At best, they'd probably just piss off the bear that ate him when they passed through.

And just like that, rich kid dethroned.

It's just the fact he has such an inflated ego to the point he thinks he's an overall better human being. When it's clearly the opposite

You ever deal with bankers? Wealthy british people? Wealthy people in general? Hell, even uptight bible thumpers.

There's no shortage of inflated egos wandering around. And certainly no shortage of people thinking that they're better than others because of wealth or stature. Honestly, it shouldn't be something to get pissed off about.

It's something that I at least, can only laugh at. Because you have to be dumb as a sack of fucking rocks to believe such a truly fake reality.

4984
The Flood / Re: Fire thread.
« on: August 11, 2015, 10:24:32 PM »
I've honestly had enough of anything related to fire for the year.

4985
The Flood / Re: This, right here, is the shit that pisses me off
« on: August 11, 2015, 10:12:42 PM »
Well, ya know what?

I'd really like to see him go on a rant about how he's better than people with that stack of phones in the middle of buttfuck nowhere with no internet and satellite.

You couldn't even use the phones to make a fire or for anything useful. At best, they'd probably just piss off the bear that ate him when they passed through.

And just like that, rich kid dethroned.

4986
The Flood / Re: So I'm taking an indefinite sep7 break.
« on: August 11, 2015, 02:27:45 PM »
Just, gonna piss in the wind here to a ghost.

But when you made your avatar, are you honestly telling me that not even one part of you considered that it might, or may have in the future, constituted as something that walked the line a little bit?

When you play with fire, don't bitch if you get burned. And don't argue that you weren't playing with fire. While it may seem unfair to you that it was the hammer that landed on you instead of everybody else, did you ever give it some thought that maybe, over the course of time, the mods were considering things with iffy-walk the line avatars?

And that maybe it was yours that finally pushed their conclusion to it's end?

People don't just make decisions out of the blue to spite you. That's a self centered and terrible way of looking at things.

And, lastly, if the mods were so incompetant, they would have shotgunned your account into the sun with a perma-ban or a ban regardless of whether or not you happened to be the poor sap to hit by the new rules and decisions.

But they didn't, did they? No, because here you are to complain about things.

But, it's your call after all. Give things a break and do what you feel. If you wanna get all ruslted about you trying to juggle fireballs, be my guest.

Now, see gentlemen, this is what happens in a democracy. Give people freedom and try to pander to everybody, and everybody still bitches and complains.

With glorious communisim this wouldn't happen.

#CrushAllEnemiesOfTheGloriousSovreignState


4987
Gaming / Re: Halo 5 is fucking garbage
« on: August 11, 2015, 02:12:36 PM »
Im sure we'd have splitscreen but they are too busy pushing the 'importance' of graphics
They're pushing 60fps though.
The graphics have already taken a hit to get it how it is.



Everybody going to play Halo 5 is obviously going to play it for the plot and the 60fps.
Ew isn't Linda like nearly 50 at this point.
Not physically

Old johnson was in his sixties near seventies I think but all that cryo during travel had him in his late 40's I believe. But let's be honest here.

Spartans are the example of peak human condition health and body wise. Like olympic athletes. 50 or no, 50 physically or no, they'd probably age very well.

They aren't exposed to sunlight or winds due to their suits, which would help preserve their appearance, and which is why most of them are all pale.

Anyway, the whole point here being that, 50 or no,

Spoiler


You all know you wouldn't pass on superhuman booty.
why do you tell people things they already know?

To the gentlemen who stated "ew 50."

I was reinforcing your point. Obviously said gentlemen up above in the conversation is not as versed as you or I in the respective bits and pieces of the lore.

I wasn't specifically talking to you in mind. But I don't consider making a seperate post to the gentlemen in the conversation. I consider it like a train of thought. He's going to read your post. And, maybe he's not going to get all the answers.

Then he's going to roll down, and see mine, which is merely an extension of what you said, just with more added to it.

Consider me telling people stuff they already know, as filling in the gaps for those who don't know. I know that you know, but I wasn't specifically addressing you is all.
Fedorekd is a Halo nerd

Of which I just learned.

