Quote from:  on August 13, 2015, 11:40:11 AM

Quote from: SHAWN BEEN on August 13, 2015, 11:24:49 AM

I work a graveyard shift all through the night on Friday to Saturday morning

See any good corpses recently?

Not corpses, but I did have a patient that was jaundiced from head to toe yesterday. Eyes, skin, all jaundice. His belly was distended like crazy, too, like pregnant lady kinda lookin' distended.

You should smash that corpse midget.

Quote from:  on August 13, 2015, 11:03:18 AM

I'd wager it would be cybernetics. And I'm not talking just prosthetics. I mean the whole full blown deal. Every part in your body being substituted with something mechanical.

that sounds like hell to me

i mean, being a sack of meat is no picnic, but i'll never understand this forum's fascination with transhumanistic endeavors

you'd have to make the perfect machine

That's also why I tossed in organic modification too, like genes and such. We could still be sacks of meat.

But genetically enchanced sacks of meat. Honestly, to me, I think the organic route comes first. If you can understand the base first, then you can do the heavy modifications.

Think about it Verb. Say you genetically modify somebody up a bit. Turn off their pain receptors. Fiddle around with stuff that makes people feel like shit. Rewire all the stuff that can make a person feel like shit, make a person act like shit, and reverse it.

I don't see why there isn't any feasible reason because there's critters and lifeforms out there that don't feel pain. I figure, the more we understand about ourselves, and other biology, the more chance we have of making ourselves better than we are now.

Instead of playing Smash with her. You should be smashing her.

He should smash her while she's playing smash while he plays smash with her.

Man you must have 9 lives or something.

I think I've spent well over 9 of them just staying around up to this point so far.

I'm not complaining that it was a near miss though. I don't think I would have enjoyed having one of my hands turned into spaghetti.

Finally.

I can join the big kids club too.

Sideways.

I like to turn sideways and sit down for a bit and just hang around under the water. I do all the usual cleanup business, rotating and all that, then I sit down and take it easy.

Quote from:  on August 12, 2015, 09:54:56 PM

Quote from: Thunder on August 12, 2015, 09:52:31 PM

sue

The guy didn't stop. And he didn't see all the garbage that came off his truck onto the road. His liscence plate was dusted over. And, honestly, after having a steel rod pass by where I had my arm just a few seconds ago, I pulled over to take a bit of a breather.

I cleaned up all the garbage off the road and continued my day.

Now I've got to think about how I can repair the damage.

Oh well, at least no injuries.

You're telling me dude. That thing would have splintered my arm like a mashed potato. Or shit, if it came in at a different angle it would hit me through the shoulder or chest. It was fucking close.

sue

The guy didn't stop. And he didn't see all the garbage that came off his truck onto the road. His liscence plate was dusted over. And, honestly, after having a steel rod pass by where I had my arm just a few seconds ago, I pulled over to take a bit of a breather.

I cleaned up all the garbage off the road and continued my day.

Now I've got to think about how I can repair the damage.

Quote from:  on August 12, 2015, 01:09:30 PM

Quote from: BC on August 12, 2015, 01:00:33 PM

Quote from: DAS WAIFUMEISTER x2 on August 12, 2015, 06:19:39 AM

You know what to do, BC.
FINISH HIM!

And then post updates

Deleted my comments and blocked me LOL. I saw a few people commenting too, he deleted theirs to. What a piece of shit

I do believe that is what the younger generations call, "Getting wrecked."

I was hoping more people would see

*Ahem*

What you could certainly do here is, show and link said fellow's instagram to a certain non specific website that may or may not revolve around a number that may be 7.

At which point said gentlemen may be visited by one or more of the residents from this website whose name that I shalln't say.

But, ya'll didn't hear that from me.

Because THE BABY killed the franchise, and currently they are unwilling to commit to reviving it due to the backlash over MPFF, the Wii U being the broccoli of consoles, and already working on multiple games plus a new console.

Depends on what you mean by relationship. I never really had a "omg lol were totally dating" type relationship. Nothing so official like that.

But I had a handful of people that I grew really close to. Enough that you could say that it went beyond just a simple friendship. My first one started in second grade, went through all of thrid grade, and may have continued further had my family not moved.

It was nice. We spent a lot of time around each other, liked all the same stuff and got along like best buds. I was a pudgy little bastard back then so naturally that made me a target to be made fun of by other kids. I remember her showing up to defend me too.

She got mouthy if it was other girls and she got pushy if it was guys. First kiss came from her too.

Did ya find anything pleasant left behind by the previous owners?

Honestly. I don't know. I think it's safe to say that my sex drive is rolling in low gear here.

I ask, of course, because one of my many various job contacts went completely belly up today and most of my day was spent trying to sort out through the whole fucking affair without picking up the the fellow and chucking him across the nearest fucking mountain.

Any of you have any experiences with being fucked around in this particular manner?

I'll say it. It's a first for me today.

Quote from: challengerX on August 11, 2015, 07:14:01 AM

Literally none of these words are offensive.

Try telling that to a SJW and see how far you get

He'd get three letters into "offensive" before #triggering the SJW's trap card.