The whole post I just wrote you there is wrong however, in part. It's just how I work. In order to justify a statement I go through a checklist of things that I remember to lead to a conclusion. The conclusion of a statement, to me, on its own, always just seems out of place.

Too many loopholes and undefined things that other people might mistake if I left it simple.

I guess you could say that I think like a lawer. Everything goes down on paper, clear cut and set with no possibilities for slip ups. Bad example though. I'm full of loopholes.

And, see my point. I probably just wrote you a circular post. I do this shit without seeing it as I go along. Type as fast I think or I think as fast as I type. Throw in other shit like loss of focus and stuff.

And as you can see.

It gets messy, and long, real fast. As I'm sure you're accustomed to at this point.
stop

That I can do.
Is it just me or are your username and avatar invisible?

It's just you m8.
Sandtrap lets play borderlands!

Sorry friend. I've gotta eat breakfast and head out to work in a bit. I would if I could. But I'll only be here for another 15 mins, tops. Can't play and eat at the same time either. Plus updates for borderlands. Haven't touched it in ages.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 is fucking garbage
« on: August 11, 2015, 01:57:48 PM »
Im sure we'd have splitscreen but they are too busy pushing the 'importance' of graphics
They're pushing 60fps though.
The graphics have already taken a hit to get it how it is.



Everybody going to play Halo 5 is obviously going to play it for the plot and the 60fps.
Ew isn't Linda like nearly 50 at this point.
Not physically

Old johnson was in his sixties near seventies I think but all that cryo during travel had him in his late 40's I believe. But let's be honest here.

Spartans are the example of peak human condition health and body wise. Like olympic athletes. 50 or no, 50 physically or no, they'd probably age very well.

They aren't exposed to sunlight or winds due to their suits, which would help preserve their appearance, and which is why most of them are all pale.

Anyway, the whole point here being that, 50 or no,

Spoiler


You all know you wouldn't pass on superhuman booty.
why do you tell people things they already know?

To the gentlemen who stated "ew 50."

I was reinforcing your point. Obviously said gentlemen up above in the conversation is not as versed as you or I in the respective bits and pieces of the lore.

I wasn't specifically talking to you in mind. But I don't consider making a seperate post to the gentlemen in the conversation. I consider it like a train of thought. He's going to read your post. And, maybe he's not going to get all the answers.

Then he's going to roll down, and see mine, which is merely an extension of what you said, just with more added to it.

Consider me telling people stuff they already know, as filling in the gaps for those who don't know. I know that you know, but I wasn't specifically addressing you is all.
Fedorekd is a Halo nerd

Of which I just learned.

The whole post I just wrote you there is wrong however, in part. It's just how I work. In order to justify a statement I go through a checklist of things that I remember to lead to a conclusion. The conclusion of a statement, to me, on its own, always just seems out of place.

Too many loopholes and undefined things that other people might mistake if I left it simple.

I guess you could say that I think like a lawer. Everything goes down on paper, clear cut and set with no possibilities for slip ups. Bad example though. I'm full of loopholes.

And, see my point. I probably just wrote you a circular post. I do this shit without seeing it as I go along. Type as fast I think or I think as fast as I type. Throw in other shit like loss of focus and stuff.

And as you can see.

It gets messy, and long, real fast. As I'm sure you're accustomed to at this point.
stop

That I can do.
Is it just me or are your username and avatar invisible?

It's just you m8.

4989
The Flood / Re: Holy shit, fuck these protesters
« on: August 11, 2015, 01:35:41 PM »
This is why you install one of two options in your vehicle.

A secondary hidden horn, prefferably one used by old freight trains. It's fantastic for clearing people.

Or, a megaphone with a built in mic to it that you can turn up to 11 and either shout obscenities to your choosing in traffic or play pre-recorded messages for all occassions.

4990
Gaming / Re: Halo 5 is fucking garbage
« on: August 11, 2015, 01:27:55 PM »
Im sure we'd have splitscreen but they are too busy pushing the 'importance' of graphics
They're pushing 60fps though.
The graphics have already taken a hit to get it how it is.



Everybody going to play Halo 5 is obviously going to play it for the plot and the 60fps.
Ew isn't Linda like nearly 50 at this point.
Not physically

Old johnson was in his sixties near seventies I think but all that cryo during travel had him in his late 40's I believe. But let's be honest here.

Spartans are the example of peak human condition health and body wise. Like olympic athletes. 50 or no, 50 physically or no, they'd probably age very well.

They aren't exposed to sunlight or winds due to their suits, which would help preserve their appearance, and which is why most of them are all pale.

Anyway, the whole point here being that, 50 or no,

Spoiler


You all know you wouldn't pass on superhuman booty.
why do you tell people things they already know?

To the gentlemen who stated "ew 50."

I was reinforcing your point. Obviously said gentlemen up above in the conversation is not as versed as you or I in the respective bits and pieces of the lore.

I wasn't specifically talking to you in mind. But I don't consider making a seperate post to the gentlemen in the conversation. I consider it like a train of thought. He's going to read your post. And, maybe he's not going to get all the answers.

Then he's going to roll down, and see mine, which is merely an extension of what you said, just with more added to it.

Consider me telling people stuff they already know, as filling in the gaps for those who don't know. I know that you know, but I wasn't specifically addressing you is all.
Fedorekd is a Halo nerd

Of which I just learned.

The whole post I just wrote you there is wrong however, in part. It's just how I work. In order to justify a statement I go through a checklist of things that I remember to lead to a conclusion. The conclusion of a statement, to me, on its own, always just seems out of place.

Too many loopholes and undefined things that other people might mistake if I left it simple.

I guess you could say that I think like a lawer. Everything goes down on paper, clear cut and set with no possibilities for slip ups. Bad example though. I'm full of loopholes.

And, see my point. I probably just wrote you a circular post. I do this shit without seeing it as I go along. Type as fast I think or I think as fast as I type. Throw in other shit like loss of focus and stuff.

And as you can see.

It gets messy, and long, real fast. As I'm sure you're accustomed to at this point.
stop

That I can do.

4991
Gaming / Re: Halo 5 is fucking garbage
« on: August 11, 2015, 01:27:26 PM »
man im the guy who nearly brought down halo archive using memes you gotta know your lore to get around there

Didn't you have tips fedora guy as an avatar some time back?

4992
Gaming / Re: Halo 5 is fucking garbage
« on: August 11, 2015, 01:22:51 PM »
Im sure we'd have splitscreen but they are too busy pushing the 'importance' of graphics
They're pushing 60fps though.
The graphics have already taken a hit to get it how it is.



Everybody going to play Halo 5 is obviously going to play it for the plot and the 60fps.
Ew isn't Linda like nearly 50 at this point.
Not physically

Old johnson was in his sixties near seventies I think but all that cryo during travel had him in his late 40's I believe. But let's be honest here.

Spartans are the example of peak human condition health and body wise. Like olympic athletes. 50 or no, 50 physically or no, they'd probably age very well.

They aren't exposed to sunlight or winds due to their suits, which would help preserve their appearance, and which is why most of them are all pale.

Anyway, the whole point here being that, 50 or no,

Spoiler


You all know you wouldn't pass on superhuman booty.
why do you tell people things they already know?

To the gentlemen who stated "ew 50."

I was reinforcing your point. Obviously said gentlemen up above in the conversation is not as versed as you or I in the respective bits and pieces of the lore.

I wasn't specifically talking to you in mind. But I don't consider making a seperate post to the gentlemen in the conversation. I consider it like a train of thought. He's going to read your post. And, maybe he's not going to get all the answers.

Then he's going to roll down, and see mine, which is merely an extension of what you said, just with more added to it.

Consider me telling people stuff they already know, as filling in the gaps for those who don't know. I know that you know, but I wasn't specifically addressing you is all.
Fedorekd is a Halo nerd

Of which I just learned.

The whole post I just wrote you there is wrong however, in part. It's just how I work. In order to justify a statement I go through a checklist of things that I remember to lead to a conclusion. The conclusion of a statement, to me, on its own, always just seems out of place.

Too many loopholes and undefined things that other people might mistake if I left it simple.

I guess you could say that I think like a lawer. Everything goes down on paper, clear cut and set with no possibilities for slip ups. Bad example though. I'm full of loopholes.

And, see my point. I probably just wrote you a circular post. I do this shit without seeing it as I go along. Type as fast I think or I think as fast as I type. Throw in other shit like loss of focus and stuff.

And as you can see.

It gets messy, and long, real fast. As I'm sure you're accustomed to at this point.

4993
Gaming / Re: Halo 5 is fucking garbage
« on: August 11, 2015, 01:12:25 PM »
well actually I knew all the shit about cryo anyway i just posted the 50 year old woman thing for shits

Well there we go then. Guess I learn something new every day. Now I know that you know shit too.

4994
Gaming / Re: Halo 5 is fucking garbage
« on: August 11, 2015, 01:03:41 PM »
Im sure we'd have splitscreen but they are too busy pushing the 'importance' of graphics
They're pushing 60fps though.
The graphics have already taken a hit to get it how it is.



Everybody going to play Halo 5 is obviously going to play it for the plot and the 60fps.
Ew isn't Linda like nearly 50 at this point.
Not physically

Old johnson was in his sixties near seventies I think but all that cryo during travel had him in his late 40's I believe. But let's be honest here.

Spartans are the example of peak human condition health and body wise. Like olympic athletes. 50 or no, 50 physically or no, they'd probably age very well.

They aren't exposed to sunlight or winds due to their suits, which would help preserve their appearance, and which is why most of them are all pale.

Anyway, the whole point here being that, 50 or no,

Spoiler


You all know you wouldn't pass on superhuman booty.
why do you tell people things they already know?

To the gentlemen who stated "ew 50."

I was reinforcing your point. Obviously said gentlemen up above in the conversation is not as versed as you or I in the respective bits and pieces of the lore.

I wasn't specifically talking to you in mind. But I don't consider making a seperate post to the gentlemen in the conversation. I consider it like a train of thought. He's going to read your post. And, maybe he's not going to get all the answers.

Then he's going to roll down, and see mine, which is merely an extension of what you said, just with more added to it.

Consider me telling people stuff they already know, as filling in the gaps for those who don't know. I know that you know, but I wasn't specifically addressing you is all.

4995
The Flood / Re: OMG GUYS CECEL THE LION DIED
« on: August 11, 2015, 12:53:30 PM »
There's always somebody, or some place, that's worse off than you are, or better off. There's always shit people out there, some shittier than others, and some that are less so. And there's always shitty things happening, shittier than others, or, less so.

Always like that. But really, it doesn't matter what the media, or people choose to get worked up about, no matter how bad, no matter how seemingly trivial. Because the media, and by extension, society, has the attention span of a rock.

And the media, and, by extenison, society, are largely irrelevant. Let them bitch and whine and moan about whatever they please.

The people who know what's up, and those who work for their causes, will continue to do so, with, or without the support of couch potato society and their spotlights.


4996
Gaming / Re: Halo 5 is fucking garbage
« on: August 11, 2015, 12:41:43 PM »
Im sure we'd have splitscreen but they are too busy pushing the 'importance' of graphics
They're pushing 60fps though.
The graphics have already taken a hit to get it how it is.



Everybody going to play Halo 5 is obviously going to play it for the plot and the 60fps.
Ew isn't Linda like nearly 50 at this point.
Not physically

Old johnson was in his sixties near seventies I think but all that cryo during travel had him in his late 40's I believe. But let's be honest here.

Spartans are the example of peak human condition health and body wise. Like olympic athletes. 50 or no, 50 physically or no, they'd probably age very well.

They aren't exposed to sunlight or winds due to their suits, which would help preserve their appearance, and which is why most of them are all pale.

Anyway, the whole point here being that, 50 or no,

Spoiler


You all know you wouldn't pass on superhuman booty.

4997
The Flood / Re: Daily Goal Thread
« on: August 11, 2015, 12:20:19 PM »
6:00 am to 11:00 am.
-Split and cord firewood for somebody

11:00 am to 1:00 pm
-Manage restaurant

1:30 pm to 8:00 pm
-Cut, haul, and stack firewood for somebody else

First goal done for this morning.  Second one doin' fine.

4998
Gaming / Re: Halo 5 is fucking garbage
« on: August 11, 2015, 12:16:00 PM »
Im sure we'd have splitscreen but they are too busy pushing the 'importance' of graphics
They're pushing 60fps though.
The graphics have already taken a hit to get it how it is.



Everybody going to play Halo 5 is obviously going to play it for the plot and the 60fps.
Ew isn't Linda like nearly 50 at this point.

Oho shit that means Jim can get on it too.

He's a fan of cougars after all.
It's a ghost.

Boo.

4999
The Flood / Re: They should make a Mass Effect movie
« on: August 11, 2015, 11:48:28 AM »
They should totally hire Seth Green to play Joker.

I think he could pull it off well.


5000
Gaming / Re: Halo 5 is fucking garbage
« on: August 11, 2015, 07:52:08 AM »
Im sure we'd have splitscreen but they are too busy pushing the 'importance' of graphics
They're pushing 60fps though.
The graphics have already taken a hit to get it how it is.



Everybody going to play Halo 5 is obviously going to play it for the plot and the 60fps.
Ew isn't Linda like nearly 50 at this point.

Oho shit that means Jim can get on it too.

He's a fan of cougars after all.

5001
My whole town is quiet as a ghost at night. I've got the whole place to myself. I do enjoy the odd walkabout here and there.

Why did you do that to your profile pic and name Mr. Sandtrap

Imma stickler for fuckin' with things if I'm able to.

5002
My whole town is quiet as a ghost at night. I've got the whole place to myself. I do enjoy the odd walkabout here and there.

5003
The Flood / Re: tfw leaving for college in 9 days
« on: August 10, 2015, 11:39:18 PM »
Buy him a mime costume.

A baugette.

And enough smokes to be used in chain smoking.

And a beret.

It is astronomically and physically impossible to fail.

5004
The Flood / Re: Why Do People Take Flinching As A Sign Of Weakness?
« on: August 10, 2015, 11:33:45 PM »
That's Macho man culture for you. Or expressely, teenager-istic views on the world.

God forbid you ever meet an adult that does shit like that.

If you do, honestly, just beat the shit out of them however or with whatever you can. Then if they cry about it simply explain that "pussies" don't sit idely by in the face of a potential threat.

5005
The Flood / Re: what are you doing today?
« on: August 10, 2015, 10:46:09 PM »
I worked the restaurant in the morning. Helped a dude split some firewood. Then went out and helped my brother in law split some firewood.

Now I'm going to sit down and see if I can enjoy my evening.

5006
The Flood / Re: Faggot Awards 2054: Most Intelligent User
« on: August 10, 2015, 10:41:32 PM »
Anyone know what happened to Deci?

Tried doing an experiment. Imploded instead of exploded.

5007
The Flood / Re: Damnit UK
« on: August 10, 2015, 10:40:04 PM »
My triple tripled money from a Nigerian prince.

5008
The Flood / Re: so i just found an old poem that i wrote in high school
« on: August 10, 2015, 10:33:52 PM »
Generally, I think it's a good rule of thumb, that if you don't look back at younger versions of you, and cringe or ask why you were so previously stupid, well, ya'll just aren't doing it right.

Good job on completing your teenage years rainbow bob marely guy.
i am no longer rainbow bob marley guy

i am trippy x-ray of a guy toking guy

Ya'll are rainbow bob marely guy to me.

Spoiler
Cause that's what my heart knows you as forever more.

5009
The Flood / Re: so i just found an old poem that i wrote in high school
« on: August 10, 2015, 10:14:35 PM »
Generally, I think it's a good rule of thumb, that if you don't look back at younger versions of you, and cringe or ask why you were so previously stupid, well, ya'll just aren't doing it right.

Good job on completing your teenage years rainbow bob marely guy.

5010
The Flood / Re: i officially have the best avatar now
« on: August 10, 2015, 10:07:29 PM »
Fuck you Meta I have the best avatar.

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